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Some world views are spacious, and some are merely spaced...
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A little boy was being read a bible story by his dad.
His dad read "the man named Lot was warned to take his wife & flee out of the city, but his wife turned back & was turned into a pillar of salt!"
   Worried the little boy asked,
"What happened to the flea?"   

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^^^^^^ Like it!!
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What do you call a blonde with pigftails?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
A blowjob with handlebars!
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Two Boa Constrictors got married! Well they had a crush on each other!!
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What does a cow say what's got no lips??


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Originally posted by daz2112 daz2112 wrote:

Sister Mary says to all the nun's at midnight "candle's out girl's" ...all you heard was schlurp!!


Disgusting... (as well as the one about gays)
"Music is much like f**king, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent."

Charles Bukowski
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A sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender yells "hey! we dont serve food in here"

A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar and the bartender yells "Hey! don't start anything in here"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey pal, why the long face?"

A contruction worker walks into a bar with a hunk of asphalt under his arms and yells to the bartender " give me a beer, and one for the road"

Pirate walks into a bar with a steering whell hanging from his penis. the bartender yells out;"hey! theres a steering wheel on your penis" the pirate replies " "Argh, it's driving me nuts!"

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies,
"Yes,I'm positive..."
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Sister Mary says to all the nun's at midnight "candle's out girl's" ...all you heard was schlurp!!
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Prisoner in his cell says to prison officer" it's cold in this cell!" Officer says" i'll put another bar on for you!!"
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Two gay cowboys,one says "yup" & the other one says "yep!"


Think about it!
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Somebody asked me if i've ever seen a man eating Tiger? I said no but i've seen a man eating chicken!
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Why girls always get frustrated when dating with Proggy guys?






















Cause Prog Guys always late due to soloing too much before the date!

Yeah i know.. Lame..
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Originally posted by R o V e R R o V e R wrote:

[QUOTE=daz2112]what have an elephant & a duck got in common??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



































they both can't drive tractors!!

 

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
 
I still can't get how Dream Theater music is created by humans

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Went to the cash machine today & this little old lady asked me if i would check her balance!...................................So i pushed her over!
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Lol..guys...

I don't know if you realise this but...Most of the ppl who spent lotsa time on the internet, the last babe they picked up was a JPEG!
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I got banned from B&Q yesterday!Some geezer in orange dungarees asked me if i wanted decking? So i got the first punch in!!!
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Originally posted by jesperz jesperz wrote:

Hope this one doesn't offend anyone.... =) Peace ppl!

What is the similarity between a christmas tree and a monk?!!!













































The balls are for decorations.. =)







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I lost my account!

You laugh at me because i'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same
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What's the difference between light and hard?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
It's possible to go to sleep with a light on.
'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom


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what is the difference between sin and shame?


























It is a sin to put it in, and its a shame to pull it out..
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