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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 13 2004 at 03:28
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Haha, have a laugh..... okay, stop. Get yer arse back to work Garten!


Danny-boy - you know me soooooo well! I am minded to remind you that California is like muesli; take out the fruits and the flakes, and you've nothing left.......

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Points: 5243 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 12 2004 at 19:38
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Points: 1835 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 12 2004 at 19:33

I’m reminded of one of the old Carry On films – I think it was Carry On Follow That Camel. Two of the team were arguing and hurling long-winded insults at each other until one spat out “You mother was a whore in the kasbah” to which the other replied, “Oh, you knew my mother?”

 
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Points: 3484 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 12 2004 at 19:02
Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

Originally posted by penguindf12 penguindf12 wrote:

Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:


1. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come
to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

Call me stupid, but I don't get that one.

Ah, innocence is golden. Thank you penguin, all the world is not bad.

OH NO....Now I corrupted Penguin!!
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Points: 5243 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 12 2004 at 18:47
Originally posted by penguindf12 penguindf12 wrote:

Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:


1. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come
to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

Call me stupid, but I don't get that one.

Ah, innocence is golden. Thank you penguin, all the world is not bad.

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Points: 3484 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 12 2004 at 18:30
Originally posted by penguindf12 penguindf12 wrote:

Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:


1. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come
to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

Call me stupid, but I don't get that one.

Perhaps Penguin you don't know the oldest profession.....prostitution.....that should clear it up for ya
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Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:


1. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come
to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

Call me stupid, but I don't get that one.
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TWELVE THOUGHTS TO PONDER:

12. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

11. Life is sexually transmitted.

10. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

9. (For Women or gay men only) Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection make him a sandwich.

8. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

7. Some people are like Slinkies.not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

6. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.

5. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

2. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

1. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come
to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

 

(Haha, have a laugh..... okay, stop. Get yer arse back to work Garten!)
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