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Drew
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Posted: May 15 2006 at 18:23 |
Poeple that don't tip- SUCK
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: May 15 2006 at 18:16 |
Oh surely Peter Kaye is worse?
I never really liked Jack Dee, but he makes sense now and I like him!
Jasper Carrott I also like (is this something I should admit too?)
Edited by Geck0 - May 15 2006 at 18:18
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Syzygy
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Posted: May 15 2006 at 18:15 |
Geck0 wrote:
Syzygy wrote:
Little Britain catchphrases - don't get me started. Mind you, 'I'm a laydee' was pretty funny ... the first time. |
Chris, it's not just the quotes, it's the whole show! It's just not in the least bit funny! The same applies to The League of Gentleman... maybe the humour is beyond me, but it does nothing for me.
I'm more of a Chris Morris Jam kind of person..., I like my comedy to be unique. I found Peep Show enjoyable as well.
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I thought that the League of Gentlemen had its moments, and I agree that Chris Morris is sick, twisted and utterly hilarious. The best thing about Little Britain was Tom Baker's voice over.
And then there's Jimmy Carr
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: May 15 2006 at 18:14 |
There's a reason for that Drew!
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Drew
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Posted: May 15 2006 at 18:12 |
Girls sitting in the middle seat of a truck next to their man- suck. (When the passenger seat is empty, of course)
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: May 15 2006 at 18:09 |
Syzygy wrote:
Little Britain catchphrases - don't get me started. Mind you, 'I'm a laydee' was pretty funny ... the first time. |
Chris, it's not just the quotes, it's the whole show! It's just not in the least bit funny! The same applies to The League of Gentleman... maybe the humour is beyond me, but it does nothing for me. I'm more of a Chris Morris Jam kind of person..., I like my comedy to be unique. I found Peep Show enjoyable as well.
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Drew
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Posted: May 15 2006 at 18:03 |
Terrorists Suck.
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Syzygy
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Posted: May 15 2006 at 18:00 |
Little Britain catchphrases - don't get me started. Mind you, 'I'm a laydee' was pretty funny ... the first time.
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: May 15 2006 at 17:56 |
Tool fanboys!
The ones who cannot give a bad review to a Tool album and who also cannot admit that 10,000 Days isn't really all that special. It's a good album, but it's not Lateralus!
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darren
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Posted: May 15 2006 at 15:36 |
I'm sick of people who quote Monty Python and think they're being funny. This is not aimed at any previous people who post. I'm in a local comedy troupe and I guess people recognize me as such and think they'll impress me by how much Python they can recite. Python is very original, cutting edge humour... or at least it was THIRTY FIVE YEARS AGO. Yes, most of it stands the test of time but would you start a band and only copy The Beatles? (insert Oasis joke here) The same people usually suggest sketch ideas and I know that if they quoted Python before telling me the idea, it's 100% certain the idea will end with "then he pulls out a gun and shoots him." Then they get upset when I don't double over in laughter.
Uh, sorry but we make it a point of giving our sketches actual endings. Now f--- off before I turn into one of the knights that will kick you in the nuts.
Edited by darren - May 15 2006 at 15:40
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"they locked up a man who wanted to rule the world.
the fools
they locked up the wrong man."
- Leonard Cohen
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Jim Garten
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Posted: May 15 2006 at 12:29 |
AAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I need a lie down....
Edited by Jim Garten - May 15 2006 at 12:30
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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mystic fred
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Posted: May 15 2006 at 12:02 |
Jim Garten wrote:
[quote=Stonebeard]That bloody well reminds me:
"The Sentinel"...
How did a bunch of Scottish 4th division Yes wannabees ever persuade Eddie Offord to produce such a rancid collection of (for the want of a better word) songs whose only benefit to the oevre of progressive rock is to act as a benchmark for other bands travelling the same road, who can listen to their own efforts and say "well hey, it may be crap, maybe we can't play very well, maybe the lyrics are appalling (can you say "Magenta"?) and maybe our drummer does sound like my granny playing biscuit tins with crochet hooks... whilst asleep... but at least we're not as bad as PALLAS"
+++sound of re-breathing exercises+++
....unless someone asks me about Pallas, that is...
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...you really don't like that album, do you jim?? it's the best album ever made jim .........jim??...
......................jim?? (too late he just imploded!!!) (..he's dead, jim!!)
Edited by mystic fred - May 15 2006 at 12:10
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: May 15 2006 at 03:55 |
Don't worry about it, Jim! I was once chatting to this woman at a mobile CD stool once at how much I hated Chris de Burgh and apparently she was his cousin and she hated him just as much as well!
I really hope she was his cousin!
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Jim Garten
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Posted: May 15 2006 at 03:53 |
Jim Garten wrote:
Geck0 wrote:
Peter Doherty and his bands that create so called music! |
Jeez Geck0, you know how to push the wrong buttons, for me...
Pete Docherty?
Pete Docherty?
OHMYGODDON'TGETMESTARTEDONTHATTWAT!
Take two schoolfriends, one of whom plays guitar fairly well, and the other fancies himself as a singer (despite all evidence to the contrary), add an industry A&R man who thinks he can hype them to the heights, so long as they agree to have two session men (who can't stand them, anyway) foisted on them to turn them from a duo into a "band" & voila, The Libertines! Said "singer" now has an even more over-inflated sense of his own importance / talent, but now also has a gullible public throwing money at him, which fuels his new found taste for all things Columbian. Over inflated sense of self importance is now fueled by the paranoia inherent in South American marching powder...
...and the kids love him! |
(edit)
...got a bit of an inside hook on this one, as one of my closest friends is the mother of Carl (Libertines guitarist); this may seem to be a character assassination attempt, but all the above is in the public domain, as opposed to other stuff I know but choose not to write!
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: May 15 2006 at 03:53 |
I quite agree! And having Kate Moss as a missus! I'm not sure who to feel sorry for...
Apparently (from what I've read), Mr. Doherty has A+ GCSEs and A-Levels and apparently has won poetry competitions... hmmm...
Someone must have been listening out of the wrong orifice that day! Either that, or they were blinded by their cocker spaniel the day before...
Edited by Geck0 - May 15 2006 at 03:53
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Jim Garten
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Posted: May 15 2006 at 03:48 |
Geck0 wrote:
Peter Doherty and his bands that create so called music! |
Jeez Geck0, you know how to push the wrong buttons, for me...
Pete Docherty?
Pete Docherty?
OHMYGODDON'TGETMESTARTEDON THATTWAT!
Take two schoolfriends, one of whom plays guitar fairly well, and the other fancies himself as a singer (despite all evidence to the contrary), add an industry A&R man who thinks he can hype them to the heights, so long as they agree to have two session men (who can't stand them, anyway) foisted on them to turn them from a duo into a "band" & voila, The Libertines! Said "singer" now has an even more over-inflated sense of his own importance / talent, but now also has a gullible public throwing money at him, which fuels his new found taste for all things Columbian. Over inflated sense of self importance is now fueled by the paranoia inherent in South American marching powder...
...and the kids love him!
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Tony R
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Posted: May 14 2006 at 09:07 |
Jim Garten wrote:
...and they smell of wee. |
and they all have beards.....
....male and female!
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Jim Garten
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Posted: May 14 2006 at 09:05 |
...and they smell of wee.
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Tony R
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Posted: May 14 2006 at 08:48 |
Old people!
I'm sorry but what exactly are they for? These small,doddery wrinkly-people,they're everywhere! At the wrong times!!!
Now we have to call them Seniors and I know why!
"Senior got all day to go about your business why do you always travel into town during rush hour?"
You've got all freaking day to go into town you selfish old coots!!
Have you ever tried to get a bus anywhere between 8 and 9 am? They inevitably fly past you filled with schoolkids and oldies. That's why I go to work in my car-if you are travelling to work between 8 and 9 there is a better than 50% chance of being able to knock one of the old buggers over!
Edited by Tony R - May 14 2006 at 08:52
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mystic fred
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Posted: May 14 2006 at 08:37 |
Geck0 wrote:
Chavs - need I say more? |
are they what we used to call "essex girls" ???
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