The Ranting Room

Jim Garten wrote: Five pages of posts in three & a half days - I think this little thread of mine is serving a useful purpose on PA* Keep those posts a-comin' people - it's good for you; let it all out, tell us what you think, let them know exactly how you feel... you know you want to * Before any smartarse points it out, yes, I know most of the rants are mine; I'm no more or less tolerant than anyone else, I am merely leading by example

I'm glad we've got this thread, it probably wont be long before I find something else to rant about myself, probably to do with exams it being the end of May.

Five pages of posts in three & a half days - I think this little thread of mine is serving a useful purpose on PA*

Keep those posts a-comin' people - it's good for you; let it all out, tell us what you think, let them know exactly how you feel... you know you want to

* Before any smartarse points it out, yes, I know most of the rants are mine; I'm no more or less tolerant than anyone else, I am merely leading by example

prog-chick wrote: Hafta agree there Blacksword..........I was pootling home from the shooops on Saturday, and got cut up on a round-a-bout by one of the above mentioned.....only he had those stupid freakin flags sticking up from his rear windows............flapping away, he got so close, that I swear if i didn't push my visor down quick smart he woulda had my eye out.............and THEN the t*sser cut me up and I nearly had to ride up on the nicely planted roundabout! oh.........but he's got his flags, and supporting the boys is FAR more important than not attempting to kill me on a roundabout! GRRRRRRRRRR Wow! Ilike the ranting room.........I feel SO much better for that!

It's a failing on their part that when football is on their radar, they are incapable of thinking of anything else, other than the great time they are going to have getting p!ssed...watching football.    

Hibou wrote: <span style="" lang="EN-US"></span><span style="" lang="EN-US"></span> <span style="" lang="EN-US">Won't they ever go away? And exactly what are we supposed to do? Move over to the ditch? Deliberately crash into other people who don't have babies? Ah, humbug...</span> <span style="" lang="EN-US">Oh,</span> but I got my revenge once. A few years back, hubby and I had enherited a cute little hamster no one wanted. So I bought a sign, some paint and then stuck this to the back window of  our car:  <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman";" lang="EN-US"></span> <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman";" lang="EN-US"></span> <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman";" lang="EN-US"></span> <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman";" lang="EN-US"></span>

    

I hate seeing any kind of car sticker, but these ones really wind me up. It's not that I advocate crashing into cars with babies in them, but honestly, think about what this sticker is saying..

People who drive like tw&ts endanering their own life, and those in the car with them, are of a particular specific mindset. They have sh!t for brains and not a single iota of respect for their own well being, why on Earth is anyone so naieve to think think that these people will give two flying sh!ts about someone eles baby. These f**kwits will have a crash, kill an entire family and THEN cry about it afterwards. They are not equipped with the mental skills to relate action to consequence before the event... etc etc... aaaarrggghhhh   

Other stickers on cars just get on my t!ts. I hate 'funny' stickers, designed to make people think the driver is some kind of lovable, good humoured, slightly mad character who you'd love to meet a party, when infact he's probably a complete w&nker, with a deeply rooted inferioty complex, due to a complex and loveless relationshiop with his mother. It's the 'need to be noticed' complex; the need to stand out from, all the lemmings in their metal boxes on the M25 - apart from all the other ones with tw&tty stickers on their cars, of course.

While, I'm at it, I'd like to talk about the effect football has on peoples intelligence. I've nothing against the great game, but whenever the world cup or a Euopean tournament looms, the average Englishmen turns into a retarded, knuckle dragging idiot, whose voice suddenly takes on the characteristics of your average thug; not a persona they would normally be proud of. It's the only time in their fat, track suit wearing, chavvy little lives, they ever show any emotion. They celebrate victory by getting drunk and causing a public nuisance, and they commiserate loss by crying into their Lager...and then getting drunk and causing a public nuisance. They cover their houses in England flags, not to show their support for our boys, as they claim..oh no, but to show a) how 'mad' and 'up for it' they are. and b) to draw attention to themselves, hoping that passers by will think 'Wow, look at that house. That guy must really love his footy. I bet he's a real 'salt of the Earth' type who does abit of this and abit of that, but basically loves his old mam!' (See 'Need to be noticed complex' as described earlier in post)

Frankly, I'll be glad when it's all over...




    

Edited by Blacksword - May 16 2006 at 05:47

^^^^  I agree.

I didn't mean you Jody!

You are all bad people....

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This is the first process of termination.

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Tony R wrote: Geck0 wrote: Oh surely Peter Kaye is worse? Forum Rule No 4 clearly states that any sniping against Bolton or any of its inhabitants,past or present,or its wonderful celebrities*, will result in instant termination. You haf bin varned............... *this excludes Stu Francis for obvious reasons...

Is it too late to retract my statement

Yey!  Jasper Carrott is very clever, he somehow manages to go back to a story or joke he was talking about earlier.

Not sure about Lee Evans... some of his stuff is excellent, some is complete tripe.  That Bohemiam Rhapsody joke got old fast.