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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:51
Originally posted by Geck0 Geck0 wrote:

Jim Garten once clenched so hard to keep a fart in, his dirty finger fell off.


I know - and you should have heard what Vicky had to say about that.... LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:50
Mike almost got in a girl's pants but then decided it would be easier to buy girls pants for $8 after shipping on eBay.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:50
Jim Garten once clenched so hard to keep a fart in, his dirty finger fell off.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:49

Ulksaga doesn't purchase CD's, he orders them.LOL

 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:49
Originally posted by Geck0 Geck0 wrote:

Bern, it should be Members' jokes, not Member's jokes. LOL


I can change it. Wink

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:48
Bern, it should be Members' jokes, not Member's jokes. LOL

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:46
Right after Zizou headbutted that Italian dude, Flossy got mad and headbutted the TV so hard, it changed channels to an ESPN classic soccer  game where Zizou actually won.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:45
Flossy was so disappointed by the drawings in the Remedy Lane booklet, 'cause they weren't of Daniel Gildenlow, he got Ansen to carve some on his arm instead. LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:44

Blowie once got lost during a walrus safari with his family.. wonder where he went...

That was supposed to be funny, but it wasn't Ouch

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:43
Originally posted by Geck0 Geck0 wrote:

TLC doesn't actually play the Mellotron with his fingers, he makes love to it instead.


TLC, maybe because of the above, knows all about sticky tapes....


Edited by Angelo - March 02 2007 at 13:44
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:43
Flossy hitted on a white girl last year. She's still recovering from the wound.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:42
Originally posted by Geck0 Geck0 wrote:

TLC doesn't actually play the Mellotron with his fingers, he makes love to it instead.
 
 Not before he touches it as it laughs at his stupid ass jokes
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:42
Flossy humped the DVD player when he was watching the BE DVD.
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:41
Originally posted by Geck0 Geck0 wrote:

Ben plays bass with his toes, he uses his fingers to post yet another post.
 
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Edited by Angelo - March 02 2007 at 13:43
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:41
TLC doesn't actually play the Mellotron with his fingers, he makes love to it instead.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:41
Stonie doesn't listen to Marillion, Marillion listen to him.
 
"And I want yer new album to be like that, and that, not that and..."
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:40
Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

TLC doesn't drive, he manages to drunkenly fall down stairs until he reaches his destination.

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Stoney once posted above joke on the wrong thread.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:40
Originally posted by Geck0 Geck0 wrote:

Ben plays bass with his toes, he uses his fingers to post yet another post.

Ansen once tried to carve the PA logo on his arm, but got sued by Rony and M@x and had to have his arm removed.
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:39
TLC doesn't drive, he manages to drunkenly fall down stairs until he reaches his destination.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:39
Ben plays bass with his toes, he uses his fingers to post yet another post.

Ansen once tried to carve the PA logo on his arm, but got sued by Rony and M@x and had to have his arm removed.
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