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el dingo 
Forum Senior Member 
Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053 |
 Posted: July 09 2009 at 03:42 |
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Many think it regrettable that Lovebeachtarkus was not strangled at birth
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407 |
Posted: July 09 2009 at 04:03 |
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^ That's a horrible thing to say. Haven't you heard that in a recent survey several people stated that they'd rather make love on a Lovebeachtarkus than on a Bedtarkus?
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el dingo
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053 |
Posted: July 09 2009 at 04:32 |
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Yeah sure, but these strange survey responders were hardly "normal", were they? I mean, choosing Lovebeachtarkus complete with its three bouffant, open-shirted tight-trousered faux homoerotic poseurs? And it's not just that, I mean, the horrible sounds that Lovebeachtarkus makes... give me Bedtarkus any day
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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progkidjoel
Prog Reviewer 
Joined: March 02 2009 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 19643 |
Posted: July 09 2009 at 09:07 |
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I think people underestimate SteveHogarthWithMarillionTarkus around here
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407 |
Posted: July 09 2009 at 09:26 |
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Didn't MarillionTarkus move on to elevator music after they kicked out FishTarkus?
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BaldJean
Prog Reviewer
Joined: May 28 2005 Location: Germany Status: Offline Points: 10387 |
Posted: July 09 2009 at 09:35 |
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Spartarkus was a famos gladiator, while McTarkus opened a fast food chain
Edited by BaldJean - July 09 2009 at 09:35 |
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 A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
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el dingo
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053 |
Posted: July 09 2009 at 15:24 |
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^
 Minotaurtarkus rarely leaves its Cretan labyribthal lair in case Theseustarkus is about
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407 |
Posted: July 09 2009 at 16:29 |
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Some people here seem to think that Minotaurtarkus should avoid taking too seriously the thread that Theseustarkus laid in its lair.
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progkidjoel
Prog Reviewer
Joined: March 02 2009 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 19643 |
Posted: July 09 2009 at 19:44 |
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Anyone want to help me find a copy of KingdomHeartsTarkus?
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Neurotarkus
Forum Senior Member
Joined: April 18 2009 Location: Negativland Status: Offline Points: 2970 |
Posted: July 10 2009 at 10:08 |
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Emutarkus is emuuuuuuuu
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it. |
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rushfan4
Special Collaborator 
Honorary Collaborator Joined: May 22 2007 Location: Michigan, U.S. Status: Offline Points: 66331 |
Posted: July 10 2009 at 10:10 |
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Avatarkus tends to change his appearance each day.
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Neurotarkus
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Joined: April 18 2009 Location: Negativland Status: Offline Points: 2970 |
Posted: July 10 2009 at 10:13 |
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Anatidaetarkus is a water/flying type
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it. |
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rushfan4
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator Joined: May 22 2007 Location: Michigan, U.S. Status: Offline Points: 66331 |
Posted: July 10 2009 at 10:24 |
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Lonestarkus works the rodeo circuit in Texas.
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Neurotarkus
Forum Senior Member
Joined: April 18 2009 Location: Negativland Status: Offline Points: 2970 |
Posted: July 10 2009 at 10:30 |
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Teletarkus ruins kids' minds
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it. |
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rushfan4
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator Joined: May 22 2007 Location: Michigan, U.S. Status: Offline Points: 66331 |
Posted: July 10 2009 at 10:44 |
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Guitarkus is just stringing everyone along unless they strike the right chord with him.
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Neurotarkus
Forum Senior Member
Joined: April 18 2009 Location: Negativland Status: Offline Points: 2970 |
Posted: July 10 2009 at 10:49 |
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Radioheadtarkus has ADHD- they can't keep one musical style for more than two albums. Works perfectly, though
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it. |
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rushfan4
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator Joined: May 22 2007 Location: Michigan, U.S. Status: Offline Points: 66331 |
Posted: July 10 2009 at 10:53 |
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Mobstarkus owns some property in Las Vegas and is a huge fan of the Godfather movies.
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Neurotarkus
Forum Senior Member
Joined: April 18 2009 Location: Negativland Status: Offline Points: 2970 |
Posted: July 10 2009 at 10:55 |
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Giventotherisingtarkus is intense.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it. |
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rushfan4
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator Joined: May 22 2007 Location: Michigan, U.S. Status: Offline Points: 66331 |
Posted: July 10 2009 at 10:57 |
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Pterotarkuses have been around since prehistoric times and have a distinct advantage over other tarkuses in their ability to fly over and attack the unsuspecting tarkuses on the ground.
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Neurotarkus
Forum Senior Member
Joined: April 18 2009 Location: Negativland Status: Offline Points: 2970 |
Posted: July 10 2009 at 11:04 |
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And then there's octotarkus, which attacks undersea opponents with its eight powerful arms.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it. |
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