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JJLehto 
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 Posted: August 19 2010 at 21:28 |
If all parties would be cool and calm...I think we need to suggest a rap battle between easy money and Zebra  After all, these rap feuds get heated. Wouldn't want a stabbing to happen.
Edited by JJLehto - August 19 2010 at 21:31
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Easy Money
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Posted: August 19 2010 at 23:25 |
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^ Unfortunately he probably isn't coming back soon, thats too bad, I didn't know he liked to battle.
That was all kind of weird, I guess he wanted to get kicked off, some sort of blue suicide kind of thing. I've never had to kick anyone off before except spammers and a couple all-out racists.
Anyway, anyone want to battle? Where's text? Anyone else?
P.S. I think text writes better rhymes, I'm kind of out of practice on this.
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JJLehto
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Posted: August 19 2010 at 23:27 |
If you really want, I'll get you his rap rebuttal don't worry Rap isn't my thing man. If you want to do a technical/brutal metal riff contest then it's on
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Easy Money
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Posted: August 19 2010 at 23:29 |
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You play guitar? Play in bands professionally or anything?
Or do any gigs? If so where?
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SaltyJon
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Posted: August 19 2010 at 23:29 |
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Every time I'm tryin' to write a good prog song
It turns into a funk jam that's nothing but too long
Nothin' good like Magma or Caravan or Can
I guess you'd say my music isn't even in the frying pan
Clearly I'm not a rapper and this isn't much delight
But what can I say, it's that kind of day, and I don't wanna fight
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JJLehto
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Posted: August 19 2010 at 23:31 |
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Professionally? Oh my no.
Not even gigs, I am amateur to the max. Only been playing for a year anyway.
Drummer by nature.
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JJLehto
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Posted: August 19 2010 at 23:32 |
 SaltyJon wrote:
Every time I'm tryin' to write a good prog song
It turns into a funk jam that's nothing but too long
Nothin' good like Magma or Caravan or Can
I guess you'd say my music isn't even in the frying pan
Clearly I'm not a rapper and this isn't much delight
But what can I say, it's that kind of day, and I don't wanna fight
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AH SNAP!
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Easy Money
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Posted: August 20 2010 at 00:04 |
SaltyJon wrote:
Every time I'm tryin' to write a good prog songIt turns into a funk jam that's nothing but too longNothin' good like Magma or Caravan or CanI guess you'd say my music isn't even in the frying panClearly I'm not a rapper and this isn't much delightBut what can I say, it's that kind of day, and I don't wanna fight
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prog songs too long put down the bong
can couldn't but caravan can
magma beats yo mama with a bass soon leaving trauma for the germans digging drama and your funk jam aint no jahma
Edited by Easy Money - August 20 2010 at 00:09
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Triceratopsoil
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Posted: August 20 2010 at 00:20 |
Easy Money wrote:
That was all kind of weird, I guess he wanted to get kicked off, . |
he said PA was eating too much of his time in fact, he plans on getting banned again if you let him come back
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JJLehto
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Posted: August 20 2010 at 00:37 |
Triceratopsoil wrote:
Easy Money wrote:
That was all kind of weird, I guess he wanted to get kicked off, . |
he said PA was eating too much of his time
in fact, he plans on getting banned again if you let him come back
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Spoiling all the future fun Colin
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JJLehto
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Posted: August 20 2010 at 00:56 |
We have a challenge from beyond the grave. It's on like Tupac now I guess...
To Easy Money: Check it.
I don’t hold back ‘cause I’m ultraviolent
Add some months to my absence and see if I’m silent
You better calm down or there’s going to be stabbin’
All I ever asked was for you to stop fappin’
Confusion will be your epitaph
You get a shower while you’re taking a shower
Yeah, that’s a bloodbath
I got no limits in the way I torture
You forfeit the game and I’ll scorch ya
I dare you to step to this layer of insanity
The kind that makes you cringe at humanity
sh*t, your rhymes are pathetic
I told the world to f**k you ‘cause I felt sympathetic
I don’t have to be a rapper to kill your whack style
You saw 8 Mile awhile ago
Was it worthwhile? My flow is still better fo’ sho
You banned me out of fear that I would kill your career
But don’t you know you can’t interfere, ‘cause I can reappear
Doper than ever before, you can’t compete
Your rhymes are incomplete, indeed I proceed
To exceed the limits of your speed limit
Without any flow, you can’t touch this battleship
‘Cause I’m just the MC Generator
I can kill your whack lyrics with my very own translator
I’ve got bodies in piles dial 911, son
That’s anyone and everyone, you bitches gettin’ undone
I’m the parasite at 22 Fahrenheit
And with that I bid you niggas all good night
Love, CinemaZebra
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The Monodrone
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Posted: August 20 2010 at 00:59 |
JJLehto wrote:
We have a challenge from beyond the grave.
It's on like Tupac now I guess...
To Easy Money: Check it.
I don’t hold back ‘cause I’m ultraviolent
Add some months to my absence and see if I’m silent
You better calm down or there’s going to be stabbin’
All I ever asked was for you to stop fappin’
Confusion will be your epitaph
You get a shower while you’re taking a shower
Yeah, that’s a bloodbath
I got no limits in the way I torture
You forfeit the game and I’ll scorch ya
I dare you to step to this layer of insanity
The kind that makes you cringe at humanity
sh*t, your rhymes are pathetic
I told the world to f**k you ‘cause I felt sympathetic
I don’t have to be a rapper to kill your whack style
You saw 8 Mile awhile ago
Was it worthwhile? My flow is still better fo’ sho
You banned me out of fear that I would kill your career
But don’t you know you can’t interfere, ‘cause I can reappear
Doper than ever before, you can’t compete
Your rhymes are incomplete, indeed I proceed
To exceed the limits of your speed limit
Without any flow, you can’t touch this battleship
‘Cause I’m just the MC Generator
I can kill your whack lyrics with my very own translator
I’ve got bodies in piles dial 911, son
That’s anyone and everyone, you bitches gettin’ undone
I’m the parasite at 22 Fahrenheit
And with that I bid you niggas all good night
Love, CinemaZebra
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If you're reading this Zebra: 
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: August 20 2010 at 01:03 |
Wow. Someone threw the hammer down.  
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Easy Money
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Posted: August 20 2010 at 01:40 |
JJLehto wrote:
We have a challenge from beyond the grave.It's on like Tupac now I guess...<div id="message">
To Easy Money: Check it.
<div ="bbcode">I don’t hold back ‘cause I’m ultraviolent
Add some months to my absence and see if I’m silent
You better calm down or there’s going to be stabbin’
All I ever asked was for you to stop fappin’
Confusion will be your epitaph
You get a shower while you’re taking a shower
Yeah, that’s a bloodbath
I got no limits in the way I torture
You forfeit the game and I’ll scorch ya
I dare you to step to this layer of insanity
The kind that makes you cringe at humanity
sh*t, your rhymes are pathetic
I told the world to f**k you ‘cause I felt sympathetic
I don’t have to be a rapper to kill your whack style
You saw 8 Mile awhile ago
Was it worthwhile? My flow is still better fo’ sho
You banned me out of fear that I would kill your career
But don’t you know you can’t interfere, ‘cause I can reappear
Doper than ever before, you can’t compete
Your rhymes are incomplete, indeed I proceed
To exceed the limits of your speed limit
Without any flow, you can’t touch this battleship
‘Cause I’m just the MC Generator
I can kill your whack lyrics with my very own translator
I’ve got bodies in piles dial 911, son
That’s anyone and everyone, you bitches gettin’ undone
I’m the parasite at 22 Fahrenheit
And with that I bid you niggas all good night
Love, CinemaZebra
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Bloodbath don't make me laugh
there'll be no shower cos the power in the hour will be mine to glower
your battleship will slip your slurping sheep dip
then you trip cos my rhymes will strip your flesh like a whip
you die like a blood before a crip
confusion or concussion
there's never no discussion
your name is on the epitaph
I wrote the lines they make me laugh
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JJLehto
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Posted: August 20 2010 at 01:45 |
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Damn! Some of us proggers can throw down some serious rap
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 20 2010 at 02:12 |
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lolwut, i'm nut a rapper
but i'm a-gonna post here anyway
before going to the crapper.
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JJLehto
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Posted: August 20 2010 at 02:16 |
Vompatti wrote:
lolwut, i'm nut a rapper
but i'm a-gonna post here anyway
before going to the crapper.
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Tear to my eye man That was the poetry of the street right thurr  *tears of joy*
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Easy Money
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Posted: August 20 2010 at 02:16 |
Vompatti wrote:
lolwut, i'm nut a rapper
but i'm a-gonna post here anyway
before going to the crapper.
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vompatti on the crapper smilin big lookin dapper
I f**ked his mama then I slapped her
you best stay away from the sarcastic rapper
Edited by Easy Money - August 20 2010 at 10:29
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 20 2010 at 02:20 |
wuuuuuuuut?! 
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Textbook
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Posted: August 20 2010 at 05:45 |
Guys need to learn summat about rhyme schemes. I'll get back to the battle later but here's a verse I wrote that I was quite proud of, check the density of the rhymes.
All ends and beginnings, pads, pens, records spinning
Round and round, cyclical, are histories mysteries biblical, or literal?
For the laws of physics or the orbs of mystics?
Something spiritual, that can't be captured in language?
But I'ma go mythical and try with Atlantis
Advanced this island was, this time was, legendary
Power and prosperity, these people ruled the seven seas
Their kingdom it was heavenly, golden age, serenity
Then elemental entities revealed themselves as enemies
Plenty of warnings that the waters were rising
But that was for the future, others sons and daughters dying
So no need for action, go on laughing, living dreams
Well maybe they drew up a few draft emission schemes
Then the deluge hit and their pomp and all their glory
Is just a goofy myth, another corny story
But maybe that's how it goes, to and fro, ebb and flow
Kings to stories told over a dying fire's glow
Our future seeds riding steeds in search of h2O
Technology goes unknown beneath unmelting snow
And If the atmosphere was composed exactly so
When Noah's ocean covered all when it goes below zero
Would we thaw out? No, I think we're done
With the chemical fog above blocking out the sun
It's game over dog, good luck getting out of that one
The full song, unfinished as all my stuff is, was four verses, each one dealing with an element rejuvenating and destroying the world again. PROG-RAP YAY
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