Members' jokes

Following popular demand, I decided to start this thread meant to post various jokes about various members. I have a huge document full of jokes about a lot of members but I had only started a TLC and James thread.

So, the idea is to basically post any good joke about any member.

To show that I have a sense of humor, I'll start with a couple of Bern jokes :

1. Because of all the time he spends on PA, Bern sometimes forgets he's supposed to speak French in real life.
2. Bern almost got in a threesome, but passed it off to write parody song lyrics about James and Flossy.
3. Harmonium broke up when they found out Bern was stealing all their chattes.

IMPORTANT : Please remember to be respectful guys!


Edited by Bern - March 02 2007 at 13:49

1. Magma got their logo from an idea previously engraved into Ansen's arm.
2. Ansen can cut logos in his hand for bands that haven't even been formed yet.
3. Ansen doesn't sleep. He falls unconscious after three days.
4. Ansen doesn't sleep.  He cuts himself.
5. Ansen can cut the album art for ITCHYCOCK in his hands.

Bern wrote: Ansen can cut the album art for ITCHYCOCK in his hands.

Bern found a way to clean out the VR - he started a member's joke thread (and everybody moved there).

Edited by Angelo - March 02 2007 at 13:35

Ben? That's postingismylife, not?

Angelo wrote: Bern found a way to clean out the VR - he started a member's joke thread (and everybody moved there).

Bj-1 wrote: Flossy once passed out when he thought he saw Gildenlöw's nipple on the BE DVD.

TLC doesn't drive, he manages to drunkenly fall down stairs until he reaches his destination.

stonebeard wrote: TLC doesn't drive, he manages to drunkenly fall down stairs until he reaches his destination.

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Stoney once posted above joke on the wrong thread.

TLC doesn't actually play the Mellotron with his fingers, he makes love to it instead.