The top 26 grossest band names ever
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Topic: The top 26 grossest band names ever
Posted By: Toaster Mantis
Subject: The top 26 grossest band names ever
Date Posted: October 03 2013 at 05:14
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The NME's http://www.nme.com/photos/26-of-the-grossest-band-names-ever/322194/1/1?recache=1&t=1231314&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=pixiesroots" rel="nofollow - list of such has a not-very-surprising dominance of industrial, metal and punk groups. I must say I'm somewhat disappointed http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Syphilitic_Vaginas/121856" rel="nofollow - these folks didn't make the list, though. ------------- "The past is not some static being, it is not a previous present, nor a present that has passed away; the past has its own dynamic being which is constantly renewed and renewing." - Claire Colebrook |
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Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: October 03 2013 at 05:22
Bad taste rules  .------------- 
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Posted By: zravkapt
Date Posted: October 03 2013 at 05:27
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Half of those were nowhere near gross. Where was Cannibal Corpse?
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Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: October 03 2013 at 10:03
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10cc krrmt -------------  
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Posted By: ClemofNazareth
Date Posted: October 03 2013 at 14:17
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Not many on the Archives, but we do have Nice Beaver and Smegma. ------------- "Peace is the only battle worth waging." Albert Camus |
Posted By: Toaster Mantis
Date Posted: October 03 2013 at 14:33
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Is that the same Smegma that did a split with NON?
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Posted By: dr wu23
Date Posted: October 03 2013 at 17:49
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ClemofNazareth wrote:Posted By: timothy leary
Date Posted: October 03 2013 at 18:36
| Don't forget The Screaming Headless Torsos |
Posted By: MillsLayne
Date Posted: October 03 2013 at 21:25
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I always laugh at a lot those silly band names, and metal generally has a slew of funny names. I'm just happy to see AC on there. ------------- http://gamercards.exophase.com/xbox/user/MillsLayne/" rel="nofollow">  ht |
Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: October 03 2013 at 23:56
 Also, the site itself is terrible, I hate those setups. I didn't see one band name, just pictures and comments.
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: October 04 2013 at 05:24
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Well, most of these names are pretty tame, if you have in mind all the horrors that many grindcore/death-metal musicians have chosen to name their bands. It's not like they listed bands such as [censored] Flood of [censored], [censored] By A Horse, [censored] the [censored] in the [censored] or Unholy Farm of [censored] of [censored]. |
Posted By: Adams Bolero
Date Posted: October 04 2013 at 06:03
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For me nothing can beat 'Kiss the Anus of a Black Cat'. ------------- ''Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.'' - Albert Camus |
Posted By: Toaster Mantis
Date Posted: October 04 2013 at 07:35
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Not even Cock & Ball Torture?
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Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: October 04 2013 at 07:39
| One Direction? |
Posted By: zravkapt
Date Posted: October 04 2013 at 07:48
Their music is gross, yes. ------------- Magma America Great Make Again |
Posted By: Stool Man
Date Posted: October 04 2013 at 09:18
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I'm a big fan of http://freenoise.org/smellandquim/index.html" rel="nofollow - this band. ------------- rotten hound of the burnie crew |
Posted By: VOTOMS
Date Posted: October 04 2013 at 10:26
| not so gross. check some underground goregrind band list. |
Posted By: Toaster Mantis
Date Posted: October 05 2013 at 04:37
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Or album/song titles if you want some good unintentional humour. Especially when they're littered with Engrish.
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Posted By: Metalmarsh89
Date Posted: October 05 2013 at 12:08
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They're gross, but nothing to make you cringe. But really, what's gross about Axe Wound? |
Posted By: Toaster Mantis
Date Posted: October 06 2013 at 04:32
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Yeah, if you ask me their place on the list should be taken up by Syphilitic Vaginas instead. I actually have trouble convincing other people to listen to that band because of their name, when they're the best genre hybrid between 1980s hardcore punk and 1990s black metal I've heard in a long while.
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Posted By: ClemofNazareth
Date Posted: October 07 2013 at 09:54
To be fair Smegma have been around for 40 years, most of them are grandparents. And the guys in Nice Beaver are all in their late 40s or early 50s. ------------- "Peace is the only battle worth waging." Albert Camus |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: October 08 2013 at 02:19
Yeah, I guess it's hard to say to people: "Hey, have you checked out Syphilitic Vaginas, like I told you?" |