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Topic: Would you rather...
Posted By: Smurph
Subject: Would you rather...
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 13:48
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Lets see what you're all made of. ------------- http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/ wtf |
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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 13:56
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Hair on teeth. I love shaving in my mouth. I couldn't possibly listen to Creed for a whole hour, let alone the rest of my life. Nickelback on steroids. ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: Neelus
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 13:59
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Wow, I actually need another beer to think this over.
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Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:02
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This was pretty easy for me. I chose "be addicted to tearing off your flesh and eating it".. I've been a habitual nail biter for my whole life, so this isn't too far a stretch for me.
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Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:03
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eyeballs
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Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:14
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I suppose I could go with the Creed option if I also had a couple of knitting needles to stick in my ears and render myself deaf.
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Posted By: Neelus
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:18
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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:20
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Autocannibalism
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Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:28
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Definitely pooping. I really enjoy doing that, I would even like to do it more often if it didn't stink so much. ------------- 
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Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:30
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It's not always convenient though.
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Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:31
You would definitely need rubber sheets. You'd end up pooping 10-16 times a night. ------------- http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/ wtf |
twseel wrote:Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:32
Have hair on my teeth. That way I don't have to do/have the other things. I can just root them out and go out scot-free. 
I don't believe I've heard a note of Creed's music.
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Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:36
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Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:37
And you'll totally pick up all the girls that are into baby/scat/diaper play? ------------- http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/ wtf |
Posted By: Neelus
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:41
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Two girls one -------------
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Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:45
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Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:46
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Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:48
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Yea- at least you'd have an extremely clean Colon. In fact, you might need to eat extra food just to counteract it all. ------------- http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/ wtf |
Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:49
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Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:55
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How much flesh would I need to get by? -------------  Time always wins. |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:57
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I can do without orgasm. I mean, what has chocolate been created for? A compensation, people, a compensation. |
Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 15:01
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Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 15:02
Well... it's an addiction. So it might start small... but you might get risky with it. ------------- http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/ wtf |
Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 15:12
------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 15:13
Maybe I don't eat enough chocolate, then. Because I never went K.O. after eating chocolate. |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 15:16
Shh...stop asking for specifics. ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 15:31
So, no question about which flesh on the body, then? Because the flesh on the arms must be harder to chew than the flesh on the butt. |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 18:33
| The poop is on payroll. How long does each one take, out of curiosity? |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 18:59
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Be addicted to tearing off your flesh and eating it ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Vibrationbaby
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 19:21
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We're talking about being in hell right? After you've been rejected at the pearly gates. Sometimes taking a nice dump can be like an orgasm. So I think I would have no problem with that. You wouldn't even need a woman or the need to masturbate. It would come automatically. You would look on your watch an excuse yourself from whatever you're doing even if you were getting the best blow job of your life from one of your wite's best friends. Viola orgasm. Then you could go back to the blowjob have an orgasm and then back to the toilet for another orgasm. We're not talking about diarrhea here are we. Just regular pooping right. Maybe you could also get a note from your doctor saying that you have to orgasm every half an hour and you would not have to work for the rest of your life. Just sh*t your brains out and have a jolly good time for eternity. Better than listening to Creed for eternity.. ------------- |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 19:25
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I don't see how anyone would not opt for the poop-- heck I'm an
athlete; I eat and poop so frequently it might as well be every half
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Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 23:32
Hahahahajaha yes. This is hilarious. And this is why I made this poll :) ------------- http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - http://pseudosentai.bandcamp.com/ wtf |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: August 14 2013 at 23:58
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Creed. It's not the worst thing ever. And I'd probably just not voluntarily listen to music again. ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: Eria Tarka
Date Posted: August 15 2013 at 03:00
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: August 15 2013 at 06:36
| ^I've seen sexier men. |