sex v.s prog
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Topic: sex v.s prog
Posted By: pakish
Subject: sex v.s prog
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 02:02
imagine that you are in london to assist YES's final concert. While touring before the great event you know this girl and she want's you to f**k her all night, you know that if you accept you will miss the concert.
What would you do?
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 02:24
Posted By: Bryan
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 02:33
I already have a girlfriend who doesn't look like an annorexic prostitute, so I'll pass.
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 02:35
Useful_Idiot wrote:
I already have a girlfriend who doesn't look like an annorexic prostitute, so I'll pass.
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^^^Hear,hear...I'm in the situation...
But I don't think I will be interested in the first place to go to the
Yes concert...But if I would,I would go to the concert...And my
girlfriend looks more stunning...
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Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 02:41
She looks stoned- and Im not a big Fan of Yes- so I'll shove her in my trunk and let my friend take pictures with her- under one condition- they dress in bear outfits and wear birthday hats.
to answer your question- neither- I'll listen to prog I like on the way to my buddy's house
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Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 02:48
I have been happily married for 20 years and don't cheat so I would stay for the concert.
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 02:49
TheProgtologist wrote:
I have been happily married for 20
years and don't cheat so I would stay for the concert. |
Then why have you voted for sex?The score was 2-2 until you got here...
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Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 03:12
I posted and forgot to vote,just voted right now
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Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 03:28
Posted By: Cygnus
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 04:21
I would f**k her backstage so I ´d have a great soundtrack.
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Posted By: Prog1611
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 05:19
I would hope that this forum,created to discuss our mutual love for the genre of progressive rock will not be reduced to the entertaining of man's base sexual desire. There are plenty of other sites available for those who can think on very little outside of their want to "f**k". It's about the music my friend!
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Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 05:23
Prog1611 wrote:
I would hope that this forum,created to discuss our mutual love for the genre of progressive rock will not be reduced to the entertaining of man's base sexual desire. There are plenty of other sites available for those who can think on very little outside of their want to "f**k". It's about the music my friend! |
Actually this shouldn't be in prog polls but in the regular polls section.There are a lot of things discussed here besides progressive music and if you don't like it don't participate in this particular thread or poll.Don't be so preachy about it either.
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Posted By: Coya
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 06:54
Posted By: Logos
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 06:56
This thread seems pretty stupid.
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Posted By: Ed_The_Dead
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 07:00
And we like stupid threads!!!!!
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Posted By: Fulg0re
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 07:04
Useful_Idiot wrote:
I already have a girlfriend who doesn't look like an annorexic prostitute, so I'll pass. | Roger that
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Posted By: Ed_The_Dead
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 07:38
Posted By: Cygnus
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 08:15
Prog1611 wrote:
I would hope that this forum,created to discuss our mutual love for the genre of progressive rock will not be reduced to the entertaining of man's base sexual desire. There are plenty of other sites available for those who can think on very little outside of their want to "f**k". It's about the music my friend! |
It´s about hummor my friend and you obviously have none.
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Posted By: spectral
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 08:28
pakish wrote:
imagine that you are in london to assist YES's final concert. While touring before the great event you know this girl and she want's you to f**k her all night, you know that if you accept you will miss the concert.
What would you do?
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well, it's a toughie. concert or girl, concert or girl...*HELLO*!!
the girl every f***ing time, especially this particular example!
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Posted By: Logos
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 09:00
There's nothing wrong with the girl in the picture, but how about the one on her right? Would like to see her better!
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 09:06
When you answer this question,think that it is Adriana Lima and not any ordinary girl...
But then again,think that it is Yes and not any ordinary band...
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Posted By: Humanizzimo
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 13:31
``Girls Girls Girls! Dancing Down on The Sunset Strip``
Up MOtley Crue!
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Posted By: King of Loss
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 13:43
Yes!!!!!!!
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Posted By: spectral
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 13:53
King of Loss wrote:
Yes!!!!!!!
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is that yes for the girl or yes for the band!?
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Posted By: jj1414
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 16:29
Useful_Idiot wrote:
I already have a girlfriend who doesn't look like an annorexic prostitute, so I'll pass. |
Haha I like you.
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Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 16:33
She's not really my type, but I've seen Yes before and a man my age doesn't get offers from girls like that all that frequently, so it's a bit of a no brainer reall.
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Posted By: spectral
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 16:39
just wanted to make sure there was enough of her to go around!
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Posted By: cucacola54
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 16:42
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 16:49
lol, she's a super model. She's only a year younger then me, she looks like she's 15.
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Posted By: Manunkind
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 17:06
Spectral, you do know multiplying pictures of her won't make her gain any more mass, don't you?
She looks like one note from the loudspeaker would break her in two and she's not my type anyway (there's a death metal lyric in here somewhere, but I won't pursue it), so it's the concert for me.
Seriously, the things people won't eat just to become famous
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Posted By: spectral
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 17:14
Manunkind wrote:
She looks like one note from the loudspeaker would break her in two and she's not my type anyway (there's a death metal lyric in here somewhere, but I won't pursue it), so it's the concert for me.
Seriously, the things people won't eat just to become famous
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watch what you say about my future wife!
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Posted By: Manunkind
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 17:16
spectral wrote:
Manunkind wrote:
She looks like one note from the loudspeaker would break her in two and she's not my type anyway (there's a death metal lyric in here somewhere, but I won't pursue it), so it's the concert for me.
Seriously, the things people won't eat just to become famous
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watch what you say about my future wife!
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...till a gust of wind do you part
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Posted By: spectral
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 17:22
when I'm finished with her, there definitely won't be anything left of her!
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Posted By: Manunkind
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 17:23
There isn't really anything to begin with, anyway...
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Posted By: spectral
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 17:23
Manunkind wrote:
There isn't really anything to begin with, anyway... |
I'll take whatever I can get, especially from her!!
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Posted By: Manunkind
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 17:26
... and that would probably be a 10+ year sentence of being on the receiving end, since she's 15 or so...
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Posted By: spectral
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 17:27
Manunkind wrote:
... and that would probably be a 10+ year sentence of being on the receiving end, since she's 15 or so...
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that's risk I'm willing to take!
(I actually believe she is 24 or so, though!!)
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Posted By: Manunkind
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 17:31
spectral wrote:
Manunkind wrote:
... and that would probably be a 10+ year sentence of being on the receiving end, since she's 15 or so...
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that's risk I'm willing to take!
(I actually believe she is 24 or so, though!!)
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Really? She doesn't look it...
Anyway, I'll ruin her for ya - since it's a Yes concert, she has one thing in common with Steve Howe and unfortunately it isn't her guitar skills...
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Posted By: spectral
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 17:34
Manunkind wrote:
spectral wrote:
that's risk I'm willing to take!
(I actually believe she is 24 or so, though!!)
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Really? She doesn't look it...
Anyway, I'll ruin her for ya - since it's a Yes concert, she has one thing in common with Steve Howe and unfortunately it isn't her guitar skills...
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seriously. last night, after we shagged, she told me her name (Adriana) and said that she was 24 yrs old.
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Posted By: Manunkind
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 17:39
spectral wrote:
Manunkind wrote:
spectral wrote:
that's risk I'm willing to take!
(I actually believe she is 24 or so, though!!)
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Really? She doesn't look it...
Anyway, I'll ruin her for ya - since it's a Yes concert, she has one thing in common with Steve Howe and unfortunately it isn't her guitar skills...
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seriously. last night, after we shagged, she told me her name (Adriana) and said that she was 24 yrs old.
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Great, you finally got it! Now remember to repeat this before the judge.
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Posted By: Borealis
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 19:03
What about seeing this girl in concert then having sex with Steve Howe?...
I'd choose the girl. But maybe if it was something else than Yes, I'd change mind...
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Posted By: Publius
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 20:45
What year is it, is it in the 70s? If it is I'll take the Yes concert. I can get sex any time (I don't mean that in a big headed way I'm proving a point) but Yes concerts don't happen every day
Hold on, what the hell kind of a poll is this?!!!?!?!?!?
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Posted By: King of Loss
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 21:11
Publius wrote:
What year is it, is it in the 70s? If it is I'll take the Yes concert. I can get sex any time (I don't mean that in a big headed way I'm proving a point) but Yes concerts don't happen every day
Hold on, what the hell kind of a poll is this?!!!?!?!?!?
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Dunno, maybe its another "Your favorite band or Sex" Poll?
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Posted By: Publius
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 21:12
What, there have been others before this!?
Weird.
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Posted By: King of Loss
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 21:16
Publius wrote:
What, there have been others before this!?
Weird.
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Probably, but I bet most have been deleted in that last cleanup.
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Posted By: pakish
Date Posted: August 02 2005 at 21:43
Prog1611 wrote:
I would hope that this forum,created to discuss our
mutual love for the genre of progressive rock will not be reduced to
the entertaining of man's base sexual desire. There are plenty of other
sites available for those who can think on very little outside of their
want to "f**k". It's about the music my friend! |
You're newbie so you still don't get tired of music discussions all
time, be happy man, be fun, I'm sure you don't smile very oftenly
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Posted By: nousommedusolei
Date Posted: August 03 2005 at 02:08
I'd go to Yes and head home, where Rosie Palm and her five sisters will be waiting to pleasure me.
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I don't believe in devils
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: August 03 2005 at 02:13
Her head's full of bubbles; Her nose is petite! She looks like she never Gets nothin' to eat!
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: August 03 2005 at 02:16
It's rule number one of modelling,I guess...
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: August 03 2005 at 02:18
Yep
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Posted By: KoS
Date Posted: August 03 2005 at 02:26
yeah like any of you actually would have a chance with her
why not prog while sex. songs last as long as the sex
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: August 03 2005 at 02:28
Oh,with Adriana Lima I don't stand a chance...Maybe Brad Pitt,but not me...
That's why I chosen in the first place the concert...
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Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: August 03 2005 at 04:23
Syzygy wrote:
She's not really my type, but I've seen Yes before and a man my age doesn't get offers from girls like that all that frequently, so it's a bit of a no brainer reall.
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Ditto, Chris!
And if you get her to meow and yell during intercourse , it will sound better than Jon for the tenth Yes concert I would have seen. No contest she would win, and yopu can bring her to a hotel and play yuor Cds (other than Yes , there is so much better prog to get laid by)
Fot those who think she is an anorexic prostitute or not her type......... Your loss!
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Posted By: Yurkspb
Date Posted: August 03 2005 at 09:24
It would be very interesting to have Yes band members voting here
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: August 03 2005 at 09:25
They would choose Adriana and would leave us to wait the concert FOREVER...
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: August 03 2005 at 19:58
I think I could have both
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Posted By: The Doctor
Date Posted: August 03 2005 at 21:34
First, I can't believe that someone actually had to ask this question. Even more surprising, there were 17 people who voted for the yes concert. These must have either been women, homosexuals, very devoted yes fans or liberals (cause their priorities are kind of screwed up).
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Posted By: el böthy
Date Posted: August 04 2005 at 21:20
This is too hard!!!!....man, I cant handle it...cant I f**k her while I waltch the show?
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Posted By: el böthy
Date Posted: August 04 2005 at 21:29
king of Siam wrote:
yeah like any of you actually would have a chance with her why not prog while sex. songs last as long as the sex
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...but how long does your song last?...is it Close to the Edge?...or maybe Five percent for nothing?
hahahahaha
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Posted By: Hemispheres
Date Posted: August 05 2005 at 01:09
i had sex and i saw yes and dreamtheater on the same night
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Posted By: Publius
Date Posted: August 05 2005 at 12:46
come on, Yes concerts dont happen every day!
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Posted By: King of Loss
Date Posted: August 05 2005 at 12:49
Publius wrote:
come on, Yes concerts dont happen every day! |
I know, anorexic girls aren't that good in bed anyways..... Their pussies are too shallow!
Jus' Kiddin'.
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Posted By: Publius
Date Posted: August 05 2005 at 12:54
Hehe. I bet it's like lying on top of a broom, you keep slipping sideways...
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Posted By: King of Loss
Date Posted: August 05 2005 at 13:19
Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: August 05 2005 at 14:04
OWWW!! THAT'S A HAAARRD CHOICE
Can't decide
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Posted By: Zitro
Date Posted: August 05 2005 at 23:52
Mm ... I don't know her, and she doesnt' look very charming, and I have a romantic interest who may be my gf soon.
So .. Yes all the way!!
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Posted By: Wolf Spider
Date Posted: August 06 2005 at 09:34
Publius wrote:
come on, Yes concerts dont happen every day! |
And a chance to f**k Adriana Lima does? Good for you.
4 old people on stage < sex with a HOT Chick
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Posted By: laztraz
Date Posted: August 07 2005 at 18:47
I'm married so the concert wins
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: August 08 2005 at 00:06
i didn't read your 1st post. i thought it was: what is better, sex or prog. i voted for sex!
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Posted By: Hierophant
Date Posted: August 08 2005 at 03:24
a better choice would be: sex or a genesis reunion concert
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Posted By: Olympus
Date Posted: August 25 2005 at 03:11
I would've gone for sex but... she isn't hot enough to miss a concert.
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Posted By: sularetal
Date Posted: December 23 2005 at 18:03
Mabye her cause I'm not so deeply into yes at the moment...... Damn she is hot though......
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Posted By: sularetal
Date Posted: December 23 2005 at 18:04
^^^100th post :)
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Posted By: Winter Wine
Date Posted: December 23 2005 at 18:09
Here i've the answer!!!!!! just give your one a quickie near the gig, and then go see yes!! or promise her sex afer the gig and tell her to come along!! that'd work
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