Ridiculous Insult Tennis
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Topic: Ridiculous Insult Tennis
Posted By: Polymorphia
Subject: Ridiculous Insult Tennis
Date Posted: December 22 2012 at 23:04
When I was real young, I used to come up with ridiculous insults like: big-eyed jix, bofey bear, bucky-luck, poochy-pog, people-pot, depressed turtle, etc. Which I still use to this day. Let us now engage in a harmless war of similarly crafted insults. Coined words are welcome. Rules: no "yo mama" jokes (stifles creativity), and no personal insults. This is all in good, clean fun.  You Yurking Turk Belly! |
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Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: December 22 2012 at 23:36
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You dragon ------------- Crushed like a rose in the riverflow. |
Posted By: Eria Tarka
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 00:10
| You half uncle! |
Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 00:22
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You cancerous slithering snake!
------------- http://bit.ly/1kqTR8y" rel="nofollow">  The greatest record label of all time! |
Posted By: dtguitarfan
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 06:33
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You cantankerous cacaphonous calamine covered conundrum! ------------- http://tinyurl.com/cy43zzh" rel="nofollow - My 2012 List 
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Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 09:39
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Why.. you... flagship sucking toilet tonsiled basement breath! ------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 10:44
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You big overstuffed hairdresser high on flat blue acid ------------- http://bit.ly/1kqTR8y" rel="nofollow"> The greatest record label of all time! |
Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 11:29
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you filled potato hammer gray stoned, pumpkin jelly!! -------------  
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Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 11:36
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You ugly demon filled with small juicy sausages inside of a dirty demon
------------- http://bit.ly/1kqTR8y" rel="nofollow"> The greatest record label of all time! |
Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 11:42
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Spoon grabbin' maniac... ------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 11:50
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Old sock full of cow dung compressed in a factory in west Wisconsin who stepped in a big puddle of ugly brown purple hairs covered in silver milk flesh dripped in old people's blood smoked out a pipe made of maple wood found in the deepest jungles of Africa ------------- http://bit.ly/1kqTR8y" rel="nofollow"> The greatest record label of all time! |
Posted By: dtguitarfan
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 12:43
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Thou reeky base-court flax-wench!
------------- http://tinyurl.com/cy43zzh" rel="nofollow - My 2012 List
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Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 12:48
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you jerk
------------- http://bit.ly/1kqTR8y" rel="nofollow"> The greatest record label of all time! |
Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 13:14
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tfw need musical cure for bad headache ------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 13:15
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it's not a tumor ------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 13:30
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You ugly venomous moth ball
------------- http://bit.ly/1kqTR8y" rel="nofollow"> The greatest record label of all time! |
Posted By: infocat
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 13:31
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Well Merry Christmas to you too!
------------- -- Frank Swarbrick Belief is not Truth. |
Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 13:32
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You dark swine
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Posted By: dtguitarfan
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 14:51
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! (surprised no one has used that yet) ------------- http://tinyurl.com/cy43zzh" rel="nofollow - My 2012 List
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Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 15:09
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Your head is full of the urine of the twelve disciples ------------- http://bit.ly/1kqTR8y" rel="nofollow"> The greatest record label of all time! |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 20:25
| Critic. |
Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 21:09
| Burfled slap-head! Go lick a calculator! |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 21:12
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You couldn't read a calculator, you postpartum muffin. |
Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 21:44
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ass hat
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Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 22:14
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Jeekpud
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 22:17
| Intangibly glorified wheel of Stilton. |
Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 22:19
| How's it pimping, Mrs. Eyebrows? |
Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 22:41
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Old pussy gold badger inside a big lake on the shore of a blind man's koi pond trying to get back home with his friends Rubby and Golfminer who are very sad and lonely and only have two dollars between the two, which explains why they had to walk here as opposed to plane or car
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 22:55
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Reeking chimera. |
Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 22:59
| Buckwheat. |
Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 23:15
| What are you, an Irish pokel fish? Go grind your kleeping coffee scrimes somewhere else! |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 23:19
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My great grandfather would've beaten you with a chair. |
Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 23:26
| And my grand-daddy would have made you give a pumpkin to Mrs. Paffnuccio! |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 23:33
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Your name is Kretchnik and you like your women in sneakers. |
Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 23:33
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You believe the phrase "cock-sucker mother-f**ker" is a big deal when the horses fly away with your baby ------------- http://bit.ly/1kqTR8y" rel="nofollow"> The greatest record label of all time! |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 23:36
| Taco, burrito, what's that coming out of your Speedo? |
Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: December 23 2012 at 23:44
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^  , brother! You should be his father!
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smartpatrol wrote:Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: December 24 2012 at 00:07
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My father was in the army and even he never worked until he got his last stand
------------- http://bit.ly/1kqTR8y" rel="nofollow"> The greatest record label of all time! |
Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: December 24 2012 at 00:12
| ^ And after his last stand he finally got back to work? |
Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: December 24 2012 at 00:53
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Maybe, but trash as thou wouldn't be in the least concerned with such matters. Thou are a floppy-breasted coal-miner ------------- http://bit.ly/1kqTR8y" rel="nofollow"> The greatest record label of all time! |
Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: December 24 2012 at 00:57
| Then, I guess, thou art a compact-disc-breasted Pinocchio. |
Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: December 24 2012 at 08:19
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Sons of a window-dresser! ------------- "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken |
Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: December 24 2012 at 08:22
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Why are you being such a melon-fingered triangle? ------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: December 24 2012 at 08:23
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you tree you -------------
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Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: December 24 2012 at 09:50
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Floppin' Boogle! |
Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: December 24 2012 at 10:03
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Lemur breath! ------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: The Bearded Bard
Date Posted: December 24 2012 at 10:52
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Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: December 24 2012 at 13:58
| You pile of eberts! |
Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: December 24 2012 at 14:17
| Go home, thou fuggzieweasel. |
Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: December 24 2012 at 14:33
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you baseball bat you -------------
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Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: December 24 2012 at 14:34
| You Bungalo Bufus! |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: December 24 2012 at 18:58
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Beard-stroking stipend. |
Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: December 24 2012 at 19:09
almost as good as my dragon insult ------------- Crushed like a rose in the riverflow. |
Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: December 24 2012 at 23:02
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: December 24 2012 at 23:46
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If your body was any flabbier, you could get work as a flag. |
Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: December 24 2012 at 23:52
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Smelly arms dealer
------------- http://bit.ly/1kqTR8y" rel="nofollow"> The greatest record label of all time! |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: December 25 2012 at 00:44
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Glitch. |
Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: December 26 2012 at 16:56
| Bugle's baby |
Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: December 26 2012 at 17:53
| May the bird of peace fly up your nose and camel fleas gather in your armpits. |
Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: December 27 2012 at 07:42
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Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: December 27 2012 at 11:11
| You sling-cooper. Go be a butterfly. |
Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: December 27 2012 at 11:34
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dress up like Tarzan and SWING from a tree >:( -------------
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Posted By: Mr. Mustard
Date Posted: December 27 2012 at 14:30
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If you were a cake, your frosting would consist of slightly molded cottage cheese mixed with the axillary sweat of a crusty, garlic loving, aromatically pervasive old man who owns a skunk. ------------- 
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Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: December 31 2012 at 03:33
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You are malware corrupted brain operating a body of obsolete technology.
------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow">  https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: December 31 2012 at 05:52
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you are a fire cracker which is gonna go to the sky tonight -------------
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Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: December 31 2012 at 13:38
| Boolg! I will sneep your guts. |
Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: December 31 2012 at 17:06
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I will bash your head like a cat  -------------
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: December 31 2012 at 20:37
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A starving dog wouldn't t take pizza from your hand. |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: January 01 2013 at 10:23
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The inhabitants of your waste are mocked by other flies.
------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow"> https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: January 01 2013 at 11:07
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eat my pants, with ketchup and mustard -------------
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Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: January 02 2013 at 13:00
| Walk around a little, you fat church bell. |
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: January 03 2013 at 08:35
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Go boil your bottom you festering malodorous grubby little oink! ------------- 
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Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: January 22 2013 at 19:46
| Hey, Count Chokolah, would you like a kidney transplant? |
Posted By: Eria Tarka
Date Posted: January 24 2013 at 23:38
| You're not even my real uncle! |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 25 2013 at 04:01
| Hey shut the door Ranger Rick, this isn't a barn. |
Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: January 25 2013 at 04:04
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eat your fingers
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 25 2013 at 04:10
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Next time bring your sister, you hump. |
Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: January 25 2013 at 04:20
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You brown paper bag - even McDonalds thought it better not to put their logo on you. ------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 25 2013 at 05:22
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Your hairpiece makes the Kennedy autopsy photos look like a celebrity makeover. |
Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: January 25 2013 at 16:33
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Hmmm... compared to you, Steven Seagal is hotter than Donna d'Errico. Admit it, you had to look 'm both up to get that one....
------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: January 25 2013 at 17:32
| ^ I don't quite get the logic of it: Seagal is compared to D'Errico, but who is the victim of the insult compared to? |
Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: January 25 2013 at 17:53
You. I thought you'd never ask.  ------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: January 25 2013 at 17:54
Damn it!! 
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Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: January 25 2013 at 18:15
| In that case, Toiletpaperman, what are your superpowers? |
Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: January 25 2013 at 20:15
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Pull you under
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 25 2013 at 20:27
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Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: January 30 2013 at 21:04
| You think so? How come even a snail is way out of your league? |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 30 2013 at 21:16
| Olivia Newton-John my ass. |
Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: January 30 2013 at 21:24
| Shut up and flip your bingos. |
Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: January 30 2013 at 21:35
| Fine. Then you have to turn your bongos. |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 30 2013 at 21:36
| This coming from a man who hangs up his socks in his closet. |
Posted By: thellama73
Date Posted: January 30 2013 at 21:44
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Oh, why don't you turn in, you simpering hobgoblin. ------------- 
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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: January 31 2013 at 06:33
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WHy don't you get a job as a hump in a carpark you festering ferret?! -------------
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Posted By: Billy Pilgrim
Date Posted: January 31 2013 at 09:09
| Whoa atomiccrimsonrush, are you the one cooking the kale in here, or is your assorted collection of rare and valuable sea shells just happy to see me? You funky, femurless, perveted panda. |
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: February 02 2013 at 04:34
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Yo Billy! You know that you need to cool those jets, and make sure you stop pushing that wheelbarrow up hill because the sewerage in it is getting smellier and the hill is getting steeper. -------------
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Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: February 02 2013 at 04:40
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hahahah i laugh at stuff which is you
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: February 02 2013 at 04:46
  You call that humor? My troglodytic half-cousin wouldn't laugh at that. Sot. |
Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: February 02 2013 at 06:42
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your lack of humor is like, cucumber. -------------
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: February 04 2013 at 19:13
| Clump. |
Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: February 04 2013 at 19:58
| Hey, everybody! ... All fear the Armpit Moustache Man! |