Bass Guitar Players - Sexual Success Rate
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Topic: Bass Guitar Players - Sexual Success Rate
Posted By: KABSA
Subject: Bass Guitar Players - Sexual Success Rate
Date Posted: August 11 2012 at 21:29
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Dotun Adebayo, with Jah Wobble 12th August BBC 5 Dotun has just said that the bass Player in bands gets the bird at the end of the gig. so, in your opine, which Prog Bass Player gets laid the most, and more regularly than the other players in the band. And which unfortunate [?fortunate) bass-player doesnt ever get laid. Due to Personal Testament i shall put forward > Dave Anderson [ex Amon Duul, Hawks et al] as i tried to ask serious fan questions once to him, but the 'groupie' would insist on sticking her tongue in his mouth incessantly , ruining my efforts to elucidate historical importance [?impotence] from the situation ! And for Fairness, Both Gender's are to be considered here.
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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: August 11 2012 at 21:41
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I am last on the list. Thanks for recognizing me.
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Posted By: presdoug
Date Posted: August 11 2012 at 21:52
| Reminds me of the line sung by my fave Bass player the late Helmut Koellen on "Lucky Girl" by Triumvirat, a song about a chick "And when we ride on tomorrow, I know I'll find someone new", sounds like Helmut had his fun! As for the other band members, who knows, who cares? |
Posted By: Raccoon
Date Posted: August 11 2012 at 22:03
| Pretty sure Geddy Lee gets that award. |
Posted By: Ambient Hurricanes
Date Posted: August 11 2012 at 22:35
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Posted By: Sagichim
Date Posted: August 11 2012 at 22:42
He is still a virgin.
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Raccoon wrote:Posted By: Ambient Hurricanes
Date Posted: August 11 2012 at 22:45
He's married, with two kids. ------------- I love dogs, I've always loved dogs |
Posted By: Raccoon
Date Posted: August 11 2012 at 23:00
Joking, joking! ( good to know..) then I'm guessing really any bassist who was in a well-known 80's rock band. |
Posted By: Raccoon
Date Posted: August 11 2012 at 23:23
| Definitely adds to the respect I have toward him. I was making an assumption, and probably should've done a little background check. I take the blame! |
Posted By: KABSA
Date Posted: August 11 2012 at 23:40
it doesnt matter raccoon., the whole Forum Entry is Just Some Larking About. but it just goes to show, that even a beaky Critter like Geddy ., Gets well served by Admirers of His Axe !!  ------------- Tall Tales of Topographic Inconsequence |
Posted By: Raccoon
Date Posted: August 12 2012 at 00:05
note taken. Gotta be careful where you bring up Geddy's name. People will defend his honor! He has some kind of 'fan base'  So I guess if he's a virgin and has a wife, Geddy must be the unfortunate bass-player who doesn't get laid |
Posted By: KABSA
Date Posted: August 12 2012 at 00:17
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Posted By: Raccoon
Date Posted: August 12 2012 at 00:29
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this joke thread turned into a joke
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Posted By: Sagichim
Date Posted: August 12 2012 at 00:59
Yeah.. he is the mail version of Santa Maria This is one of the weirdest threads ever! |
Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: August 12 2012 at 02:10
| Don't post joke threads in the Prog Lounge, please. |
Posted By: KABSA
Date Posted: August 12 2012 at 02:33
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Joke ? A comment was made on Radio, about the trend that suggests the bass Player is the one who gets attention. Dotun has been a part of the Uk London Punk Scene, and this comment was in the Company of Jah Wobble., and The [non-musician in me] wondered whether this is the case amongst the Prog Rock Fraternity. I did post an actual experience with Dave Anderson, which may [or may not] reinforce this Sexual Potential reality. But rather than Post it as some Analytic Proposal, i Posted it with an 'air' of Flippancee about it, making it [in my mind] more palatable. So. It's No Joke., But, as we are addressing the sexuality in us., the likely-hood that it'll become enriched with Mirth, is Unavoidable ! No Joke ! ------------- Tall Tales of Topographic Inconsequence |
Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: August 12 2012 at 04:26
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I added the "please" to be polite.
I wasn't really asking you... |
Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: August 12 2012 at 04:35
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The point is Ian, if I may, is that joke or not, this didn't belong in the Prog Lounge. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: KABSA
Date Posted: August 12 2012 at 04:47
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i did look before posting at the forum options., as this is about a Particular instrument/musician., but didnt see where it would be best placed., so it ended up within the Generalised Forum. ------------- Tall Tales of Topographic Inconsequence |
Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: August 12 2012 at 04:58
OH, I thought you had posted in the Prog Lounge. My mistake.
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Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: August 12 2012 at 05:01
It was posted in the Prog Lounge. |
Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: August 12 2012 at 05:14
I thought it must have been.  ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: KABSA
Date Posted: August 12 2012 at 05:27
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Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: August 12 2012 at 05:32
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Judging by your punctuation, you must be a drummer.
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Posted By: KABSA
Date Posted: August 12 2012 at 05:33
An Obvious Good Looker
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: August 12 2012 at 05:33
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^ Tal Wilkenfeld, Tina Weymouth, Melissa Auf de Maur, Paz Lenchantin, Patricia Morrison... ------------- What? |
Posted By: KABSA
Date Posted: August 12 2012 at 05:41
Well Spotted., My Congas and Bongos as yet Untouched by Tina Weymouths Hands. ------------- Tall Tales of Topographic Inconsequence |
Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: August 12 2012 at 06:08
poi nt, set and match
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: August 12 2012 at 07:05
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Frankly, I always hear/read that no one (especially the groupies) noticed the bass players. |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: August 12 2012 at 07:07
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Can an admin please edit this thread's title? It's screwing with a feature of the site:
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Posted By: Andy Webb
Date Posted: August 12 2012 at 07:51
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Posted By: The Neck Romancer
Date Posted: August 12 2012 at 12:59
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What the hell is this thread ------------- 
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: August 12 2012 at 13:07
| I think it's a thread for bass players who want to meet groupies. |
Posted By: KABSA
Date Posted: August 12 2012 at 23:55
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Apart from Dave Anderson., i went to see Jack Bruce, Dick Heckstall-Smith with The Norman Beaker Blues Band circa 1997. I went back-stage to have a chat, and guess what! Jack Bruce was not available., as he was seeing to a whench., apparently the rest of the band said this was quite thee Norm for Jack and Bass-Player's!! see, there may be a point to this thread ! or no thread at all red sauce, brown sauce, or no sauce at all !! ------------- Tall Tales of Topographic Inconsequence |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: August 13 2012 at 00:02
| there's no doubt bassists are horndogs-- everyone thinks it's drummers and guitarists, and singers - hah! - don't make me laugh |