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Topic: The most stupid topic
Posted By: Glucose
Subject: The most stupid topic
Date Posted: June 28 2012 at 19:13
I have a question... How do you call a fart in your country?We call it prd ------------- Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground 
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Posted By: darkshade
Date Posted: June 28 2012 at 19:18
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FART
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Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: June 28 2012 at 19:18
I came here prepared to say Genesis debates, DT polls, etc. ------------- Crushed like a rose in the riverflow. |
Glucose wrote:Posted By: darkshade
Date Posted: June 28 2012 at 19:22
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Kids know what farts are, they're sh*t without the mess.
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Posted By: Glucose
Date Posted: June 28 2012 at 19:25
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Ok Ok :)
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 28 2012 at 20:07
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Farting is very important. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: colorofmoney91
Date Posted: June 28 2012 at 20:35
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Stinks in here. ------------- http://hanashukketsu.bandcamp.com" rel="nofollow - Hanashukketsu |
Posted By: CCVP
Date Posted: June 28 2012 at 23:43
What? No vowels? How the hell can someone pronounce that?  In my case it is peido, even though there are tens of ways to call it. -------------   
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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: June 28 2012 at 23:46
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 28 2012 at 23:48
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this is the kind of intelligent conversation we've been missing around here |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 29 2012 at 03:03
Buttcracks? ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: June 29 2012 at 04:23
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Wind
(synonyms: scheet, ruft, bout) ------------- 
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: June 29 2012 at 05:02
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In Hebrew it's nod. Or nodim for the plural ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Glucose
Date Posted: June 29 2012 at 05:22
It's read as it's written. I know it's difficult to understand if you're not czech, but it sounds quite funny It was not good idea, this question. Sorry.  Now I look like an ox. ------------- Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground
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Posted By: Sagichim
Date Posted: June 29 2012 at 05:34
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Hebrew has about 10 nicknames for farting. Snow Dog already said Nod which is fine, and I'll add FLOTZ!! That's a really stupid thread though.  |
Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: June 29 2012 at 05:37
Oh yeah...flotz!!! In English we have also guff, break wind, and loads I can't think of for some reason.  ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Sagichim
Date Posted: June 29 2012 at 05:54
You're too educated by prog. |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: June 29 2012 at 06:19
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Yeah, I know it's the dumbest of dumbness and I should not encourage them, but farts really are funny - after sex its the funniest bodily function that humans do.
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Posted By: Sagichim
Date Posted: June 29 2012 at 09:36
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Posted By: Morsenator
Date Posted: June 29 2012 at 11:23
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PIERU
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Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: June 29 2012 at 18:37
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Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too. ------------- "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken |
Posted By: Flyingsod
Date Posted: June 30 2012 at 13:54
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Petho in Spanish. Poochy petho
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Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: June 30 2012 at 14:03
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They call farts farts in my country. Sometimes toots. I call them Cameron. ------------- http://bit.ly/1kqTR8y" rel="nofollow">  The greatest record label of all time! |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: July 01 2012 at 06:19
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In familiar talking, it's said "Pet" (verb: pêter). You can say "Vent" ("wind"), which is a little bit classier (but just a little bit). Then, you have the very scientifical "Flatulence". Kids say "Prout", so when we hear that the Romanian river called "Prut" is flooding, we have to struggle not to laugh in a very immature way. |
Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: July 01 2012 at 06:25
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promp, fjert, fis, feis, fisi, fesi
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Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: July 03 2012 at 11:39
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The Last Airbender
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Posted By: Sagichim
Date Posted: July 03 2012 at 11:48
| Yoosoof !!! Is another word which refers to a smelly fart. You could call it a sub genre of farts, like Heavy prog. |
Posted By: LinusW
Date Posted: July 03 2012 at 12:21
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Fis, fjärt, prutt, mök, skit, äggare, brakare... So many variations. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/LinusW88" rel="nofollow - Blargh |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: July 03 2012 at 12:34
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Passing gas.
I had an uncle who always used to say that it was an "Elephant under the chair". ------------- 
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Posted By: darkshade
Date Posted: July 03 2012 at 12:35
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Ass-sneeze.
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Posted By: Luna
Date Posted: July 03 2012 at 12:38
k ------------- https://aprilmaymarch.bandcamp.com/track/the-badger" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: July 03 2012 at 12:39
^ yee-gads ... When I heard my sister and her kids call them "bottom-burps" I resolved that my daughter would grow up calling a fart a fart.... ass-sneeze... how twee can life get...  ------------- What? |
Posted By: darkshade
Date Posted: July 03 2012 at 12:43
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I've heard, "Making room for the main event" before.
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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: July 03 2012 at 13:01
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"The best part of me gone", or "the best part of you gone." ------------- https://gabebuller.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - New album! http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385" rel="nofollow - http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385 |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: July 03 2012 at 15:36
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"Silent but deadly". I like this one: "Spontaneous Combustion Ignition Process". |