Whilst drunk....
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Topic: Whilst drunk....
Posted By: Man With Hat
Subject: Whilst drunk....
Date Posted: July 03 2005 at 19:34
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Do you find that you do certain things better after a few??? I for one enjoy a good game of darts or horseshoes after a bottle or two. Not saying i play better, but its a hell of alot funnier.
(And i haven't had that much too drink today ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: July 04 2005 at 03:26
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I find I am far better at slurring my words, falling over, and picking fights with inanimate objects whilst drunk. ------------- 
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: July 04 2005 at 06:28
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Me too, and may I add to the list: When I've had a few cold ones, I am also better at stealing street signs, having a mental breakdown ( I bet frenchie can top that! |
Jim Garten wrote:
@ JrKASperov), throwing with cans, taking a leak on the couch in my sleep (
), eating snacks (NACHO'S!!!), eating (A LOT OF) cheese, falling off my bike while standing still, falling off my bike with two more people on it, losing my hat (
), crying, writing on the door and on the mirror with water-proof marker (well, I got it off the mirror), listening to Gong or Weidorje, falling off my bike again, talking to total strangers, imitating "Timmah!" from Southpark, lifting people, having deep conversations about the meaning of life, having deep conversations about science-philosophy (Posted By: Starette
Date Posted: July 04 2005 at 06:59
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You're not far off the mark in being similar with me: I can talk more intellectually, make more observations and act more affectionate and even sing better after a few monteiths. I also have the ability to headbutt the hand-drier in the ladies' bathroom when it doesn't work. Not a nice hangover though...oooh no not at all. OH!- and I ALWAYS make sure I vomit in the toilet bowl. Never anywhere else! ------------- 50 tonne angel falls to the earth... |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: July 04 2005 at 07:30
Joren -  
Might I suggest a couple of things: 1 - Lock your bike away when you anticipate the consumption of alcohol. 2 - Cover soft furnishings with plastic or alternative waterproof sheeting when you anticipate the consumption of alcohol. 3 - Never, repeat never consume alcoholic beverages in the company of JrKASperov. By following the three basic rules above, you may find a significant reduction in the incidence of bruising, damp cushions and hatred of close friends (despite their appalling flatulence). Hope this helps... -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 05 2005 at 03:53
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------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: JrKASperov
Date Posted: July 05 2005 at 05:31
Maybe we're giving the wrong idea here.   ------------- Epic. |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: July 05 2005 at 07:39
Or maybe not..... -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: July 05 2005 at 12:36
All we are saying......................is give Booze a chance !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: July 05 2005 at 14:13
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"Boozing in the morning, forget your early warning". (Mother Gong). Or
as they sang in the movie "Robin and the Seven Hoods": "Mr. Booze, Mr.
Booze, Mr. "B-double O-Z E".
-------------  BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue. |
Posted By: synthguy
Date Posted: July 05 2005 at 21:30
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I know that I think I do a lot of things better when I'm
buzzed. It seems that eye-witness testimony indicates otherwise.
Peace, Campbell ------------- Wearing feelings on our faces when our faces took a rest... |
Posted By: nousommedusolei
Date Posted: July 06 2005 at 03:10
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Well, me and a friend of mine used to have a drunken ritual of listening to Peter Gabriel's "Shock the Monkey" whenever we drank. It's just a silly song, and those are silly times. ------------- I don't believe in demons I don't believe in devils I only believe in you |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: July 06 2005 at 10:53
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I am VERY GOOD at drinking all of tomorrow's beer whilst drunk.... Damned empties! Well, back to my smug, supercilious exile now -- gotta write something real.... ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: July 06 2005 at 11:03
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I suffer from Automatic Arm Movements when drinking beer.
------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: July 07 2005 at 19:50
I am suffering from "Dogs" (Pink Floyd) right now... WHAT'S THE DEAL? 
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Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: July 09 2005 at 00:58
Don't know,I have never been drunk in my entire life.And I'm 39. -------------  |
Posted By: Don_Frog
Date Posted: July 09 2005 at 12:39
| I enjoy the the fights at the hockey games even more when I've had a few. |
Posted By: ShaunoNoNo
Date Posted: July 15 2005 at 03:35
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As a whole, I'm a fairly introvert personality so I find alcohol allows me to find ease in conversing with people I usually wouldn't. Apart from that, I guess I find everything else a lot more difficult, except from dancing like a crazed madman. ------------- 
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Posted By: frenchie
Date Posted: July 18 2005 at 16:54
i wanked in my sleep at a house party once without realising. They thought i was sick. I thought the crowd watching me do it were even more sick. Once me and my friends had a 4 hour drunk talk about science, philosophy and the meaning of life and recorded most of it. Kissing guys on the cheek, guilty. f**king dead people... just kidding! After school camping party i got wasted on 50% vodka and exposed my wang, well most of us did. once guy stood over a fire in a dress and burnt his cock. ------------- The Worthless Recluse 
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Posted By: Hangedman
Date Posted: July 18 2005 at 17:07
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Im more of an alternate methods of intoxication type of guy, but while drunk i have flashed a group of people. Broken a picnic table, broken a stereo system (same night, and belonged to the same guy ) fought people who werent intoxicated (I dont know about you people but when Im drunk my dexterity and speed arent exactly spot on, needless to say ive had many a broken rib and black eye). Ive fallen into a firepit (but was quickly thrown out, thank the lord no damage was done). On the positive side I play a pretty good synth while drunk
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Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: July 18 2005 at 17:49
You WANKED in your sleep?! O MAN!!! |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 18 2005 at 18:19
------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: kingofbizzare
Date Posted: July 18 2005 at 22:27
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Well, I've got another four years before I can legally drink here, but I'll tell you all what happens when I do.
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Posted By: The Doctor
Date Posted: July 18 2005 at 22:42
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I drive the bus to borneo with much more enthusiasm when I'm drunk. ------------- I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you? |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 02:52
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so called "age limitations" on drinking do not stop me. ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: kingofbizzare
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 23:15
Well, seeing as my dad is a pastor at a very, very large church (several thousand people I believe) in a somewhat small-ish town, there's almost nowhere I could go without someone recognizing me, and if any of them saw me drunk, my dad would know almost immediately (some people who know my dad saw me walking away from my school on a field trip with a bunch of people and told my parents I was skipping school). ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/kingofbizzare/?chartstyle=asimpleblue5">
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Posted By: Retroventuremod
Date Posted: July 20 2005 at 00:51
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Hmmmmmmmmmmm Lets see, I've gone streaking, many a time while drunk - sometimes when sober when the mood is just right I often find that people who talk science/philosophy bore me when I'm drunk (they ruin my buzz!). I rarely find the toilet when I need it, but I always have the tried and trusted plastic bag by me when I go to sleep.. I've passed out sitting up using a beer glass, or bottle to prop my head up. I've run into bums downtown - one trying to sell me gold.......... And MANY MANY streetmeats!!! (hotdogs sold on the side of the street. Perfect way to end an evening) ------------- I asked Bobby Dylan I asked the Beatles I asked Timothy Leary But he couldn't help me either They call me the seeker THE WHO! |