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Famous Last Words

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Topic: Famous Last Words
Posted By: darkshade
Subject: Famous Last Words
Date Posted: October 21 2011 at 15:30
Hey guys, you know those joke tombstones at pumpkin patches this time of year with joke famous last words on them like, "It's OK, it's fireproof" or "I bet I can jump from this rooftop to the other". Well, do you guys have any for the upcoming Halloween season? Post any you know, the funnier the better.

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http://www.last.fm/user/MysticBoogy" rel="nofollow - My Last.fm




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Posted By: darkshade
Date Posted: October 21 2011 at 19:56
anyone?

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http://www.last.fm/user/MysticBoogy" rel="nofollow - My Last.fm



Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: October 21 2011 at 19:59
"I Told You I Was Sick"

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Crushed like a rose in the riverflow.


Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: October 21 2011 at 20:03
How about a cliche Oregon Trail reference?


Posted By: refugee
Date Posted: October 23 2011 at 12:10
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Sedgwick" rel="nofollow - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Sedgwick


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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)


Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: October 23 2011 at 12:22
Lol

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Crushed like a rose in the riverflow.


Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: October 23 2011 at 12:52
HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS




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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken


Posted By: refugee
Date Posted: October 23 2011 at 13:14
Oscar Wilde (it’s dubious but OK):

"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go."


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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)



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