Robbed!
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Topic: Robbed!
Posted By: Epignosis
Subject: Robbed!
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 14:26
It's like a real life version of "Spot the Differences."  On a whim, we decided to treat ourselves to breakfast, pay a bill, visit the library, and shop for our son's 4th birthday party as a family. Arriving home, I tried to unlock the door and realized someone had graciously done that for me. The door frame and doorknob receptacle were damaged. I ordered my family to wait by the car and I grabbed a nearby hunting knife and quickly checked our rooms and closets. The back door was open, so I suppose they took off through the woods. I surmise there was only one thief: He had removed a pillowcase from our bed, filled it with my wife's laptop and digital camera, and lifted the TV. None of my music equipment was removed. Nothing else was touched (although my computer monitor was turned on). The police arrived and did the necessary paperwork, dusted for prints, and so forth. The dusting revealed whoever had robbed us was wearing socks on his hands. We don't have much, and it's a shame that someone is willing to steal what little we do have.  ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
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Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 14:29
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Wow Rob...I'm really sorry to hear that. Hopefully they can catch the guy who did it, even with the setback of not having prints. Sending best wishes to you and your family.
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Posted By: Padraic
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 14:30
| How awful Rob, probably no chance of catching the guy. |
Posted By: Andy Webb
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 14:32
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Oh my god. I'm so sorry to hear that Rob ------------- http://ow.ly/8ymqg" rel="nofollow">  
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 14:34
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That sucks Rob, but good news is that he didn't break in while you were home or the family was home without you, or that you didn't walk in on him. That is usually when bad things happen. I spend so little time at home, I am always worried that I will come home and find that somebody broke in and stole whatever precious material items that I may have. ------------- 
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Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 14:35
| Sorry to hear that Rob :( |
Posted By: Finnforest
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 14:35
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I know how you feel Rob, happened to us about two years ago. A terrible feeling. I wish I'd have caught em, would have loved to have dropped em, maybe pulled the golf club out of the trunk. ------------- ...that moment you realize you like "Mob Rules" better than "Heaven and Hell" |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 14:38
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We're going to be vigilant in checking the local Craigslist advertisements. I'm not sure if thieves have wised-up about hawking merchandise at pawn shops (since there are databases they use to flag stolen merchandise), but it's just one more thing we can do. My wife's laptop is password protected and Jolly Rancher purple, so if there's any hope of getting something back, it's that, but that could just be wishful thinking. I need a drink. ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 14:39
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sorry to hear about this I hope they catch the thief and lock him in, and you gets your stuff back -------------  
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 14:40
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Epignosis wrote:Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 14:43
I'd buy you one if I could.... Sorry... ------------- |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 14:45
There isn't much of that left I'm afraid! ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 14:47
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Oh man, that's really lousy Rob. Some people are just nothing but trouble. |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 14:49
Our son doesn't understand. "We have to find the TV! Can you help me?"------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: Padraic
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 14:52
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 14:56
Can't blame you there So sorry Rob, glad it was just those few and it wasn't even worse but still sickening to know it happened to such a good guy.  |
Posted By: topographicbroadways
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 15:00
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Sorry to see this. Hope they track down the ass hole and that you get something back. And hope you get that drink as well -------------  
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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 15:05
I'm on that now! ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: toroddfuglesteg
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 15:14
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I met the guy in the who came out of my flat with my TV. In the police interviews later that day, I claimed a total blackout and got my GP to confirm various mitigations. No charges was pressed against me although the guy had a very rough ride down the staircase and out of business for a very long time.
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Posted By: zravkapt
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 15:16
| That sucks, my total sympathy. I came home from work years ago to find my place empty. It's a great way to lose faith in the human race. |
Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 15:18
| Sorry you have to go through this, especially after a day out with the family. |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 15:21
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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 15:23
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In a case of "I get up, I get down," I got a call out of the blue requesting an interview for an English teaching position. I really miss teaching. Such a day of mixed feelings!
------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: TheGazzardian
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 15:32
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Glad to hear some good news for you Rob, that sucks your house was robbed. Wish I could do more than offer my condolences. |
Posted By: Catcher10
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 15:35
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Dude that's just brutal! Getting robbed suxs...total invasion of privacy. Hopefully they catch the thief and you have the chance to stone him...hopefully that is still allowed?
Glad you are all fine! -------------   
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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 15:40
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Tasha is angrier than I am- it was really all her stuff they took (I almost never watch TV). Now she's going on about the smallest thing of all: "I'm really pissed that they took the pillowcase! It was the only matching one! Bring your own damn bag, a****le!"  She says she wants a cocktail and a pizza. Let's see what I can do... ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: Evolver
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 15:43
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Very sorry, Rob.
I once came home from work early, and caught a strange guy fiddling with the front door of my apartment building. He saw me coming and ran off to his car. He apparently cleaned out all of the lower apartments first, and was working on mine.
He got my roommates video game set (I forget what it was, this was the late eighties), and all of my CDs (a few hundred at the time). I called the police, and while I waited for them to arrive, I called every used CD store in the area (at the time there were quite a few)
The next morning, I got a call from a shop in Cambridge. The owner had the description of what was in my collection, and told the guy that in order to buy such a large collection, he needed a photocopy of his driver's license. The idiot gave it to him. Unfortunately, the thief got suspicious, and left before the police arrived. The owner gave me a copy of his license.
Later that morning, I got a call from a shop in Boston. The guy was there. They called the police. I took a cab, and of course arrived before the Boston Police. The thief saw me (he recognized me from when I caught him at the door). He dropped the duffel bag full of CDs and ran. I got my collection back.
Despite having a copy of his driver's license, the cops didn't arrest him until about a week later, when he was caught trying to break into an elderly blind woman's apartment.
Not much of what was stolen from my neighbors was recovered. I'm sure if the police acted on the information they received, he wouldn't have been able to sell all the stuff.
The thief was sentenced to 15 years for blind lady's apartment. They never prosecuted for my apartment. I didn't really care. He was in jail. I got my CDs back (quite a few are autographed).
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 15:56
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And I leave my door (well, outside hall) slightly open just so I don't jog with the keys in my pocket. Sorry this happened to you, Rob. ------------- 
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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 16:00
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Damn - seems like scum exists everywhere. My grandparents got robbed not too long ago, but the most important thing they were robbed off, was there sense of security, and now they call either my parents or myself whenever they hear a pip. I am really sorry to hear this - I hope you get that teaching job. I work with children whenever my studies allow for it, and it is by far the most giving and wonderful thing I have ever done with my life. ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: TheGazzardian
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 16:06
That one made my wife giggle
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Posted By: Andy Webb
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 16:17
That's fantastic! Also, love that song ------------- http://ow.ly/8ymqg" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 16:21
| They're f**king scum burglars are. What a traumatic experience for your wife and especially the kids. |
Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 16:24
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I read somewhere on the internet that the police almost never get anything useful when dusting for fingerprints, they just do it because that's what people expect them to do (and it doesn't take much time so it's worth it for people to feel better). I'm sorry Rob. I don't think the password will help much except protect you from identity theft: he was probably going to reformat the drive anyway before selling it to be on the safe side. I wouldn't have too much hope for even the laptop, unfortunately. ------------- if you own a sodastream i hate you |
Posted By: Equality 7-2521
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 16:45
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That sucks Rob. At least you can always replace things.
------------- "One had to be a Newton to notice that the moon is falling, when everyone sees that it doesn't fall. " |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 17:18
The laptop is a netbook with no CD drive though, so maybe there's that. [/computerignorance] I don't know. I'm just disgusted. That laptop was a gift to my wife. So was her camera. She has nothing of value now other than her wedding rings and a pearl necklace I gave her a long time ago. That is it. ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 17:26
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At the risk of sounding a bit corny, Rob, she still has you and the kids. I'm sure you're both grateful for that, and though it sucks to lose the gifts I know you'll both make it through this.
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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 17:30
Me or her laptop? It's a tie.  ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 17:32
Well hopefully she's more grateful for you than for the laptop. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 17:53
Well, I have a face and I read books...  ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 19:48
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May the fickle finger of fate bite your perp in the butt.
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Posted By: The T
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 19:51
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Sorry to read about this Robert. But see the bright side: nobody was there, nobody was hurt. The things they stole you'll eventually replace. And the thief, he will eventually pay for his crimes. It's a fact. A life of crime and theft leads to two bad outcomes. You, on the other hand, have much more to cherish, you have things so much more important than just stuff...
Now, I wonder if there ever was a thief who stole beer...  ------------- 
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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 20:15
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The situation is more dire than I expected. I saw the next door neighbors come home, so I threw on my shoes and went to meet them. They have two young boys who play basketball with the (neon) white kid across the street after school. They were incensed when I relayed our story. Why? They were robbed of $3,000 worth of property exactly one month ago. ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: The T
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 22:30
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Bad. Though that means it's probably the same b*****ds; they will fall eventually. -------------
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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 22:33
The man there suspects a certain house as acting as a lookout- he may be correct (for a number of reasons). ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 22:37
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sh*t, the invasion of my home would bother me as much as the theft, sorry to hear this Rob-- you're lucky about the music equipment but your wife must feel very hurt |
Posted By: The T
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 22:38
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That sounds quite likely and logical. At least that gives some type of idea where to start looking for clues. And, specially, who to be extra cautious about. When conditions allow for it, of course, that might also signal that moving out of that particular location may be a good idea, though of course this is a lot easier to say than to do. -------------
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Posted By: The T
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 22:40
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If they broke into my house I wouldn't mind if they take my tv but if they touch just one CD I will totally start my own vigilante team.
Actually, as David says, feeling invaded, knowing that someone entered into your place without permission and grabbed what you work to get, that must be horrible. But people who start on the wrong track end on the wrong place. Sadly, that doesn't bring back the items but at least you know life will cash somebody's checks. -------------
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Posted By: Atkingani
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 23:39
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Sorry to hear that, Robert... and thanks God you and family are OK and it's the most important. I ask you to keep both eyes wide open. This kind of thieves don't go blindly checking houses in a street to see if one is "suitable". In general they lived or worked in the neighborhood or got the information from someone who lived or worked close to your block. BTW, do you know if there's any surveillance cameras around? ------------- Guigo ~~~~~~ |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: July 06 2011 at 00:25
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http://somethingjustgotreal.com/" rel="nofollow - http://somethingjustgotreal.com/
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: July 06 2011 at 02:47
Really sorry to hear this, my best wishes to you & your family.
It happened to my parents when I was a child & I remember them saying it wasn't the theft as such (not that we had much to take), it was the fact someone had been in their house & invaded their space. Karma will out! ------------- 
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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: July 06 2011 at 07:13
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Indeed- the idea that someone you've never seen has been in your home, viewed your belongings, knows the lay of your house, and- worst of all- knows what your children look like and where they sleep- is quite harrowing.
------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: dreadpirateroberts
Date Posted: July 06 2011 at 07:48
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That's terrible, terrible, terrible news, I hope you and your family are doing ok. Do you still need a TV? This might sound odd, and I don't know a lot about this service, but could set up a 'ChipIn' kinda thing? You know where bands take donations online to fund their albums? I'd donate something - and I bet others here who could do so would. Not sure whether it's hassle to set up, fees etc but thought I'd suggested it. ------------- We are men of action. Lies do not become us. http://www.jazzmusicarchives.com/" rel="nofollow - JazzMusicArchives. |
Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: July 06 2011 at 08:03
| ^ buy a few Epignosis albums and give them to your family/friends. I'd do that but I'm totally broke. :( |
Posted By: refugee
Date Posted: July 06 2011 at 11:23
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That must have been awful, Rob. You should put a sign on your front door: NOTE TO BURGLARS: PLEASE BRING YOUR OWN BAG. ------------- He say nothing is quite what it seems; I say nothing is nothing (Peter Hammill) |
Posted By: dreadpirateroberts
Date Posted: July 06 2011 at 11:36
That's a good idea, Alex! ------------- We are men of action. Lies do not become us. http://www.jazzmusicarchives.com/" rel="nofollow - JazzMusicArchives. |
Posted By: Nightfly
Date Posted: July 06 2011 at 15:07
| Sorry to hear your bad news. It makes my blood boil that low life vermin like this seem to get away with it more often than not and when they do get caught nothing much happens to them. I recently heard on the news that here in the UK a burgular was stabbed to death when breaking into a property. I'm not ashamed to say I was glad to hear it - one less low life is okay with me. It's the poor sod he was robbing that I feel for who'll probably get done for manslaughter. |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: July 06 2011 at 15:59
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Well, well well... Another house on this street was broken into. The thief thought it was empty, but there was an old man inside sleeping. The punk fled, running through our backyard and the backyard of our neighbors, escaping to the house on the corner. The woman across the street from us witnessed this and telephoned the police as her husband went to confront the people personally (foolish move I think). The couple (so I'm told) played dumb, but tried to flee before the cops arrived. I'm told the cops got the girl, who was driving, but the male took off on foot into the woods. A horde of police officers are around that house. There is hope we will see our property again. It saddens me though, because these people have children. ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: July 06 2011 at 16:10
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oh like a real life crime tv show, only now it's is not actors it is real life and real people involved, CSI and Real Life is two different things -------------
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Posted By: Negoba
Date Posted: July 06 2011 at 16:54
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I hope they catch the perps and your property is returned.
Hope your fortunes improve soon. ------------- You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all. |
Posted By: Luna
Date Posted: July 06 2011 at 21:01
Dang Rob, that sucks. It seems the people who get robbed are the ones who least deserve it. Hopefully you can set up some neighborhood watch or do something to stop this person from ruining more lives.  ------------- https://aprilmaymarch.bandcamp.com/track/the-badger" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: thellama73
Date Posted: July 06 2011 at 21:20
You lead such an exciting life, Rob. My apartment was broken into once, but I came home before they could finish robbing me and they they fled with only a drawer full of change (estimated value $5) while leaving my laptop and guitar completely untouched. As trivial as that was, it was very unnerving to have my home violated like that. I can only imagine how you must feel. ------------- 
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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: July 06 2011 at 21:32
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The police have had that house surrounded now for well over 8 hours. There are police surrounding the neighborhood as well. There's an incredible possibility that our things are just three houses away, and that, if they don't hold anything for evidence, we may get back soon. Either way, it's good to see up close that something is happening. Also, our 8-year anniversary dinner was overpriced, but very delicious. ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: Mellotron Storm
Date Posted: July 06 2011 at 21:53
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I just saw this thread Rob and i'm so sorry to hear that. We always lock our doors up here too but if someone wants in they'll get in.As a kid growing up here my parents never locked the door which is hard to imagine nowadays.The only incident was getting up one morning and seeing this guy passed out on our couch in the living room.My dad proceeded to throw him out on his ass.We live in a tourist town and the guy was obviously a drunk tourist and probably didn't know what he was doing. ------------- "The wind is slowly tearing her apart" "Sad Rain" ANEKDOTEN |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: July 06 2011 at 22:04
| Yeah, closest thing to an intruder at my place was a drunk guy passing out on our lawn. |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: July 06 2011 at 22:05
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The closest we've had is someone stealing our generator out of our garage one winter. |
Posted By: TODDLER
Date Posted: July 06 2011 at 23:31
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Posted By: The Truth
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 00:31
Oh, Canada. ------------- http://blindpoetrecords.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow">  
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 01:35
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Sorry to hear this terrible news, Rob. Hopefully something shall come from these recent events though and you'll get your stuff back. Keep us all updated though! -------------   
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 01:59
| Sorry that you got broken into and robbed but it is good that there's a possibility that they got the miscreants that did it. I do hope that you get all your things back. |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 10:35
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We just saw somebody in a green shirt creep through the backdoor on the house on the corner. I have called 911 and the police are on the way. I'm watching the house to make sure no one leaves (though I cannot see the front). The f**kers want to watch us so they can take from us...two can play that game. ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: Equality 7-2521
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 10:36
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It's like an episode of Cops live on PA.
------------- "One had to be a Newton to notice that the moon is falling, when everyone sees that it doesn't fall. " |
Posted By: Padraic
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 10:38
| This is crazy! Man I hope they catch this bum. |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 10:50
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Damn it- the police left. A little later I saw the guy in the green shirt again, and I called once more. The dispatcher told me that the guy is a boy who lives there (he looks like a teenager to me). I wish I knew more about who lived there, who was involved in criminal activity, and what the status of this case is (I mean, we still don't know if the people in that house are responsible for the burglary that occurred in our home). Just wish we knew more. ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: TheGazzardian
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 10:53
| Hoping for a resolution soon for you Rob. |
Posted By: TODDLER
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 11:11
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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 11:20
My wife would never tolerate a dog! We have weapons- but weapons do no good if someone is watching you come and go.Like I said, I just wish I knew what relationship that house has with the robberies that have taken place on this street. ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: Equality 7-2521
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 11:26
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Hire a private investigator.
------------- "One had to be a Newton to notice that the moon is falling, when everyone sees that it doesn't fall. " |
Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 11:30
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hire Veronica Mars
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Posted By: Mr ProgFreak
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 11:34
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That sucks. I've become quite obsessive/compulsive about locking my place whenever I leave - reminds me of Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets at times - especially since my apartement is at ground level, so anyone could relatively easily break in through the windows. Usually the place is a mess though, so anyone peeking through the window is not likely to see anything worth stealing. ------------- https://tagyourmusic.org/users/Mike" rel="nofollow - https://tagyourmusic.org/users/Mike |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 12:36
 My theory is that if anyone looks through the window they will see the mess and assume that my house has already been hit and move on.-------------
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Posted By: Stooge
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 16:19
I once had a drunk guy walk in my house, turn off a smoke alarm, then pass out in the alley. I think it woke him up. ------------- A fun place to review and discuss metal: http://www.metalmusicarchives.com/" rel="nofollow - MetalMusicArchives |
Posted By: Luna
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 17:28
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Not to sound insentesive, but is the title of this thread a pun? ------------- https://aprilmaymarch.bandcamp.com/track/the-badger" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 17:33
...How could it be a pun?
Another reminder that Matt lives in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. ------------- if you own a sodastream i hate you |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 17:35
His name is Rob. |
Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 17:41
Oh, right. Sometimes it is the obvious that is the most profound. ------------- if you own a sodastream i hate you |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 18:04
And yet, absolutely no one calls me that IRL. What most people do call me, none of you (save one or two) actually know. ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 18:12
| IS IT BOBBY-BOY? |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 19:56
Erm...no. ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: Horizons
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 19:59
Nice guess!
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 20:12
Silly 14 year olds |
Posted By: thellama73
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 20:24
Is it Twinkles? Spritzy? Wilhelm? Manny P? Gottlieb? Hot Rod? Jimmy John? Johnny Jack? Jackery Jackery Joo? Double Dip? Liberty? Seamus? Willie The Pimp? Narcissus? Cygnus? Doug Moon? Wally? Archimedes? Pat? Wiggles? Tickety-Boo? Epignosis? Llama Llama Thunk? Gog? Magog? Golgotha? Stephan? Bertram? Big Daddy? Brother Ambrose? Finnforest? Henry Plainview? The Old Grey Mare She Ain't What She Used To Be? Old Man River? Trouble Right Here In River City? Khan? Lrrrr or the planet Omicron Persei 8? Klaatu Verata Nikto? Golliwog? Gilbert Gottfried? Talula Does The Hula? Guybrush Threepwood? Bobbin Threadbare? Cosmo? Beery? Sloppy Joe? Red Leader? Goldilocks? Alfonse? Mussolini II? Caesar? Rex? Fido? Elmo? St. Elmo? St. Elmo's Fire? Cottoneyed Joe? Rocky Raccoon? Mr. Kite? Dr. Acula? Rumpilstiltskin? ... -------------
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Posted By: Luna
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 21:39
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I feel like the quality of this thread has diminished greatly since my last post. ------------- https://aprilmaymarch.bandcamp.com/track/the-badger" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 21:43
| IS IT MISTAH BROWN? |
Posted By: Equality 7-2521
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 21:53
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Watch the racism bro. ------------- "One had to be a Newton to notice that the moon is falling, when everyone sees that it doesn't fall. " |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: July 07 2011 at 21:55
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Mr. Slippyfist ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: July 08 2011 at 00:50
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I like llama's nick name suggestion of "St Elmo's Fire" Sounds dirty |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: July 08 2011 at 07:13
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And with that, we're off to Just for Fun land...
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: July 08 2011 at 07:44
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Yes guys, be sensible.
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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: July 08 2011 at 09:31
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I just got off the phone with the police. They are going to make an arrest today. Yes, it is the man on the corner. His criminal activity has been consistent: B&E using socks on his hands and using a pillowcase to haul things off. He is also to be arrested for assault on a government official as well as other things. Also, the police say they are fairly sure they have recovered our TV.  ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: Padraic
Date Posted: July 08 2011 at 09:32
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