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Posted By: Anthony H.
Subject: Kjjkjkkjjjkk
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 19:59
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Welcome, ye fellow damned and/or delirious, to Kjjkjkkjjjkk. Kjjkjkkjjjkk isn't your grandpappy's avant-prog band, nor is it yours. Kjjkjkkjjjkk is an avant-prog band for your children's children's children's children's children's children's children. Kjjkjkkjjjkk is music unfit for times as uncivilized as the 21st or 22nd centuries. Nay, Kjjkjkkjjjkk's is 23rd-century-avant. Together, we shall embody our long-unborn ancestors and travel into the future with our sublime musical magic. JOIN NOW. THE LINEUP: Anthony H. - oboe, xylorimba, guitar made out of a tissue box and and a paper-towel roll, kazoo JJLetho - 7 simultaneous glockenspiels, guitar noise, drums, spoken-word silliness Triceratopsoil - guitar, tuba, other UndercoverBoy - jaw harp, double chromatic harp, cross-strung harp, harp guitar Slartibartfast - drafting table parallel bar CCVP - 17 string berimbau SolarLuna96 - car, sitar, bowafridgeaphone Stonebeard - soundscapes NecronCommander - sixteen-string bass, farting noises A Person - Peruvian pan flute, bass [not bass guitar, but bass, as in the fish], vibraslap, rainstick Mr. Maestro - nose flute Tapfret - pretentiophone Horsewithteeth11 - spoken word, trash cans, electric pencil sharpener James McProgger - beatboxing, floor and door slamming Any Colour You Like - guitar, mini-violin, harsh glitch Irrelevant - kalimba, wooden frog Starhammer - fretless bass, pube-stringed mandocello HOW THE HELL DO YOU PRONOUNCE THE BAND NAME? Ka-jiiidge-ka-jidge-kaka-jiiiiiiidge-kaka -------------  |
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 20:00
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I call dibs on "7 simultaneous glockenspiels" |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 20:02
| Cats are not headgear. |
Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 20:03
| I'm in. |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 20:05
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I'll record something next weekend, maybe how avants you want? should it be like, some people might mistake it for music, or not nearly that mainstream? |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 20:07
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You can request instruments you want to play, or I can assign them to you. You can add as many interments to your name as you want, and you can do so at any time.
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 20:07
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Yes, avant I can do! Anthony, also put me down for "guitar noise" and drums |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 20:10
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Colin plays da guitar also, I play this sweet instrument called "other" |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 20:12
| Mr. H add drums and spoken word sillyness to myself. |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 20:13
| and maybe if i can find a tuba.... |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 20:14
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My guitar is out of tune, and rusty. Ooooooo this is perfect! |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 20:15
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Colin, should I put you down for tuba?
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 20:16
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Anybody familiar with a drafting table parallel bar? I can play the strings. Well, only one at a time as you have to be able to run your finger up and down one of the strings like a fretless bass.
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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 20:18
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Triceratopsoil wrote:Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 20:18
I say you should be in the band! And I dont know how silly you were being Anthony, but I'm recording some things. PREPARE FOR MIND MELTATION |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 20:19
MAX AVANT, BITCH ------------- |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 20:20
I don't think it matters, I'll likely play everything I can find EXCEPT what I'm down for |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 20:21
Oh sh*t, its on. And I will try...but I make no guarantees on the 7 glockenspiels |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 20:21
| http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/s/Clock+A+Dark+Blue/3ip7pF - The best song ever? I think so |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 20:25
Matt are you in? ------------- |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 20:26
I have no way to contribute, so no. |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 20:27
| you can take a picture of yourself to use as an album cover |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 20:30
Neither do I. So are you in? ------------- |
Posted By: CCVP
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 20:52
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Can join in? I'm really experient in playing the 17 string berinbau. -------------   
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 20:57
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I will record tomorrow, when parents will be out of the house and I go balls to the wall avant. I'm thinking of recording myself making terrible noises, with metal put to it. Avant of course |
Posted By: Luna
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 20:59
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Can I join? I'll play the Car, sitar, and the http://www.oddmusic.com/gallery/om06800.html - bowafridgeaphone ------------- https://aprilmaymarch.bandcamp.com/track/the-badger" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 21:00
| Anyone have room for a soundscapes man? |
Posted By: Padraic
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 21:01
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No bassoon? FAIL SolarLuna96, your avatar is win |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 21:01
Wooo, I don't know...thats almost kinda normal for what this band is striving for. Also this is finally a chance for my "song of the worst sounding chords" Anthony will go down as the composer of our time. |
Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 21:08
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If you ever need a sixteen-string bassist you know where to find me. Also, I'm pretty good at making music out of farting noises. -------------  
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 21:10
lolk |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 21:53
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I just added all of you.
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 21:59
Oh, I can't wait to hear all that! |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 22:00
| If I had a pan flute I would definitely record myself playing it. frrl. |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 22:02
Do you have a bass?  ------------- |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 22:03
None at all, maybe some white fish though. |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 22:07
DELICIOUS JEWISH FOOD HAS NO PLACE IN AN AVANT BAND. ------------- |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 22:38
| so, uh, how do you pronounce Kjjkjkkjjjkk? |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 22:43
It's on the OP. ------------- |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 22:45
| hawt. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 22:46
| Can't wait to put titles to what I come up with... |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 22:46
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We also need a band logo and album covers.
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 22:48
Hmmmm Well all I can do is sh*tty MS paint, so someone else should handle all that. |
Posted By: Mr. Maestro
Date Posted: November 15 2010 at 23:19
I may be too late to join, but if you need someone who can arrange and conduct music for an orchestra of nose flautists, you can pencil me in as a guest musician.  ------------- "I am the one who crossed through space...or stayed where I was...or didn't exist in the first place...." |
Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 03:00
Judging by the spelling I would think that the name would be pronounced as something like "Koenjihyakkei". ------------- 
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 06:21
What kind of fool question is that? You pronounce it like it's spelled and don't forget the silent q.  ------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 08:38
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This band is too mainstream k? ------------- 
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Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 09:34
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I play hockey and racquetball. Oh, and a mean pretentiophone. Your avante band cant be pretentious without a pretentiophone. ------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow">  https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 09:54
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I can do spoken word and bang on some trash cans for now. Oh, and maybe use the sound of an electric pencil sharpener in some way. Is that enough to get me in? ------------- 
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Posted By: Jörgemeister
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 10:08
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I realize you guys have no persecution or drumming so i offer my services as a non-pro acoustic beatbox / floor slam noises. for free. Edit: I can also slam doors and some kind of windows.
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Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 10:19
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Um, JM...the pretentiophone is a percussion instrument. But I'm not in the band yet.
------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow"> https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 13:06
| BUMP |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 14:06
| What do you mean, "Bump"? Is that the title for the album? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 14:22
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I think the title of the first album/EP should be "Perdido el Juego"
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Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 17:12
What does that mean? ------------- |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 17:14
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 17:14
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Needs more cowbell. ------------- 
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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 17:15
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GOD DAMMIT HORSE -------------
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 17:18
| I will get you back one day. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 17:24
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I've missed something. Kind of glad, I guess. |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 17:27
Try using Google Translate. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 17:35
Meh, I purposely didn't....but curiosity is about to win. Edit: Ah, honestly shoulda seen it coming. Whatevs, I've been immune for like 2 years and we all have been freed anyway. People always disregard it but 4chan made it, they have the power to end it. Yall are silly for still playing. |
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 17:54
| SIGN ME THE F**K UP NOW. |
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 18:02
| Oh, I play guitar, mini-violin and harsh glitch. |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 18:05
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Ben, you have been added.
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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 18:10
| I'll record a 10 min avant-atonal improv this afternoon. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 21:34
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mmmmm harsh glitch That sounds sexy |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 21:48
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 22:08
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My first track coming sometime over the next 24 hours. It will be entitled "Zeuhl Shriek" Expect complete WTF!? |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 22:09
I would love some harsh glitch. Also, I will still play pan flute if I had one.  |
Posted By: Jörgemeister
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 23:21
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This band has more members than Zappa and Magma playing together on stage ------------- |
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 23:31
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http://www.mediafire.com/?mkpnqv2gm9j4gej - Behold, the improvisation This was recorded on my guitar, in my back garden (see photo for proof), and is completely improv. There are some sh*t notes and errors, but eh, it's ok.  |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 23:40
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Don't we want the sh*t notes and errors? Has an Agalloch feel to me Ben? Well done Benkato. |
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 23:42
| The birds and cars in the background are real, no samples bitches. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 23:42
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Very nice! |
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 23:58
| Why thank you Mr. Lehto. |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: November 17 2010 at 01:34
Oh....I just thought that was some kick ass improv, making your acoustic guitar sound like cars and birds and all. ------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow"> https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: November 17 2010 at 01:35
Oh, that too. |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: November 17 2010 at 01:39
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Wait wait wait....was that SolarLuna??? He is after all the bands car player. (a carist?) ------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow"> https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: November 17 2010 at 01:41
| Err... what, that was all me. |
Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: November 17 2010 at 04:07
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Kjjkjkkjjjkk? Kkjjjkkjkjjk... needs some iiis kikkiijjiikkjiiik jiiikkk ------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: November 17 2010 at 05:34
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Sign me up! Instruments: kalimba:  and wooden frog:  ------------- https://gabebuller.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - New album! http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385" rel="nofollow - http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385 |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: November 17 2010 at 15:36
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You have been added.
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Posted By: The Neck Romancer
Date Posted: November 17 2010 at 16:01
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I slap da fretless bass and play some mean pube-stringed mandocello ------------- 
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 17 2010 at 16:06
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O hai I finally decided to mess around with audacity, and now I know how to multi track. ITS ON |
Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: November 17 2010 at 16:12
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Next step: have everyone put in the sound their respective instruments would make in typing format.
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Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: November 17 2010 at 17:48
Mine sounds like ʡ. ------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow"> https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: November 17 2010 at 23:09
ggrlump |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: November 17 2010 at 23:12
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Damn, my cowbell suggestion was completely ignored. -------------
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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 00:49
| I've actually recorded for this sh*t, anyone else gonna get their act together? |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 00:49
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I will after my phil paper so... next week and that's a for real |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 00:51
On Friday, yes. I've actually worked a bit today and tomorrow all day. I need to make moneys bro, then avant |
Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 02:07
Coo  ------------- https://gabebuller.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - New album! http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385" rel="nofollow - http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385 |
Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 06:26
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boing boing boing
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 06:31
Probably not. See case study: Russian Tea Cakes. Although I'll record guitar, guitar noise and keyboard/guitar based soundscapes. I promise ------------- 
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Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 06:37
some timpanis would be nice (if I had some) but they are so loud, but I would have loved to play on some of those (I have to trye some of those in my life time)
 and this (i will buy this in some near future)
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Posted By: Luna
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 07:28
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 14:20
| ^Cool title for an album... But how do you pronounce it? |
Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 14:33
That's a silly question: Kjjkjkkjjjkk. ------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Posted By: Luca Pacchiarini
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 15:36
| I can join if you wish, I'm a keen Fartotron player. |