How avant-Garde are you!?
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Topic: How avant-Garde are you!?
Posted By: Anthony H.
Subject: How avant-Garde are you!?
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 15:27
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MULTIPLE VOTES ALLOWED! STICK IT TO THOSE POP-LOVING KNOW-NOTHINGS!
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Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 15:29
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This, uh, wasn't funny when you were doing it in SR either.
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 15:32
It's tough to be more avant garde then Henry since he enjoys literally nothing on this Earth. Impossible to be more avant then him. I'll give it a try though. All music is pop. Seriously. Free Jazz? John Cage? Please.... Silence is the only true form of music. |
Henry Plainview wrote:Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 15:35
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I voted "Tuna salad". ------------- 
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 15:38
Damn that's avant. Also anyone else thing English is sooo mainstream? I'm thinking about learning Sanskrit myself |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 15:42
Dude, that's so f**king mainstream. It's an actual language! ------------- |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 15:45
Yllautca elytsefil edrag-tnava ytterp a si hcihw ,emit eht lla derhs dna AP no eb deen uoy esuaceb emit taht lla evah t'nod ylbaborp uoy dna emit emos uoy ekat dluow taht! -------------
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 15:45
f**k, good point. I can't use any constructed languages either, so I'll make my own. nggn bhfhedk tyukbh; yhuylfuk " gh? ugybk& jhbnkcrars ahrbpao, |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 15:47
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MY LANGUAGE DOESN'T USE LETTERS, ONLY PUNCTUATION MARKS: ..?..!!@^^...????*!!!@##)((()(..... ------------- |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 15:48
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 15:49
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 15:50
Igsahp 10 mutines ah die draedth eza clozahead!  -------------
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 15:50
Well...Sorry Anthony but we already know where this is heading
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:01
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Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:04
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:06
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Posted By: The Quiet One
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:07
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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:15
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OH MY GOD. MAKING POLLS ABOUT BEING AVANT IS SOOOOO POP. IT'S LIKE SOMETHING RIHANNA WOULD DO IN COLLABORATION WITH JUSTIN BIEBER. SINOSPLEXIMORENIOURYSHESIS HAVE A SONG ABOUT THIS KIND OF SH*T CALLED "FOR MY BROTHER THE CLINICALLY DEPRESSED WALLCHARGER", IT'S REALLY GOOD, YOU SHOULD TASTE IT SOMETIME. -------------  
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:18
LOL SINOSPLEXIMORENIOURYSHESIS IS LIKE LAME POP COMPARED TO PRGUTTIMUMBOLBANAGROPLASMANETAZ THE ZUMBARALO! -------------
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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:19
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I AM SO AVANT-GARDE THAT I LISTEN TO MUSIC WITH MY OTHER EIGHT SENSES BESIDES HEARING. -------------
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Posted By: The Quiet One
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:21
WHAAAA??!! HEARING IS SOOO POP!
I ONLY SMELL MUSIC!
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:24
I SEE MUSIC IN INFRARED! -------------
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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:25
I PISS AVANT-GARDE! -------------
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:26
I INJECT AVANT-GARDE INTO MY HAIRS! -------------
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Posted By: The Quiet One
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:27
PISSING IS SO MAINSTREAM!
I CONSERVATE MY AVANT-GARDE URINE INSIDE MYSELF!
Okay... this is getting gross
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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:27
THAT'S FROG BLOOD YOU DOLT! -------------
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:27
| I'm so avant-garde I won't finishing typing this po |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:31
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Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:35
| DUDE IM A MEMBER OF KFJWUWOELKSJDFLKSJDFJKBAVKJBKVJBKJFBIUWE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:35
DUDE, F*CKING LADY GAGA IS MORE AVANT THAN THEY ARE. WHAT THE HELL, BRO, YOU'RE JUST HURTING YOUR OWN REPUTATION. -------------
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:36
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The best genre of music is obviously banana hand. ------------- 
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Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:38
BUT DUDE WE HAVE A BOXSET OUT THAT IS JUST BLANK CDS WITH ARTWORK ON THEM AND THERES NO MUSIC BUT ITS CALLED 'MUSIC OF INTEGRITY' WHICH IS A KEWL ALBUM TITLE ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING THERES NO MUSIC ON IT |
Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:39
THE NO MUSIC ONLY ARTWORK SHINDIG IS SOOOOO OLD, KARFTENTANKOOSHKZ HAS BEEN DOING THAT FOR AT LEAST TEN YEARS. GET WITH IT. -------------
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:41
MY BAND, UNZUMBRATEEHODOVOLTZSAMANANABANAPOPOLOLCADZ, HAVE A BOXSET RELEASED WHICH FEATURES DISCS MADE OF HUMAN GENITALS! -------------
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Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:41
YOU SHOULD HEAR MY NEW PROJECT "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ IS THE SOUND A BEE MAKES WHEN HE SLeeeEeePs" |
Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:43
THAT'S BORING WHY WOULD ANYONE LISTEN TO THAT. ...ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S BEEN DONE LIKE 80 TIMES ALREADY BY POP BANDS LIKE GOTTHENEEDTOFRAHT AND OURENJIYHANSGHBFACLALALALACL -------------
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Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:44
BUT I DIDNT TELL YOU THE BEST PART, EACH "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ IS THE SOUND A BEE MAKES WHEN HE SLeeeEeePs" album COMES WITH ITS VERY OWN KINDER SURPRISE |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:44
YOU RELEASED RECORDUNGS DIDNT YOU? THATS JUST SOME TEEN POP COMPILED ON A DISC WITH NO AMBITION AT ALL YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT MUSIC IS ALL ABOUT OK? YOURE JUST IN IT FOR THE GROUPIES AND MONEY! -------------
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Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:47
OH LIKE COME ON JUST BECAUSE A FEW ARCADE FIRE FANS LIKED IT AND GIRLS THOUGHT I WAS AN ATTRACTIVE URBANE INDIVIDUAL FOR RELEASING IT DOESNT MAKE IT HORRIBLE |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:49
YOU RELEASED IT FOR THE PURPOSE OF GETTING COMMERCIAL SUCCES AND BECOMING A TEEN POP IDOL! -------------
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Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:50
BUT IN TERMS OF AN AVANT GARDE ARTIST THATS LYKE AVANT GARDE-AVANT GARDE YOU GUYS JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ME BECAUSE IM AHEAD OF MY TIME |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:53
NONSENSE! YOU EVEN USED ENGLISH WORDS AS SONG TITLES! THATS BLASPHEMY! -------------
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Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:54
THE REAL SONG TITLE LIST WAS ACTUALLY ON THE FRONT COVER IN MICROSCOPIC SIZE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE 'O' IN RECORDUNGS FOR YOUR INFORMAYSHUN!!!! |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:57
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Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:58
I WAS A MEMBER OF THAT BAND!!!!!!1111 |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 16:59
DONT LIE! THEY HAD NO MEMBERS! -------------
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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 17:07
YES THEY DID, THEIR SAXMAN WAS A BIRD AND THEIR OUD SYMPHONY WAS COMPOSED OF ALIENS AND ELEPHANTS! -------------
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Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 17:24
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WOW GUYS. HAVING MULTI-CELLULAR BAND MEMBERS IS SO MAINSTREAM. LISTEN TO SOME YYYYYQYYYYQQYYYQQQYYQQQQYQQQQQ. EACH MEMBER IS A PARAMECIUM. THEIR CONCERTS TAKE PLACE IN A PETRI DISH.
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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 17:30
DUDE, ANYONE WHO USES A LOGICAL ALGORITHM/LETTER PATTERN IN THEIR BAND NAME WOULD BE BETTER OFF BEING NAMED NICKELBACK, PARAMECIUM OR NOT. -------------
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Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 17:33
ACTUALLY, I TAKE IT BACK. YYYYYQYYYYQQYYYQQQYYQQQQYQQQQQ ARE MAINSTREAM AS f**k. EVERY MEMBER OF WERWEREFDFJKFN IS A ROCK. THE BAND MEMBERS AREN'T EVEN ORGANIC AND/OR BIOLOGICAL. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE AVANT-GARDE. ------------- |
Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 17:35
DUDE, ROCKS ARE SOOOOO MAINSTREAM. THE AVANT-GARDE THING TO DO IS TO LISTEN TO YOUR OWN AVANT-GARDE MUSIC UNTIL YOU TURN INTO A ROCK. -------------
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Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 17:40
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There's actually an album that is played entirely with rocks. There's also 2 free albums on the internet that are played with paper and rubber bands. Oh wait you just want to keep shouting "ironically", never mind. ------------- if you own a sodastream i hate you |
Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 17:41
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Leave it to Henry to actually find some of the weird sh*t we're making up. -------------
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Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 17:45
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Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 17:46
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http://www.archive.org/details/hr001 - Rubber Music , and http://www.archive.org/details/hr021 - Paper Music . The rocks one was a limited release, so since I don't have it on my hard drive I don't remember what it was called, and it's impossible to google anything related to "rock". Alfredo is actually a semi-known musician, he released an album on Monotype as http://www.monotyperecords.com/en/index.html - Cremaster
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 18:38
OH SNAP! WHAT IS THIS? I DONT EVEN omiyagf n kafyufeiu)&(%)&* gbcv hnO*@B(E(yTF#F%$C@^UVib7n/,,; |
Posted By: June
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 18:39
That is so awesome, it just made my night. Thanks for sharing that  Although it does sounds a little like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxxz-yskYSw&feature=related - this ad which you are not allowed to watch unless you're 18. |
Posted By: The Quiet One
Date Posted: September 07 2010 at 18:55
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 08 2010 at 01:12
| Vagina. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 08 2010 at 01:19
VOMP WINS |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 08 2010 at 01:24
I always do.  |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: September 08 2010 at 13:03
What's the point at winning on Internet? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 08 2010 at 13:20
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: September 08 2010 at 13:52
Nyark, nyark, nyark!  |
Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: September 08 2010 at 16:17
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Posted By: Klogg
Date Posted: September 08 2010 at 18:03
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THATSSSS RIGHT! THE MASCARA SNAKE !
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Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: September 08 2010 at 18:20
| PENTAGRAM PIZZA SOUNDS GOOD RIGHT NOW |
Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: September 09 2010 at 18:39
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Doubleposts are avant-garde!!! |
Posted By: (De)progressive
Date Posted: March 01 2011 at 12:57
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I SITH TO MY PANTS ------------- ''Hope is the first step on the road to dissapointment.'' (Friedrich Nietzsche) 
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 01 2011 at 13:12
| The cath sith on the math. |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: March 01 2011 at 14:07
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Avant-garde is your worst! -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 01 2011 at 14:09
Did you hear my new song, q.m. THAT's my wurst! 
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: March 01 2011 at 14:10
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I didn't because I was listening to other music and when the album finished I had forgot about you posting a new song and now I'm listening to another album k -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 01 2011 at 14:11
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WTF?! It even had a partly audible reading of a poem by Novalis in it.
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: March 01 2011 at 14:13
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quiet down, you don't have to show your worst side I will listen to it when this Sonic Youth album is finished k -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 01 2011 at 14:15
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omg k but woultd you like me to show you my WURST side, .q.m.  |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: March 01 2011 at 14:16
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wtf I already said you don't have to show your worst side k -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 01 2011 at 14:18
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wtf ure durdnkdr lol |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: March 01 2011 at 14:20
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wft on i/ms nta dturnk u fppl I just paused the Sonic Youth al bum k and listened to your song and though i suppose it was not your worst it sounded pretty cool -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 01 2011 at 14:23
| omg k |
Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: March 01 2011 at 14:35
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VOMPATTISPEAK IS NOT AVANT
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 01 2011 at 14:38
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wtf i never said it was k |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: March 01 2011 at 14:39
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paCs lokc is ton atavn-gedra ehtier, viKen. -------------
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: March 01 2011 at 14:43
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Yeah caps lock is anti-avant Kevin Also IMHO if a band gets at least one fan, pop. Regardless. And therfore should be burned. |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: March 02 2011 at 16:27
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No, you're mistaking avant-garde and black-metal. Avant-garde is: "We have one fan... TODAY. But wait until the next decade..." |
Posted By: topographicbroadways
Date Posted: March 02 2011 at 19:24
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I'm avant because i wait till page 5 to make a recognisable sound. This joke would work better if internet forums worked by sound, d'oh Well i am going to make an avant garde album presented entirely in binary code narrated by Patrick Stewart -------------  
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Posted By: The Truth
Date Posted: March 02 2011 at 19:28
I'M SO AVANT I BELIEVE WALTER 
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Posted By: topographicbroadways
Date Posted: March 02 2011 at 19:32
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Anybody know the number for Patrick Stewarts agent? I just need him to say 01110001 for 4 hours. And maybe a grand finale of "I shall make it so" but that might be too mainstream -------------
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Posted By: Luna
Date Posted: March 02 2011 at 20:50
OMG, IM NOT MAINSTREAM!! ------------- https://aprilmaymarch.bandcamp.com/track/the-badger" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Padraic
Date Posted: March 02 2011 at 20:51
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Posted By: Luna
Date Posted: March 02 2011 at 21:07
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 03 2011 at 04:19
| http://www.mikseri.net/artists/kivinaata/jazz-odyssey/461440/" rel="nofollow - Yes, I am avant . Please give me money for it. |
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: March 03 2011 at 07:12
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 03 2011 at 07:19
| Yes, yes, a thousand times yes! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! |