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Topic: Phrases That Annoy
Posted By: Textbook
Subject: Phrases That Annoy
Date Posted: September 02 2010 at 21:55
Are there any popular phrases you refuse to use that always make you wince when others do?

Here's some that make me cringe:
 
"after the jump"
"me time"
"talk to the hand"
"don't go there"
"you go girl"
"sweet as" (an NZ one but it always irritates me for some reason)
"bite me" (I realise that's supposed to irritate but for some reason it just sounds stupid to me, I'd never say it)



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Posted By: Finnforest
Date Posted: September 02 2010 at 21:58
"reset" _________  (as in reset the economy, reset Russian relations, etc)
"teachable moment"
"bling"




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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: September 02 2010 at 21:59
Damn it, can't you do anything right?  sh*t!

Yeah I'm tired of that one.  Ouch


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Posted By: Finnforest
Date Posted: September 02 2010 at 22:00
We need a Governor whose "on our side" (in the most indignant, entitled tone possible.  political ad season....please kill me)

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Posted By: Finnforest
Date Posted: September 02 2010 at 22:12
From the obituary section....

"celebration of life"  (no, its a GD funeral....just say it)
"finally won his battle with cancer"   (no, he freakin' died...is dying now shameful unless there was a battle?)

LOL Textbook.....you finally started a thread I can get some therapeutic use from.  Clap


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Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: September 02 2010 at 22:15
I've actually heard a cancer person speak out against the "brave battle with cancer" cliche. I'm sure there are times when it's been meant well, it's just that over time it has become automatic and meaningless, it's a very plastic thing to say now.
 
"family values" is another one


Posted By: Finnforest
Date Posted: September 02 2010 at 22:26
Same here, on the cancer thing.

"green" (everything is greenwashed now to make a buck by changing the terms of consumption)


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Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: September 02 2010 at 22:52

Blah blah blah, "Not so much" It's not funny snarky internet people, stop reusing that joke.

That every single damn political scandal or controversy is appended with -gate. And all the fricking Czars. THINK OF SOMETHING NEW MEDIA! What's even worse is the right wing airheads who complain about the "unprecedented" use of Czars in the Obama administration, when there's no such thing as a czar! It's a title invented by the media!

The Onion has a http://www.theonion.com/articles/loved-ones-recall-local-mans-cowardly-battle-with,772/ - classic, but vicious, article about battling with cancer .



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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: September 02 2010 at 22:53
yeah, it's a tsar people!


Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: September 02 2010 at 22:55
I remember saying "Not!" after a remark to indicate that it was facetious/sarcastic used to annoy the hell out of me, but the infamous "not joke scene" in Borat seems to have killed that fad off, thankfully.


Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: September 02 2010 at 23:08
the word 'closure' is really getting intolerable, and when someone says "that's waaay more than I needed to know!" I get a little sick




Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: September 02 2010 at 23:14
I don't mind "too much information" but when people actually say "TMI" or other acronyms like that, it often annoys me. And yeah "closure" and "to need closure" irritate me.
 
Also, when victims are called heroes.


Posted By: jammun
Date Posted: September 02 2010 at 23:42

I don't want to ever hear the word 'proactive' again in this particular lifetime.



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Posted By: KoS
Date Posted: September 02 2010 at 23:50
Well, considering one does not really fight cancer it is quite the bullsh*t statement

I'll add a some of mine:

It is what it is
grassroots
at the end of the day
fail
fml,lol, and all the other overused abbreviations
going green and all the derivations
a couple, do you really mean two or are you just too f**king stupid to say few
apples to oranges
that's what she said
emo unless you are talking about Emerson
pwn, own, owned.
She/he is so random
I could care less
Epic win
could of, would of
misusing literally
misusing irony
I don't mean to offend
man up
God Bless
take one for the team




Posted By: jammun
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 00:06

I coulda woulda come up with some, but that would be so random.  Gag me with a spoon. 

What I want to know:
 
Who's driving this?  We need someone to drive this.  (Never in reference to a vehicle.)
Who's taking ownership of this?  We need someone to take ownership.  (Never in reference to a f**king noun, even.)
 
Eh, it's an epic fail, the language of business.
 
 
 
 


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Can you tell me where we're headin'?
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 07:28
Not so much a phrase but my wife and I were at this restaurant and at the table next to us were four either college or high school aged girls and like they overused "like".  We're talking like severely overused.  I was very close to turning around and like telling them to like put a cork in it or something.

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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 07:47
"Whatever!"

"Pull yourself together"

"Er..Hello"

"I was 'like' hello!"

"Time out"

and at work...

"Customer interface"
"Cross Sector Integration"



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Posted By: Evolver
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 07:51
I hate when a waitress give me my meal and says "enjoy".  Damn, finish the sentence woman.
 
And advertisement cliches:
"Nothing is better than _______________."  (and probably cheaper)
A variation:
"Nothing beats a Bud." (yeah, I'd rather die of thisrt than drink that p!ss)


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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 07:52
I started my Pet Hates thread before seeing this one. They're very similar..

Proposal: Merge threads and call thread 'Pet Hates and Phrases that annoy'

???

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Posted By: Evolver
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 07:53
Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:

 
"family values" is another one
Any of the right wing buzz phrases are bad. 
And some of the left wing ones, too.  They aren't as emphatic about getting them out there.

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Posted By: tamijo
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 08:01
Jeg er sku blevet noget brødflov

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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 08:30
"Have a good one."  to which you should always reply, "I already have a good one, but I wouldn't mind having an even larger one." (thanks to George Carlin for that one)


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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 08:36
"Be lucky"

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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 08:52
Anything from Jersey Shore.

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Posted By: seventhsojourn
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 11:21
Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

Damn it, can't you do anything right?  sh*t!

Yeah I'm tired of that one.  Ouch
 
LOL
 
 
If you think you're going to spend the whole weekend on that Prog Archives, you can forget it! 
 
  


Posted By: The T
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 11:47
"nice and .... (whatever)"... 

"we'll agree to disagree" 






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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 11:48
"overrated"

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Posted By: jampa17
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 12:50
Originally posted by The T The T wrote:

"nice and .... (whatever)"... 

"we'll agree to disagree" 




 
This one is at the top of my hated qoutes. What a hell that means? yes, we are arguing because we don't agree... you needed to say it...? Angry


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Posted By: Negoba
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 13:00
Think outside the box, people. Let me FTFY FTW.
 
Epic (this is ok if it's short hand for "You want it all but you can't have it.")
 
I say "Have a good one" all the time but it's played out. Even my P's use that one. You'd think my G's would bust me out on it. Maybe they're not my BFFs.
 
MILF has to go.


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Posted By: The T
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 13:18
I HATE TXT language/spelling/whatever! I'll die writing complete sentences and words even if I have to take triple the amount of time that other people take to write.... 

Damn these people would've loved the era of the telegram.... Hi.Here.How you. Greet. 


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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 13:22
Text speak is more annoying lolspeak. LOL


Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 13:31
LMAO, ROFL, PMSL



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Posted By: The T
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 13:37
Originally posted by Blacksword Blacksword wrote:

LMAO, ROFL, PMSL


BSTD


Tongue


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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 13:41
omgwtfbbqhax!


Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 13:50
Originally posted by Negoba Negoba wrote:

Think outside the box, people. Let me FTFY FTW.
 
Epic (this is ok if it's short hand for "You want it all but you can't have it.")
 
I say "Have a good one" all the time but it's played out. Even my P's use that one. You'd think my G's would bust me out on it. Maybe they're not my BFFs.
 
MILF has to go.


Bust me out WinkLOL


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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 13:52
Originally posted by The T The T wrote:


Originally posted by Blacksword Blacksword wrote:

LMAO, ROFL, PMSL


BSTD
Tongue



Lol...

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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 13:55
I've just thought of one, thanks to KoS:

"There probably is no God"

This phrase was used by atheists on the back and side of buses in London.  I'm an atheist myself but this phrase is not positive enough.  Just either say "There is no God" or don't bother.

Others I dislike:

24/7 (and 7 days a week)
Like (not a phrase, I realise)
Think tank
OK (I hate the word OK, it's not even a word!  Plus it is also the most said word in the world.  It doesn't really mean anything!  Grrr!)

I'll think of more later.


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Posted By: Rabid
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 14:16
Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:

Are there any popular phrases you refuse to use that always make you wince when others do?

Here's some that make me cringe:
 
"after the jump"
"me time"
"talk to the hand"
"don't go there"
"you go girl"
"sweet as" (an NZ one but it always irritates me for some reason)
"bite me" (I realise that's supposed to irritate but for some reason it just sounds stupid to me, I'd never say it)
 
My bad.     What...... breath?  Sleepy  Shocked  Dead
 
LOL
 


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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 14:21
Oh yes, My bad is bad. Pinch

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Posted By: Negoba
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 14:32
So whaddup wit dis Didge thang?

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Posted By: TheGazzardian
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 14:51
I dislike the overuse of lolspeak

"Oh hai"
"I can has..."

I really dislike fml, it's just self-pitying and attention grabbing, and rarely have I ever seen it used in a context where it seems appropriate. 

I'm also not a fan of people who feel like most words are incomplete if not prefaced by an f-bomb. It's even worse than the like epidemic slart mentioned before. "I was at the f***ing bus when she f***ing looked at my f***ing face" blah blah blah 


Posted By: WalterDigsTunes
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 17:22
The cliched "It's all subjective" is a hell of an irritating phrase.


Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 17:33
pre 89 heroes?

Wink




Posted By: WalterDigsTunes
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 17:36
You're annoyed by classic artists? For shame!


Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 17:38
No, just the phrase Wink
You know I love you Walter!

And uh, I'm sure there are phrases that annoy me, but I can't think of any so maybe I've blocked them out.


Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 17:40
Any mention of God as a guiding force in anythingoutside of a church irritates me. How much depends on where/when.


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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 17:43
Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

Any mention of God as a guiding force in anythingoutside of a church irritates me. How much depends on where/when.


Actually I'll agree with that.

Also most political phrases bug the hell out of me.


Posted By: jammun
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 18:59
LMAO, ROFL, LOL
 
\As said in another thread:
 
GFYUTA


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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 20:11
fyi - or more accurately - eff-why-eye ... that in a conversation could cure me of pacifism.
 
whatever ...  use to really wind me up until I realised it was supposed to - lost all it's power after that.
 
All those business jargon clichés like "helicoptering away", "push the envelope" "high-class problem" and "going forward" have vanished from our company thankfully, giggling and/or snickering whenever anyone used one probably helped. "I know it's a big ask" generally prompted fits of laughter and "have you tried a girdle" retorts. We used the same method for stopping people using buzzwords "paradigm" "proactive" "asap" "offline" "holistic" "transitional" "strategic" "synergy" "downsizing" - malaproping them was always a laugh - paradise for paradigm (or pair a dimes for the plural), prophylactive for proactive, elastic for holistic, putting good people out of work because you couldn't do your effing job properly for downsizing - that kind of thing.
 
 


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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 20:14
"don't shoot the messenger" ... actually sunshine we're going to keep shooting messengers until they learn not to deliver stupid messages.

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Posted By: jammun
Date Posted: September 03 2010 at 23:30
Dude, you need to think outside the box Wink


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Can you tell me where we're headin'?
Lincoln County Road or Armageddon.


Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 00:12

"It's my opinion"

Okay, I'm a hypocrite, I use this one, but I just hate when people use this when you're talking about facts, and NOT opinions.

"Bull in a china shop"

Damn you Mythbusters! Angry

"FML" or "I hate my life" etc.

See, I'm a teenager. And the worst part about being a teenager is that all your friends think their lives suck and are worse than everyone elses. They're never grateful for anything and think that they have it worse off than every other person in the damned world. I swear if one more person I know says they wanna die I'm just gonna say my thoughts on it right at them! Angry

"Say that to my f**king face"
My response is usually "I already did."

"Crunk"

DeadDeadDead

"I'll kick your ass"

What is so threatening about giving someone a kick in the rear end?

And last but not least, everyone who uses internet abbreviations in person. "ell-oh-ell" "bee-are-bee" "bee-tee-doubleyoo." I have a cousin who does this.


Posted By: jplanet
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 00:48
"Excuse me" (it's supposed to be polite, but always sounds smug)

"Defending marriage"

"My wife says I can't go"

"It's all about the kids"

"No offense, but..." (what follows is always offensive)

"Your cigarette smoke is bothering me"

"Stop hitting me with that stick'"


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Posted By: Chris S
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 01:00
" Be That As It May".........Censored

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Posted By: TODDLER
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 01:44
   It's All Good..............It's not all good and if you think it is, you must be a very ignorant and stupied person.LOL

How can every Yes album be good? Mike Oldfield? ....Whoever it may be......how can every album that a band makes be good? Even an excellent band like POPOL VUH has a couple of stinkers.

How can everything be good?
 
Do you understand the meaning of the word good?

How educational is it to tell someone....".It's All Good"?  That seems like a cop out.

Or is this annoying phrase used for healing process?  For example......Okay the guy sitting with us has his opinion and you have your facts.....But,..it's okay dude, because it's all good.    Is it? How does confusing opinions with facts fall into the catagory of being good? How can any aspect of that be good when the importance of facts are often confused by people and thought to be more like opinions?  Are you trying to say that we both suck? And that intelligent points which are important to defend are a disease which goes against the grain of modern attitudes in today's society?

Can't anyone have a debate without the "It's all good" crowd going into a frenzy? 

"Agree to disagree"     Well dude,....you may agree to disagree but, this is the way I do things in life.

Is it?.....Even if it is morally wrong? Wow,...that doesn't really say much for me or the rest of the world who disagree.

"Chill Out".....Is this what you say to someone who is right? What if the person is not emotionally charged and they are just stating a true fact?  Are you just going to dismiss good advice or the chance of learning something new about life and say to the person....."Chill Out"?

How will you ever learn anything from anyone else on this planet if you say....."It's All Good?   "Agree to disagree"?  and "Chill Out"? 


Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 04:35
Originally posted by jammun jammun wrote:

Dude, you need to think outside the box Wink
normal reply - when you show signs of thinking inside the box I will.

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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 04:55
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Originally posted by jammun jammun wrote:

Dude, you need to think outside the box Wink
normal reply - when you show signs of thinking inside the box I will.

I don't think you can think outside the box until you can master thinking inside the box...
"The walls are closing in, the walls are closing in."


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Posted By: Paravion
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 05:03
Originally posted by KoS KoS wrote:

Well, considering one does not really fight cancer it is quite the bullsh*t statement
ever heard of metaphors?

Originally posted by James James wrote:

OK (I hate the word OK, it's not even a word!  Plus it is also the most said word in the world.  It doesn't really mean anything!  Grrr!
I fail to understand how you've come to the conclusion that okay or OK doesn't mean anything..(?). It has a lot of semantic content if you ask me. And surely it is a word.

I'm normally don't get 'annoyed' by any string of phonemes. Language is intriguing and interesting in all it's occurrences. 

Although I do understand the irritation here
Originally posted by Slatibartfast Slatibartfast wrote:

Not so much a phrase but my wife and I were at this restaurant and at the table next to us were four either college or high school aged girls and like they overused "like".  We're talking like severely overused.  I was very close to turning around and like telling them to like put a cork in it or something
You have my sympathy. The annoyance in such a case is eqiuvalant to a needle stuck in a groove. 

Also, I have to agree with Dean that business jargon actually is annoying, and also the abbreviation FYI. My former boss usually began his e-mails with FYI. I hated that... 


Posted By: The Hemulen
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 05:27
Ironically enough, I can't stand the use of "annoy" without qualifying who or what is being annoyed. My mum says it all the time "it's that sort of thing which really annoys". ANNOYS WHO?! If it annoys YOU then fine, say so, but if you leave it hanging it suggests some universal annoyment. Grr.

UK politicians and media are forever banging on about "hard-working families". What about hard-working individuals or childless couples?

Unlike some people on this thread I have no problem with internet slang (epic fail, lol, etc), especially as it's often used with a sense of irony that elevates it above a lot of equally stupid slang of yesteryear. I also don't mind the use of "like". Yeah, it can dominate speech at times, especially the speech of self-conscious teenagers, but it's far from meaningless. It's actually a pretty sophisticated and natural evolution of language. Reading this thread, I think some people here simply fear change. Language evolves. Deal with it. Lol.


Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 05:37
There are some diabolical utterances that really 'rip my knitting':

I Know where you're coming from - your tired and jaded rhetoric fails to even summon my anger
You know what I mean ? - clearly I cannot articulate my ideas but I'm hipper than thou
Absolutely - I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about
Respect ! - I am white and ashamed of it
Can I ask you a question ? - that is a f**k*ng question
Do you have a spare cigarette at all ? - Yes, I always save my last one in the event of being propositioned by a beggar
The children are our future - No, uber wealthy/powerfull industrialists are our future
I just want to be allowed to get on with the rest of my life - Celebs in drug/sex/corruption scandals recite this mantra unfailingly (if it came true they would be reduced to the same status as the rest of us i.e nobodies)

Thanks, I feel much better now


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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 06:11
This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.  - then don't Censoreding hit me!
I know what you're thinking - really? why are you still here then?
It's obvious that... - it's not obvious at all.
What you fail to see - is what you've failed to explain
We both can't be right - logic isn't your strong point is it?
Did you hear/read what I said - you said something stupid and I saw that.
Get a life... got one thanks.
Can you spare a minute? - and if I say no you'll waste even more of my time asking why - variants on this that use ever decreasing time intervals bug me - got a second? (I ain't got a first mate) - I've even been asked if I can spare a nanosecond - grrh!.
Using Quantum leap  to mean a big-step - sure it's a big step for an electron but on a human scale it's minuscule.
 


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Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 07:47
Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:

Not so much a phrase but my wife and I were at this restaurant and at the table next to us were four either college or high school aged girls and like they overused "like".  We're talking like severely overused.  I was very close to turning around and like telling them to like put a cork in it or something.


I was just about to post about how much that annoys me. LOL


Posted By: Negoba
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 08:02
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

"don't shoot the messenger" ... actually sunshine we're going to keep shooting messengers until they learn not to deliver stupid messages.
 
I may have to tuck that one away for later use.
 
 
All the variations of
 
"I can't lie to you..."
 
"I'm not going to lie to you..."
 
Which mean that you're very used to lying and for this single time you're going to tell the truth to try and throw me off.
 
In any case, I've never heard this phrase come from someone who doesn't lie on a regular basis.


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Posted By: Rabid
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 08:08
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

 
eff-why-eye ...
 
 
Is that Geordie-speak?  LOL
 


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Posted By: Rabid
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 08:30
Originally posted by Trouserpress
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV> Trouserpress
 
wrote:

I also don't mind the use of "like". Yeah, it can dominate speech at times, especially the speech of self-conscious teenagers, but it's far from meaningless.
 
 
Dunno.......How can anything be 'Like, Wow' ?   'Like, Wuw', perhaps?
 
ie......'I was, like, petrified'...........  Shocked
 
What.....you mean you was'nt petrified, but in a state that was merely, like,  like it?  Confused
 
So you mean you was'nt petrified?  Ermm 
 
 
Surely the dumbest expression to ever plague the inhuman race. Like, gross.
 
Wacko
 
 
 


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Posted By: Rabid
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 08:38
Time-Space Continuum.........hahahahahahahahahaha
 
Yeah................The Universe really NEEDS to know that it's 15 minutes older.
 
FFS.  Geek
 


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Posted By: Rabid
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 09:18
Originally posted by Henry Plainview Henry Plainview wrote:

Blah blah blah, "Not so much" It's not funny snarky internet people, stop reusing that joke.

That every single damn political scandal or controversy is appended with -gate. And all the fricking Czars. THINK OF SOMETHING NEW MEDIA! What's even worse is the right wing airheads who complain about the "unprecedented" use of Czars in the Obama administration, when there's no such thing as a czar! It's a title invented by the media!

The Onion has a http://www.theonion.com/articles/loved-ones-recall-local-mans-cowardly-battle-with,772/ - classic, but vicious, article about battling with cancer .

 
I hope Bill Gates never gets involved in a controversy about gates....
 
We'd have Gatesgatesgate.  Would'nt that be hideous?  Wink
 


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Posted By: jammun
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 10:09

My friends, before we go any further with this thread...we need to have a pre-meeting, or I guess a pre-thread in this case, to make certain we're prepared for the actual thread. 



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Lincoln County Road or Armageddon.


Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 10:37
Yes, a heads up,Angry brain storming sessionOuch to see if we are all on the same pageDead (Ciao)Pinch




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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: September 04 2010 at 13:37
^ tut-tut, not allowed to call it brainstorming any more ( http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2162568/Council-bans-brainstorming.html - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2162568/Council-bans-brainstorming.html )
 
It's political correctness gone mad - no, it's deliberatily drawing attention to peoples disabilities by making associations that don't exist.


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Posted By: clarke2001
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 01:31
My perception might be skewed since I'm not a native English speaker, but I really dislike the term 'human resources'. It's a position for managing worker's strategies -- and it sounds like a penal labour in a camp.


Also, I hate the word 'celebs'. The context of usage is pathetic, but the word itself sounds like an exotic vegetable or salamander.




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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 02:09
Originally posted by clarke2001 clarke2001 wrote:

My perception might be skewed since I'm not a native English speaker, but I really dislike the term 'human resources'. It's a position for managing worker's strategies -- and it sounds like a penal labour in a camp.


I think that term was invented because people confused Personnel with Personal. It does now mean they need a seperated department for managing the monkeys.

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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 02:19
Originally posted by jplanet jplanet wrote:


"Your cigarette smoke is bothering me"

"Stop hitting me with that stick'"


Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 02:22
Chillax.

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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 04:35
Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:

I've actually heard a cancer person speak out against the "brave battle with cancer" cliche. I'm sure there are times when it's been meant well, it's just that over time it has become automatic and meaningless, it's a very plastic thing to say now.
 

"family values" is another one


I hate the expression 'family values' It's both offensive and meaningless in equal measure..if that's possible.

The right wing seem to think that once you're married and have children you start living like the f***ing Waltons. One third of familes in the UK are 'broken' the parents living apart, the kids unhappy and messed up as a result. What are the values there? In any case why should a family unit have moral superioty of any individual?

It's politicians speak really, and like most of the sh*t that spews forth when they open their holes, it's to be taken with a huge pinch of salt.

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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 04:40
Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Chillax.


Oh yes

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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 04:48
"Well, basically...."

translation - "you don't know about the subject, so I can bull as much as I like"

"Well, at the end of the day..."

translation - I'm not sure what to say next, so I'm faffing a bit"

Fail (or) Epic Fail

translation - "I don't have much of a vocabulary"

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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 05:04
any 1337 generally amuses me as does suburban white boys indulging in gansta speak.

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Posted By: Billy Pilgrim
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 05:08
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

"Well, basically...."

translation - "you don't know about the subject, so I can bull as much as I like"

"Well, at the end of the day..."

translation - I'm not sure what to say next, so I'm faffing a bit"

Fail (or) Epic Fail

translation - "I don't have much of a vocabulary"


Your post was an epic win LOL  Seriously though, the Iliad is epic, the cosmos are epic, your last match in Call of Duty wasn't epic, as epic means long, or vast in size. People these days..


Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 05:08
1337 Dean?

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Posted By: Billy Pilgrim
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 05:11
^^ it meens leet 1337= leet somehow. I believe it's some sort of strange computer language. Haha, soon we'll all be robots!


Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 05:17
Any construction involving the word fragment "bro".  "Bro" by itself I can deal with, but whoever invented the word "bromance" needs to be pummelled in the nards.  "Brohan"?  What the hell does that even mean?

Actually, most portmanteau words that have been invented in the last few years are annoying.  Manscaping.  Staycation.  Refudiate.





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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 05:25
Brohemian Rhapsody?

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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 05:25
Bromide.Tongue

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Posted By: Billy Pilgrim
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 05:28
Haha! I saw a "Bropeth" thread in just for fun.


Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 05:32
Originally posted by zappaholic zappaholic wrote:

Any construction involving the word fragment "bro".  "Bro" by itself I can deal with, but whoever invented the word "bromance" needs to be pummelled in the nards.  "Brohan"?  What the hell does that even mean?


You are obviously not a bro Approve


Posted By: Billy Pilgrim
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 05:33
You guys are all bro-mosexuals


Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 06:17
Originally posted by zappaholic zappaholic wrote:

Any construction involving the word fragment "bro".  "Bro" by itself I can deal with, but whoever invented the word "bromance" needs to be pummelled in the nards.  "Brohan"?  What the hell does that even mean?

Actually, most portmanteau words that have been invented in the last few years are annoying.  Manscaping.  Staycation.  Refudiate.





Dude, chill.

Brofist.


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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 06:22
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Originally posted by clarke2001 clarke2001 wrote:

My perception might be skewed since I'm not a native English speaker, but I really dislike the term 'human resources'. It's a position for managing worker's strategies -- and it sounds like a penal labour in a camp.


I think that term was invented because people confused Personnel with Personal. It does now mean they need a seperated department for managing the monkeys.


Speaking of which (oof), when I was doing some voluntary work earlier this year, I was in the Business Transformation department. Confused

I have no idea what that means. LOL


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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 06:27
Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

the word 'closure' is really getting intolerable, and when someone says "that's waaay more than I needed to know!" I get a little sick




Or TMI. Wink


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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 06:38
Originally posted by Paravion Paravion wrote:

Originally posted by James James wrote:

OK (I hate the word OK, it's not even a word!  Plus it is also the most said word in the world.  It doesn't really mean anything!  Grrr!
I fail to understand how you've come to the conclusion that okay or OK doesn't mean anything..(?). It has a lot of semantic content if you ask me. And surely it is a word.

I'm normally don't get 'annoyed' by any string of phonemes. Language is intriguing and interesting in all it's occurrences. 

Although I do understand the irritation here


It's an American term originally.  It's from Oll Korrect (although there are other derivations).

I'm sorry but it's complete codswallop.  Why can you not just say "all right"?  That's why I always try to do.


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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 06:52
Anything that is Uber or Tres

Awesome!
Rad
Crapola
Douche (although it amuses me, more than annoys me)
"On that note..." (even though I use it myself)
Laters (or laterz)
Christ Almighty
Jesus H. Christ
Nom nom nom
Zots (I've seen this used on another forum in relation to money)
k (yes, Vomps, I'm referring to you)
"I'm fine"
Jeez
Jeebus
Loo (yes, I hate the word)
Mate (when people refer to you as their mate and you don't know them)
Blood (when people come up to you and call you their "blood")


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Posted By: Equality 7-2521
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 07:27
Two I can't stand.

He's good people.
Guestimation


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Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 07:31
BTW James, I hate it when you make "mmm" LOL


Posted By: Billy Pilgrim
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 07:32
^^ Good ones. Guestimates pretty bad.

I got one, Bieber Fever.


Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 10:40
I may start to hate "So it goes" if it becomes popular but as it does not, then I have nothing to worry about.

I have seen "So it goes" t-shirts advertised though.  Hmm.

Alex, I like say mmm, leave me alone. Wink


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Posted By: Equality 7-2521
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 11:00
Originally posted by James James wrote:

I may start to hate "So it goes" if it becomes popular but as it does not, then I have nothing to worry about.

I have seen "So it goes" t-shirts advertised though.  Hmm.

Alex, I like say mmm, leave me alone. Wink


The book came out half a century ago, why would it get popular now?


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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 11:03
"Time gentlemen, please!"

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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 11:57
Originally posted by Equality 7-2521 Equality 7-2521 wrote:

Originally posted by James James wrote:

I may start to hate "So it goes" if it becomes popular but as it does not, then I have nothing to worry about.

I have seen "So it goes" t-shirts advertised though.  Hmm.

Alex, I like say mmm, leave me alone. Wink


The book came out half a century ago, why would it get popular now?


Because authors tend to become more popular posthumously.


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Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: November 18 2010 at 12:09
a can be aonyed while watching ski-jumping and the comentator/speaker is say Vis-à-vis all the time while comparin jumpers and episodes
 
"and Simon Amman will jump Vis-à-vis, he's fellow swiss jumper mate Andreas Kuttle"
 
"and the length and final points will come Vis-à-vis the score of the jumper at the 6th posittion"
 
" i sitt Vis-à-vis the legend whom jumped Vis-à-vis the world record which was made Vis-à-vis  the same month"


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