Luke, I am your...
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Topic: Luke, I am your...
Posted By: RoeDent
Subject: Luke, I am your...
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 09:45
| Finish it. |
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Posted By: Zebedee
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 09:48
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schizophrenic desire
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Friendship is like wetting your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 09:49
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Gospel, which you wrote.
------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 09:52
| potato salad. |
Posted By: Zebedee
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 09:56
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toothbrush.
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Friendship is like wetting your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. |
Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 09:59
| dishwasher. |
Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 10:27
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father's mother's sister's cousin's former roommate. -------------  
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 10:29
| great-great-great-great-grandfather's left shoe. |
Posted By: Zebedee
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 10:38
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garden gnome.
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Friendship is like wetting your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. |
Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 10:40
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left nostril. -------------
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 10:52
Luke, this is CNN. 
------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 11:02
Be original now.  |
NecronCommander wrote:Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 11:47
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genetically engineered twin, born of another mother seven years later than you. I was designed to age slightly faster, thus we're now the same age, and I was designed to be your nemesis!
------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Ronnie Pilgrim
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 12:44
| scuba instructor |
Posted By: Mr. Maestro
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 12:52
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Vader: ...Torso!
Luke: NOOOO!!!! (Cuts self in half)
Yoda: Now the Force is only half as strong in him. ------------- "I am the one who crossed through space...or stayed where I was...or didn't exist in the first place...." |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 12:56
I don't appreciate it when someone shamelessly copies my famous words, understood, oh giant snail?  ------------- 
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Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 14:05
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external conscience if I have the guts to open my mouth. ------------- 
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Posted By: Alitare
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 23:10
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You know, he never says "Luke, I am your father", he says "No, I am your father." That being said.. Luke, I am your...famous misquote! |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 23:18
| cousin twice removed |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 23:19
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pants.
------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 23:22
| Marimba that you dropped in a vat of tapioca. |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 23:28
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session bassist.
------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 23:48
| ...doctor, you have a fatal heart disease. |
Posted By: Chris S
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 23:50
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biggest fan ------------- ...As I venture through the slipstream, between the viaducts in your dreams...[/COLOR] |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 23:51
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...new neighbor. Me and the family just moved in from out in the middle of North Daktoa, a little town called Gainesville. It was a nice quiet place, I had a steady job, and the kids were growing up in a safe environment, but then the entire town was basically taken over by a mining company. Things got more and more rough, and after a year we decided to take the company up on that offer for our house and start fresh somewhere else. It just happened to be here. Nice to meet ya!
------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 23:51
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new lead singer. My names Phil. Phil Collins. Luke: NOOOOO!!!!
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 23:51
| father, stop kissing you sister like that. :( |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 23:53
| neglected weasel |
Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 00:01
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Jewish counterpart.
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 00:03
| local avon lady. |
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 00:06
| minty fresh breath |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 00:11
| flying frog brigade |
Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 04:43
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Financial adviser..................................peace out homes. |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 04:45
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birthday cake.
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 05:04
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watermelon man. -------------
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 05:08
^ probation officer. -------------
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Posted By: Zebedee
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 05:47
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coffee mug holder
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Friendship is like wetting your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 05:59
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waiter for this evening. May I bring you a drink to start off?
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 06:09
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wombat. -------------
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Posted By: Zebedee
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 06:18
I thought you were the one complaining about stealing lines. -------------
Friendship is like wetting your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 06:22
Everybody in the JFF section uses wombats to describe extreme failures or fools. It belongs to no-one. Garden gnome however, is a line that very few have used apart from me, and those who have have often used it in very small amounts. -------------
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Posted By: Zebedee
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 06:23
But I love garden gnomes.  -------------
Friendship is like wetting your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 06:29
Do you?  -------------
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Posted By: Zebedee
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 06:30
Yes. One day they shall rule the world. -------------
Friendship is like wetting your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 06:32
Well, lord of the woods, then join the brotherhood of us garden gnome worshippers! -------------
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Posted By: Zebedee
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 06:37
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Yes! The garden gnomes and snails will band together and a new world order shall arise!
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Friendship is like wetting your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 06:38
But I fear snails.  -------------
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Posted By: Zebedee
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 06:42
They're crawling all over your garden gnomes. Get used to it. -------------
Friendship is like wetting your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. |
Posted By: Alitare
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 09:29
| ...Garden gnome raping wombat snail. |
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: August 24 2010 at 08:42
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worst nightmare ------------- 
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 24 2010 at 11:28
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jelly doughnut.
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: August 24 2010 at 12:24
stomach. Eat something, now!  -------------
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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: August 25 2010 at 02:50
| Disappointment |
Posted By: Rabid
Date Posted: August 25 2010 at 06:50
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animal.
(one for the Gong freaks).
 ------------- "...the thing IS, to put a motor in yourself..." |
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: August 25 2010 at 07:43
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Moonchild -------------
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Posted By: Evolutionary Sleeper
Date Posted: August 25 2010 at 11:48
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The voices....so many voices....GET OUT OF MY HEAD! ::powerdrill::
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Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: August 25 2010 at 12:02
| evil Leprechaun with big smelly toes |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 25 2010 at 13:59
| landlord. |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 26 2010 at 10:51
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fantasy about toad orgies.
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Posted By: The Truth
Date Posted: August 26 2010 at 10:53
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Cinderella Man. ------------- http://blindpoetrecords.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow">  
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 26 2010 at 11:02
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mud pie.
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Posted By: Mr. Maestro
Date Posted: August 26 2010 at 13:03
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...psychoanalyst. Tell me about your father. ------------- "I am the one who crossed through space...or stayed where I was...or didn't exist in the first place...." |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: August 26 2010 at 13:08
| ...opean. |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 26 2010 at 17:07
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ticket to Las Vegas.
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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: August 26 2010 at 17:16
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favorite childhood toy. -------------
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 26 2010 at 17:17
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favorite gargoyle statue.
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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: August 26 2010 at 17:19
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baby's daddy. -------------
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: August 26 2010 at 17:25
| ...brother. No, uncle! No, cousin! No... Damn incestuous breedings. |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 26 2010 at 17:28
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bowel movements.
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Posted By: yanch
Date Posted: August 26 2010 at 17:42
| ..........Financial analyst, and we have a problem. |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 26 2010 at 18:19
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inner child.
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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: August 28 2010 at 08:42
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Daddy (I really am, my son's name is Luke) -------------
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: September 14 2010 at 22:42
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sundial.
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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: September 22 2010 at 06:45
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Muppet -------------
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Posted By: Mr. Maestro
Date Posted: September 22 2010 at 13:21
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Total Mass Retain. ------------- "I am the one who crossed through space...or stayed where I was...or didn't exist in the first place...." |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: September 23 2010 at 09:50
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new scientific theory on glue.
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Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: September 23 2010 at 09:52
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sandwich.
------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: September 23 2010 at 10:23
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bucket of wet concrete.
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Posted By: Mr. Maestro
Date Posted: September 23 2010 at 10:48
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"HURRRRR.... Luke, I'm ur HOERS." ------------- "I am the one who crossed through space...or stayed where I was...or didn't exist in the first place...." |
Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: September 23 2010 at 10:49
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ingrowed toenail -------------  
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Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: September 23 2010 at 10:50
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double-decker sandwich
------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Mr. Maestro
Date Posted: September 23 2010 at 10:52
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friendly neighborhood Spider-man. ------------- "I am the one who crossed through space...or stayed where I was...or didn't exist in the first place...." |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: September 23 2010 at 10:53
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triple-decker sandwich!
------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Mr. Maestro
Date Posted: September 23 2010 at 10:55
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quadruple-decker sandwich! ------------- "I am the one who crossed through space...or stayed where I was...or didn't exist in the first place...." |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: September 23 2010 at 14:45
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djent.
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Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: September 23 2010 at 15:03
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second quadruple-decker sandwich!!!
------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: September 23 2010 at 15:14
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2 dozen-decker bacon sandwich.
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 23 2010 at 15:27
| unpaid electric bill. |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: September 23 2010 at 15:32
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great white shark! ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: September 23 2010 at 15:50
| illegitimate son. |
Posted By: Padraic
Date Posted: September 23 2010 at 15:55
| fellow ex-ZAR team member |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: September 23 2010 at 15:56
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^ ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: September 23 2010 at 15:58
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 23 2010 at 16:50
| supposedly funny inside joke. |
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: February 16 2011 at 02:37
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sister's daddy. (true) -------------
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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: February 16 2011 at 02:54
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warm. ------------- https://gabebuller.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - New album! http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385" rel="nofollow - http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385 |
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: February 16 2011 at 03:00
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fluffy duck. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: February 16 2011 at 03:19
| testicular cancer. |
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: February 16 2011 at 03:30
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judgemental opinion -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: February 16 2011 at 03:32
| watery pilsener. |