Silly Story 5: They Were Never Heard From Again
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Topic: Silly Story 5: They Were Never Heard From Again
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Subject: Silly Story 5: They Were Never Heard From Again
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 11:27
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Once upon a
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 11:28
| time nothing happened |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 11:29
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, which surprised Mr.
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 11:29
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Chuck Norris who
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 11:31
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decided to call
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 11:37
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Vin Diesel and
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 11:38
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Steve McQueen to
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 11:42
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corral elephants for
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Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 11:44
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a magical circus at -------------  
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 11:48
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the local park
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 11:49
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in Kenya. Balloons
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 11:50
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and dead bodies
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Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 11:53
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floating in the air while -------------
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 11:54
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Santa Claus rapes
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Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 11:57
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elves and goblins inside -------------
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 11:59
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his stomach. Pregnant
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Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 12:01
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and upset the elves killed -------------
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 12:02
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Santa Claus' family
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Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 12:05
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while they were
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 12:06
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THREE WORD LIMIT.
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 12:45
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on vacation. That
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Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 12:49
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c**t Santa took -------------
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 13:43
| from me on |
Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 14:01
| a serene perch |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 14:01
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a certain boot
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Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 14:02
| in my bum |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 14:10
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which I loved.
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Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 14:30
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Then CinemaZebra ate
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 14:31
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an entire pizza
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 01:03
| made of weed |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 01:13
| dude, weed-- and |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 01:21
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some small frizzle
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Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 02:34
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while staring at
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 02:38
| Les Claypool's giant |
Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 02:43
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cockroach that sat
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 02:59
| gingerly upon the |
Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 03:03
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pinnacle of perspicacity. ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 03:04
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Steven Wilson heard
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Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 03:07
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his sister Nancy ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 03:50
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singing in the ------------- 
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Posted By: Mr. Maestro
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 08:35
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Shower while balancing ------------- "I am the one who crossed through space...or stayed where I was...or didn't exist in the first place...." |
Posted By: Chicapah
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 08:56
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one's balls on ------------- "Literature is well enough, as a time-passer, and for the improvement and general elevation and purification of mankind, but it has no practical value" - Mark Twain |
Posted By: RoeDent
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 10:36
| the plastic porcupine |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 11:51
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which caused him
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Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 12:15
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to laugh hysterically
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Posted By: jampa17
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 12:18
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until it sleeps, ------------- |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 12:21
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allowing a certain
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Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 12:30
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shady female's fingers
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 12:31
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to slip through
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Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 12:54
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fabrics of time
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 12:55
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which gave her
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Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 13:20
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a lot of
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 13:27
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sensational experiences with
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Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 13:37
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her several species
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 13:47
| of animals in |
Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 14:17
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a cage. Then
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 14:21
| Art Garfunkel came |
Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 14:23
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with Jemaine Clement
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Posted By: RoeDent
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 14:23
| and did the |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 14:27
| Macarena to the |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 16:51
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President's Theme Song.
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 20:08
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Juggling large, flaming
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 20:13
| biscuits of fire |
Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 20:16
| and razor sharp |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 20:17
| jack-o-lanterns that vomit |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 20:17
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muffins is sexy Edit: Wow. It actually still makes sense.  -------------
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 20:26
| and so seductive |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 20:48
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that JJ becomes
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 20:48
| hoarse with rage |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 20:51
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and masturbates with
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 20:57
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a gigantic telescope.
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Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:01
| His fetishes include |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:02
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grilled onions, miniscule
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:03
| tomatoes, and mutilating |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:12
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frogs with trombones for ears and dandelions dipped in mud and marshmallows that were licked by Texans and
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:14
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too many words
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:14
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and all that jazz.
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:16
| Too many penises |
Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:17
| and all that jizz. |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:18
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Don't try to finish the sentence prematurely you little piece of
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:19
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. Oh hail the |
Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:20
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flying spaghetti monster |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:21
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and his noodly
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:22
| incisors. Haha I ruined it. |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:23
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You think you're so damn cool, don't you? Why I oughta
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:26
| My name is mud. |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:28
 I DECLARE THIS THREAD WILL FALL INTO ANARCHY!!! -------------
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:29
| Nah, man. No. |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:29
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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
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Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:30
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The story continued
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:31
| , written on papyrus |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:33
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. ANARCHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY is good.
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:43
| Is it luck? |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:44
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WELL is it?
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:45
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Meanwhile, Mrs. Doubtfire
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:49
| sucked Les Claypool's |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:51
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medium-sized elbow
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:53
| , while exotic Korean |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 21:55
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waitress animated poorly
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 22:26
| explodes into millions |