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Topic: Bad Taste Humour
Posted By: Textbook
Subject: Bad Taste Humour
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 04:15
I was told this "joke" the other day.
 
 
Q: What did the deaf, blind boy with leukemia get on his birthday?
 
 
A: Raped
 
 
What's going on here?
The thing is, I laughed. Did you?
Do you think the advent of "anti-humour" like this- increasingly mainstream since the dawn of the internet and attendant memes, many of which are based on things which are not traditionally considered funny- is significant in any way? Does it say something about a person if they laugh about it? Is it a healthy thing with a wholly imaginary situation where there is no boy and there is no rape and there is no leukemia and we simply laugh at the defeat of our expectations that something witty will come and instead we get something bleak and horrible? Or is it somehow sinister that we be amused by a situation involving words like rape?
Discussing humour in the past, I've noticed a very sharp division on the issue based on age. Of course there are exceptions but it does seem to be something that younger people have a much easier time accepting than older people who are often uncomfortable with or even genuinely baffled by such forms of humour.
Also feel free to turn this into a general "theory of humour" thread. Can't be bothered typing it up in full right now, but I'm increasingly drawn to the theory that it's a coping mechanism that kicks in to help you deal with certain cynical or nonsensical events in the world- more detail on that later, perhaps.



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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 04:19
You can make a joke out of anything, it just depends on the audience and the punchline.


Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 04:57
Very interesting beginning to a thread, nice one

I was concerned it was to be a magnet for offensive 'jokes' which would get the thread closed within its first page, but I like the idea & really hope it does not derail.

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Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 05:51
their are different categories of these tasteless jokes or harsh jokes (call it what you like),
 
like jokes wich more then boderline raceist, jew-jokes, N-jokes, gypsey-jokes,
 
thier are blonde jokes
 
sex jokes, rapist jokes etc
 
jokes about infants
 
and some other sickening / dark / provocative yet humourous if told right.


Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 06:04
Even though some of the old guard want to say otherwise, I think it's already been pretty much inarguably proven that there is nothing impersonal- that is to say, it did not directly affect you- which cannot be made funny. The Holocaust, child abuse, 9/11, whatever, there exist successful and acclaimed comedians and shows who make light of that all the time.
The question is not whether it can be made funny, but whether they are doing something ghoulish by laughing at suffering or something positive by turning horror into pleasure.
 
You'll note I said "impersonal"- whether anything personal can be made funny is a different area. Is there perhaps an iron wall around personal issues that makes them sacred? Not much work has been done in the area as you'd have to try doing things like making jokes at funerals though Graham Chapman's funeral suggests that perhaps even personal tragedy can become a source of amusement if you have the balls to attempt it.
 
Interesting movie about this subject by the way called The Aristocrats, anyone seen it?


Posted By: Mr ProgFreak
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 06:36
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 06:53
Joke I heard at the shops yesterday.



Bad news about Pakistan.


It stopped raining!


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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 07:17
Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Joke I heard at the shops yesterday.



Bad new about Pakistan.


It stopped raining!


I have a dark sense of humour, but that didn't make me laugh. I suppose you would have to be British/Welsh to feel that one.


Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 12:10
The maxim is "tragedy + time = humor."

That's why it's (generally) socially acceptable to make jokes about the Titanic but not the WTC terrorist attacks.  But give it 100 years...once people are far enough removed from the event, the freer they will feel to laugh at it.  That chronological distancing builds an emotional buffer.

On another note, dead baby jokes.  I don't think they're funny and I don't even pretend to laugh when someone tells me one.  But the thing is, it's not even that the subject is a dead baby so much as they lack any humorous quality.




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Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 12:18

I laughed. LOL

I don't like people who are oversensitive about jokes.


Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 12:26
It's the thrill of making the most evil joke, something so perverse that you laugh at it's absurdity and you laugh at how wrong you think it is to laugh at. Society and media censorship try to create a bubble of appropriate humor so stepping out of it (by miles) can get you laughs.

Who can think of the best raping aborted fetuses joke?


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Posted By: The Truth
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 12:34
I don't like ones about Jesus being crucified because they're just senseless such as Jesus walking up to a hotel clerk putting three nails on the desk asking if he can "be put in for the night".

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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 12:40



Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:



I was concerned it was to be a magnet for offensive 'jokes' which would get the thread closed within its first page, but I like the idea & really hope it does not derail.


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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 12:42
Originally posted by The Truth The Truth wrote:

I don't like ones about Jesus being crucified because they're just senseless such as Jesus walking up to a hotel clerk putting three nails on the desk asking if he can "be put in for the night".

LOL


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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 12:44
Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Joke I heard at the shops yesterday.



Bad news about Pakistan.


It stopped raining!

Anyway I was going to make a point.

When someone tells you a joke they kind of bring you into their confidence.......and sometimes you feel forced to at least smile.
It can be awkward.


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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 12:45
Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Joke I heard at the shops yesterday.



Bad news about Pakistan.


It stopped raining!

Anyway I was going to make a point.

When someone tells you a joke they kind of bring you into their confidence.......and sometimes you feel forced to at least smile.
It can be awkward.


Oh...so you weren't supposed to laugh at that?


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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 12:47
Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Joke I heard at the shops yesterday.



Bad news about Pakistan.


It stopped raining!

Anyway I was going to make a point.

When someone tells you a joke they kind of bring you into their confidence.......and sometimes you feel forced to at least smile.
It can be awkward.


Oh...so you weren't supposed to laugh at that?

Not sure if you are being sarcastic.



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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 12:53
Not sarcastic; I admit I chuckled a bit, then felt bad.

That's how it works. No one reads a joke and thinks to themselves, "Oh here's the part where I laugh, 'Ha Ha Ha.'" You read or hear it, laugh if it, for whatever reason, is funny. And then, when the joke starts to collide with the social norms ingrained in your brain, you may have a reaction that tells you you shouldn't find it funny and cut it out. Then you feel bad...maybe.

Like I said, there are reasons for laughing at what would otherwise be really terrible things outside the context of a joke.


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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 12:54
Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

The maxim is "tragedy + time = humor."

That's why it's (generally) socially acceptable to make jokes about the Titanic but not the WTC terrorist attacks.  But give it 100 years...once people are far enough removed from the event, the freer they will feel to laugh at it.  That chronological distancing builds an emotional buffer.

On another note, dead baby jokes.  I don't think they're funny and I don't even pretend to laugh when someone tells me one.  But the thing is, it's not even that the subject is a dead baby so much as they lack any humorous quality.

Out of curiosity, I googled "9/11 jokes". Stern Smile


Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 12:58
Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

The maxim is "tragedy + time = humor."

That's why it's (generally) socially acceptable to make jokes about the Titanic but not the WTC terrorist attacks.  But give it 100 years...once people are far enough removed from the event, the freer they will feel to laugh at it.  That chronological distancing builds an emotional buffer.

On another note, dead baby jokes.  I don't think they're funny and I don't even pretend to laugh when someone tells me one.  But the thing is, it's not even that the subject is a dead baby so much as they lack any humorous quality.

Out of curiosity, I googled "9/11 jokes". Stern Smile

Holy crap some of those are baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.


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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 12:58
Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

Not sarcastic; I admit I chuckled a bit, then felt bad.

That's how it works. No one reads a joke and thinks to themselves, "Oh here's the part where I laugh, 'Ha Ha Ha.'" You read or hear it, laugh if it, for whatever reason, is funny. And then, when the joke starts to collide with the social norms ingrained in your brain, you may have a reaction that tells you you shouldn't find it funny and cut it out. Then you feel bad...maybe.

Like I said, there are reasons for laughing at what would otherwise be really terrible things outside the context of a joke.

Well I din't laugh at that joke but I'm not saying I don't laugh at sick jokes. I think I was a bit surprised to hear it in public thats all. It is the sort of joke I would make up though.Ermm


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Posted By: thellama73
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 13:27
In my opinion, almost all good jokes have some element of offensiveness or taboo to them. Jokes that try to be squeaky clean are almost never funny, witness popsicle stick humor. However, a joke is not funny SOLELY because it is offensive.  The dead baby jokes etc. for the most part don't even try to be clever, but merely rely on shock value, which in my opinion is lazy and tasteless.

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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 13:29
Joke is a joke.
Some are horrible but eh, human nature, all that stuff.




Posted By: akamaisondufromage
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 13:53
Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Originally posted by The Truth The Truth wrote:

I don't like ones about Jesus being crucified because they're just senseless such as Jesus walking up to a hotel clerk putting three nails on the desk asking if he can "be put in for the night".

LOL
 
LOL
 
'Senseless'?  seems pretty funny to me.  Which is what is important about a joke.  Unlike the Pakistan flooding 'joke' which is just nasty and not a joke because a joke has to be funny on some level or other. 
 
Nearly all jokes can be offensive to someone as they nearlly all have a 'victim'.  What is important to me is what lies behind the joke what is the intention of the joke teller -  I would give an example but i can never remember jokes.
 
Now I'm angry cos I can't think of a single joke of any variety Confused
 


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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 13:55
Originally posted by The Truth The Truth wrote:

I don't like ones about Jesus being crucified because they're just senseless such as Jesus walking up to a hotel clerk putting three nails on the desk asking if he can "be put in for the night".


Those make me LOL
And they make sense to me?


Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 15:10
I remember that great scene in The Office when he's in the middle of telling the "black man's penis" joke and a black colleague wanders in unawares and asks to be filled in on the gag and David has no idea what to do.


Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 15:13
Racist jokes, but those are mild...

If you really want bad taste humor can always go with holocaust/oven jokes


Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 15:17
I remember the popular causal game Diner Dash where you had to quickly suit and serve patrons in a little cafe. Different customer types had to be seated in different places and so on. The challenge was in dividing your time between all the different areas of the cafe to serve everybody before they got angry.
 
We came up with Deathcamp Dash where you were an officer in Auschwitz and you had to quickly consign all the inmates to their fates, some in the showers, some in the oven and so on while also finding time to sort through the corpses for gold teeth and beat people so they continued digging their own graves and so on.
 
We're terrible people.


Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 15:41
Originally posted by Mr ProgFreak Mr ProgFreak wrote:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092610/ - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092610/



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When I saw this thread title I knew I had to post this.
Curse you for beating me to it AngryLOL
 
Still the best Peter Jackson film, by the way


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Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 16:22
The worst thing I've ever done personally was when I was on a student magazine- they generally are very edgy and provocative anyway. It was in the aftermath of 9/11 and several of us bridled at how the disaster's victims were being labeled "heroes" by the press. How were you a hero if you happened to be killed during a terrorist strike? You were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time and it cheapened the term.
We wrote a piece that was beyond offensive from the perspective of an office worker's final thoughts as the plane struck the building and he eventually jumped to his death, sh*tting his pants on the way down. The tone couldn't have been more vicious and unflattering and disrespectful. I don't think it had anything to do with 9/11 at all, I think we were just using that as a platform to show how badass we were. People were roaring with laughter when it was read out at an editorial meeting but nevertheless they declined to print, probably wisely. And this is the same magazine that caused a national stir by printing a guide on how to rob banks using the campus bank as a case study.


Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 17:06
Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:

The worst thing I've ever done personally was when I was on a student magazine- they generally are very edgy and provocative anyway. It was in the aftermath of 9/11 and several of us bridled at how the disaster's victims were being labeled "heroes" by the press. How were you a hero if you happened to be killed during a terrorist strike? You were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time and it cheapened the term.
We wrote a piece that was beyond offensive from the perspective of an office worker's final thoughts as the plane struck the building and he eventually jumped to his death, sh*tting his pants on the way down. The tone couldn't have been more vicious and unflattering and disrespectful. I don't think it had anything to do with 9/11 at all, I think we were just using that as a platform to show how badass we were. People were roaring with laughter when it was read out at an editorial meeting but nevertheless they declined to print, probably wisely. And this is the same magazine that caused a national stir by printing a guide on how to rob banks using the campus bank as a case study.


Salient.

lulz.


Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 17:07
Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:

The worst thing I've ever done personally was when I was on a student magazine- they generally are very edgy and provocative anyway. It was in the aftermath of 9/11 and several of us bridled at how the disaster's victims were being labeled "heroes" by the press. How were you a hero if you happened to be killed during a terrorist strike? You were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time and it cheapened the term.
We wrote a piece that was beyond offensive from the perspective of an office worker's final thoughts as the plane struck the building and he eventually jumped to his death, sh*tting his pants on the way down. The tone couldn't have been more vicious and unflattering and disrespectful. I don't think it had anything to do with 9/11 at all, I think we were just using that as a platform to show how badass we were. People were roaring with laughter when it was read out at an editorial meeting but nevertheless they declined to print, probably wisely. And this is the same magazine that caused a national stir by printing a guide on how to rob banks using the campus bank as a case study.

I share your thoughts.

I feel bad about it sometimes, but I definitely don't have very nice thoughts on 9/11.


Posted By: JLocke
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 17:50
Originally posted by The Truth The Truth wrote:

I don't like ones about Jesus being crucified because they're just senseless such as Jesus walking up to a hotel clerk putting three nails on the desk asking if he can "be put in for the night".

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Posted By: JLocke
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 17:52
Originally posted by manofmystery manofmystery wrote:

Originally posted by Mr ProgFreak Mr ProgFreak wrote:

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When I saw this thread title I knew I had to post this.
Curse you for beating me to it AngryLOL
 
Still the best Peter Jackson film, by the way

I suspected it was Jackson mainly because of the hard close-ups on the eyes. Just like the killer character in The Lovely Bones. 


Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 18:36
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger.  Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."  --  Mel Brooks




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Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: August 10 2010 at 21:33
There's also the type of humour where no joke is made, but a real life performance by somebody is proliferated by media because people find it amusing. This is also a source of many memes, good examples being Star Wars Kid, Boom Goes The Dynamite, The Battle For Amber Lamps, Miss South Carolina Teen etc etc
 
Some people find something more sinister going on here because they find this cruel. This is not a case of some jokester choosing to say something offensive, this is a case of taking something which another person did in earnest and then holding it up and going "This is stupid and deserves derision." This is nothing new but it seems to have become a lot more common since the internets. Also, it seems to have lost its satirical edge where now it is simply "for the lols" rather than making any sort of point like the founding father's of satire would have done. And the problem with this is that the laughter becomes an attack. To laugh at the people involved is to say "You suck". "Homo Kid" had no point at all but went some way towards wrecking a young man's life.
 
The whole "so bad it's good" ethos, perhaps most popularly expressed in the evergreen "Worst Album Artwork Ever" craze, also comes under this umbrella. (Laughter at physical accidents such as Afro Ninja and America's Funniest Home Videos doesn't really count because they are accidents- you're not attacking the character of the person involved by laughing because accidents can happen to anyone.)
 
You might also like to read up about the infamous "An Hero" meme where a young man's suicide became a big joke on the internet.
 
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/an-hero - http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/an-hero
 
Unlike our non-existent boy with leukemia in the OP, we now have an actual seventh grader with a name who shot himself in the head. And people still laughed.


Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 11 2010 at 02:38
I am a book of racist/offensive jokes.

Courtesy of a very long bus ride and this....colorful kid that passed them all onto me.

Anyway, the classic bad taste jokes..racist, dead baby, cancer, religious, 9/11 Id imagine is the most shock currently, at least in the US. Though tis pretty evident even that is becoming more acceptable.

Oh, randomly thought of those NASA jokes
Such as the classic: What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.



Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 11 2010 at 02:39
Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:

There's also the type of humour where no joke is made, but a real life performance by somebody is proliferated by media because people find it amusing. This is also a source of many memes, good examples being Star Wars Kid, Boom Goes The Dynamite, The Battle For Amber Lamps, Miss South Carolina Teen etc etc
 
Some people find something more sinister going on here because they find this cruel. This is not a case of some jokester choosing to say something offensive, this is a case of taking something which another person did in earnest and then holding it up and going "This is stupid and deserves derision." This is nothing new but it seems to have become a lot more common since the internets. Also, it seems to have lost its satirical edge where now it is simply "for the lols" rather than making any sort of point like the founding father's of satire would have done. And the problem with this is that the laughter becomes an attack. To laugh at the people involved is to say "You suck". "Homo Kid" had no point at all but went some way towards wrecking a young man's life.
 
The whole "so bad it's good" ethos, perhaps most popularly expressed in the evergreen "Worst Album Artwork Ever" craze, also comes under this umbrella. (Laughter at physical accidents such as Afro Ninja and America's Funniest Home Videos doesn't really count because they are accidents- you're not attacking the character of the person involved by laughing because accidents can happen to anyone.)
 
You might also like to read up about the infamous "An Hero" meme where a young man's suicide became a big joke on the internet.
 
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/an-hero - http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/an-hero
 
Unlike our non-existent boy with leukemia in the OP, we now have an actual seventh grader with a name who shot himself in the head. And people still laughed.


Yup, much as I partake in the 4chan world...that one really is sick when you think about it.
An Hero, a lulzy term now thrown around all the time, based off an actual suicide...


Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: August 11 2010 at 03:18

Analysts of the "An Hero" joke could argue that's what going on initially was not all that sick. Originally the derision was not aimed at the suicide but at his friend's dumb response to his suicide which claimed he was a hero for having the courage to kill himself. However, as is usually the case, people who joined in on the joke later lost sight of this and started making the suicide himself the target.



Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 11 2010 at 03:21
Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:

Analysts of the "An Hero" joke could argue that's what going on initially was not all that sick. Originally the derision was not aimed at the suicide but at his friend's dumb response to his suicide which claimed he was a hero for having the courage to kill himself. However, as is usually the case, people who joined in on the joke later lost sight of this and started making the suicide himself the target.



No for sure, after all like 80% of the stuff on 4chan (which tends to be the source of all internet memes) just makes fun of mistakes/corrupts words. But yeah, more than the grammatical error, "an hero" is now indeed about the suicide.
We all know the joke about committing suicide to become "an hero" its certainly not making fun of the grammar anymore.

It is a lil sick, but then again....I suppose it is a joke.
Eh, who knows?


Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: August 11 2010 at 03:31

I think in the past there were certain things which were funny only in the imagination and not if they occurred in real life, what was referred to as "black humour". However this line seems to have eroded over time and now people don't have a problem laughing at horrific non-fiction situations.



Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 11 2010 at 03:36
Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:

I think in the past there were certain things which were funny only in the imagination and not if they occurred in real life, what was referred to as "black humour". However this line seems to have eroded over time and now people don't have a problem laughing at horrific non-fiction situations.



I suppose. And being the optimist SmileDead I do like to hope, at least sometimes, it can be the healing process/coping mechanism type thing. I mean I was 13 when 9/11 happened and lived very close to NYC. Was touched pretty personally by it.

Now I laugh at some 9/11 jokes. Feel kinda bad but I wonder if its part of the whole "moving on" thing.
Though there were kids that started like...the next day which I think is a bit sick.
I'm tired and rambling. LOL But yeah, intriguing stuff to think about


Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 02:40
I'll never forget the first time I heard Eminem.
 
"Skippety bee bop, Christopher Reeve
And Sonny Bono, look out for the trees
And how many retards will listen to me
When I say go to school and take a shot at the teach"
 
I was like wow. This guy just. Doesn't. Care.


Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 03:10
Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:

I'll never forget the first time I heard Eminem.
 
"Skippety bee bop, Christopher Reeve
And Sonny Bono, look out for the trees
And how many retards will listen to me
When I say go to school and take a shot at the teach"
 
I was like wow. This guy just. Doesn't. Care.

Hmmm, I'm almost starting to like
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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 04:38
Great idea for a thread, Textbook. One of the best measures of how acceptable 'edgy' humour has become, is stand up comedy.

Humour evolves and changes to reflect the world we love in. If some of the observational stand up comics of today, had presented the kind of material they do, forty years ago, people would have run screaming from the theatres, into the nearest church! Often I think it works when humour steps over an unspoken mark. The classic example was the satirical news program 'Brass Eye' When I first saw this, I was almost too stunned to laugh. When I saw the Peadophilia special in 2001, I knew that times had changed, and I knew Chris Morris was going to get a severe dressing down for the show.

I think this was an important milestone in comedy, and while 'offensive' comedy was once the domain of only right wing, witless biggots, like Jim Davidson or Bernhard Manning, it's become the trademark of the intellectual left, and its audience comprised of 'clever' people who understand the 'point' and irony behind the jokes. Here may be crux of the matter in most cases; irony..

This is why it may be offensive when Mike Reid says 'I took my car into a Jewish garage and asked them to 'Simonize' it, and the b*****ds cut two inches off the exhaust pipe' but it is considered clever and racey when Jimmy Carr says 'you know your dates too young, when she's about to give you a BJ, and you say, open up here comes the choo choo'



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Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 05:39
That here comes the choo choo bit is shocking.
 
Bob Saget's version of The Aristocrats joke, which he will generally do if you shout out for it, is quite an experience in this category.


Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 20:04
I'm surprised we got this far without Two Girls One Cup coming up. Though originally intended as pornography the internet recast it as a source of comedy. See also things like Tubgirl and Goatse.
 
Also, you may wish to investigate a website called Rotten. Actually you may not, but it's illustrative of what this thread is about.


Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 20:11
I accidentally posted in here just a few minutes ago, honestly thinking this was the "what are you eating / drinking" thread.

Imagine my reaction to see the post above me was about 2 girls 1 cup.   Confused  Dead


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Posted By: TODDLER
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 00:39
Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:

I was told this "joke" the other day.
 
 
Q: What did the deaf, blind boy with leukemia get on his birthday?
 
 
A: Raped
 
 
What's going on here?
The thing is, I laughed. Did you?
Do you think the advent of "anti-humour" like this- increasingly mainstream since the dawn of the internet and attendant memes, many of which are based on things which are not traditionally considered funny- is significant in any way? Does it say something about a person if they laugh about it? Is it a healthy thing with a wholly imaginary situation where there is no boy and there is no rape and there is no leukemia and we simply laugh at the defeat of our expectations that something witty will come and instead we get something bleak and horrible? Or is it somehow sinister that we be amused by a situation involving words like rape?
Discussing humour in the past, I've noticed a very sharp division on the issue based on age. Of course there are exceptions but it does seem to be something that younger people have a much easier time accepting than older people who are often uncomfortable with or even genuinely baffled by such forms of humour.
Also feel free to turn this into a general "theory of humour" thread. Can't be bothered typing it up in full right now, but I'm increasingly drawn to the theory that it's a coping mechanism that kicks in to help you deal with certain cynical or nonsensical events in the world- more detail on that later, perhaps.
                                                                              
When I was a teenager older people were offended by National Lampoon, Monty Python etc. Many years after the sarcastic humour of the Saturday Night Live shows, we had Howard Stern on the radio. People were tuned in to his morning shows everyday. People on subways with headphones, office workers, people driving to work etc,   Stern developed a mentality in a young generation of people and attracted perverts of all ages with his style of humour. He was taking the sarcastic style of the comics from the 70's and adding a much more foul, sensless and cruel type of humour. Laughing at death. He seemed to have an influence over comics regarding their practices. Don Rickles in the early 60's would perhaps point out a lady in the audience stating she looked like an old beaver in heat. Or as being Jewish himself and picking on Jewish men in the audience telling  that they had a hook nose sucking up their lip.

He was shocking and daring and most people would make a point of getting loaded just to see this guy put people on the spot. Stern adapted this routine in some ways....however, he was more childlike and foul. Stern had this attitude like......Who cares what we laugh at....rape, death, etc. He influenced a huge percentage of the youth and helped people along to feeling gratified by this crap.
With Rickles, all you had to do was look at his face to laugh. But, with Stern there was this air of resentment and anger in the humour. I started noticing comics at the Comedy Club in Atlantic City copping his role. Oh well, sorry to go off thread . 


Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 00:42
Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:

 
Bob Saget's version of The Aristocrats joke, which he will generally do if you shout out for it, is quite an experience in this category.


Posted By: freedom-of-speech
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 18:54
If you can laugh at yourself, then laugh along with people laughing at you, then the world is your oyster for jokes of any kind. All sublect matters can have a savage but humorous edge to it. It is dependant on the individual.
One of the "funny" things i use in a joke, is to say, that i wanted to have my mother and father for xmas dinner.....but the council wouldn't let me dig them up.
Funny....not for some...but i enjoy the darker side of humour...the close to the knuckle type..........but as i said humour is a personal taste.
Humour keeps me alive..i have seen the eyes of death, but managed to avert it through no choosing of my own.......no it wasn't suicide...................................just a bad decision that would've ended my life.........i was in primary school at the time.
So humour is my way of saying i'm alive...regardless how tasteless and upseting it may seem to others......................enjoy.


Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 20:27

Toddler: I think you misunderstand Stern. I recommend you see his biography Private Parts to get a little closer to him.



Posted By: Ronnie Pilgrim
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 21:35
Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:

 
Bob Saget's version of The Aristocrats joke, which he will generally do if you shout out for it, is quite an experience in this category.

I was pleasantly shocked to see Saget do some material on cable that was so dark, after knowing him only from that dumbed-down sitcom I don't remember the name of. I really liked him, but I've never seen The Aristocrats joke. 


Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 21:44
Originally posted by Ronnie Pilgrim Ronnie Pilgrim wrote:

Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:

 
Bob Saget's version of The Aristocrats joke, which he will generally do if you shout out for it, is quite an experience in this category.

I was pleasantly shocked to see Saget do some material on cable that was so dark, after knowing him only from that dumbed-down sitcom I don't remember the name of. I really liked him, but I've never seen The Aristocrats joke. 

Full House?


Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 21:51
Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Originally posted by Ronnie Pilgrim Ronnie Pilgrim wrote:

Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:

 
Bob Saget's version of The Aristocrats joke, which he will generally do if you shout out for it, is quite an experience in this category.

I was pleasantly shocked to see Saget do some material on cable that was so dark, after knowing him only from that dumbed-down sitcom I don't remember the name of. I really liked him, but I've never seen The Aristocrats joke. 

Full House?


Yes, I don't know if his comedy bit came before Full House or he tried to go total 180 after it.
But his stand up is vile. Bob Saget shocked me too when I first saw his stand up, it is sick LOL


Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 21:52
Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Originally posted by Ronnie Pilgrim Ronnie Pilgrim wrote:

Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:

 
Bob Saget's version of The Aristocrats joke, which he will generally do if you shout out for it, is quite an experience in this category.

I was pleasantly shocked to see Saget do some material on cable that was so dark, after knowing him only from that dumbed-down sitcom I don't remember the name of. I really liked him, but I've never seen The Aristocrats joke. 

Full House?


Yes, I don't know if his comedy bit came before Full House or he tried to go total 180 after it.
But his stand up is vile. Bob Saget shocked me too when I first saw his stand up, it is sick LOL

Must be after, Full House always makes me say vile things too. Tongue


Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 21:55
If I link to the Bob Saget aristocrats joke...will I get in trouble?
Not sure, but it may violate every forum rule in about 1 minute LOL


Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 22:03
I think it's alright, just put a big warning on it that anyone who watches it deserves whatever they get.


Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 22:07
Aiight.


WARNING! THIS IS BOB SAGET'S VERSION OF THE ARISTOCRATS. IT IS VILE AND PROFANE, AND IM SERIOUS, SO IF YOU OPEN THIS DON'T COMPLAIN PLEASE!

Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Wow, that was easily one of it not the most offensive joke I've heard. Congrats Bob.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HW4mPZmKPM - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HW4mPZmKPM


 Also it made me LOL
 


Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 22:16
Arbitrary Filth!

And that's OK


Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 22:19
Wow, that was easily one of it not the most offensive joke I've heard. Congrats Bob.


Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 22:25
I would say the HBO special of his I've seen is at least as offensive as that is. But good job anyway. LOL

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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 22:26
It's what I knew. One of his classics.
I'm sure if I combed through stand up material I could find something worse.


Posted By: Ronnie Pilgrim
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 22:30
I'm getting that the telling of the joke is the joke, and being as arbitrarily debauched as possible while coming of as likable is the art of telling it. Not that I thought it was funny, but I wasn't offended either. What am I missing?


Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 22:32
Nah you got it. It's not a "joke" really, its all about being depraved. Not the punchline but the middle of it.
Likable might actually hurt your telling of it.

Also, its supposed to be made up on the spot and all that jazz. You like it/or you dont. A lot don't

Honestly, its a pretty elitist joke. Like only comedians say it to each other, none dare to use it in a true routine.
Exception being Gilbert Godfried once....


Posted By: Ronnie Pilgrim
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 22:38
I can appreciate that. Kind of like showing off your ad lib skills by taking the tragedy portion of the equation mentioned earlier to a surreal level in hopes of demonstrating your adeptness at creating a laugh when least expected. I thought some of the little sidebar statements were amusing.


Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 22:41
Pretty much. 


Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 22:41
I actually think Bob Saget doesn't go graphic enough in his version of the joke. He didn't even get into fetuses.

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Posted By: jammun
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 22:44
Mommy Mommy, Junior threw up and my brother's eating all the big pieces.  This is where it starts.

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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 22:44
I forget who, but I do remember one having a part of it "sitting in a pool full of aborted fetuses and razor blades" and some thing about "eating pages out of the bible"

I suppose one could work fetuses and religion into it. And race! Someone needs to touch every bad taste molecule into one aristocrats.


Posted By: Ronnie Pilgrim
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 22:47
Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

I forget who, but I do remember one having a part of it "sitting in a pool full of aborted fetuses and razor blades" and some thing about "eating pages out of the bible"

I suppose one could work fetuses and religion into it. And race! Someone needs to touch every bad taste molecule into one aristocrats.

Not to mention The Koran. (er, well, that might be a death wish)


Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 22:51
Originally posted by Ronnie Pilgrim Ronnie Pilgrim wrote:

Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

I forget who, but I do remember one having a part of it "sitting in a pool full of aborted fetuses and razor blades" and some thing about "eating pages out of the bible"

I suppose one could work fetuses and religion into it. And race! Someone needs to touch every bad taste molecule into one aristocrats.

Not to mention The Koran. (er, well, that might be a death wish)


If I ever get off my lazy ass, I'll do it: Make my own aristocrats video. I mean you don't see normal people putting up youtube videos of that. I'll even make it up as a I go and will try to get everything in there.
Then I will be run off the face of Earth!


Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 22:59
My favourite Aristocrats joke is Eddie Izzard's, who tells this unintelligble broken version of it that only works if you're already familiar with it.
Said slowly with no confidence or certainty.
 
"OK so this guy goes into an office, there's a talent agent, f**king a dog, the pope in the corner and the guy says OK you're hired and he says I've got this great idea for a show... no wait... it's not that great really, it's a bit rubbish... in fact I haven't really thought of anything at all and the agent says what is it called and the man says I'm sorry, did I come at a bad time?"


Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 23:02
Eddie Izzard is the man! 


Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 23:20
WOW

Maybe something like that is seen as over the top to make a point and be symbolic and all that, while Cannibal Corpse is just "death metal"
That stuff is weird and unaccepted by mainstream already.

But who knows.


Posted By: Vibrationbaby
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 09:44
Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

Aiight.


WARNING! THIS IS BOB SAGET'S VERSION OF THE ARISTOCRATS. IT IS VILE AND PROFANE, AND IM SERIOUS, SO IF YOU OPEN THIS DON'T COMPLAIN PLEASE!

Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Wow, that was easily one of it not the most offensive joke I've heard. Congrats Bob.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HW4mPZmKPM - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HW4mPZmKPM


 Also it made me LOL
 
I was crying. WHERE can I get this movie. What's it called. I didn't know Bob Saget was so good. Freaking funny.


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Posted By: Vibrationbaby
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 09:46
Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

Eddie Izzard is the man! 

Yeah he da man!


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Posted By: Vibrationbaby
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 09:50
I'm suprised George Carlin hasn't been mentioned. Or Kevin Bloody Wilson. I've got some pretty sick ones from the air force. I remember when the Challenger space shuttle blew up almost immediately jokes began circulating such as what does NASA stand for? Nice airshow a****les.

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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 12:20
The movie is called the Aristocrats. Can be dull, but also hilarious at times.


Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 22:48
HAHA! OH WOW!




Posted By: jammun
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 23:17
The punchline to my favorite tasteless joke:
 
"Ma'am, this just ain't your day."
 
Perhaps a second favorite:
 
"Easy, door off a shrimp boat."
 
(I worked in the construction industry for a few years, back in the late '70s, just to supply some context, at least for the second.)
 
Realistically, you're probably not going to want to tell these when women are present, as it tends to end the evening.  I learned the hard way, being young and stupid.


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Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 01:50
In a place where notorious threads are commonplace, I still remember the one on 4chan (which I'm not linking to) where an individual stole a skull from the catacombs in France, took it back to his hotel room, and had sex with it through an eye socket, providing a photo diary as he did so.
 
However, unlike the other things in this thread so far, I wasn't laughing at this. I even chuckled at An Hero but it was not the suicide I found funny, but the response to the original "An Hero" message. This incident just seemed witless- it was just a depraved thing being done, there was no joke, but others seemed to think it was hysterical.


Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 01:56
Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:

In a place where notorious threads are commonplace, I still remember the one on 4chan (which I'm not linking to) where an individual stole a skull from the catacombs in France, took it back to his hotel room, and had sex with it through an eye socket, providing a photo diary as he did so.
 
However, unlike the other things in this thread so far, I wasn't laughing at this. I even chuckled at An Hero but it was not the suicide I found funny, but the response to the original "An Hero" message. This incident just seemed witless- it was just a depraved thing being done, there was no joke, but others seemed to think it was hysterical.


Sounds like 4chan
No way to know how many were serious or just "LULZ DUDE THATS HOT!" as well do....but yeah

Another thing on 4chan that made me freeze in horror, (while others claimed to have watched and been thrilled with it) was that video of the guy getting murdered in the forest.
In Russia or Ukraine...that kid just started smashing his face in with a hammer. I stopped there, but it continued on.
Dead 
And DeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDead to anyone who thought it awesome. This wasn't fake, a real guy getting murdered.
Worst thing I've seen


Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 02:12
Please don't circumvent the autocensor by posting images which contain words the censor would hit.

Many thanks,

Jim

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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 02:15
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Please don't circumvent the autocensor by posting images which contain words the censor would hit.

Many thanks,

Jim


Thanks.
I was actually thinking "if that pic stays up while mine have gotten taken down THEN I would have been offended!" LOL
And all this talk of bad humor...
If I cared enough, 4chan really would be an interesting thing to think about/figure out our psyche and all that.

Something about the anonymous nature and being free to do whatever, and also the whole trolling/outdoing each other thing. Meh, I'm rambling....and could never write a paper about 4chan, (even with a fake name) because they will find me Stern Smile
But you have any idea what I'm getting at textbook? If not's its coolLOL


Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 05:33
The best way to deal with 4chan is in print. They can't do anything about it.


Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 05:35
This thread doesn't really belong in Just For Fun- it's a discussion of this type of humour, not a collection of examples of it. This forum's not relaxed enough for that to be done anyway. I've just posted a few to see if anyone has anything to say about them.


Posted By: Negoba
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 10:10
To be a complete nerd, humor is about cognitive dissonance, and gross and profane things inherently have their own cognitive dissonance. It's that "Hey wait a second" moment.
 
My favorite:
 
Why do dogs lick themselves?
 
Because they can.


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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 10:23
That's right up there with:

"I wish I could do that"

"Give him a dog biscuit & he may let you"

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Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: August 21 2010 at 03:10
There's also the anti-humour thing that rose to prominence briefly in the 90s where you set people up to expect a joke and the laugh comes from the realisation that there isn't one and the performer's been wasting your time.
 
Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.
 
 
 
Why did the plane crash?

Because it was being piloted by a potato.


Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 21 2010 at 03:56
Why did the blonde girl jump off a bridge?

She was clinically depressed

I won't lie...I like anti humor


Posted By: Ronnie Pilgrim
Date Posted: August 21 2010 at 10:50
Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

Why did the blonde girl jump off a bridge?

She was clinically depressed

I won't lie...I like anti humor

Are blondes smart enough to get depressed?


Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: August 22 2010 at 15:51
What's white, wears chequed trousers & falls out of trees?

Rupert the fridge

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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: August 28 2010 at 07:12
Not so much bad taste as hilarious but here goes
 
 
 

The ManRules 
Atlast a guy has taken the time to write this alldown

  Finally theguys' side of the story. 
must admit, it's pretty good.) 
We always hear 
therules" 
Fromthe female side....

  Nowhere are the rules from the maleside.    


Theseare our rules! 
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " 
ON PURPOSE! 
 

1.  Men are NOT mind readers. 
FIRST& FOREMOST RULE)

1.Learn to work the toilet seat. 
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. 
We need it up, you need it down. 
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 

1. Sunday sports or news, It's like the full moon 
or the changing of the tides. 
Let it be. 

1.. Crying is blackmail. 

1. Ask for what you want. 
Let us be clear on this one: 
Subtle hints do not work! 
Strong hints do not work! 
Obvious hints do not work! 
Just say it! 

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost everyquestion. 

1. Come to us with a problem 
only ifyou want help solving it. That's what we do. 
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in anargument. 
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. 
Don't ask us. 

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of theways makes you sad or angry, we meantthe 
  otherone 

1. You can either ask us to do something 
Or tell us how you want it done. 
Not both. 
If you already know best how to do it , just do ityourself. 

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say duringcommercials.. 

1. Captain Cook did 
NOT needdirections and neither do we. 

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows defaultsettings. 
Peach, for example, is a fruit,not 
color.Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no ideawhat mauve is. 

1. 
Ifit itches, it will bescratched. 
We do that. 

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act likenothing's wrong. 
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth thehassle.. 

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect ananswer you don't want to hear. 

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear isfine... Really 

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are preparedto discuss such topics as Football 
or Cars. 

1. You have enough clothes. 

1. You have too many shoes. 

1. I am in shape. 
  Round ISa shape! 

1. Thank you for reading this. 
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; 


Butdid you know men really don't mind that? It's likecamping. 



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Posted By: RoeDent
Date Posted: August 28 2010 at 08:12
^ ^ ^

Love it! LOL Clap


Posted By: Synchestra
Date Posted: September 14 2010 at 01:06
'Ask me if I'm an orange'
 
'Alright, are you and orange?'
 
'no'
 
'..'
 
That one always cracked me up back in high school. I have no clue why.
Also just watched The Aristocrats joke, a couple versions. Its horrendous and obscene, but I don't think I've laughed that hard in ages. Its a great way to see the true comedic storytelling and improv skill of the comedians.


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