Describe your sex life in song/movie/etc titles
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Topic: Describe your sex life in song/movie/etc titles
Posted By: stonebeard
Subject: Describe your sex life in song/movie/etc titles
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 13:44
Careful with that Axe Eugene 
------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 13:47
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Never Had No One Ever.
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 13:48
The Least We Can Do Is Wave to Each Other 
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 13:48
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My all-time favorite is one of my friends': Alone in the Dark ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 13:50
We should start a club. |
Vompatti wrote:Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 13:52
It would be a very depressing club. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 13:54
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Raining Blood? Wow thats not right.... |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 13:55
The depressing club for depressing people. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 14:04
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Body Love.
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Posted By: Tursake
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 14:06
I'll join ------------- 
Last.fm: TursakeX RYM: Tursake |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 14:06
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Hell, I can tell a STORY with just titles: Classic Girl Big Time Sensuality Nude Pudding Time Speak to Me/Breathe Oh Yeah Everybody Hurts Robbery, Assault, and Battery There Goes My Gun She's Lost Control Still....You Turn Me On *funky guitar riff* Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? Anywhere I Lay My Head -------------
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 14:09
| Missing in Action. |
Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 14:18
That was bad. Oh, I got a good one: Sapphire Bullets of Pure Love.  ------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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Posted By: Zebedee
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 15:09
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There Will Be Blood
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Friendship is like wetting your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 15:20
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If I could do it all over again, I'd do it all over you Instant Pussy Cunning Stunts Oooh oooh Baby (Call from the Dark) -------------
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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 15:45
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Squeeze Me Macaroni. -------------  
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 15:47
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 15:49
Oh, you did not just invoke Friday???? ------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 15:50
| LOL |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 18:45
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I just hope no one is to quote either Alice Cooper's "I Love The Dead", or Oingo Boingo's "I Love Little Girls". THAT would be wrong. Very, very wrong. For my part, it's nearly "Rime of the Ancient Mariner", or "Where Are the Good Times Gone?" |
Posted By: jampa17
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 19:46
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A Black Utopia doesn't sound right... right...? ------------- |
Posted By: Queen By-Tor
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 19:53
Run Lola Run 
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 20:05
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Some megalomaniac liars could quote : - Turbo Lover - God of Thunder - Phallus Dei |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 20:06
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Why Are We Sleeping?
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 20:16
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Posted By: jampa17
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 20:21
 But is way better than... ------------- |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 20:24
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Finnegans Wake - Part 1: Still Dreaming
------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: The Truth
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 23:06
They call me Dr. Love  ------------- http://blindpoetrecords.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow">  
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Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 23:16
| Supper's Ready |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 23:25
That movie Was a mindf*ck |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 23:48
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God, U2 has good ones for this. Is That All? With A Shout I Fall Down I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For With or Without You The First Time ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 23:54
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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 23:55
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Heat. -------------
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 02 2010 at 23:56
Mein Teil by Rammstein |
Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 03:23
Big Time  ------------- 
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Posted By: Zebedee
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 04:20
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The entire Scorpions' Love at First Sting album will do. 1. Bad Boys Running Wild 2. Rock You Like a Hurricane 3. I'm Leaving You 4. Coming Home 5. The Same Thrill 6. Big City Nights 7. As Soon as the Good Times Roll 8. Crossfire 9. Still Loving You -------------
Friendship is like wetting your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. |
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 04:22
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Porn Hearts
Sexcrime
Heaven is in the back seat of my Cadillac ------------- 
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Posted By: Falx
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 06:08
Anathema - ...And I Lust  Anathema - In The Dog's House  Laszlo Hortobagyi - Karma-sutra Circle - Re-Masturbated  Landberk - Why Do I Still Sleep?  Carol of Harvest - You and Me  ------------- "You must go beyond the limit of the limit of your limits!" - Mr. Doctor "It is our duty as men and women to proceed as though the limits of our abilities do not exist." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin |
Posted By: Klogg
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 18:06
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Écoute- Eskaton
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 18:23
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Close to the Edge () In the Land of Pink and Grey ( )In the Court of the Crimson King ( )Ah, all these titles make perfect sexual symbols. |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 18:24
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Lark's Tongues in Aspic lol -------------
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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 18:26
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That's raunchy. -------------
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Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 18:53
| Pawn Hearts |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 18:58
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Warm Wet Circles.
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 19:21
HEY OH! The Face by gentle giant |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 19:26
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Gentle Giant songs: Isn't it Quiet and Cold? Nothing at All Three Friends ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Chris S
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 19:28
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Wendy has another 6 inch mole - Caravan ------------- ...As I venture through the slipstream, between the viaducts in your dreams...[/COLOR] |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 19:30
wooooo! How about: A celebration for the Death of Man...  |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 19:30
| There is a song called "Flying Solo" but I forgot who's it is. |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 19:31
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Herbie Hancock's "Palm Grease"
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 19:32
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Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 19:50
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Hawkwind's "Kiss of the Velvet Whip", also known under the title "Sweet Mistress of Pain".
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 19:59
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Wooo! This thread is giving some great names for my upcoming porno movies I'm working on! |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 20:01
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Brokeback Mountain. Erm... No, that doesn't describe my sex life at all. -------------
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Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 20:02
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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 20:37
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Sex Sleep Eat Drink Dream I'VE GOT TO GET DRESSED TO GO OUT OF MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND -------------
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Posted By: Queen By-Tor
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 20:40
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 20:41
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Posted By: Jake Kobrin
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 20:43
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I Cum Blood... Wait... What? ------------- http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dr-Neil-Kobrin/244687105562746" rel="nofollow - SUPPORT MY FATHER AND BECOME A FAN Jacob Kobrin Illustration |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 20:45
Cant believe no one did that yet! How about: Ïma Sürï Dondaï |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 20:51
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King Crimson alone has a ton (if you're dirty enough): Heartbeat Elephant Talk The Great Deceiver Cat Food Dangerous Curves (dayum) Every Track On Red Every Track on Three of a Perfect Pair Especially Three of a Perfect Pair Easy Money The Howler Dinosaur I could go on... -------------
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 20:51
| The Power to Believe could work as well. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 20:59
lolwut. But then again yeah, I suppose when you are that twisted even cat food could work. |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 21:00
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Man With An Open Heart LOL -------------
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 21:02
| Now that one tickles me in a good way |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 21:06
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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 21:28
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"Miracles Out of Nowhere."
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 21:33
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 21:39
| Whiplash by Metallica! |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 21:41
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Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 21:45
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It Can't Happen Here ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 21:46
| Salty with the win! |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 21:47
------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 21:48
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Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: August 04 2010 at 02:52
Acquiring the Taste
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Posted By: Falx
Date Posted: August 04 2010 at 04:59
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Every single track off The Teaches of Peaches by Peaches. Rather than trip the filter over and over again I'll just post a link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Teaches_of_Peaches
------------- "You must go beyond the limit of the limit of your limits!" - Mr. Doctor "It is our duty as men and women to proceed as though the limits of our abilities do not exist." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin |
Posted By: UMUR
Date Posted: August 04 2010 at 05:33
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Titties & Beer. ------------- http://www.metalmusicarchives.com/" rel="nofollow - Metal Music Archives https://rateyourmusic.com/~UMUR" rel="nofollow - UMUR on RYM |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: August 04 2010 at 12:38
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Beatles - A Hard Day's Night. I remember a metal blog having made fun of Judas Priest's songs, making all of these songs sound... gay. And when I say "gay", I mean... really gay: "Hell Bent for Leather"; "Ram It Down"; "Turbo Lover"; "Jawbreaker"... |
Posted By: The Truth
Date Posted: August 04 2010 at 12:44
NO SELF CONTROL   ------------- http://blindpoetrecords.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 04 2010 at 12:45
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You're not the master of your domain.
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Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: August 04 2010 at 12:46
 ------------- "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: August 04 2010 at 12:47
I was going to post that a while ago. |
Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: August 04 2010 at 13:50
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Notice how perturbed the face is too. -------------
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 04 2010 at 23:29
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Poor thing look disgruntled.
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: August 04 2010 at 23:30
| Bulbous also tapered. |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 04 2010 at 23:32
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Is it okay if we tweak the titles? Because The Sleepf**kers would be really nice.
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: August 04 2010 at 23:32
NO IT RUINS IT |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 04 2010 at 23:33
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: August 04 2010 at 23:35
TO THE SWEETNESS OF YOUR SLEEP DO YOU QUESTION YOUR SURRENDER Oh Ruins is a good one. |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 04 2010 at 23:37
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: August 04 2010 at 23:42
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OR DOES THE ANESTHETIC DARKNESS TAKE HOLD ON IT'S VERY OWN? DOES YOUR BODY RISE IN SERVICE WITH NOT ONE DISSENTING GROAN?  |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 04 2010 at 23:47
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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: August 06 2010 at 06:40
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Sleepless - King Crimson -------------
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Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: September 08 2010 at 16:26
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Why didn't anyone come up with Head Machine's Orgasm album? A perfect set of titles, that are completely unrelated to what the songs are really about (according to Ken Hensley at least): Climax - You Tried to Take It All Make the Feeling Last You Must Come With Me The Girl Who Loved, the Girl Who Loved Orgasm The First Time Scattering Seeds ------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 08 2010 at 16:28
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Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: September 08 2010 at 17:50
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Moving Pictures |
Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: September 08 2010 at 22:07
Gentle Giant's "Nothing at All" ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Salty_Jon" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: September 08 2010 at 22:22
I lol'd but then I |
Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: September 09 2010 at 07:55
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Candle In the Wind
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Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: September 09 2010 at 07:59
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1001º Centigrade -------------
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