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Topic: Worst Film
Posted By: manofmystery
Subject: Worst Film
Date Posted: February 28 2010 at 22:53
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Above are the 10 lowest rated movies on IMBD's Bottom 100 list, currently. My question is, which is actually the worst of the worst? If you disagree with IMDB's voters or do not see the worst movie ever made listed above please chose Other and provide details as to why.
Hopefully there are a lot of you that enjoy punishing yourselves with bad movies or rewarding yourselves with episodes of MST3K.
Also, please feel free to post your own personal most hated movie as well, this is meant to spark discussion after all. -------------  Time always wins. |
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Posted By: JLocke
Date Posted: February 28 2010 at 23:00
I've never even heard of ANY of these . . .  It's probably just as well . . .
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Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: February 28 2010 at 23:23
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^ someone needs to locate Mystery Science Theater 3000 ------------- Time always wins. |
Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: February 28 2010 at 23:27
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Not all of these are MST3K, but I'm sure Manos will win handily because without MST the only other one people would have heard of is Baby Geniuses 2. However, I can't decide if I would rather watch Manos or Eraserhead. ------------- if you own a sodastream i hate you |
Posted By: JLocke
Date Posted: February 28 2010 at 23:40
Oh, is THAT where they're from? Well, I never payed attention to the titles of the movies they watched. So unless I saw footage, I wouldn't be able to say which ones I have seen or not.
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manofmystery wrote:Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: March 01 2010 at 00:01
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6 of the 10 were featured on MST3K and Henry: I don't care how much you hate Eraserhead, there is nothing more painful than the original, unedited version of Manos. Not even my most hated of films, Napoleon Dynamite, can compete on the pain meter------------- Time always wins. |
Posted By: Richard House
Date Posted: March 01 2010 at 00:19
I have a DVD collection which includes MST3000 episodes, great stuff!
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Posted By: ko
Date Posted: March 02 2010 at 08:32
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other> Avatar
aside of those Roger Dean-like landcapes, this is a really stupid movie.
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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: March 02 2010 at 08:56
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Open Water. An annoying couple stranded in the ocean for over an hour of film, bickering and behaving like a typical bitter married couple, except only terrified of sharks.  ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: The Quiet One
Date Posted: March 02 2010 at 10:26
Ahh! I saw that one! Well, not all, just bits, it indeed bores you to death, hahaha.
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Posted By: WalterDigsTunes
Date Posted: March 02 2010 at 10:43
| My roommate back in sophomore years was addicted to MST3K... we saw some hilarious ones but also some damn terrible ones. My vote goes for . My goodness, that thing failed to go anywhere! |
Posted By: clarke2001
Date Posted: March 02 2010 at 16:53
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Hostel. Offensive and full of prejudices, artistically irrelevant, stupid, utilizing over-explored idea while contributing with nothing new, in a word: bad. ------------- |
Posted By: The T
Date Posted: March 02 2010 at 17:29
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Transformers 2. First movie ever that I can't finish. I just had to press FF and watch it at three times the regular speed after about 1 hour... ------------- 
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Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: March 02 2010 at 20:30
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=323909610753051544# - Star Wars Holiday Special (Watch at your own risk.) P.S. MST3K is one of my favorite shows. Most of the movies they play are so bad they're good, while SWHS is so bad it's just bad.
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Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: March 03 2010 at 01:35
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thought id present a clip featuring the true star of Manos, the one and only Torgo:
keep in mind this clip comes right after opening with 20 minutes of driving through empty countryside with nearly no dialogue
moments later:
at least Night Train to Mundo Fine (Red Zone Cuba) has this amazing theme song performed by John Caridine:
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Posted By: DavetheSlave
Date Posted: March 03 2010 at 04:00
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Ax Em - aka The Weekend It Lives - rated 1,2 out of 10 on IMDB - has to ace any of the abovementioned movies as the dummest movie ever made. Seriously - it aint even good to laugh at.
Most hated movie - Part of the Guinea pig series - Flowers of Flesh and Blood - my mind still feels like a dustbin when I remember that movie. Don't watch it unless you like being disgusted.\
Favorite Movie - Tombstone - I have never seen an acting performance like what Kilmer does in this movie. Had to mention that  ------------- I'm a normal psychopath |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: March 03 2010 at 07:37
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Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector. You can throw me however many Manos Hands of Fate you want, but no movie that exists is more apalling for all the wrong reasons. Next up: Sarah Palin in a remake of Red Dawn. ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: akamaisondufromage
Date Posted: March 03 2010 at 12:44
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I too have never even heard of any of the above but they can't possibly be worse than:
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Posted By: Chicapah
Date Posted: March 03 2010 at 16:52
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That Bobby Darin biopic that Kevin Spacey did some years back may be the worst thing ever. I don't even remember the name of it but it was the scum that bottom-feeders won't even go near. ------------- "Literature is well enough, as a time-passer, and for the improvement and general elevation and purification of mankind, but it has no practical value" - Mark Twain |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: March 03 2010 at 17:06
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The Room. I haven't seen the movie, but there are lots of clips on youtube. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: March 08 2010 at 23:52
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Never seen it....but I've heard that Plan 9 from Outer Space was the worst movie ever. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 09 2010 at 00:56
| Plan 9 is not that bad, really. |
Posted By: The T
Date Posted: March 09 2010 at 09:46
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Plan 9 is a masterpiece of badness. But it falls in the category of "so bad it's good". Really. I've seen it like 3 times and each time I realize even more how atrocious it is, but it's a sci-fi movie of the 50s made with no budget... a z-class movie. The same with its usual contender for the throne, Robot Monster, which I have seen only once, shame on me.
It's much worse when they waste millions of dollars in super-budget pieces of crap like Transformers 2. At least Ed Wood had true love for filmmaking. He was just terrible at actually doing it. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 09 2010 at 10:44
| The acting is mostly bad, the plot drags a bit and the cinematography is about as unprofessional as can be, but I've seen dozens of less enjoyable movies. |
Posted By: Green Shield Stamp
Date Posted: March 09 2010 at 14:58
It's almost impossible to say what is the worst film ever. There are so many routine, formulaic, cliched movies churned out every year. An especially bad one that springs to mind is Batman and Robin (Batman played by George Clooney - what was he thinking????) ------------- Haiku Writing a poem With seventeen syllables Is very diffic.... |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: March 09 2010 at 23:24
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I could see Plan 9 being a movie thats honestly enjoyable because it is so comically awful. Another movie I never saw but have heard as the worst ever was Gymkata. |
Posted By: Roj
Date Posted: March 10 2010 at 08:05
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Other - Bugsy.
That was as close as I have ever been to actually falling asleep at the cinema. My girlfriend at the time did.
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Posted By: The T
Date Posted: March 10 2010 at 10:44
I totally insist in watching Robot Monster... A movie with the best dialogues in the history of mankind... "Caught with Alice, Ro-Man tries to explain things to the boss: Ro-Man: “There is one thing you do not understand, Great Guidance.” Great One, incredulous: “You reject the Plan?” Ro-Man: “I wish to make an estimate of my own.” Great One: “To think for yourself is to be like the Hu-Man!” Ro-Man: “Yes! To be like the Hu-Man! To laugh, feel, want! Why are these things not in the Plan” Great One: “You are an extension of the Ro-Men, and a Ro-Man you will remain. Now I set you into motion. One, destroy the girl. Two, destroy the family. Fail, and I will destroy you!” Ro-Man: “I cannot, yet I must. How do you calculate that?! At what point on the graph do ‘must’ and ‘cannot’ meet? Yet I must! But I cannot.” -------------
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: March 13 2010 at 17:53
| I hate it when the "other" option dominates a poll but I have no choice but to vote for it because The Room conquers every other movie ever made as the worst anyone can find. |
Posted By: Richard House
Date Posted: March 13 2010 at 21:29
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Plan 9 is actually a "classis" of the genre. Bad yes, but awesome. How about "It Conquered The World", with Lee Van Cleef, and Peter Graves? A real stinker, in my opinioin.
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Posted By: I Love Internet
Date Posted: April 02 2010 at 03:51
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Can´t vote. I only watch good/excellent movies. Conan movies suck though....
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Posted By: I Love Internet
Date Posted: April 02 2010 at 03:57
WOW!!! That has to be the dialogue I have EVER read...My God!  Reading this restored my faith in the power of words. So powerful and yet so comical. ------------- I like my eggs boiled and that´s it! |
Posted By: billy bob weible
Date Posted: April 02 2010 at 04:38
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i have never seen any of those movies i watch a lot of cheesy horror movies so i have seen a lot of bad movies
but the worst movie i think i have ever seen was not a horror movie
it was a tom arnold movie called
"the stupids"
i was mad at myself for wasting 2 hours watching that crap taco
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Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: April 03 2010 at 01:11
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hey, I'm a proud owner of "The Stupids"
It is firmly in the "so bad, it's good" category ------------- Time always wins. |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: April 03 2010 at 01:33
the first is quite good as I recall hmm, so many bad ones.. Force 10 From Navarone was a pretty atrocious sequel to the first, as was The Class of '44 |
Posted By: JemJem714
Date Posted: April 06 2010 at 08:40
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Bats, Dr Casper, Bats.
Bats.
Also The Haunting in Connecticut. Truly awful.
(p.s. MST3K is fantastic!)
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Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: April 07 2010 at 00:28
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Just watched the MST3K episode for The Skydivers and I have to say that it's a step below Red Zone Cuba, as hard as that may be to believe. Coleman Francis was just awful. ------------- Time always wins. |
Posted By: dude
Date Posted: April 10 2010 at 09:10
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For me there are two kinds of bad film........
A:The "So Bad Its Good"(as some have already mentioned) film,these are the films that are undeniably bad but have a certain fascination that allows one to sit through it,and even to watch again at a later stage.
B:The "So bad its unwatchable" film,these are the ones you turn off after a certain length of time because you cant sit through it and never watch it again.i think these are the TRULY bad films
Have to agree with some entries here,"Plan Nine" is bad but i have seen it least three times,there is just something about it that makes me want to forgive it.(and i have seen much worse.)
As for "Worst Movie Ever Made"? that,for me, could be any number of movies i simply could not sit all the way through,one recent example was Crocodile Dundee 3,go nowhere scenes,tired gags he did(to death) on the old "Paul Hogan Show" ,........after about half an hour i switched off.
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Posted By: Jon The Impaler
Date Posted: April 10 2010 at 11:26
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The worst film I ever saw had Joe Strummer , Elvis Costello , maybe a fe more Clash/Pogues or some - but it was AWFUL . Acting was crap , no plot . Can't remember the title of it at present , I mean , some films are so bad they are actually good ( take the original " Inglorious b*****ds " for instance ) , this goes beyond BAD - it gives bad films a bad name .
I'll find the name later . Something to do with Hell I think . ------------- Its expensive being poor |
Posted By: Jon The Impaler
Date Posted: April 10 2010 at 11:30
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Straight to Hell
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_to_Hell_%28film - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_to_Hell_(film ) ------------- Its expensive being poor |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: April 14 2010 at 14:22
Hopefully Hollywood learned it's lesson and wont make any more of his movies. |
Posted By: Jon The Impaler
Date Posted: April 17 2010 at 11:47
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Any film with Jim Carey must be pretty dire IMO . ------------- Its expensive being poor |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: April 23 2010 at 18:15
Don't you mean Dane Cook? |
Posted By: moe_blunts
Date Posted: April 23 2010 at 19:54
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Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2. I'd rather go to prison than watch that movie again.
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Posted By: thellama73
Date Posted: April 23 2010 at 20:05
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The worst movie I have ever seen by a wide margin is The Man Who Fell To Earth. How can something with David Bowie in it be so terrible? A Netflix reviewer summed up my feelings far better than I ever could. Here is what he said: "I would rather eat sand than watch this movie again." My thoughts exactly. ------------- 
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Posted By: The T
Date Posted: April 24 2010 at 17:15
Both -------------
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Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: April 24 2010 at 18:02
I've never seen that film, but from the looks of it it seems pretty dire.
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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: May 06 2010 at 09:34
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Have not heard of a single one o fthem! ------------- 
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Posted By: motrhead
Date Posted: May 16 2010 at 03:52
Puma Man...and I still watch it whenever it's on 
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: May 16 2010 at 17:02
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The Giant Spider Invasion http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Giant_Spider_Invasion - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Giant_Spider_Invasion .. saw this appalling one in the theater in 1975 with a shout out to Gate II |
Posted By: lucas
Date Posted: May 16 2010 at 17:10
this ! together with the movie with Ben Stiller 'tropic thunder' ------------- "Magma was the very first gothic rock band" (Didier Lockwood) |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: May 16 2010 at 17:23
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Tropic Thunder worst film? You could do a lot worse than that rather funny movie. |
Posted By: motrhead
Date Posted: May 16 2010 at 17:25
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I loved Tropic Thunder! Robert Downey Jr. was hilarious, and it's the only time I've seen Tom Cruise in a role that actually fit him. Even though I knew he was in the movie , I still didn't recognise Cruise at first. He should do more comedy.
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Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: May 19 2010 at 16:39
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My worst ones:
Battlefield Earth: Unexplainably awful. The 1996 Romeo And Juliet Movie: It's physically impossible to take the story seriously when watching this. A bunch of teenagers walking around going to parties with rave music while speaking Shakespearian? This is the cheesiest movie ever, hands-down. And for something that will surprise you all:
Inglourious Basterds: I'm sorry, this was just bad. Most overrated movie ever made without a doubt. It's completely full of looooong talking scenes. Normally thats not a problem, but there is NOTHING going on the scenes and the talking is completely irrelevant most of the time... |
Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: May 19 2010 at 16:51
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Alright, you guys can laugh at me for seeing this, but High School Musical 3 is the worst piece of sh*t I've ever had to sit through. My two little sisters wanted to see the movie, so somehow I got dragged into the theater. Terrible acting, lackluster plot, and overall boredom. For what it's worth, the first wasn't as terrible as I expected it to be, but the third installment is just a complete and utter failure at everything. Oh well... at least I got to look at Vanessa Hudgens for an hour and a half. ------------- 
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Posted By: boo boo
Date Posted: May 19 2010 at 18:34
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The best worst movie I've ever seen is Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky. It's hilarious.
The Truman Show? Man on the Moon? Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? Those are all excellent films and not in spite of Carey either, he's a really good actor.
Actually I enjoy a lot of Carey's films. The Mask, Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura, and the rather underrated Cable Guy. Yeah he overacts, but that's what I like about him, combined with his great talent as a physical actor he's like a live action cartoon character.
How The Grinch Stole Christmas was pretty terrible though.
You need to see more movies until you get a general idea of what a bad movie actually is.
 That's one of the best movies of the last decade IMO. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/kingboobs/?chartstyle=LastfmSuicjdeGirls" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: May 19 2010 at 21:49
| Carrey is a very talented guy but I must say his movies have been going steadily downhill, I liked Cable Guy and Ace Ventura, but Mask, Liar Liar, Me Myself & Irene, Bruce Almighty kinda suck.. he was at his best on In Living Color and as a standup comic (saw him live in '94) |
Posted By: boo boo
Date Posted: May 19 2010 at 22:12
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I think Mask is one of his strongest comedy efforts actually. I liked him in the other films you mentioned despite some formuliac writing.
And again. I think his strongest films are those that blend comedy and drama. Truman Show and Eternal Sunshine are among my favorite films, Man on the Moon is very good as well.
Basically Carey needs to work with more directors in the league of Gondry, Foreman and Weir. And uh... not Joel Schumacher and whoever made Fun With Dick and Jane. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/kingboobs/?chartstyle=LastfmSuicjdeGirls" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Richard House
Date Posted: May 19 2010 at 23:25
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I, too am guilty of enjoying the slapstick idiocy of Jim Carey. I did sound for a large July 4 show last year that the band in the bar scene from "Mask", Royal Crown Revue played. It is yesteryear genre jazz type music, and they were awesome, and great people as well. Jim Carey always makes me laugh, all the way back to "Fire Marshal Bill", on Living Color. ------------- Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors! |
Posted By: Richard House
Date Posted: May 19 2010 at 23:28
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I think we think Jim Carey stupid, as he was gearing for a larger audience,(my kids love him), but he is actually brilliant. I would love to converse with him about the Living Color days, or even The 3 Stooges. ------------- Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors! |
Posted By: Chris S
Date Posted: May 19 2010 at 23:38
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Never heard of any of those movies.............the Love Guru was sooo bad... ------------- ...As I venture through the slipstream, between the viaducts in your dreams...[/COLOR] |
Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: May 24 2010 at 10:49
I just plain hated it. It's okay to rewrite history but that movie went wayyy overboard. Also, like I said, the talking scenes are irrelevant and they're also SO long. That movie bored me to death. |
Posted By: Rottenhat
Date Posted: May 26 2010 at 13:00
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I have only seen' Manos:The Hands of Fate' from the list, but that cannot possible be the worst one on the list. It was very funny indeed in a weird way.. I vote 'other' and bends the rules a bit by voting on a the TV series, "Friends" . Oh the horror, if I had 'friends' like that I would have to kill them, or kill myself... :)
Edit: For worst movie... A Night at the Museum was quite horrible... ------------- Language is a virus from outer space. -William S. Burroughs |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: May 31 2010 at 12:32
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Garbage Pail Kids LMAO
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Posted By: tszirmay
Date Posted: May 31 2010 at 13:34
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The first Charlie's Angels ! What a pile of $%#@. Clueless and talentless ocean of cliches , done in poor taste and utterly amateurish. Yuck! ------------- I never post anything anywhere without doing more than basic research, often in depth. |
Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: May 31 2010 at 19:27
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Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: May 31 2010 at 22:08
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Conmando with Arnold Swarzenegger
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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: May 31 2010 at 22:21
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GREASE 2
an embarassment to all involved - Michelle Pfeiffer especially.
songs are forgettable - acting shoddy - directing slip shod - script nonexistent -------------
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Posted By: boo boo
Date Posted: May 31 2010 at 22:49
Well, weird and random dialogue is a Tarantino trademark, his films aren't very heavy on plot and instead he's all about getting you absorbed into the atmosphere and to get the know the characters like people you'd just be hanging out with. And of course throwing in some crazy action for good measure. But how much you like a Tarantino film depends on how much you like his characters.
Tarantino is one of my favorite filmmakers personally. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/kingboobs/?chartstyle=LastfmSuicjdeGirls" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: WalterDigsTunes
Date Posted: May 31 2010 at 22:51
| I personally loathe everything that man ever does, save for the inclusion of 70s tracks on his soundtracks. |
Posted By: clarke2001
Date Posted: May 31 2010 at 23:08
I love most of the Tarantino's works, but IMO Inglorious Bast ------------- |
Posted By: boo boo
Date Posted: June 01 2010 at 00:23
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The only film of his I don't like is Jackie Brown. I found Pam Grier to be uncharacteristically boring, as were the other characters, except for the villians. Samuel L Jackson was the best thing about it. And the scene were DeNiro whacks Bridget Fonda is a classic Tarantino moment.
IB had a lot of memorable characters to lay claim to. I don't like it as much as Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs or Kill Bill Vol 1 but it's very close. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/kingboobs/?chartstyle=LastfmSuicjdeGirls" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: motrhead
Date Posted: June 01 2010 at 01:36
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Glad to hear I'm not the only person that thought I.B. sucked. Tarantino has run out of good ideas. That was just plain sad. From the previews and clips, Alice in Wonderland looks like it could be this years big stinker. I won't be wasting money on that one any time soon.
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Posted By: boo boo
Date Posted: June 01 2010 at 03:41
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Alice in Wonderland was average and nothing more or less, I'm a Burton fan but I was pretty disappointed. By no means terrible though.
The worst film I've seen recently was Paul Blart: Mall Cop. If I had to vote for the worst film I've ever seen well it depends on the type.
If it's the most hillariously bad film I've ever seen. Well any sci fi/lifetime/hallmark original movie would do. Of the b movies, Troll 2, The Room and Riki O: Story of Ricky are the best worst movies ever made. For the most hilariously inept Hollywood film I'd go with Battlefield Earth or Red Sonja.
If it's the most unwatchable, unbearably bad film I've ever seen then it would be either Pet Semetary 2 or Even Cowgirls Get the Blues. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/kingboobs/?chartstyle=LastfmSuicjdeGirls" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: June 01 2010 at 03:53
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No Ones mentioned the huge stinker with Kevin Costner - "Waterworld" - and I have to say that was a pile of doo doo with the worst premise ever in a movie - lets make a movie where the land is replaced by water. Come on Costner! -------------
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Posted By: motrhead
Date Posted: June 01 2010 at 14:18
I love sci-fi B movies  The bad ones are hilarious. Waterworld wasn't great, but it was no worse than The Day After Tomorrow...if Dennis Hopper hadn't stunk it up, it would have been okay. Anything with Jason, Freddie, Chainsaws or Saws gets the rotten tomatoes from me.
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Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: June 01 2010 at 14:56
To run out of idea you need to have ideas in the first place. Taking other peoples works and repackaging them, with name actors and better budgets, does not constitute having original ideas.
Tim Burton is not much a director either. He hasn't made anything respectable since the 90s and even back then it was hit and miss. I really don't know why he doesn't just film Johnny Depp sleeping with his "domestic partner" already and get it over with. He could finally retire.
All that being said: Manos is still the worst film ever made because not even the biggest turd hollywood shoots out can match the soul-sucking-boredom power this film has (not even Napoleon Dynamite). This movie has absolutely nothing going for it. At least in hollywood crap they usually give you a hot chick or some pretty special effects to get you through the time easier. ------------- Time always wins. |
Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: June 01 2010 at 15:07
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watch at your own risk (nobody owns the rights to this pile of trash): Sorry for the length of the post but this needs to be experienced to be truely appreciated ------------- Time always wins. |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: June 01 2010 at 15:14
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: June 01 2010 at 15:18
I only know Manos thanks to Mystery Science Theater 3000. 
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Posted By: Tarquin Underspoon
Date Posted: June 03 2010 at 16:37
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I like to think that anyone who doubts the pain that Manos can inflict hasn't actually seen it. Even the MST3K episode is practically unwatchable. ------------- "WAAAAAAOOOOOUGH! WAAAAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!! WAAAAAOOOO!!!" -The Great Gig in the Sky |
Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: June 03 2010 at 20:39
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Posted By: yanch
Date Posted: June 03 2010 at 21:48
| Has to be Plan 9 From Outer Space. Worst movie ever! |
Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: June 04 2010 at 15:37
Thank You and the entire movie can be viewed by those nonbelievers on page 4 of this very thread, if they aren't chicken. ------------- Time always wins. |
Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: June 04 2010 at 16:08
Nooo, don't for the love of God don't. Well, at least prepare yourselves. How you will do that, I can't provide any advice. Other deliciously horrible movies, Reefer Madness comes to mind. Sometimes you just got to watch and enjoy the car crash. ------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Posted By: Dorsalia
Date Posted: June 04 2010 at 18:20
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That August Rush piece of crap is definitely in my top ten. ------------- "Es ist übrigens unmöglich, eine Meinung zu haben, ohne dass es unerfreuliche Überschneidungen gibt. Die Grünen sind für den deutschen Wald, die NPD ebenfalls." |
Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: June 19 2010 at 14:46
Yeah, but there's a (big) difference between a movie that you didn't like and a bad movie. I only moderately enjoyed Inglorious Basterds myself, but I wouldn't ever call it a poorly made film. Let's say that you absolutely detest Close to the Edge. Even though you may personally dislike it, it is still far from a poor album. There are thousands of crappy pop albums out there that are far worse, and the same thing goes for films. -------------
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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: June 19 2010 at 14:47
Wow, I actually kinda liked that movie.  It was a bit too predictable, but the storyline was very intriguing IMO. -------------
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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: July 04 2010 at 08:40
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Have to mention the unbearable
Grease 2 (Pfeiffer's Pfflop!)
the useless The Fisher King (Robin Williams mess)
and the appalling
Telephone (Whoopi Goldberg disaster)
Last Temptation of Christ (a shocker)
Lesbian Vampire Killers (abysmal)
Blair Witch 2 (unwatchable)
Eegah! (believe me this is the pits!)
Plan 9 from Outer space (so bad its good)
Transformers 2 ( no really it is THAT bad!) -------------
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Posted By: motrhead
Date Posted: July 05 2010 at 00:14
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"Swarm"...or, as it should have been called, "Ants On a Plane". Sooooo bad!
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 00:54
 I'm still trying to block it out of my mind.-------------
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 01:06
let's not forget nearly-as-bad The Swarm with Michael Caine as a scientist battling killer bees ..and anyone willing to admit they've actually watched Grease 2 gets my respect, and my sympathy |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 01:32
| The other day I was trying to watch (Rifftrax version of) The Room. If it weren't for the unintentional hilarity it would have been completely unwatchable. |
Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 01:34
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Transformers 2 gets my vote
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Posted By: TheGazzardian
Date Posted: July 06 2010 at 10:09
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Any of you guys seen The Last Airbender yet? Utterly flat. First thing that comes to mind, possibly because I just suffered the displeasure of paying to see it last Friday. Anything with Will Farrel pops to mind as well, although that's more personal taste than actually bad movies.
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Posted By: UndercoverBoy
Date Posted: July 09 2010 at 15:35
From what I've seen, that film is far too entertaining to be the worst film ever.
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Posted By: Tarquin Underspoon
Date Posted: July 09 2010 at 15:49
Oh if we are talking about entertainment value at all, The Room is one of the very best films ever made ------------- "WAAAAAAOOOOOUGH! WAAAAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!! WAAAAAOOOO!!!" -The Great Gig in the Sky |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: July 09 2010 at 15:50
It's all unintentional though. |