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Which Is Mightier - The Pen Or The Sword?

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Topic: Which Is Mightier - The Pen Or The Sword?
Posted By: sigod
Subject: Which Is Mightier - The Pen Or The Sword?
Date Posted: May 20 2005 at 08:41
In a barfight, I'd take the sword and even in an examination, I think the sword would help. I even think the girls might be more impressed with the sword but in a bank, I think the pen would work out better (unless you were robbing the bank). 

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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill



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Posted By: Manunkind
Date Posted: May 20 2005 at 09:08
As you wrote, Sigod, it's 3:1 or even 4:0 to the sword. Besides, you can imagine carving your signature with a sword, but can you imagine drawing a pen out of a stone? Or, for that matter, shoving into the stone first?

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"In war there is no time to teach or learn Zen. Carry a strong stick. Bash your attackers." - Zen Master Ikkyu Sojun


Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: May 20 2005 at 09:50


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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: May 20 2005 at 18:35
I'll stick up for the writing Utensil

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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: May 24 2005 at 06:06
^ More power to you MWH. 

(Whips out sword)

Now gimmie your wallet!!


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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill


Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: May 24 2005 at 08:26

You are Rob The Good in a cunning disguise aren't you Siggie

 

Now hand over your sword, and sign the peace treaty.



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Posted By: PROGMAN
Date Posted: May 24 2005 at 09:04
A Pen you can write LOSER on the person you fight.

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Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: May 24 2005 at 09:33

You could also carve it in him with a sword.

I think that makes a more lasting impression



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Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: May 24 2005 at 10:47
As d the poets sheathes his pen , the soldier lift his sword. -  Ian Anderson in TAAB

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let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword


Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: May 24 2005 at 11:59
I've always instructed my new staff that proper documentation is of the utmost importance. If it isn't in writing, it never happened. Therefore, I choose the pen. I keep the sword in my trunk, just in case.


Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: May 31 2005 at 11:43

^ Wise words there mate.
Please find below a short list of where I find a sword more useful than a pen:


1. At the 54th International convention of Muggers, Thieves & Downright Nasty People.
2. Facing Sauron, Lord of The Ring.
3. During a sword swallowing act.
4. Removing a burst appendix (although I would rate the patient’s chances of survival).
5. Removing a splinter from a finger (but say goodbye to the hand).
6. In a swordfight.










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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill


Posted By: synthguy
Date Posted: May 31 2005 at 16:44
If you can plunge the pen into your opponents eye faster
than he can take a stab at you....

Words can tear you apart.

You could always duck.












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Posted By: spectral
Date Posted: May 31 2005 at 16:50

to quote sean connery in the Untouchables, "if they put one of your men in the hospital, you put one theirs in the morgue.  if they attack you with a pen, you cut their hands off with a sword."

you can't deny it, the big scot hit it on the nose there (probably with a sword as well).



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Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: May 31 2005 at 18:34

 

P E N



Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: May 31 2005 at 19:11
Q.: How can one completely change the meaning of the sentence "The pen is migthier than the sword" by one simple alteration (exchanging, adding or removing a character)?

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Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: May 31 2005 at 21:41
I think that if the pen is mightier than the sword, than the voice is mightier than the pen.

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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: June 03 2005 at 12:02
Which leads me to the question, is the Space Hopper mightier than the Pogo Stick?








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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill


Posted By: frenchie
Date Posted: June 05 2005 at 21:50
i would saw that typed font like this is becoming more powerful than the pen or the sword.

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The Worthless Recluse


Posted By: frenchie
Date Posted: June 05 2005 at 21:51
pen is envy

your move, robots.

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The Worthless Recluse


Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: June 06 2005 at 11:56


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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 06 2005 at 19:41

 @ sigod



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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: June 06 2005 at 19:46
the penis mightier than the sword

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BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue.


Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: June 14 2005 at 10:03
Do toothpicks count as very small swords?




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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill


Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: June 14 2005 at 10:07
A pen in the eye 

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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: June 17 2005 at 09:58
Still on form Mr Velvet.

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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill


Posted By: Anonymous2112
Date Posted: June 26 2005 at 14:57

It depends in which aspect...

in battle the sword

in statement the pen

DO DRUGS!




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