Which Is Mightier - The Pen Or The Sword?
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Topic: Which Is Mightier - The Pen Or The Sword?
Posted By: sigod
Subject: Which Is Mightier - The Pen Or The Sword?
Date Posted: May 20 2005 at 08:41
In a barfight, I'd take the sword and even in an examination, I think
the sword would help. I even think the girls might be more impressed
with the sword but in a bank, I think the pen would work out better
(unless you were robbing the bank).
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Posted By: Manunkind
Date Posted: May 20 2005 at 09:08
As you wrote, Sigod, it's 3:1 or even 4:0 to the sword. Besides, you can imagine carving your signature with a sword, but can you imagine drawing a pen out of a stone ? Or, for that matter, shoving into the stone first![](smileys/smiley5.gif) ![](smileys/smiley5.gif) ?
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Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: May 20 2005 at 09:50
![](http://robinlee.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/pen_mightier_than_sword_knight_hr.jpg)
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: May 20 2005 at 18:35
I'll stick up for the writing Utensil
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: May 24 2005 at 06:06
^ More power to you MWH. ![](smileys/smiley32.gif)
(Whips out sword)
Now gimmie your wallet!! ![](smileys/smiley4.gif)
------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: May 24 2005 at 08:26
You are Rob The Good in a cunning disguise aren't you Siggie
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Now hand over your sword, and sign the peace treaty.
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Posted By: PROGMAN
Date Posted: May 24 2005 at 09:04
A Pen you can write LOSER on the person you fight.![](smileys/smiley36.gif)
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Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: May 24 2005 at 09:33
You could also carve it in him with a sword.
I think that makes a more lasting impression![](smileys/smiley36.gif)
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Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: May 24 2005 at 10:47
As d the poets sheathes his pen , the soldier lift his sword. - Ian Anderson in TAAB
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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: May 24 2005 at 11:59
I've always instructed my new staff that proper documentation is of the utmost importance. If it isn't in writing, it never happened. Therefore, I choose the pen. I keep the sword in my trunk, just in case.
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: May 31 2005 at 11:43
^ Wise words there mate. ![](smileys/smiley4.gif)
Please find below a short list of where I find a sword more
useful than a pen:
1. At the 54th International convention of Muggers, Thieves & Downright Nasty
People.
2. Facing Sauron, Lord of The Ring.
3. During a sword swallowing act.
4. Removing a burst appendix (although I would rate the patient’s chances of
survival).
5. Removing a splinter from a finger (but say goodbye to the hand).
6. In a swordfight.
------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Posted By: synthguy
Date Posted: May 31 2005 at 16:44
If you can plunge the pen into your opponents eye faster
than he can take a stab at you....
Words can tear you apart.
You could always duck.
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Posted By: spectral
Date Posted: May 31 2005 at 16:50
to quote sean connery in the Untouchables, "if they put one of your men in the hospital, you put one theirs in the morgue. if they attack you with a pen, you cut their hands off with a sword."
you can't deny it, the big scot hit it on the nose there (probably with a sword as well).![](smileys/smiley2.gif)
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Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: May 31 2005 at 18:34
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: May 31 2005 at 19:11
Q.: How can one completely change the meaning of the sentence "The pen is migthier than the sword" by one simple alteration (exchanging, adding or removing a character)?
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Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: May 31 2005 at 21:41
I think that if the pen is mightier than the sword, than the voice is mightier than the pen.![](smileys/smiley1.gif)
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: June 03 2005 at 12:02
Which leads me to the question, is the Space Hopper mightier than the Pogo Stick?
![](http://www.burnley.gov.uk/youthscene/pics/hopper.jpg)
![](http://www.globalgang.org.uk/images/pogoboy_tcm7-243.jpg)
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- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Posted By: frenchie
Date Posted: June 05 2005 at 21:50
i would saw that typed font like this is becoming more powerful than the pen or the sword.
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Posted By: frenchie
Date Posted: June 05 2005 at 21:51
pen is envy
your move, robots.
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: June 06 2005 at 11:56
^
------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 06 2005 at 19:41
Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: June 06 2005 at 19:46
the penis mightier than the sword
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: June 14 2005 at 10:03
Do toothpicks count as very small swords? ![](smileys/smiley4.gif)
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------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: June 14 2005 at 10:07
A pen in the eye
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: June 17 2005 at 09:58
^ ![](smileys/smiley36.gif) Still on form Mr Velvet.
------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Posted By: Anonymous2112
Date Posted: June 26 2005 at 14:57
It depends in which aspect...
in battle the sword
in statement the pen
DO DRUGS!
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