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Topic: Make Your Own Headlines
Posted By: Textbook
Subject: Make Your Own Headlines
Date Posted: December 17 2009 at 13:32
I think prog/music related stuff would go down particularly well with this group.
 
"Ian Anderson To Retire From Jethro Tull, Ronnie Dio Named As Replacement"
 
"40th Anniversary Edition Of 'Atom Heart Mother' To Feature Remixes With Verses From Fifty Cent, Lil' Wayne"



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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: December 17 2009 at 13:46
Ears of Notorious Music Pirates Found in Robert Fripp's Guitar Cases

Jon Anderson Trips On Own Sleeves

New ELP Album Planned: Emerson, Lake, & P-Diddy

Cedric Bixler-Zavala Finally Undergoes Puberty; Omar Pissed

Jens Kidman Realizes Dream of Being a Singing Clown at Kid Parties

Brian May Proves the Existence of God; Richard Dawkins: "Oh No He Di-n't"

Steven Wilson Smiles





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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: December 17 2009 at 14:02
Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:


Steven Wilson Smiles






STEVEN WILSON TO MAKE "HAPPY" ALBUM FOR ONCE






Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: December 17 2009 at 14:43
"UNRELEASED BEATLES TRACKS : BLEEPS, BLOOPS AND FLATULENCES"

"KEITH EMERSON TO SELL ALL HIS KEYBOARDS: "I WANT TO PLAY TO "GUITAR HERO" NOW"

"DAVE KERMAN JOINS DREAM THEATER"

"DAVID BENOIT GOT H1N1 - REPLACED BY TREVOR HORN"

"ROGER WATERS ANGRY OVER BAD BRICKWORK: "MY COTTAGE IS A WRECK"

"ALL BELGIAN R.I.O. BANDS FORBIDDEN IN FRANCE, ONLY BELGIAN ARTIST AUTHORIZED : JOHNNY HALLIDAY"


Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: December 17 2009 at 15:15

Pete Townsend Interrupts Own Concert, Shouting "Oh I Really Am Too Old For This Nonsense", Throwing Down Guitar And Leaving Stage



Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: December 17 2009 at 15:19
Rick Wright Haunts sh*t Out of Roger Waters

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Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: December 17 2009 at 15:27
MESHUGGAH WRITES ACOUSTIC ALBUM


Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 17 2009 at 15:30
"Steven Wilson Arrested on 6 Counts of Stalking from Afar Behind Sign"

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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 17 2009 at 16:44
"Dream Theater ends musical career to finally stop global warming"

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Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: December 17 2009 at 17:26

A classic:

 
 
Atom Heart Mother
 
For all you Floyd know-it-alls LOL


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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: December 17 2009 at 17:30
Originally posted by Blowin Free Blowin Free wrote:

A classic:

 
 
Atom Heart Mother
 
For all you Floyd know-it-alls LOL

LOL


Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 18 2009 at 13:52
""Peter Gabriel replaces Jonsi Birgisson as Sigur Ros' vocalist"

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Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: December 18 2009 at 14:12
MIDI OUTPUT FOUND AT TOP OF HAAKE'S SPINE

FORMER MESHUGGAH FAN ACCUSES DRUMMER OF CHEATING HIS WAY THROUGH "I"


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Arnold Schoenberg


Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: December 19 2009 at 03:50
Who's Haake?

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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 19 2009 at 20:47
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomas_Haake - Haake is one of the most ridiculous drummers ever.

"Jon Anderson Revealed to be a Sphinx, Explains Why He is So Cryptic"


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Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: December 20 2009 at 07:15
This is a great thread folks, keep feeding it! Thumbs Up


Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: December 20 2009 at 08:07
"Fred Frith to rejoice Hannah Montana: "It's a daring musical project"

"Jon Anderson touring with Bruford, Banks, Kaye and new bassist: "Yeah, what? Got a problem with that, Chris? Steve, a question?"

"DT fanboys on PA revealed: the band itself lurking for years on PA's forums!"


Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: December 20 2009 at 08:08
Is Banks Peter Banks? I'm up for making this real.

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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: December 20 2009 at 08:40
Yes, Peter, not Tony.


But former members of Yes working with former members of Genesis... Hum, just add a former King Crimson member and the heads of 1,015689 prog-fands would explode!


Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 20 2009 at 08:57
"Rapper Lil' Wayne on Yes: "They've got a special place in my heart"

"The truth revealed: Phil Collins and his love for teddybears"

"New tribute album to musical legend Frank Zappa featuring Shakira, Fall Out Boy, Linkin Park and many more"

"Fall Out Boy talks about influences: "Steven Wilson's lyrics have been one of our biggest inspirations"

"New Tool album will feature huge inflatable packaging"




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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 20 2009 at 19:19
"50000th Threads on Yes v. Genesis and DT Created on PA. Universe Nearly Explodes."


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Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: December 21 2009 at 20:18

'ELP's Love Beach Declared By Library Of Congress as being historically or aesthetically signficant."



Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: December 22 2009 at 23:44
"Fred Frith to Contribute to New Miley Cyrus Album"

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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: December 23 2009 at 04:54
"Giant Hogweed lives!"

"Robert Fripp talks about his favorite chairs and stools: "I want to feel comfortable on stage"

"New Camel album featuring real camels announced"





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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 23 2009 at 05:05
"Vompatti tops the billboard charts with his new pop album My Heart Is Torn into Pieces But I Still Can Urinate on Each and Every One of You"


Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: December 23 2009 at 07:21
"Vompatti, the schoking truth: it's a grizzly, not a wombat!"

"Sunn 0)))) played backwards and faster: collage of glam-rock hits!"



Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: December 23 2009 at 08:03
"BF hits the big-time with his prog-turned-pop hit, My Friend Knows Brad Pitt.

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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: December 23 2009 at 08:20
Maynard James Keenan Beaten Senseless
Assailant: "This jackass sold me another DVD with one song."


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Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: December 23 2009 at 09:34
UK CHART TOPPER CHERYL COLE ADDED TO PROG ARCHIVES DUE TO HER INNOVATIVE AND "RIO" DRESS SENSE

84 PA MEMBERS FOUND HANGING FROM THE CEILING OF THEIR HOMES, WITH "THE END IS NEAR!!!!" WRITTEN ON WALL IN BLOOD


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