The power of prayer...
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Topic: The power of prayer...
Posted By: mystic fred
Subject: The power of prayer...
Date Posted: November 23 2009 at 13:45
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An athiest was taking a walk through the woods. What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. While walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bush behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly charging toward him. He ran as fast as he could up the path He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out: "Oh my God!" Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky: "You deny my existence for all of these years. You teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?" The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now...but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice. The light went out, and the sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke: "FOR WHAT I AM ABOUT TO RECEIVE MAY THE LORD MAKE ME TRULY THANKFUL....."  -------------  Prog Archives Tour Van 
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: February 11 2010 at 13:43
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This joke belongs in one of Mike Progfreak's threads. ------------- 
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: February 11 2010 at 14:02
| I will comment on this joke in April. |
Posted By: Raff
Date Posted: February 11 2010 at 14:39
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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: April 09 2010 at 03:05
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What do you get if you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?
Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all............ ------------- 
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 29 2010 at 14:24
Ha ha hah hahah hahh hha hha good one! |
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