Wigan FC
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Topic: Wigan FC
Posted By: mystic fred
Subject: Wigan FC
Date Posted: November 23 2009 at 13:38
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A seven year old boy, a young Spurs fan, was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the best degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his Aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to Wigan FC, whom the boy firmly believes are "not capable of beating anyone." -------------  Prog Archives Tour Van 
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: February 11 2010 at 13:44
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Around these parts, that joke applies to the Detroit Lions. Who, in 2008, actually didn't beat anybody. ------------- 
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Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: February 11 2010 at 15:14
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Nice one Steve. I hear John Terry phoned up Wayne Bridge the other day after getting the sack as England Captain. "Wayne, I lost the captain's armband. You couldn't have a look under your bed for me, could you?" |