If you had a METAL band, what would you call it?
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Topic: If you had a METAL band, what would you call it?
Posted By: The Pessimist
Subject: If you had a METAL band, what would you call it?
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 13:37
I'm looking for some revolting names here, for sh*ts and giggles like  Preferably the most brutal band in the universe, even more brutal than Dethklok (and that's saying something). I'm gonna start the ball rolling by calling my band Foetus Kebab. Anyone else? ------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
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Posted By: The Quiet One
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 13:40
| Pentatonic Agony |
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Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 13:55
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Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 14:03
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Posted By: The Quiet One
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 14:05
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Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 14:08
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Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 14:24
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Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 14:29
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Lovely Sunshine or Stop Headbanging, It's Embarrassing. |
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Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 14:46
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Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 14:48
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 14:50
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Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 15:09
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Monestry Fornication
------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 15:35
| The Dung Beatles |
Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 15:37
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...in all seriousness, 'Nihil Symphonium' |
Posted By: The Quiet One
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 16:31
| Zamorakian Priests |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 16:32
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The Peaks of Agony ------------- 
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Posted By: The Quiet One
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 16:34
| Demonic Rooster |
Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 16:34
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 16:34
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The D00dz -------------
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 16:35
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Raptor Streetfight -------------
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Posted By: The Quiet One
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 16:36
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 16:59
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Fluffy Puppies Shredded. ------------- 
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Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 17:06
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Posted By: The Quiet One
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 17:07
| ICARUS CALVINIUS |
Posted By: Tarquin Underspoon
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 17:08
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Either: Gingivitis
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Satan's Jock-strap ------------- "WAAAAAAOOOOOUGH! WAAAAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!! WAAAAAOOOO!!!" -The Great Gig in the Sky |
Posted By: The Quiet One
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 18:01
DEEP BLACK 
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 18:06
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Jeffrey's Passage -------------
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Posted By: Neurotarkus
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 18:16
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 18:21
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The Muffs. -------------
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Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 18:25
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progkidjoel wrote:Posted By: The Quiet One
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 18:26
| UNITED f**kDOOM |
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 18:28
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Posted By: The Quiet One
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 18:33
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Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 18:36
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Posted By: The Quiet One
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 18:38
LOL, thanks, you might have guessed it, but I'll tell you anyways: I was thinking of a name and saw your 'location' and I thought 'why not?', and that's how it occured to me, haha. |
Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 18:39
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Pen island or Bulls hit ------------- 
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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 18:39
| Sgt. Beheading and the Lonely Heabangers Club |
Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 18:41
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The Vomit of the Dead and Bloody Enemy
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Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 18:42
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Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 18:43
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Posted By: The Quiet One
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 18:44
| Any Drug You Like |
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 18:46
+ 1 Chuggalot |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 18:56
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Heroin Eyes -------------
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Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 19:00
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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 19:01
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Tearing Into Regurgitated Flesh
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 19:02
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Steven's Scalpal -------------
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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 19:03
| Black Sabbath... wait - |
Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 19:05
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 19:22
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Posted By: Tsevir Leirbag
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 19:29
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Roman Polanski
Pretty brutal name!  ------------- Les mains, les pieds balancés Sur tant de mers, tant de planchers, Un marin mort, Il dormira - Paul Éluard |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 19:34
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Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 20:16
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What about my new Grindcore project called Bring Me The Horizon Can Deepthroat My Big One Too offensive? take it off if you must ------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 20:17
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Abbreviated to BMTHCDTMBO for short.
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 20:17
Fixed  -------------
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: October 04 2009 at 21:08
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Posted By: Tarquin Underspoon
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 00:08
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FLESH CASSEROLE ------------- "WAAAAAAOOOOOUGH! WAAAAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!! WAAAAAOOOO!!!" -The Great Gig in the Sky |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 00:19
Master Destroyer
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 01:19
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Masturbation In The Mortuary -------------
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 02:27
Best I've heard so far! Malicious Surgeons. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 04:36
| Oral Chainsaw |
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Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 05:01
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 05:19
| Necrophilic Nuns |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 06:26
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Pig Punisher Pete And The Squeaking Swine Band -------------
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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 06:52
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The Snot You Can Eat Between Meals
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Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 08:51
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 09:00
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Brrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ------------- 
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Posted By: Abstrakt
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 09:08
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 09:25
| Carnal Disintegration |
Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 11:46
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Edible Rectal Prolapse
------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
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Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 14:13
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 15:04
I think we have a winner. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 15:13
| The Filthiest of Pies |
Posted By: clarke2001
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 15:14
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Cheesy Funeral.
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Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 16:03
I think we can stretch moral tabboos even further if I'm honest. Although I even disgusted myself with that one. The Toddler Mincers ------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 16:11
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Hairy Manboobs and Long Tongues -------------
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Posted By: The Quiet One
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 19:59
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Titties & Beer
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Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: October 05 2009 at 21:44
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Dewdrop -------------  Time always wins. |
Posted By: Toaster Mantis
Date Posted: October 11 2009 at 05:13
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Draconian Axis Faustian Pact Progeny of Eris ------------- "The past is not some static being, it is not a previous present, nor a present that has passed away; the past has its own dynamic being which is constantly renewed and renewing." - Claire Colebrook |
Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: October 11 2009 at 18:59
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Cupcake and The Candyland Band ------------- Time always wins. |
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: October 11 2009 at 19:17
| Roman Blastbeatski and the Acid Cow Sludge Effect |
Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: October 11 2009 at 19:32
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Blastbeatski I love it Zombie Mensturation Cocktail ------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: October 11 2009 at 19:41
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^^ I like it Alex Regurgitated Semen -------------
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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: October 11 2009 at 19:45
| Synesthesiated Satan |
Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: October 11 2009 at 22:00
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The Fuzziest Little Douche ------------- Time always wins. |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: October 12 2009 at 01:20
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Poppin' Balloons -------------
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Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: October 12 2009 at 01:42
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The Arsewipe Angels ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: October 12 2009 at 01:46
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Diaper Dump Terror -------------
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Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: October 12 2009 at 01:55
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Porn Again Christian? ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: Tin Of Hurri Curri
Date Posted: October 19 2009 at 19:23
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I like the name "Molybdenum" for a metal band. That band's motto could be this: "We're 'Mo' talented than everyone else."
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Posted By: Neurotarkus
Date Posted: October 19 2009 at 19:29
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Trainwreck
------------- "I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!" -Neurotarkus I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it. |
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: October 19 2009 at 19:32
| Psycho-Six and the Iron Rainbow Squad |
Posted By: The Block
Date Posted: October 19 2009 at 19:47
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Silented Foggles -------------  |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: October 20 2009 at 13:35
| Alkahest |
Posted By: Tarquin Underspoon
Date Posted: October 20 2009 at 16:20
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Festerval ------------- "WAAAAAAOOOOOUGH! WAAAAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!! WAAAAAOOOO!!!" -The Great Gig in the Sky |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: October 20 2009 at 16:27
| Arse Arsenal |
Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: October 20 2009 at 18:11
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Another revolting one... Scatology Christening ------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: October 20 2009 at 18:24
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The Flaming G Spots -------------
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Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: October 20 2009 at 22:05
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Suck ------------- Time always wins. |