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Topic: In YOUR opinion - the worst album that you own.
Posted By: Queen By-Tor
Subject: In YOUR opinion - the worst album that you own.
Date Posted: September 19 2009 at 21:31
Mkay, so I was looking through my iTunes list of albums and everything I see is stuff that I like and listen to on a even-somewhat-regularly-basis. Like most sane people, I don't buy albums that I don't think I'll like. I was wondering what I would consider the worst album that I own and it was a pretty easy contest.

In my earlier days I was a HUGE Motley Crue fan, and I still really love their "mature" period from 1994-1996, and the only two albums from those days are "Generation Swine" (which is fantastic) and "Motley Crue" (which has a grunge sound and a non-Vince Neil singer) - and then I noticed an album that I had not listened to in a long time, so I thought I'd give it a spin.

and then I realized - this is the worst album that I own.

NEW TATTOO - Motley Crue released this album in the early 2000s without Tommy Lee, and it's full of awful songs with terrible lyrics and some of the worst music that I've ever heard. Whether it's the awful repetition of "Punched In The Teeth By Love", the failed cover "White Punks On Dope" or the cheesy trailer trash love song, "New Tattoo" - the album just oozes awfulness. The one redeeming song on the album is somewhat quirky "Porno Star", which is still foiled by poorly written lyrics.

So what about you kind folks? Big smile



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Posted By: Tsevir Leirbag
Date Posted: September 19 2009 at 21:36
I like every album that I own, but my least favourite is In The Wake of Poseidon (King Crimson)

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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: September 19 2009 at 21:38
I got rid of most things I knew I'd not listen to again.. hmm, it would've probably been one of DiMeola's AM radio albums like Soaring Through a Dream or Kiss My Axe or something




Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: September 19 2009 at 21:41
If you're talking prog, I'm going to go ahead and say Steven Wilson's Insurgentes or Indukti's Idemen.

If we're talking the whole collection well then sh*t...I own a lot of crappy albums.  LOL 


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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: September 19 2009 at 21:43

No real contest for me... Worst. Ever. (It is a live album, though)

Worst studio?



Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: September 19 2009 at 21:45
Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

If you're talking prog, I'm going to go ahead and say Steven Wilson's Insurgentes or Indukti's Idemen.If we're talking the whole collection well then sh*t...I own a lot of crappy albums.  LOL 


Insurgentes? Really?

I got it a couple of days ago - Its not brilliant, but its pretty good


Posted By: Queen By-Tor
Date Posted: September 19 2009 at 21:48
Psssh, no one even explained why.


Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: September 19 2009 at 21:50
Originally posted by King By-Tor King By-Tor wrote:

Psssh, no one even explained why.


I did say why in http://www.progarchives.com/Review.asp?id=221877 - my review


Posted By: Tsevir Leirbag
Date Posted: September 19 2009 at 21:54

I dislike Wake of Poseidon, because when I want to listen to In the Court, I listen to In the Court. The only good song is Cat Food, and it doesn't sound like King Crimson



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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: September 19 2009 at 21:54
Originally posted by progkidjoel progkidjoel wrote:

Originally posted by King By-Tor King By-Tor wrote:

Psssh, no one even explained why.


I did say why in http://www.progarchives.com/Review.asp?id=221877 - my review


Exactly.  I wrote reviews for both of the albums I named.  I'm not bothering to rewrite it all here.  LOL


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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: September 19 2009 at 21:55
Originally posted by progkidjoel progkidjoel wrote:

Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

If you're talking prog, I'm going to go ahead and say Steven Wilson's Insurgentes or Indukti's Idemen.If we're talking the whole collection well then sh*t...I own a lot of crappy albums.  LOL 


Insurgentes? Really?

I got it a couple of days ago - Its not brilliant, but its pretty good


I won't rewrite my review of that one here, but I can sum it up in two words:

"Boring" and "Noisy."


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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: September 19 2009 at 22:14
that live Volta was the first album of theirs I heard..  and the last for a long time Unhappy


Posted By: June
Date Posted: September 19 2009 at 22:44
That stupid Misfits album I got this week, American PsychoDead
 
In 6 years I hadn't bought a bad album, and I had to ruin that.  Disapprove


Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: September 19 2009 at 22:55
Gilmour's About Face, I can't bring myself to face it again. LOL


Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: September 19 2009 at 23:23
There are two I keep around just in hopes I'll like them more in time, tied for the "worst" that I own...Dream Theater's Images and Words and Pink Floyd's Division Bell.  I&W was my first DT album, and I haven't bought any more because it really fails to hit me in any good way, and Division Bell is one of several PF albums, I just can't enjoy it very much.  

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Posted By: Dalezilla
Date Posted: September 19 2009 at 23:33


No need for explanations. Wink


Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: September 19 2009 at 23:38
^ Tongue

I think I have the movie on VHS though Embarrassed


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Posted By: Queen By-Tor
Date Posted: September 19 2009 at 23:41
Originally posted by Dalezilla Dalezilla wrote:



No need for explanations. Wink


OH MY GOD! I HAD THAT AS A KID LOL


Posted By: topofsm
Date Posted: September 19 2009 at 23:57
I have a best of 80's metal two disc set that I wonder why I got. Not counting compilations I might say the ConstruKction of Light maybe... or Bedlam in Goliath.

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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 02:36
Originally posted by Tsevir Leirbag Tsevir Leirbag wrote:

I like every album that I own, but my least favourite is In The Wake of Poseidon (King Crimson)

There's the rub.  At a minimum I at least like every album that I own that I've kept.  If this thread were "the album that I own that I love to hate the most", it would have to be Captain Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica. LOL

I recently got a CD of Phil Collins' Face Value, not entirely an exercise in masochism but I'm particularly starting to take a dislike to his version of  Behind The Lines on that one.Tongue


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Posted By: Plankowner
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 02:53
I have a habit of snapping cds I don't like.. but this one survived somehow..
 
I can't stand this album and Eddie Vedder's falsetto vocals..
 
I would have chosen Matchbox 20's "Yourself or Someone LIke You" but I took it to the pawn shop the very day I bought it..


Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 03:04
Of any genre, its gotta be this one given to me by my (evil) gran. Russ Henderson & his Caribbean Boys is so cheesy it can make your gums itch:


I used to play in a band in Glasgow pubs and our perverse sense of humour dictated we use this as our intro music. After one gig, an inebriated patron approached us to slur 'Youse were pish, but I liked the intro music by the way"

If it's the prog realm then this no brainer is a real no-brainer:


Neither powerful, heavy, memorable,emotional or thought provoking. Russ Henderson changed his name to Maynard Keenan, re-christened his band 'Tool' and the rest is...not even sufficient to  leave a crease on prog's pillow.


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Posted By: Pekka
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 03:15
Some great albums mentioned so far. My choice would have to be NOFX's Maximum Rocknroll, a collection of their early demos released without their permission. This is what the band says about it in their home page discography "It's a totally sucky record and the artwork totally bites. We had no control over any of it. In fact we didn't know it was coming out until I saw one in a store. If you want to hear a totally crappy f**ked album then this is the one for you. Don't say I didn't warn you." I've got nothing to add to that.

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Posted By: b_olariu
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 04:08
Maybe will sound or look strange but Porcupine Tree - In absentia is a damn mediocre album to mt ears and I can't stand them or the album, forgetable in any way possible


Posted By: martinprog77
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 04:09
i have a cuple of really bad albums  [like elp ''the hot seat '' ]
but the  worst album  i have is Oscar de la Hoya


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Posted By: b_olariu
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 04:12
Originally posted by martinprog77 martinprog77 wrote:

i have a cuple of really bad albums  [like elp ''the hot seat '' ]
but the  worst album  i have is Oscar de la Hoya
 
Who the hell is this guy, looks like  macho to me, a pop star or something?????Confused


Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 04:27
Emerald Rain - Age Of Innocence
 
I bought this without knowing them or hearing anything by them because it was in the metal section and I liked the cover - I played it once - absolutely dreadful, there isn't enough macaroni in the world to handle this much cheese...
 
 
The experience was so traumatic I managed to subconsciously suppress the fact that I had actually paid good money for it, so much so that a couple of years later I was looking through the metal section in HMV and saw a cover I quite liked and I actually bought the Censoreding thing again!
 
 
Embarrassed


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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 04:38
^^
Thats bad luck

This is cheesier than about 90% of stuff I've heard Really terrible!
Lyrics are really bad aswell


Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 05:27
Camel's Rain Dances, I s'pose.

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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 05:53
Probably Phaedra 2005 tied with any of the times Rick Wakeman made music while on the toilet, let's say 2000AD Into The Future.

(Close To The Edge third. Tongue)


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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 06:04
Originally posted by Blowin Free Blowin Free wrote:

Camel's Rain Dances, I s'pose.

WTF?


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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 06:12
Prog wise it's probably 'Bring me the head of Uri Gagarin' by Hawkwind, metal wise probably the Twisted Sister debut album. Pop wise, I couldn't say without trawling through my hundreds of old vinyl albums, but Phil Collins 'No Jacket Required' would no doubt be a serious contender.


Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 06:13
Originally posted by Plankowner Plankowner wrote:

I have a habit of snapping cds I don't like.. but this one survived somehow..


 

I can't stand this album and Eddie Vedder's falsetto vocals..

 

I would have chosen Matchbox 20's "Yourself or Someone LIke You" but I took it to the pawn shop the very day I bought it..


You're kidding?? Pearl Jam's 'Ten' is one of my favourite albums of the 90's..


Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 06:33
I own a ton of crap albums, so I couldn't possibly pick a single "worst". I could share what my biggest disappointment is, and that would be"Abacab". I bought it expecting an awesome prog album, but instead I get a crappy pop album!LOL


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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 07:24
Originally posted by J-Man J-Man wrote:

I own a ton of crap albums, so I couldn't possibly pick a single "worst". I could share what my biggest disappointment is, and that would be"Abacab". I bought it expecting an awesome prog album, but instead I get a crappy pop album!LOL

Prog Pop alnum at worst. It is proggy after all.


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Posted By: Raff
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 07:52
I know my opinion might very well start a flame war, but I have to be honest here... DT's Scenes from a Memory is one of the worst albums I own, one I haven't managed to listen to more than twice. A runner-up would be Deep Purple's The House of Blue LightDead. Now that I am an official reviewer for a prog site, of course, I get my fair share of duds - a particularly painful one being Tadashi Goto's Innervisions (it's here in the DB if you want to check). 


Posted By: Queen By-Tor
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 08:21
Originally posted by Plankowner Plankowner wrote:

I have a habit of snapping cds I don't like.. but this one survived somehow..
 
I can't stand this album and Eddie Vedder's falsetto vocals..
 
I would have chosen Matchbox 20's "Yourself or Someone LIke You" but I took it to the pawn shop the very day I bought it..


LOL wot?


Posted By: June
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 09:05
Originally posted by martinprog77 martinprog77 wrote:

i have a cuple of really bad albums  [like elp ''the hot seat '' ]
but the  worst album  i have is Oscar de la Hoya
 
I thought that guy was a boxer!!?!!
 
Dang, I think this one's a winner...


Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 09:16
Originally posted by Raff Raff wrote:

I know my opinion might very well start a flame war, but I have to be honest here... DT's Scenes from a Memory is one of the worst albums I own, one I haven't managed to listen to more than twice. A runner-up would be Deep Purple's The House of Blue LightDead. Now that I am an official reviewer for a prog site, of course, I get my fair share of duds - a particularly painful one being Tadashi Goto's Innervisions (it's here in the DB if you want to check). 


SFAM!?! Worst album ever?!?!Shocked


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Posted By: mrcozdude
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 09:29
Eddie Vedder - Falsetto vocals? you need to see the definition of the word.

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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 09:48
One of my worst, but there may may be worse yet as I can't remember them all, is Keith Christmas. Stories From The Human Zoo


I bought It because it was on Manticore.




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Posted By: Stooge
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 09:54
From memory, some of the worst albums in my collection include:
Carlos Santana- Havana Moon
Black Sabbath- Seventh Star



Posted By: mystic fred
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 10:05
I don't have any "worst" albums, they are all perfect Approve
 
...ok maybe one or two tracks off Lily Allen 1st lp...Ermm
 


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Posted By: Logan
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 10:48
I actually rather like it's cheesiness, and some of the tracks are genuinely quite good.  It's fun and enjoyable for me, but sill one well-worth mentioning, I think.  I actually got it because of its corniness.  It's not an album I would not like to have in my collection, and not one I would not listen to again, but it may be the worst I've hung onto.  I like all of the albums in my collection to some extent.  I have had some I really disliked, but no longer have them.  When I was getting back into Prog, I made a few hasty purchases based on recommendations that didn't suite me, but then they weren't really bad albums no matter how much I disliked them (I do know the difference).  Then there were some Prog ones that are really bad that I've heard, but I tend to put those out of my mind.  Most of the worst I've heard I've only heard samples from (very amateurish music).

It's an album I've been meaning to include here under Various Artists: Concept albums (jazz/ fusion/ electronica).  Called a soundtrack to the novel Battlefield Earth, It's incredibly cheesy.  The electronics which was labelled ground-breaking (use of a computer attached to a keyboard -- The Fairlight Computer Musical Instrument), and Hubbard dubbed it "the music of the future", were already some years old at the time (not a new sampler and had been used before)., and it sounds like poor quality midi files (or what one might have heard in old video games).  It's one of those so bad it's good albums (although some of the music, especially that not composed by L. Ron Hubbard is reasonably good.  Notable musician Scientologists of the time such as Chick Corea and Stanley Clarke perform on it. And it might interest those into the artists who took part, as well as old L. Ron groupies, and those who have some interest in Scientology.

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/weirdest-album-covers/825-1.jpg - http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/weirdest-album-covers/825-1.jpg

It's one I would recommend, but more for humour and interest value, but not as a good album.  L. Ron Hubbard may have been an OT (Operative Thetan) master of time and space, but not of music.  He has a whole bunch of albums which he collaborated with others on.   Perhaps we could blame Xenu for this one.

Quoted from http://www.ronthemusicmaker.org/music/be.htm - http://www.ronthemusicmaker.org/music/be.htm

"To achieve what has, in all truth, only recently been approximated, Ron employed a then wholly unexplored device, the Computer Musical Instrument (CMI). Manufactured by Fairlight (which itself had not yet recognized the instrument’s full potential), the CMI represented not a new form of synthesizer to replicate sounds, but a means of actually turning natural sounds into thirteen note octaves, so that the natural sounds are the notes of the music. The howling wolves are singing the blues, the blast of guns are playing the rhythms and the alien voices are the horn solos. In other words, all manner of previously nonmusical sounds are suddenly “singing” the song and pounding out the rhythm."

It may seem heard to believe that anything "Battelfield Earth" related could not be brilliant (of course, not being serious, Travolta and Forest Whitaker gave the performances of a lifetime in the much later movie production).


Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 10:56
^ Reminds me of Anton LaVey's dreadful album Satan Takes A Holiday   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satan_Takes_A_Holiday - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satan_Takes_A_Holiday

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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 15:03
As far as I recall Gary Barlow's second solo album was close to unlistenable.


Posted By: The T
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 18:12
Outside prog, I have several that I would classify as the worst....
 
Pearl Jam's Ten bad? really? For me it's one of the BEST albums of the 90's. Tastes are tastes... The same with my favorite album ever, DT's SFAM...
 
Now for my worst-ever prog list:
 
SIGUR ROS - ( )  
 
That's pretty much the worst of the worst. Others like KAyo Dot's DAWCT have at least some redeeming values....


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Posted By: inrainbows
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 18:49
Jean Michele Jarre's - Teo & Tea == Crap, can't stand it at all.

( Eddie Vedder's voice is what??? Shocked )

btw Ten is a very nice 90s record




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Posted By: Tarquin Underspoon
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 19:05
I have some very, very bad ones in my collection.
 
But this...THIS takes the cake.
 
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Except maybe Stranglehold. That's not a bad song.


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Posted By: pianoman
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 19:54
Originally posted by The T The T wrote:

Outside prog, I have several that I would classify as the worst....
 

Pearl Jam's Ten bad? really? For me it's one of the BEST albums of the 90's. Tastes are tastes... The same with my favorite album ever, DT's SFAM...

 

Now for my worst-ever prog list:

 

SIGUR ROS - ( )  

 

That's pretty much the worst of the worst. Others like KAyo Dot's DAWCT have at least some redeeming values....

What??? But Untitled #8 and Untitled #4 are so amazing.

And yes, I love "Ten" as well.


Posted By: Tarquin Underspoon
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 19:57
I gotta agree, ( ) was my introduction to Sigur Ros, and I, too, was very very very disappointed

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Posted By: Equality 7-2521
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 20:00
The Universal Migrator Part II without a doubt I would say.

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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 20:06
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Emerald Rain - Age Of Innocence
 
I bought this without knowing them or hearing anything by them because it was in the metal section and I liked the cover - I played it once - absolutely dreadful, there isn't enough macaroni in the world to handle this much cheese...
 
The experience was so traumatic I managed to subconsciously suppress the fact that I had actually paid good money for it, so much so that a couple of years later I was looking through the metal section in HMV and saw a cover I quite liked and I actually bought the Censoreding thing again!
 
Embarrassed


gotta be American




Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 20:50
A Backstreet Boys or Britney Spears cd. Take your pick.

Protip: I don't get rid of albums. I've had those for 10 years.


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Posted By: WalterDigsTunes
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 21:10
Eric Clapton's "Pilgrim." Its as if someone decided to give him some downers and overdub the results of that fiasco over a Boys 2 Men album.


Posted By: LiquidEternity
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 21:21
I've gotten rid of most of the ones I don't like, but there have been a few that rank really low.

The Mars Volta - Frances the Mute. I think it has more to do with how neat it seems and how cool it sounds for about two minutes that makes it rank so low. The track listing, the approach... all sound great. The music, er, barely listenable, and like some avant-garde music!

Opeth - Still Life. Lots of people love this album, and I love Opeth's later catalog a lot. I'm only hanging onto this one because I'm assuming I'm missing something and that I'll end up loving it eventually. But at this point in time, I don't enjoy listening to it at all.

Meshuggah. I had three of their CDs for a while. Absolutely unlistenable. To me, anyways. I never enjoyed any of their music, though it seemed like I would when I read about them. I'm not into deathy sorts of excursions enough, clearly.

Anything else I'm forgetting. Plenty of stuff I sold back pretty quickly.


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Posted By: Equality 7-2521
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 21:37
Worst list I've seen in my life.

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Posted By: LiquidEternity
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 21:43
Big smile I aim to please.

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Posted By: Pekka
Date Posted: September 20 2009 at 23:54
Originally posted by The T The T wrote:

Outside prog, I have several that I would classify as the worst....
 
Pearl Jam's Ten bad? really? For me it's one of the BEST albums of the 90's. Tastes are tastes... The same with my favorite album ever, DT's SFAM...
 
Now for my worst-ever prog list:
 
SIGUR ROS - ( )  
Tastes are tastes indeed, your worst ever is my best ever Big smile


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Posted By: Petrovsk Mizinski
Date Posted: September 21 2009 at 00:37
I goddamn love Pearl Jam's Ten, dayum.

Hmm, some of my worst were Pain of Salvation and Ayreon.
I gave them both a good chance, but in the end got rid of all their albums.
I don't remember which album it was, but an Anthrax album  I had, one of the worst thrash metal albums I'd ever heard. Could not believe they were considered up there with the classic Metallica and Megadeth, they just seemed totally lame in comparison.


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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: September 21 2009 at 02:10
Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Emerald Rain - Age Of Innocence


gotta be American


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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: September 21 2009 at 02:11
oh..    sssSNAP!


Posted By: markosherrera
Date Posted: September 22 2009 at 21:11
One album of Steve Hillage with songs like Palm tree , Ufo etc

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Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: September 22 2009 at 21:39
A Mars Volta album my cousin copied for me- the one that looks like people are in a colosuem or something.....

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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: September 22 2009 at 21:49
Originally posted by Drew Drew wrote:

A Mars Volta album my cousin copied for me- the one that looks like people are in a colosuem or something.....

The Bedlam in Goliath?




Posted By: Easy Money
Date Posted: September 22 2009 at 22:36
I'm a record collector, and like a lot of collectors I love obscure really bad albums and have a huge collection of them that I love to show off to unwitting visitors, here are some favorites:

1) at least three, maybe more disco versions of Stairway to Heaven, also at least one, maybe two disco versions of Smoke on the water.

2) Gregory james 'Madagascar' the worst jazz fusion album ever, nothing is worse than bad fusion, I actually found two copies of this gem.

3) Pickwick label band doing a bad cover of Deep Purple's version of Hush, I love the organists bewildered attempt to recreate Lord's incredible B3 solo.

4) 70s southern US politician Sam Ervin talk/singing his way through Bridge over Troubled Waters

5) early Neal Diamond song against drugs that contains unbelievably horrific drug stories.

6) the once brilliant Marvin Gaye lost his way to drugs and then made this very creepy comeback album - Dream of a Lifetime, with songs about S&M etc.

7) the usually talented soul/jazz singer Billy Paul making a case to a lady to 'have his baby'.

8) the Elephant's Child, a children's story narrated by Jack Nicholson while the ever annoying Bobby McFerrin makes weird noises in the background.

9) a late 60s Billy Graham concert that features an opening sermon by Ted Smith whose words are dramatically interpeted by one of the earliest avant/prog rock performances ever recorded.

10) lounge singer Buddy Fo tries to warm up the crowd and ends up insulting the hell out of one of the patrons 'come on man, lighten up ...' and so on, Buddy insults the poor guy for about half a minute.

There's plenty more where that came from, I also collect good music too.


Posted By: jammun
Date Posted: September 22 2009 at 22:43
Originally posted by Easy Money Easy Money wrote:

I'm a record collector, and like a lot of collectors I love obscure really bad albums and have a huge collection of them that I love to show off to unwitting visitors, here are some favorites:

1) at least three, maybe more disco versions of Stairway to Heaven, also at least one, maybe two disco versions of Smoke on the water.

2) Gregory james 'Madagascar' the worst jazz fusion album ever, nothing is worse than bad fusion, I actually found two copies of this gem.

3) bad cover of Deep Purple's version of Hush, I love the organists bewildered attempt to recreate Lord's incredible B3 solo.

4) 70s southern US politician Sam Ervin talk/singing his way through Bridge over Troubled Waters

5) early Neal Diamond song against drugs that contains unbelievably horrific drug stories.

6) the once brilliant Marvin Gaye lost his way to drugs and then made this very creepy comeback album - Dream of a Lifetime

7) the usually talented soul/jazz singer Billy Paul making a case to a lady to 'have his baby'.

8) the Elephant's Child, a children's story narrated by Jack Nicholson while the ever annoying Bobby McFerrin makes weird noises in the background.

9) a late 60s Billy Graham concert that features an opening sermon by Ted Smith whose words are dramatically interpeted by one of the earliest avant/prog rock performances ever recorded.

10) lounge singer Buddy Fo tries to warm up the crowd and ends up insulting the hell out of one of the patrons 'come on man, lighten up ...' and so on.

There's plenty more where that came from, I also collect good music too.
 
You don't happen to have that Pat Boone metal album?


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Posted By: Easy Money
Date Posted: September 22 2009 at 22:52
^ I couldn't believe he didn't release that on vinyl, big mistake, bad CDs are a dime a dozen, I do have some other Pat Boone albums, dreadful.

Another favorite is a mistaken Asian bootleg that proudly proclaims on the cover - Neil Diamond and Plastic Ono Band.


Posted By: jammun
Date Posted: September 22 2009 at 22:59
Originally posted by Easy Money Easy Money wrote:

^ I couldn't believe he didn't release that on vinyl, big mistake, bad CDs are a dime a dozen, I do have some other Pat Boone albums, dreadful.

Another favorite is a mistaken Asian bootleg that proudly proclaims on the cover - Neil Diamond and Plastic Ono Band.
I was going to guess the title of the Diamond/Ono deal, but am trying to keep the thread 'family friendly'.  Don't want to put the admins through additional work of deleting obscene posts.


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Posted By: irregardlessly
Date Posted: September 26 2009 at 22:43
I have plenty that I have listened to once or twice and didn't even keep me interested to keep listening.  I can't keep the real hate for them though... more apathy.  For me to really hate an album it has to be disappointing.  So for me the answer is the Yes album UNION.  I am a big Yes fan so when I saw the idea behind this I was excited.  Then I heard it.  While it has a few good moments (oh how I love Masquerade) it is definitely a terrible terrible album.  I hate it.  I hate Elias and everyone else who ruined that album.  I despise Jimmy Haun for replacing the Howe vocals all over the place. Because of this album I HATE the band CIRCA: though I have never heard them and might actually like them.  This was just such a piece of garbage I can't stand anything related to it.


Posted By: TheLastBaron
Date Posted: September 26 2009 at 22:44
Do you mean in terms of quality or you no longer enjoy it though others may find value in it?

If you mean the later than I'd go with Metallica's the Black Album. If you mean the former than there a unfortunately quit a few.


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Posted By: Negoba
Date Posted: September 26 2009 at 22:47
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B000W223LU/ref=dp_image_0?ie=UTF8&n=163856011&s=dmusic">The Transformed Man  
 
I don't actually own this, my friend does though. He wins the thread.


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Posted By: akamaisondufromage
Date Posted: September 27 2009 at 12:07

I have so many CD's that I like that I can't find.  So I have no recollection of the bad ones - many of which I have taken to charity shops! 

The Will Shaton'er album ^^ is a recognized classic of the CHEESE variety so I'm not sure it counts.
 
On a similar vein of ' Fromage' I have got 'Senor Coconut y su Conjunto' which are latino versions of Kraftwerk songs (Cha cha cha,  Cumbia,  Merengue etc).  Big smile
 
 


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Posted By: Toaster Mantis
Date Posted: September 28 2009 at 12:38
Originally posted by Negoba Negoba wrote:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B000W223LU/ref=dp_image_0?ie=UTF8&n=163856011&s=dmusic">The Transformed Man  
 
I don't actually own this...


Sure you don't. Wink


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Posted By: Bitterblogger
Date Posted: September 28 2009 at 14:06
album.asp?id=1876"> Can't believe it took 4 pages for this to come up (which is what it makes you do--from your diaphragm).
Naturally, I own it because I'm an ELP completist. Which tells me that when I get around to buying "In The Hot Seat", that should really make my day.
 
I'd also like to nominate another which has the dubious distinction of having the greatest variance in quality from one side to another--Plastic Ono Band's Live Peace In Toronto.


Posted By: mrcozdude
Date Posted: September 28 2009 at 14:12
Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Originally posted by Drew Drew wrote:

A Mars Volta album my cousin copied for me- the one that looks like people are in a colosuem or something.....

The Bedlam in Goliath?





I'm offended


I have a Papa Roach album somehwhere





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Posted By: aapatsos
Date Posted: September 28 2009 at 16:48
it should be this one - honestly...




Posted By: moreitsythanyou
Date Posted: September 28 2009 at 16:56
Originally posted by Dalezilla Dalezilla wrote:



No need for explanations. Wink

I think you misread the title, it says worst not best.

For me:

Listened once and thought it really sucked, despite liking the singles and never touched again.


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Posted By: memowakeman
Date Posted: September 28 2009 at 17:11
The first that came to my mind was this, definitely:
 
 
Though it brings some memories when I was a little boy LOLEmbarrassed


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Posted By: Stooge
Date Posted: September 28 2009 at 19:47
Originally posted by moreitsythanyou moreitsythanyou wrote:


I think you misread the title, it says worst not best.

For me:

Listened once and thought it really sucked, despite liking the singles and never touched again.


I used to own that album.  All I remember are the singles.  There was a ton of filler if I remember correctly.


Posted By: MaxerJ
Date Posted: October 01 2009 at 20:21
Black Clouds and Silver Lining.

halved the price with my mate... $150 for that mother....

But St Anger /thread


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Posted By: meatal
Date Posted: October 01 2009 at 20:47
First off, I loved Crimson Glory with Midnight,
but this is the worst thing I have and I strangely enough can't get rid of it!




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Posted By: daslaf
Date Posted: October 02 2009 at 09:49
Dead Kings of The Unholy Valley by Six Magics, a Chilean band...

and the only one good song of that album was available for free on their website xD


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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: October 02 2009 at 10:02
Originally posted by Equality 7-2521 Equality 7-2521 wrote:

The Universal Migrator Part II without a doubt I would say.

Brilliant album!Clap


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Posted By: terryl
Date Posted: October 03 2009 at 10:41
in no particular order:

(prog-wise) The Orchestra Tubular Bells - stunned me / Octavarium. DT totally lost me with this one/ Jadis' Fanatic

(Metal) Symphony X's Oddyssey / Angra's Rebirth / Annihilator Alice in Hell/ Savatage's Fight for the Rock / Helloween's Keeper The Legacy



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Posted By: guitargods2009
Date Posted: October 03 2009 at 19:39

The Rutles "All You Need Is Cash" LOL



Posted By: clarke2001
Date Posted: October 08 2009 at 09:53
The worst album that is still in my collection?

By far, "Orme" from Le Orme. (1990) http://www.progarchives.com/album-reviews.asp?id=2321 - PA link

The video below is from the song with semblance of structure and melody - it's by far the best song on the album (I can't find videos for any others)...I don't have words to describe how dreadful this record is:








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Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: October 08 2009 at 10:20
I happen to like everything I own,or I wouldn't own it.
 
One exception is Metallica's "St. Anger" album.I own it and it's sh*t.


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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: October 08 2009 at 10:36
I would say the first (only?) album released by GTR.



Howe & Hackett together for the first time, should have been a prog rock masterpiece...

...it wasn't. At all. Not a bit of it.



Absolute poo!

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Posted By: debrewguy
Date Posted: October 08 2009 at 19:33
i used to have Deep Purple's Philharmonic thingy. i also used to be a completist, though I didn't have the rest of Deep Purple's stuff back then (1978) 

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Posted By: Trianium
Date Posted: October 09 2009 at 05:23
Genesis - We can't dance Dead


Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: October 09 2009 at 05:34
I have this Ian Gillam album called Accidentally On Purpose and boy does it suck. He actually covers One Eyed Flying Purple People Eater or whatever it was on it, I can't bear to look it up. It's worse than it sounds.


Posted By: Green Shield Stamp
Date Posted: October 10 2009 at 08:11
Prog-related: it would have to be 'A Sceptic's Universe' by Spiral Architect.  To my ears it is like an extremely over-the-top parody of prog metal.  It is all technique with no melody or heart.
 


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Posted By: aapatsos
Date Posted: October 10 2009 at 10:21
Originally posted by Green Shield Stamp Green Shield Stamp wrote:

Prog-related: it would have to be 'A Sceptic's Universe' by Spiral Architect.  To my ears it is like an extremely over-the-top parody of prog metal.  It is all technique with no melody or heart.
 
ShockedShockedShockedShockedShocked It is extemely technical but I respectfully disagree with the rest Embarrassed


Posted By: silcir
Date Posted: October 10 2009 at 16:47
Whitesnake - 1987

Although it has "Is This Love", the best song ever created. :D


Posted By: inrainbows
Date Posted: October 10 2009 at 17:12
"Roswell Six - Terra Incognita: Beyond The Horizon (2009)", the worse album of 2009 for me

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Posted By: Textbook
Date Posted: October 10 2009 at 17:38
Rap is like metal in that due to their abrasive nature, bad rap/metal tends to be a lot worse than bad music in other genres because they are aggressively bad in a way that The Carpenters could never be.
 
Probably the worst album I have ever heard (but did not buy) is Souljahboytellem.com by Souljah Boy but I did buy Scout's Honour By Way Of Blood by Rampage (because he was Busta Rhymes' cousin and I worshipped Busta Rhymes) and it stank to high heaven.
 
Busta himself has fallen off hard- three disappointing albums in a row and I keep getting them, I don't learn my lesson.
 
Are there any other artists that you keep giving another chance to?
 
Around The Sun almost buried REM in my book, but Accelerate wasn't that bad after all.


Posted By: Moogtron III
Date Posted: October 11 2009 at 08:57
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

I would say the first (only?) album released by GTR.



Howe & Hackett together for the first time, should have been a prog rock masterpiece...

...it wasn't. At all. Not a bit of it.



Absolute poo!


I second this motion, except that I like a few moments on it. But most of it is very, very disappointing.


Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: October 11 2009 at 09:15
Originally posted by Moogtron III Moogtron III wrote:

Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

I would say the first (only?) album released by GTR.



Howe & Hackett together for the first time, should have been a prog rock masterpiece...

...it wasn't. At all. Not a bit of it.



Absolute poo!


I second this motion, except that I like a few moments on it. But most of it is very, very disappointing.
I liked it at the time but haven't played it for years.

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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: October 11 2009 at 09:39
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Originally posted by Moogtron III Moogtron III wrote:

Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

I would say the first (only?) album released by GTR.



Howe & Hackett together for the first time, should have been a prog rock masterpiece...

...it wasn't. At all. Not a bit of it.



Absolute poo!


I second this motion, except that I like a few moments on it. But most of it is very, very disappointing.
I liked it at the time but haven't played it for years.

I actually like it a lot and would go as far as to say its a great album.LOL

I've overplayed it a bit though.


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