I'm St.Cleve Chronicle
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Topic: I'm St.Cleve Chronicle
Posted By: St.Cleve Chronicle
Subject: I'm St.Cleve Chronicle
Date Posted: July 19 2009 at 10:56
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I'm ST.CLEVE CHRONICLE... I'm MAD and FUNNY...!!!... And for you? |
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Posted By: Luca Pacchiarini
Date Posted: July 19 2009 at 11:21
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Hi...nice to meet a newspaper... Do you have naughty ads in the middle pages? |
Posted By: St.Cleve Chronicle
Date Posted: July 19 2009 at 11:26
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There is some "connect the dots" activity that might interest you. |
Posted By: Luca Pacchiarini
Date Posted: July 19 2009 at 11:40
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Awww....boring...
Funny comic strips?
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 19 2009 at 13:39
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Interesting editorial articles?
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 19 2009 at 14:12
| In this moment I'm not sure if I'll ever get used to the mandrakerootless title. |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 19 2009 at 14:34
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In this moment I'm sure you'll help me build a clubhouse for meetings of the Awesome People's Club.
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Posted By: Bilek
Date Posted: July 19 2009 at 15:22
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in this moment, why don't you just start a thread such as "he was Mandrakeroot", etc.? (btw, in that moment whatever happened to Mandrakeroot???!??!?) ------------- Listen to Turkish psych/prog; you won't regret: Baris Manco,Erkin Koray,Cem Karaca,Mogollar,3 Hürel,Selda,Edip Akbayram,Fikret Kizilok,Ersen (and Dadaslar) (but stick with the '70's, and 'early 80's!) |
Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: July 19 2009 at 16:10
^ He became 1967/1976 because he had the rep of "I'm Mandrakeroot"
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Check out my YouTube channel! http://www.youtube.com/user/demiseoftime" rel="nofollow - http://www.youtube.com/user/demiseoftime |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 19 2009 at 23:58
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In this moment I'm wishing I had a flaming train. -------------
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Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 18:02
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In this moment looks like we're back on track ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 18:14
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I could use the original poster to line the bottom of a bird cage...
------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: July 22 2009 at 18:29
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 Or make some papier mache ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 23 2009 at 06:30
| In this moment we need a picture of a pregnant woman on a train. |
Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: July 23 2009 at 06:33
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Or a pregnant pig on a drumkit. ------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: Easy Livin
Date Posted: July 23 2009 at 14:38
| Do not see me rabbit |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 23 2009 at 14:45
| In this moment I'm throwing away two perfectly fine cans of beans. |
Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: July 23 2009 at 16:04
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In this moment I am contemplating pleating some curtains ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 23 2009 at 16:09
| In this moment I'm changing my bleat to baaaaaaah. |
Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: July 23 2009 at 16:50
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In this moment I would make rope if only I could cleat ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 23 2009 at 20:13
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In this moment I just bought some new cleats for soccer/football/no-hands-ball.
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Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: July 24 2009 at 02:54
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In this moment I cheat at soccer/football/no-hands-ball. ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: July 24 2009 at 03:41
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In this moment I ask you how do I play this game? ------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: July 24 2009 at 11:00
| In this moment I would suggest just making it up on the fly. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 24 2009 at 11:04
| In this moment I refuse to zip up my fly. |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: July 25 2009 at 04:33
In this moment, I'm eating me some Boiled rice  ------------- 
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 25 2009 at 04:45
| In this moment I'm thinking about eating potato chips instead of meatballs. |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: July 25 2009 at 05:30
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In this moment, I'm wondering why I can't solve a rubik's cube in one hour, whilst some people can do so in less than a minute... -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 25 2009 at 07:30
| I wish I was so thin I could hide in small places, like behind a telephone pole or something. |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 25 2009 at 11:55
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In this moment I wish I could swallow flaming oil drums and destroy gods with a paper clip, a Post-It note, and a guitar pick.
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 25 2009 at 16:27
| In this moment I just quit poling my ferry. |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: July 25 2009 at 21:48
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In this moment, I'm enjoying some lovely coffee -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 26 2009 at 04:24
| In this moment I just ran out of those papery thingies where you put the coffee in, but I'm too tired to go out and buy them. |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: July 26 2009 at 04:27
In this moment, I'm thoroughly enjoying the Art which Vompatti made me  -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 26 2009 at 07:41
| In this moment I still haven't found what Marcel Proust was looking for. |
Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: July 27 2009 at 17:14
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I have bought a new lance for my forthcoming joust with Proust. It carries the favour of one Winona Ryder... ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 27 2009 at 17:23
| In this moment I find it hard to believe that Winona is not rooting for Proust. |
Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: July 28 2009 at 02:45
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In this moment Winona tells me that she is not a fan of self-opiniated men with the christian name 'Marcel' so even El Dingo has her support over this deceased charlatan ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 28 2009 at 03:48
| In this moment I find it hard to believe that Winona wouldn't acknowledge the talent of one of the greatest novelists ever, so the only reason I can think of her supporting El Dingo instead of Proust is that she is wise enough to notice that Proust's poetic vision, although exceptionally insightful, lacks the insane brilliance of Céline and thus makes his works appear a little pretentious. |
Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: July 28 2009 at 04:10
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In this moment I promise to save Winona's perfumed silk favour for Vompatti. I will get her to autograph it and i will ask Proust to sign it also, although i expect this will be difficult for him as he will be well dead after jousting with me. ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 28 2009 at 05:17
| In this moment I gladly accept your gift, but doesn't Marcel have his own silk favour to sign? |
Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: July 28 2009 at 15:42
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In this moment he does, it was presented to him by some fish-loving tart called Marie Antoinette who kept telling all the assembled peasants to eat hake ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 28 2009 at 17:04
| In this moment I just found out that Proust has passed away and won't be able to joust at all. |
Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: July 28 2009 at 17:10
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In this moment that's joust my bad luck - I was looking forward to maiming him fair and square in that good old fair-minded British way of ours ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 28 2009 at 17:13
| In this moment, could you joust Roberto Calasso or some other living person instead? |
Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: July 28 2009 at 17:21
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In this moment i refuse to joust with Roberto Calasso because I have never read anything he has written and would therefore be at a distinct disadvantage. Would Wee Man from Jackass do instead? ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 28 2009 at 17:23
| In this moment I haven't read anything Wee Wee Man has written, but if you want to joust him, go ahead. |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 29 2009 at 11:07
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In this moment I'm disappointed that a girl like you is lost in this joke shop. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 29 2009 at 11:18
| In this moment I'm not a girl . . . anymore. |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 29 2009 at 11:22
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In this moment I'm shoving sugar pills down a ladybug's throat.
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 29 2009 at 11:24
| In this moment I'm showing you the right way to do it. |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 29 2009 at 11:28
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In this moment I am pondering what activity "it" is referring to.
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 29 2009 at 11:31
In this moment I think you know. 
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 29 2009 at 13:20
Are we doing it right now? 
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 29 2009 at 13:22
| In this moment I don't think the crops are ready yet. |
Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: July 29 2009 at 16:43
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In this moment I am making crop circles with my pet cuttlefish ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 29 2009 at 16:55
| In this moment I'm selling my skin for advertisement space. |
Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: July 29 2009 at 17:05
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In this moment I hope your tattoo artist is as good as mine ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 29 2009 at 17:49
In this moment he is, and I've got the scars to prove it. 
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Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: July 30 2009 at 02:27
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In this moment it's quite an original concept - I mean how many Redneck bikers do you see with "Shop at Walmart" across their back and "Eat at Joe's" on their biceps? I think you should go for it and make lots of dough. ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 30 2009 at 04:52
| In this moment I'm definitely going to try to get the Progressive Insurance chick close to my naughty bits. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 30 2009 at 05:09
| In this moment I think I should point out that the previous post is related to the conversation on the previous page and should be taken in that context. |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: July 30 2009 at 05:12
Me too  -------------
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Vompatti wrote:Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 30 2009 at 05:28
| In this moment I hope that doesn't mean our naughty bits will end up close to each other. |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: July 30 2009 at 05:37
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In this moment I agree -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 30 2009 at 10:21
| In this moment I'm arranging a summer camp for gnostics. |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 30 2009 at 12:54
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In this moment I'm forming a prayer circle with a chicken, a Russian, an Australian, a wombat, a dead wombat, and palm branches.
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 30 2009 at 13:04
| In this moment I'm summoning a big scary wombat demon. |
Posted By: AnchovyRun
Date Posted: July 30 2009 at 16:52
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In this moment i AM a big scary wombat demon! ------------- <>< The Anchovy Run ><> ------------------------------ Caravaning For Your Convenience |
Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: July 30 2009 at 17:36
In this (and every) moment I am very afraid of the big scary wombat demon ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 30 2009 at 17:44
| In this moment the big scary wombat demon visits me in my dreams and makes me do things I'm not allowed to talk about. |
Posted By: AnchovyRun
Date Posted: July 30 2009 at 17:47
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well maybe, in THIS moment only ------------- <>< The Anchovy Run ><> ------------------------------ Caravaning For Your Convenience |
Posted By: The Mother Squid
Date Posted: July 30 2009 at 17:50
| In this moment I wonder what I spent my time at before the progarchive forums, and more specifically, Vompatti, AnchovyRun, and El Dingo. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 31 2009 at 01:58
| In this moment I'm having trouble with brawling. |
Posted By: The Mother Squid
Date Posted: July 31 2009 at 11:15
| In this moment I am the great lord of the w**kers. Fear me! |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 31 2009 at 15:19
| In this moment I'm feeding Kafka's ghost. |
Posted By: The Runaway
Date Posted: July 31 2009 at 17:08
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In this moment I am refusing to use the word w**kers. OH BOY I BE DONE IT! ------------- http://www.formspring.me/Aragorn224" rel="nofollow - Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection. |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 31 2009 at 20:34
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In this moment I am building a 200 foot tall waterslide out of nectar, rubber bullets, and tear gas.
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Posted By: The Mother Squid
Date Posted: July 31 2009 at 20:39
| In this moment I am only just realizing how truly terrifying birdwithteeth's avatar is. |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: July 31 2009 at 20:41
In this moment I am realizing that my avatar is quite cute and cuddly.....you jerk. 
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 03 2009 at 03:39
| In this moment my baby left me and she ain't comin' back no more. |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: August 03 2009 at 04:53
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In this moments I'm watching THE CRUCIBLE and being dissapointed by its lack of Winona Ryder wearing a bonnet... -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 03 2009 at 05:07
| In this moment THE CRUCIBLE is on my to-buy list along with Night on Earth, A Scanner Darkly, Little Women, The Age of Innocence, Alien: Resurrection, Lost Souls, Mr. Deeds, The Darwin Awards and a few other Winona movies. |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: August 03 2009 at 05:08
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^^
Good idea! Sounds like someone has a big crush -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 03 2009 at 05:16
| ^ Not really. My admiration for Winona is purely logical. |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: August 03 2009 at 05:25
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^^
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 03 2009 at 06:17
^ 
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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: August 03 2009 at 06:19
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In this moment I'm thinking of my next Art Request for Da Vompatti...
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 03 2009 at 06:29
| In this moment I'm thinking about writing a short story about a two-armed man. |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: August 03 2009 at 06:33
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^^In this moment, that sounds like a great idea! -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 03 2009 at 08:33
| In this moment this medical article is a stud, but I can help Wikipedia by exploiting it. |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 03 2009 at 12:04
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In this moment I am violating the personal space of a 4 year old chimpanzee. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 03 2009 at 12:14
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In this moment Karin has gone berserk!
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Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: August 03 2009 at 18:33
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In this moment I am less scared of the true Viking Berserker than I am of the big scary wombat demon ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 03 2009 at 20:31
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In this moment I am slaying giant wombats with a meat grinder. -------------
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Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: August 04 2009 at 05:47
In this moment my money's on the meat grinder ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 04 2009 at 05:49
| In this moment my money's on the losing horse. |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 04 2009 at 11:07
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In this moment I just shot the losing horse with a tranquilizer dart. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 04 2009 at 11:09
| In this moment they shoot horses, don't they? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 04 2009 at 11:09
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In this moment I am shooting horses from a cannon into a swimming pool filled with lime jello.
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