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Topic: DITKA!!!

Posted By: LandofLein
Subject: DITKA!!!
Date Posted: July 09 2009 at 01:46

I'm really torn between the two, it's a real toss up

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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: July 09 2009 at 01:49

Hurricane.

Mike Ditka has become a softie now!!!!!!!!

However, Dick Butkus.....you do not want to f*ck with that guy.
He'd kick a hurricane's ass to the north pole where it would die from cold water and wind shear

Posted By: LandofLein
Date Posted: July 09 2009 at 01:52

True True

Mike is reduced to stealing beer now

Chuck Bednarik vs Butkus?

Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: July 09 2009 at 01:55

LandofLein wrote:

True True

Mike is reduced to stealing beer now

Chuck Bednarik vs Butkus?

Damn, now that would be an epic battle. I think anyone who looked at it....there brain would just melt.

Only thing that could top it is if a team of all Brett Favre's played a team of all Brett Favre's.
The universe would explode.
Madden said so, it must be true

Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: July 09 2009 at 14:11

I miss the good ol' days of SNL with Chris Farley.

Posted By: The Block
Date Posted: September 26 2009 at 17:36

Mike Ditka would win either way so the person Ditka takes all.

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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: September 26 2009 at 17:38

Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris always wins.

Everything.

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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: October 11 2009 at 12:55

J-Man wrote:

Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris always wins.

Everything.

Except against Bruce Lee.

Bruce Lee owns Chuck Norris.

Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: October 11 2009 at 23:12

crimhead wrote:

J-Man wrote:

Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris always wins.

Everything.

Except against Bruce Lee.

Bruce Lee owns Chuck Norris.

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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: October 11 2009 at 23:14

JJLehto wrote:

LandofLein wrote:

True True

Mike is reduced to stealing beer now

Chuck Bednarik vs Butkus?

Damn, now that would be an epic battle. I think anyone who looked at it....there brain would just melt.

Only thing that could top it is if a team of all Brett Favre's played a team of all Brett Favre's.
The universe would explode.
Madden said so, it must be true

I remember discussing that with a friend of mine. We determined that if it happened, the announcers for the game would all have to be Brett Favres too. And so would everyone in the stands watching the game.

And the Brett Favre announcers would have to talk about how the game would come down to how "the offense of the Brett Favres performs against the defense of the Brett Favres". LOL

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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: October 12 2009 at 12:46

birdwithteeth11 wrote:

JJLehto wrote:

LandofLein wrote:

True True

Mike is reduced to stealing beer now

Chuck Bednarik vs Butkus?

But Brett Favre can't even make up his mind when it comes to shopping for TV's at Sears.

Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: October 12 2009 at 18:56

crimhead wrote:

birdwithteeth11 wrote:

JJLehto wrote:

LandofLein wrote:

True True

Mike is reduced to stealing beer now

Chuck Bednarik vs Butkus?

But Brett Favre can't even make up his mind when it comes to shopping for TV's at Sears.

True. So I guess the announcers wouldn't have picks for who wins the game. LOL

At least I'm guessing that's what you mean.

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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: October 13 2009 at 08:07

I'm still for Chuck Norris...

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Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: October 13 2009 at 08:31

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wim_Ruska - RUSKA!!!

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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: October 13 2009 at 15:00

CHUCK NORRIS!!!

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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: October 14 2009 at 13:15

J-Man wrote:

CHUCK NORRIS!!!

Chuck Norris voted for George W. Bush twice and appears on FoxNews. I can't take him seriously.

Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: October 14 2009 at 13:26

Who's Mike Ditka?

Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: October 14 2009 at 14:06

Vompatti wrote:

Who's Mike Ditka?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5nLzYYabUw - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5nLzYYabUw

Posted By: The Block
Date Posted: October 14 2009 at 19:21

Vompatti wrote:

Who's Mike Ditka?

A hurricane of awesomeness. though Chuck Norris, well...

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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: October 14 2009 at 19:25

crimhead wrote:

J-Man wrote:

CHUCK NORRIS!!!

Chuck Norris voted for George W. Bush twice and appears on FoxNews. I can't take him seriously.

Politics? Blah!! We're talking about CHUCK NORRIS here okay!?!?!?!?!

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Posted By: The Block
Date Posted: October 14 2009 at 19:28

Once again...

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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: October 14 2009 at 19:33

This proves the AWESOMENESS of CHUCK NORRIS!!

http://chucknorrisfacts.com/ - http://chucknorrisfacts.com/

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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: October 14 2009 at 19:38

Let me share a few:

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Seriously, I lose hours reading these facts LOL

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Posted By: The Block
Date Posted: October 14 2009 at 19:42

J-Man wrote:

This proves the AWESOMENESS of CHUCK NORRIS!!

http://chucknorrisfacts.com/ - http://chucknorrisfacts.com/

Don't you just love Chuck Norris?

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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: October 14 2009 at 19:43

The Block wrote:

J-Man wrote:

This proves the AWESOMENESS of CHUCK NORRIS!!

http://chucknorrisfacts.com/ - http://chucknorrisfacts.com/

Don't you just love Chuck Norris?

Yes

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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: October 14 2009 at 20:01

J-Man wrote:

The Block wrote:

J-Man wrote:

This proves the AWESOMENESS of CHUCK NORRIS!!

http://chucknorrisfacts.com/ - http://chucknorrisfacts.com/

Don't you just love Chuck Norris?

Yes

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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: October 14 2009 at 20:39

^^ That's a bunch of BS!!!! Angry

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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: October 16 2009 at 01:40

Chuck Norris is not all that. He's has to do infomercials for the Total Gym .He's lost it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcz0MLLizeY - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcz0MLLizeY

Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: October 16 2009 at 02:06

Total Gym is a fine product, and if Chuck Norris wants you to buy it, you will buy it. Stern Smile

Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: October 16 2009 at 12:55

I gotta go with Body by Jake. He gets the women.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kG0IBSGkGg&feature=related - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kG0IBSGkGg&feature=related

Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: October 16 2009 at 13:20

crimhead wrote:

Chuck Norris is not all that. He's has to do infomercials for the Total Gym .He's lost it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcz0MLLizeY - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcz0MLLizeY

This is true. As sad as though commercials are though, the guy is what in hi 60's? And you see the muscles he still has????

Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: October 16 2009 at 14:25

Well, he still does need to stay in shape to KICK Jack Bauer's SORRY ASS!!!!!

Angry

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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: October 16 2009 at 14:26

J-Man wrote:

^^ That's a bunch of BS!!!! Angry

Don't deny it. You know it's true. Wink

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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: October 16 2009 at 14:27

birdwithteeth11 wrote:

J-Man wrote:

^^ That's a bunch of BS!!!! Angry

Don't deny it. You know it's true. Wink

Maybe I do.....

maybe i don't...

Wink

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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: October 16 2009 at 14:34

Alright then. If we convince Keifer Sutherland and and Chuck Norris to fight, and Keifer Sutherland wins, can I have your spot on the PM team? Tongue

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Posted By: Bucsdude
Date Posted: October 16 2009 at 18:48

good luck buddy Chuck Norris is a mix of the Terminator and Mike Ditka.

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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: October 16 2009 at 19:29

Who's Ditka giving the finger to? LOL

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Posted By: Bucsdude
Date Posted: October 16 2009 at 20:06

your mom

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Posted By: Bucsdude
Date Posted: October 16 2009 at 20:12

or Jack Bauer who is a total failure and would lose to Both

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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: October 16 2009 at 20:21

Amen brother

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Posted By: The Block
Date Posted: October 16 2009 at 20:27

Halleluya, my brotha!

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Posted By: Bucsdude
Date Posted: October 16 2009 at 20:37

yeah lets send him a sucker punch to the face

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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: October 16 2009 at 21:00

But Chuck Norris doesn't do that! He only roundhouse kicks!

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Posted By: Bucsdude
Date Posted: October 16 2009 at 21:06

oh yeah

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Posted By: Bucsdude
Date Posted: October 16 2009 at 21:08

Go Ditka

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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: October 16 2009 at 21:11

I'm tellin' ya that's pic of the year '09 material right there! LOL

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Posted By: Bucsdude
Date Posted: October 16 2009 at 21:18

yeah it is going to be my screen saver for my touch

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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: October 16 2009 at 21:20

Nice. I don't have an iPod touch, but this would be mine:

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Posted By: Bucsdude
Date Posted: October 16 2009 at 21:29

haha

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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: October 16 2009 at 21:32

birdwithteeth11 wrote:

Alright then. If we convince Keifer Sutherland and and Chuck Norris to fight, and Keifer Sutherland wins, can I have your spot on the PM team? Tongue

Deal....... only if I can then join the Symphonic team out of pure desperation Wink

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Posted By: Bucsdude
Date Posted: October 17 2009 at 08:31

Nice one jeff I still think Mike Ditka could beat Keifer Sutherland without a doubt

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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: October 17 2009 at 08:47

J-Man wrote:

birdwithteeth11 wrote:

Alright then. If we convince Keifer Sutherland and and Chuck Norris to fight, and Keifer Sutherland wins, can I have your spot on the PM team? Tongue

Deal....... only if I can then join the Symphonic team out of pure desperation Wink

None of this is needed. Ditka would probably trade ALL the admins/mods just so one could get a spot

Wink

Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: October 17 2009 at 09:33

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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: October 17 2009 at 09:56

I forgot about that.....but that is one HUGE knock against Ditka.
No one player is worth trading away every draft pick you have....but then again he'll probably eat me so...

Posted By: Bucsdude
Date Posted: October 17 2009 at 10:04

yeah he is a monster

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