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Topic: the jonas poll
Posted By: martinprog77
Subject: the jonas poll
Date Posted: June 05 2009 at 05:29
 
vs
 
 
jwhich one do you prefer  Evil Smile
 
 


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Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: June 05 2009 at 05:55
Reingold can play with his teeth, so he automatically gets my vote!Tongue

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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: June 05 2009 at 07:02
What?  No Jonas Hellborg?  Grave omission.


Posted By: Roj
Date Posted: June 05 2009 at 07:08
Can anybody guess who I voted for?


Posted By: b_olariu
Date Posted: June 05 2009 at 10:50
Who the heck are The Jonas Brothers????????ConfusedNever heared of them, but in the pictures looks like 3 dudes playing some MTV stuff, am I wrong??????? Voted for FK bassist


Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: June 05 2009 at 10:54
Originally posted by b_olariu b_olariu wrote:

Who the heck are The Jonas Brothers????????ConfusedNever heared of them, but in the pictures looks like 3 dudes playing some MTV stuff, am I wrong??????? Voted for FK bassist
Actually 3 dudes playing Disney stuff for teenage girls.

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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: June 05 2009 at 11:14
Hell, if I were a Jonas Brother, I'd be riding the gravy train too.  Cool

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Posted By: b_olariu
Date Posted: June 05 2009 at 11:21
Originally posted by rushfan4 rushfan4 wrote:

Originally posted by b_olariu b_olariu wrote:

Who the heck are The Jonas Brothers????????ConfusedNever heared of them, but in the pictures looks like 3 dudes playing some MTV stuff, am I wrong??????? Voted for FK bassist
Actually 3 dudes playing Disney stuff for teenage girls.
 
Thanks Rushfun 4 for this information, must be a real solid bandLOL


Posted By: Progosopher
Date Posted: June 05 2009 at 11:27

My first electric guitar was a red and black Sears copy of a Gibson SG just like the one whatsisname is holding (I won't say playing).  It cost $75.  This one probably sounds the same. Dead  I think I was older, though.



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Posted By: TheCaptain
Date Posted: June 05 2009 at 11:41
Knowing who the Jonas Brothers are will increase my standing with the ladies whereas Mr. Reingold doesn't help out a whole lot in that category.

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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: June 05 2009 at 11:48



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Posted By: Logan
Date Posted: June 05 2009 at 12:11
Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:

What?  No Jonas Hellborg?  Grave omission.


He's fantastic. That would elevate this from a just for fun poll, but then martinprog would find heavy-weight competition. ;) 

And I also would have included Jonas Broberg ( http://www.discogs.com/artist/Jonas+Broberg - http://www.discogs.com/artist/Jonas+Broberg ) and Jonas Bjerre from Mew.

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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: June 05 2009 at 12:19
Originally posted by Logan Logan wrote:

Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:

What?  No Jonas Hellborg?  Grave omission.


He's fantastic. That would elevate this from a just for fun poll, but then martinprog would find heavy-weight competition. ;) 

And I also would have included Jonas Broberg ( http://www.discogs.com/artist/Jonas+Broberg - http://www.discogs.com/artist/Jonas+Broberg ) and Jonas Bjerre from Mew.

I knew there were much better Jonases out there. Big smile


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Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: June 05 2009 at 12:44
Reingold won for me for two reasons: One, he's playing a bass in the picture.  Two, I've heard of the Jonas Brothers.

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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: June 05 2009 at 13:27
Whomever voted for the Jonas Bros needs to have their PA membership revoked asap.  LOL


Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: June 05 2009 at 13:28
There always has to be one in every poll.

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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: June 05 2009 at 13:28
Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:

What?  No Jonas Hellborg?  Grave omission.


agreed.


Posted By: Logan
Date Posted: June 05 2009 at 13:46
Originally posted by crimhead crimhead wrote:

Whomever voted for the Jonas Bros needs to have their PA membership revoked asap.  LOL


I think I might vote that way as a protest against this rigged poll. ;)


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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: June 05 2009 at 13:54


Uncle Joey plays bass?  Shocked


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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: June 05 2009 at 13:58
LOL I thought that he looked familiar.

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Posted By: J-Man
Date Posted: June 05 2009 at 14:57
Jonas Brothers are absolutely awful, so by default they must win, especially against a great bassist.

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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: June 05 2009 at 16:33
Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:



Uncle Joey plays bass?  Shocked


Wasn't he in "The Aristocrats" with Bob Saget?


Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: June 05 2009 at 18:12
See, if you had just put in the proper Jonases this thread would not have been exiled to the Just For Fun section.  I'm not sure just how much more fun we can actually have with this topic.

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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: June 05 2009 at 18:22
Originally posted by crimhead crimhead wrote:

Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:



Uncle Joey plays bass?  Shocked


Wasn't he in "The Aristocrats" with Bob Saget?


As a matter of fact, while searching for the picture, he said Bob has always been into R-rated material, while he himself is more family-oriented, so I don't think so.


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Posted By: martinprog77
Date Posted: June 06 2009 at 03:09
Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:

What?  No Jonas Hellborg?  Grave omission.
well said.ClapClap.another great swedish  bass player .

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Posted By: martinprog77
Date Posted: June 06 2009 at 03:11
Originally posted by Roj M30 Roj M30 wrote:

Can anybody guess who I voted for?
The Jonas Brothers LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

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Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: June 06 2009 at 03:59
Originally posted by crimhead crimhead wrote:

Whomever voted for the Jonas Bros needs to have their PA membership revoked asap.  LOL


Here Here!

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Posted By: Roland113
Date Posted: June 07 2009 at 18:31
Wow, there must really be a lot going on these days.

Seriously, I go away for a weekend and this stuff happens?

Yikes.


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Posted By: topofsm
Date Posted: June 07 2009 at 19:31
I voted for the Jonas brothers, but just to piss people off.

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Posted By: Evolver
Date Posted: June 07 2009 at 19:36
Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:



Uncle Joey plays bass?  Shocked
LOLClap


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Posted By: The Quiet One
Date Posted: June 07 2009 at 19:55
Huh? Who's Jonas Rein...what?

The Jonas Brothers RAWK!! Come on guys! They are real virtuosos!!! They get my vote, no doubt...


Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: June 08 2009 at 11:46
Originally posted by The Quiet One The Quiet One wrote:

Huh? Who's Jonas Rein...what?

The Jonas Brothers RAWK!! Come on guys! They are real virtuosos!!! They get my vote, no doubt...


These guys are better than the Jonas Bros.  Big smile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo


Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: June 09 2009 at 01:48
The Jonas Brothers are some of the most gifted musical geniuses ever. They get a lot of haters but these people are simply too dumb to work their way through the music. It takes a very special mind to truly understand their music.

WinkLOL



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Posted By: Man Erg
Date Posted: June 09 2009 at 02:11
I must have been living in a cave in the wilderness,so ...

Who on Earth are the Jonas Brothers?

Ah! I've just seen the answer...Disney boy band.

I hope a whale swallows them whole.

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Posted By: Queen By-Tor
Date Posted: June 09 2009 at 02:42
I'm probably biased because I've chatted with Reingold, but he's also a wicked bass player, so there's my pick


Posted By: victor77
Date Posted: June 09 2009 at 09:36
Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:

Originally posted by Logan Logan wrote:

Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:

What?  No Jonas Hellborg?  Grave omission.


He's fantastic. That would elevate this from a just for fun poll, but then martinprog would find heavy-weight competition. ;) 

And I also would have included Jonas Broberg ( http://www.discogs.com/artist/Jonas+Broberg - http://www.discogs.com/artist/Jonas+Broberg ) and Jonas Bjerre from Mew.

I knew there were much better Jonases out there. Big smile
 
 What about Jonas Engdegard?
 


Posted By: Little Sir John
Date Posted: June 09 2009 at 09:48
Originally posted by crimhead crimhead wrote:

Whomever voted for the Jonas Bros needs to have their PA membership revoked asap.  LOL

LOL

Ha ha they're such a joke.
Actually... I had a dream last night that one of them was going to be in my Art History class.... that was weird.





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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: June 09 2009 at 17:48
Originally posted by Little Sir John Little Sir John wrote:

Originally posted by crimhead crimhead wrote:

Whomever voted for the Jonas Bros needs to have their PA membership revoked asap.  LOL

LOL

Ha ha they're such a joke.
Actually... I had a dream last night that one of them was going to be in my Art History class.... that was weird.





Yes, and they may never listen to prog again!
And that is a pretty weird dream....


Posted By: Little Sir John
Date Posted: June 10 2009 at 10:33
Ha ha maybe Joe Jonas will start listening to Prog and then he'll get his brothers hooked on it and they'll realize how much better it is. Then, they'll leave the rock scene for 5 years, take music lessons from Steve Howe and Jon Anderson and then come back and bring progressive rock to Disney Channel. Their baby brother can play the keyboards. People won't know what to do.

That's what should have happened in my dream.


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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: June 17 2009 at 23:38
Originally posted by Little Sir John Little Sir John wrote:

Ha ha maybe Joe Jonas will start listening to Prog and then he'll get his brothers hooked on it and they'll realize how much better it is. Then, they'll leave the rock scene for 5 years, take music lessons from Steve Howe and Jon Anderson and then come back and bring progressive rock to Disney Channel. Their baby brother can play the keyboards. People won't know what to do.

That's what should have happened in my dream.


Talk about a slap to the collective face of Prog if that ever happened. The last thing that Prog needs is Disney sanitizing and packaging it for the masses.


Posted By: topofsm
Date Posted: June 17 2009 at 23:40

^Agreed. If that ever happens I'm going to listen to obscure ethnic folk music from Asia for the rest of my life.



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Posted By: Diaby
Date Posted: June 22 2009 at 05:56

Oh. My YouTube username is JonasReingold, and once I called there somebody an ignorant b*****d after having seen he said "a keyboard is nothing to do with a rock band". He answered:

"jonas (brothers)

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I was really angry.



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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: June 22 2009 at 11:08
Eight votes for the brothers. *shakes head and walks off"

It must be a cruel joke.


Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: June 22 2009 at 11:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRdccTYnR50 - This . Pure brilliance! Thumbs Up


Posted By: mr.cub
Date Posted: June 22 2009 at 23:28
Originally posted by martinprog77 martinprog77 wrote:

 
 
 
 
 
 
It can't be healthy holding that SG that close to your knee cap


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Posted By: The Block
Date Posted: September 26 2009 at 17:39
huh...you listen to the Jonas Brothers.

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Posted By: guitargods2009
Date Posted: September 26 2009 at 19:20
I know a 14 year old kid down the block who WAS a big Jonas Brothers fan until I turned him onto "Red" by King Crimson. Turn him into a big convert in no time. Felt like I did my good community deed for the day.


Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: September 26 2009 at 19:21
Originally posted by guitargods2009 guitargods2009 wrote:

I know a 14 year old kid down the block who WAS a big Jonas Brothers fan until I turned him onto "Red" by King Crimson. Turn him into a big convert in no time. Felt like I did my good community deed for the day.




Great to hear someone else converting the masses to prog

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Posted By: mrcozdude
Date Posted: October 17 2009 at 17:59
Jonas brothers anyone who doesn't see the irony in purity & ring must be very special

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Posted By: camilleanne
Date Posted: October 22 2009 at 09:01
The Jonas Brothers!!,, THEY ROCK...,I really don't know the reason why they rock they just rock!!LOLLOLLOLspecially the song ????.......................  it rocks.....LOL

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Posted By: SgtPepper67
Date Posted: October 22 2009 at 14:21
Who the hell is Jonas Reingold??? Unfortunately I don't have to ask about the Jonas brothers, why do they have so many votes?!?!?! Reingold must be a very crap bass player, or the people who voted were joking? At least from the picture he doesn't look like he plays in a Disney boy band for teenage girls.

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Posted By: guitargods2009
Date Posted: October 23 2009 at 17:13
Originally posted by crimhead crimhead wrote:

Whomever voted for the Jonas Bros needs to have their PA membership revoked asap.  LOL
 
Whomever posts another forum regarding the Jonas Bros needs to have their PA membership revoked asap.  LOL   (but we'll let this one slide)


Posted By: camilleanne
Date Posted: October 24 2009 at 19:46
Originally posted by guitargods2009 guitargods2009 wrote:

I know a 14 year old kid down the block who WAS a big Jonas Brothers fan until I turned him onto "Red" by King Crimson. Turn him into a big convert in no time. Felt like I did my good community deed for the day.


Wow that's great...Clap


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Posted By: The Mother Squid
Date Posted: October 24 2009 at 20:22
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRdccTYnR50 - This . Pure brilliance! Thumbs Up


The anti-gay undertone made me cringe.
Wait... Undertone?

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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: October 26 2009 at 13:02
Jonas Salk?


Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: October 26 2009 at 15:01



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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: November 17 2009 at 13:44
Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:



What would be worse.....Hannah Montana or those guys in the White House?


Posted By: mohaveman
Date Posted: November 17 2009 at 14:28
Easy


Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 17 2009 at 15:09
Hannah would be better, at least I would watch that. Wink


Posted By: Silverbeard McStarr
Date Posted: November 17 2009 at 16:49
I wish Jonas Brothers would after about 10 years start doing avant-garde free jazz. They would grow long hair, get beards and release songs called "an exploration of the pipe". I'd love that.



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