What is your preferred form of torture?
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Topic: What is your preferred form of torture?
Posted By: mrcozdude
Subject: What is your preferred form of torture?
Date Posted: May 16 2009 at 04:19
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I'm just quite curious,some very tough options there. I think this thread will really help in getting to know one another. For me I think it would be beaten to death by a spoon.Though as painful as it sounds it could be quite spectacular. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/cozfunkel/" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: May 16 2009 at 09:13
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Speaking of torture:
http://www.credoaction.com/comics/index.html -
This Modern WorldMay 12, 2009 3:47 PM The Real Life Ticking Bomb Scenario
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Posted By: mrcozdude
Date Posted: May 16 2009 at 09:42
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^ It's intense.Hope there's a sequel.
------------- http://www.last.fm/user/cozfunkel/" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: MovingPictures07
Date Posted: May 16 2009 at 10:25
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Anyone who chooses Nickleback is insane.
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Posted By: Werneflo
Date Posted: May 16 2009 at 10:28
I was thinking the same thing. The spoon-beating seems intriguing, though. |
MovingPictures07 wrote:Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: May 16 2009 at 10:30
GASP! Are you implying torture does not work?????? And I dont know, this thread is pretty difficult. Tough to choose |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: May 16 2009 at 11:52
I could probably stand listening to Axl Rose, mostly because it's temporary and doesn't involve lose of life or limbs. 
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: May 16 2009 at 12:01
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I picked that one because you only have to witness. It doesn't say anything about actually having to listen.
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Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: May 16 2009 at 12:02
Preferred form of BEING tortured, or torturing someone else? Because that could very easily vary... Also, what type of spoon are we talking about? Plastic? Wooden? Stainless steel? I need answers man! It's too vague! 
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Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: May 16 2009 at 12:52
Fixed that for ya.
------------- "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken |
Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: May 16 2009 at 12:53
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If it's dishing the torture out to others, it'd have to be the Motley Crue bit for me. But I'd have to really dislike the victims... ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: mrcozdude
Date Posted: May 16 2009 at 15:22
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I should mention it's you being tortured and with the spoon...................a small tea spoon.But remember it results in death.
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Posted By: topofsm
Date Posted: May 16 2009 at 15:34
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I took the petrol. Maybe it'd taste good. If not, I'd see if I could sneak in a lighter, and then I'd burn up from the inside out, and that would freak out my torturers! ------------- 
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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: May 16 2009 at 15:37
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Anything but Celine Dion. ------------- 
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Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: May 16 2009 at 15:38
Oooo... man that's pretty brutal, although you'd probably die of old age before you died of teaspoon battery. I think I'll go with that ------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: May 16 2009 at 15:38
I drink Cider, so the petrol would be an absolute pleasure for me ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: Evolutionary Sleeper
Date Posted: May 16 2009 at 15:46
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Never made it as a wise man, couldn't cut is as a p-- ::is shot:: ------------- 
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Posted By: The T
Date Posted: May 16 2009 at 17:22
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To be stuck at the front of a whole Nickleback concert Incredibly atrocious torture... but there might be good looking women on the first row at least....
Set alite For a few minutes you become a torch, therefore the light of all lights, therefore you're redeemed.
Forced to drink petrol I guess they do that already in some colleges..... don't they?
To be Fred Durst Really... to be rich and surrounded by women....
To spend eternity watching Will & Grace Now we're starting to talk real torture here....
Mauled by Tigers Not so bad... tigers are holy animals in some place.... therefore you're holy food... and if they aren't, at least they're cute big cats.... who would call torture being licked by a cat?
Beaten to death by a spoon Even worse being eaten to death by a spoon...
Married to an over obsessive Celion Dion fan Even worse being married to Celine Dion...
Spending eternity in Motley Crue tribute band This is serious torture...
Shotgun to the kneecaps Out of context.
To witness a five hour Axl Rose vocal solo Even worse a five hour Axl Rose guitar solo....
Having to live your whole life with British dentistry Or your whole live with the US healthcare system... so in a way 300 000 000 people are being tortured every day... ------------- 
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: May 16 2009 at 17:30
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Balloons. Squeezing balloons will help anyone bring me to my knees. (Oh wait...you said "preferred"...) ------------- 
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: May 16 2009 at 17:39
How about we pop bubble wrap at you?  ------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: May 16 2009 at 17:42
Harmless. I pop bubble wraps, addictively, myself.  -------------
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: May 16 2009 at 17:43
Yeah, but there's a big difference between doing yourself and having it done to you. How about we put you the comfy chair? Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!!  ------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: May 17 2009 at 03:30
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Don,t forget the Soft Cushions, Cardinal Fang ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: May 17 2009 at 03:48
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But the torture never stops...
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Posted By: mrcozdude
Date Posted: May 17 2009 at 05:45
But would you really want Limp Bizkits discography on your concious. Some good cases though T,what did you vote for? ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/cozfunkel/" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: June
Date Posted: May 17 2009 at 16:13
| Went with the spoon, but I guess being set alite would be quicker said and done... |
Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: May 18 2009 at 16:07
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Posted By: akamaisondufromage
Date Posted: May 18 2009 at 16:17
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Having to live your whole life with british den.........sh*t! ------------- Help me I'm falling! |
Posted By: akamaisondufromage
Date Posted: May 18 2009 at 16:18
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sh*t! ------------- Help me I'm falling! |
Posted By: LiquidEternity
Date Posted: May 18 2009 at 16:43
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The Celine Dion fan thing. I mean, I'd just have to sit through watching the Titanic and then she's on fire for a couple of hours. Could be a lot worse, anyways. ------------- 
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Posted By: The T
Date Posted: May 18 2009 at 16:54
Definitely it's a tough call between Celine dion and Will and Grace...
But the second one will get a laugh out of me eventually... So Canada wins... -------------
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: May 19 2009 at 02:22
Indeed - being afflicted with British dentists and a morbid fear of same as I am is bad enough, but you left off the real torture this time of year: Hay Fever!! Arse! ------------- 
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Posted By: akamaisondufromage
Date Posted: May 19 2009 at 12:14
Coincidently I had to go to my "British Dentist" this morning and my "British Dentist" is , I think, east european and he reminds me of the dentist in Marathon Man "Is it safe?" "Is it safe?" aaaagh! Luckily he kept away from the drill.
And I get hayfever. Doh! ------------- Help me I'm falling! |
Posted By: NotAProghead
Date Posted: May 19 2009 at 13:21
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Reading all CTTE and SEBTP reviews on PA. ------------- Who are you and who am I to say we know the reason why... (D. Gilmour) |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: May 19 2009 at 13:54
| I'd like to be tickled with a feather duster. |
Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: May 20 2009 at 02:26
You could always have a word with my neighbour - she runs a cleaning company. ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: mrcozdude
Date Posted: June 01 2009 at 22:59
lol ouch ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/cozfunkel/" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: tszirmay
Date Posted: June 01 2009 at 23:02
Kenny Rogers, Axl Rose and Celine = the three screeches !  ------------- I never post anything anywhere without doing more than basic research, often in depth. |
Posted By: progkidjoel
Date Posted: June 02 2009 at 01:36
This ------------- 
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Posted By: LandofLein
Date Posted: June 05 2009 at 01:04
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i think death by spanking would be pretty terrible
or listening to the sex pistols
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Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: June 13 2009 at 00:59
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I picked mauled by tigers. That way I'd have a cool, if very painful, way of going out.
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Posted By: fusionfreak
Date Posted: June 13 2009 at 10:29
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Married to an over obsessive Céline Dion fan and............having an affair with a Jonas Brothers head ------------- I was born in the land of Mahavishnu,not so far from Kobaia.I'm looking for the world of searchers with the help from crimson king |
Posted By: Failcore
Date Posted: June 13 2009 at 21:59
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Many of these options seem to remind me of this. http://www.youhavebadtasteinmusic.com/ |