An April Fools' Day story for my PA beloveds
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Topic: An April Fools' Day story for my PA beloveds
Posted By: IAmTheMuskyTerrors
Subject: An April Fools' Day story for my PA beloveds
Date Posted: April 01 2009 at 14:48
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The Adventures of the Three Musky Terrors and the 9-hours Late Guy Once upon a time, in a faraway land ruled by the band hammer of Thor, there dwelt the Three Musky Terrors, BWOT, Haha, and Petrol. BWOT, Haha, and Petrol were perfectly average people, only they were gifted with unbelievable logic abilities, which they used to aid Pangallies, their home country, and a place they loved very very very much. Whenever a pest approached, seeking to undermine the security and safety of the inhabitants of Pangallies (who the Three Musky Terrors also loved very very very much), they would beat it down with unbelievable logic about how its actions were immoral, finally convincing it to leave, hanging its head in shame at its incomprehensibly evil actions. Unfortunately, one day, Petrol died. So sad. He always came back to life eventually, but it took some time, since Petrol renews itself only very slowly, of course. But, when this story took place, Petrol was unfortunately not around to aid BWOT and Haha. Thankfully, they would later find a very useful ally, but more on that later. Shortly after Petrol’s death, BWOT and Haha checked their problem scanner, which occasionally contained reports of pests within Pangallies. On this particular day, there was one report, blaring “I AM OFFENDED,” referring to a particular pest who was busy undermining the most tightly held notions Pangallians held dear. BWOT and Haha would have none of that, and quickly rushed to beat down the pest with men packed to the brim with straw (BWOT strawmen contain 45% more straw than the next leading brand. Remember, if it’s not BWOT, it’s not bullsh*t). They were, of course, successful, and the battered pest receded into the woodwork, never to be heard from again. BWOT and Haha exchanged a high five, congratulating each other. “We sure showed that childish prick, didn’t we!” 9 hours later, 9-hours late guy reiterated an argument made by Haha, providing the final exclamation point on a victorious day of battle, and ensuring once and for all that the pest was resoundingly defeated. Thank god logic and reason won out over knee-jerk reactions yet again. |
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: April 01 2009 at 14:53
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Posted By: TheCaptain
Date Posted: April 01 2009 at 17:07
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Does BWOT = Bird Without Teeth? ------------- Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal. |
Posted By: IAmTheMuskyTerrors
Date Posted: April 01 2009 at 17:14
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absolutely not |
Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: April 01 2009 at 17:43
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I erm... I got bored. Sorry dude.
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Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: April 01 2009 at 17:51
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Incoherence does not equal humor. ------------- if you own a sodastream i hate you |
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: April 01 2009 at 18:02
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hahahha.. I couldn't agree more... and disagree more passionately..
------------- The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip |
Posted By: moreitsythanyou
Date Posted: April 01 2009 at 18:30
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A poster from Nigeria? Now that's unique! I feel as though I should send him money. sendusmoneysendusmoney -------------  <font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR] |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: April 01 2009 at 18:37
Now that's funny. ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
moreitsythanyou wrote:Posted By: VanderGraafKommandh
Date Posted: April 01 2009 at 19:16
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Welcome back, Pnoom!
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Posted By: micky
Date Posted: April 01 2009 at 19:35
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I've got $10 on me being the infamous 'haha' hahhaha
------------- The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip |
Posted By: Raff
Date Posted: April 01 2009 at 19:39
Yes, but who are the other two? The plot thickens  ....
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Posted By: micky
Date Posted: April 01 2009 at 19:43
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bah.... the question I want to know is.... did haha get the 6' blond with large mammary glands in the end...
------------- The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: April 01 2009 at 22:32
I hope not.  ------------- 
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: April 01 2009 at 22:33
If it's $20, you might be able to feed one of them for a few months. Seriously though, I laughed for a good 5 minutes when I saw this. -------------
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