An Opinion
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Topic: An Opinion
Posted By: Failcore
Subject: An Opinion
Date Posted: February 10 2009 at 02:00
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This is what happens at the intersection of writing a stupid liberal arts paper and watching retarded tv shows. 50 horribly painful things I would rather watch other than a Tim and Eric creation The first 25 are truthful, I saved the stupid and untrue/non-existant ones for the backhalf 1) An equivalent duration of 80s MTV videos 2) A porno with all participating members above the age of 50. 3) Two girls 1 cup(at least it's over quicker, plus I know what to expect) 4) A movie headlined by Matthew McConaughey and a chick. 5) Wrestling 6) A subbed anime comedy where all the jokes don't translate coherently. 7) Peter Griffin's knee grimace on loop for 15 minutes. 8) Tron 9) Any movie inspired by a video game except for the 2nd Resident Evil. 10) Ian McKellen in a cross-dressing photoshoot. 11) SNL(not MAD Tv tho) 12) Time lapse footage of a gangrenous infection 13) Any cartoon movie voiced by Queen Latifah. 14) Any "Tyler Perry's" show. 15) Vintage footage of Steve Walsh trying to be "cool." 16) A Darren Aronofsky film. 17) A remake of The Gradute with hip-hop mixes of Simon and Garfunkel. 18) Slow-motion zoomed-in footage of eating potato chips. 19) Donnie make a fool out of himself while drunk. 20) Random weird chicks coming into my room topless for some dumbassed reason. 21) People playing championship poker. 22) Any political pundit news program. 23) Jon Stewart trying to be an actual political figure. 24) Reality TV except for anything on Bravo or Oxygen. 25) Nickelodeon kids shows. (not Disney tho) 26) The emergence of a Quasar. 27) Prognosticated footage of my own death. 28) Myself thinking of stupid sh*t to put in this list. 29) Time lapse of Human liquescence due to decomp. 30) The execution of every member of Gentle Giant. 31) Dildo infomercials. (unfortunately they exist) 32) The rise of the antichrist. 33) A Garfield live action tv show. 34) A Lady in the Water Sequel. 35) My computer melting down. 36) Dereferencing a NULL pointer. 37) Vincent Van Gogh trying to score chicks. (eww messy) 38) Me turning into a normal, everyday guy. 39) A George W. Bush inspirational performance. 40) The return of Iosef Stalin. 41) A vagina emerging where my penis should be. 42) A penis emerging where my vagina should be. 43) Another Nintendo E3 performance like last year's. 44) My life in the third person. 45) A battle between existance and non-being. 46) Chitlin gravy being fed to torture victims. (I'd be talking in no time) 47) My conception. 48) sudo dir /p 49) The emergence of Apple as a home computing leader. 50) Frizzle Funk From Fabulous Fortuitous Functionary Fornication. |
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: February 10 2009 at 08:09
Do you want me to list 50 things I would rather read than your list? 
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Posted By: Queen By-Tor
Date Posted: February 10 2009 at 12:16
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20) Random weird chicks coming into my room topless for some dumbassed reason. Okay... what's wrong with this one?  |
Posted By: Gustavo Froes
Date Posted: February 10 2009 at 12:18
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King By-Tor wrote:Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: February 10 2009 at 12:25
Only if those chicks are in a nursing home. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: February 10 2009 at 12:30
Are they by any chance progressive insurance chicks?  |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: February 10 2009 at 12:45
Could be. It is only a matter of time before someone makes a porn from the character that is......Flo. |
Posted By: moreitsythanyou
Date Posted: February 10 2009 at 12:55
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Yeah I agree. Tim and Eric are not funny at all.
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: February 10 2009 at 12:57
Great idea! Too bad Walerian Borowczyk is dead.  |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: February 10 2009 at 13:23
What about Roman Polanski? Think he could pull it off? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: February 10 2009 at 13:26
Probably. But now that I think about it, Flo would be a perfect character in a David Lynch movie. |
Posted By: Queen By-Tor
Date Posted: February 10 2009 at 13:38
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She could star in a remake of Eraserhead!! ... that movie scared the sh*t out of me |
Posted By: Gustavo Froes
Date Posted: February 10 2009 at 13:54
Great idea . |