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Battle Royal: Bear vs. Octopus

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Topic: Battle Royal: Bear vs. Octopus
Posted By: manofmystery
Subject: Battle Royal: Bear vs. Octopus
Date Posted: December 16 2008 at 02:23
First, An Announcement:
For the purposes of this bout the octogon has been filled with 3ft of water.
 
In This Corner:
The North American Grizzly Bear (Ursus arctos horribilis) standing an impressive 8 ft tall and weighing in at a bulky 500 lbs.  He's fast, he's fierce, and he has a taste for...anything he can get his claws on.
 
And in that corner:
The Northern Pacific Giant Octopus (Enteroctopus dofleini) weighing in at a miniscule 70 lbs but with an arm span of over 14 ft, ladies and gentlemen.  He'll Get you, he'll hold you, he'll bring you down.
 
Let's get in on!
 
By the way, if anyone is interested in funding this I'd be more than happy to set it up. Big smile


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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: December 16 2008 at 02:30
I think bear/octopus fighting is illegal in many countries.. however, my money's on the grizzly if only for the jaw power alone




Posted By: The Whistler
Date Posted: December 16 2008 at 03:23
Psh. Grizzly bear, any day. Those things eat all sort of water beast for breakfast. The octopus doesn't stand a chance.
 
(And I'll leave the Gentle Giant jokes for firmer fans.)


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Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: December 16 2008 at 12:32
i think you are underestimating the Octopus' quickness and strenth.  Now, the bear may very well win but he'd better make sure that 14 ft wingspan doesnt wrap up around him. 

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Posted By: Padraic
Date Posted: December 16 2008 at 12:35
Bear!


Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: December 16 2008 at 12:36
VS

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Posted By: June
Date Posted: December 16 2008 at 13:15
Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

VS
 
LOL LOL LOL
 
I went with the bear originally, but now I have a doubt.


Posted By: MovingPictures07
Date Posted: December 16 2008 at 13:17
Octopus, of course. Big smile




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Posted By: moreitsythanyou
Date Posted: December 16 2008 at 13:22
vs.?
I prefer the Gentle Giant album, but Grizzly Bear is a great band too


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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: December 16 2008 at 13:25
Bear. More agreable to touch. Even if a Grizzly.


Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: December 16 2008 at 16:05
I think you will need about 12 feet of water to make this a fair fight. With the set arena parameters, grizzly.

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Posted By: Logan
Date Posted: December 16 2008 at 16:24
../artist.asp?id=3977 - BEAR IS DRIVING runs over the competition while the ../artist.asp?id=682 - ART BEARS paint the grizzly picture.  ../artist.asp?id=3796 - THE LONELY BEARS ../artist.asp?id=3796 - feel left out, but the http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=51335 - FRIENDLY BEARS come and cheer them up.


Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: December 16 2008 at 16:24
The Octopus would last until the bear is drowned.

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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: December 16 2008 at 16:55
On a second search for bears, I got this:

Confused




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Posted By: Padraic
Date Posted: December 16 2008 at 16:57
Originally posted by Logan Logan wrote:

../artist.asp?id=3977 - BEAR IS DRIVING runs over the competition while the ../artist.asp?id=682 - ART BEARS paint the grizzly picture.  ../artist.asp?id=3796 - THE LONELY BEARS ../artist.asp?id=3796 - feel left out, but the http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=51335 - FRIENDLY BEARS come and cheer them up.


Imagine that, this silly poll reminded me about the Friendly Bears, and they can now be added to the archives.  Big smile


Posted By: Logan
Date Posted: December 16 2008 at 17:19
Originally posted by NaturalScience NaturalScience wrote:

Originally posted by Logan Logan wrote:

../artist.asp?id=3977 - BEAR IS DRIVING runs over the competition while the ../artist.asp?id=682 - ART BEARS paint the grizzly picture.  ../artist.asp?id=3796 - THE LONELY BEARS ../artist.asp?id=3796 - feel left out, but the http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=51335 - FRIENDLY BEARS come and cheer them up.


Imagine that, this silly poll reminded me about the Friendly Bears, and they can now be added to the archives.  Big smile


Excellent... I should have noted http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=46726 - Volcano the Bear (CLICK) too (another overdue one -- see progfreak chart http://progfreak.com/home/progarchives.xhtml?path=raz%2Fall&block=4 - HERE ). 

Volcano the Bear can bearly contain his pent up fury, and then explodes on the competition.


Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: December 16 2008 at 18:02
Da Bears.


Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: December 16 2008 at 19:00



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Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: December 16 2008 at 20:06
even the general polls have turned into prog polls, oh the humanity Wacko

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