The Order Of Posts
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Topic: The Order Of Posts
Posted By: sigod
Subject: The Order Of Posts
Date Posted: October 10 2008 at 10:13
Anyone who has been here any length of time at all will
begin to understand the basic order of posting for long threads. However, to
help some of the newer members of our fine forum who might worry over upsetting
the delicate posting etiquette, here is a brief guide as to exactly when to add
specific comments as the thread develops:
Post 1: (The genesis post - no pun intended)
Split into three groups - Newbies (who want to know something), older forum
lags (who have the answers) and trolls
(who live under bridges and eat billy goats). A good question or a statement is
usually the springboard of a long thread
Post 2
The reaction post - filled with love, hate, fear or just poo (possibly all
four).
Post 3
Usually someone pointing out that the subject for discussion has already
happened in another thread.
Post 4
The support post - Here comes the cavalry to back up post 1.
Post 5
The counter post - And here come more injuns...
Post 6
The digression - Genesis are great and btw, I'm a teapot and the Kaiser wants
to steal my string.
Post 7
The spelling/grammar Nazis - Usually disturbed from a long winter hibernation
and have been woken up (with a sore head). Never mind your point you ignorant
scum, watch your damn tautologies or I will rise up out of my hole and rape
your budgie.
Post 8
The level headed liberal post - Look, there ARE no genres. Just good and bad
music.
Post 9
The Dalek - I HAVE NO HUMOUR, ONLY FACTS AND FIGURES. YOUR MIRTH AND JOY IRRITATES ME - EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!!!!
Post 10
The Artist post - Actually, I'm Steve Wilson and that's that.
Post 11
The Fanboy post - Omg, I just love you Mr Wilson and everything you do.
Post 12
The Anti fanboy - I love Magma so, die Wilson
die!!!
Post 13
There is NO post 13.
Post 14
The thank you post - Hardly ever seen but worth mentioning
for novelty value
So there you have it - absolutely every kind of post that's EVER been made,
neatly catalogued in one handy at-a-glance post. You need never fear posting
the wrong thing again.
And before you say it - No problems, you are most welcome.
------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Replies:
Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: October 10 2008 at 11:09
What about the DT-related posts?
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Posted By: Neil
Date Posted: October 10 2008 at 11:39
Or even the P*llas related posts??
------------- When people get lost in thought it's often because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Posted By: Tinyfish
Date Posted: October 10 2008 at 11:46
Both require a forum in their own right...oh yes, they DO have their own forums!
------------- Tinyfish
http://www.tinyfish.org - Tinyfish Homepage
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Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: October 10 2008 at 11:51
excellent post, Simon...
------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: October 10 2008 at 13:10
Wait a second, not necessarily in that order...
------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: October 10 2008 at 14:16
This is how it begins...
------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Posted By: TGM: Orb
Date Posted: October 10 2008 at 17:26
One omission: Every even-numbered post on a poll is just an option name.
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Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: October 11 2008 at 05:37
The level headed liberal post:
He's got a point, you know.
------------- 'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Posted By: Visitor13
Date Posted: October 11 2008 at 13:08
I am appalled that the once-inevitable Greg Lake post is no longer an option
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: October 11 2008 at 13:15
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: October 11 2008 at 14:00
Post #13. Is this the equivalent of "Fight Club"? We don't talk about Fight club much like we don't talk about post #13.
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Posted By: Atkingani
Date Posted: October 11 2008 at 19:03
Post #15: A Mod asking for civility and good manners and informing that one or 2 posts above were hidden or deleted.
------------- Guigo
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: October 11 2008 at 19:53
Post 16: someone responds with ibtl
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: October 11 2008 at 20:50
Post # n where n > 2 : Poster n notified Poster (n-1) that his opinion of Poster (n-2)'s post is logically flawed.
------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want!
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: October 11 2008 at 21:34
Syzygy wrote:
The level headed liberal post:
He's got a point, you know. |
Damn you Chis - (adopts wicked witch of the west voice) - I'm melting...I'm melting.
------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: October 11 2008 at 21:35
Slartibartfast wrote:
Wait a second, not necessarily in that order...
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------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Posted By: Leningrad
Date Posted: October 12 2008 at 01:03
Posted By: Plankowner
Date Posted: October 12 2008 at 01:25
Omg, I just love you Mr Wilson and everything you do.
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: October 12 2008 at 01:59
Klaus Schulze forever, die Wilson die!!
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Posted By: toolis
Date Posted: October 12 2008 at 02:00
i'm Wilsen Stevon.
------------- -music is like pornography...
sometimes amateurs turn us on, even more...
-sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes you are the statue...
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Posted By: Logan
Date Posted: October 12 2008 at 02:12
Nice list!
Post 100: The totally frustrated "Whatever... Let's just drop it/ move on" post.
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Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: October 12 2008 at 03:15
Ricochet wrote:
Klaus Schulze forever, die Wilson die!!
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You spelled Magma wrong!!!!!!!
------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow"> https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp
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Posted By: Plankowner
Date Posted: October 12 2008 at 03:16
The Non Post.
You take the time to type a reply. Then for whatever reason, you highligt the text and delete or simply hit the back key.
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: October 12 2008 at 18:00
Plankowner wrote:
The Non Post.
You take the time to type a reply. Then for whatever reason, you highligt the text and delete or simply hit the back key. |
Nods sagely - damn fingers!
By the way, you didn't spell highlight correctly. Prepare your budgie sir.
------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: October 13 2008 at 05:28
DreEm ThaetEr ROCKZ lol n00bs!
------------- 'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: October 13 2008 at 07:22
Admin Note -
Can we keep this discussion on thread and civil please
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: October 13 2008 at 07:54
Tapfret wrote:
Ricochet wrote:
Klaus Schulze forever, die Wilson die!!
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You spelled Magma wrong!!!!!!!
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No I didn't!!! Klaus Schulze is the Kobaian word for Magma.
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Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: October 13 2008 at 09:52
Ricochet wrote:
Tapfret wrote:
Ricochet wrote:
Klaus Schulze forever, die Wilson die!!
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You spelled Magma wrong!!!!!!!
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No I didn't!!! Klaus Schulze is the Kobaian word for Magma.
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That's it! Where's your budgie?!?!
------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow"> https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp
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Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: October 13 2008 at 10:24
Atkingani wrote:
Post #15: A Mod asking for civility and good manners and informing that one or 2 posts above were hidden or deleted. |
which reminds me, where did my post go
------------- I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT
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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: October 13 2008 at 11:49
I'm Steph Welson...
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Posted By: Man Erg
Date Posted: October 13 2008 at 12:07
I vote Steve Wilson
Not in the poll- Pallas
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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: October 13 2008 at 12:11
Jim Garten wrote:
Admin Note -
Can we keep this discussion on thread and civil please |
------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want!
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: October 13 2008 at 12:24
Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: October 14 2008 at 14:41
Resist young man, resist!
Post 27 The parochial post - Martian prog is better than Venusian prog!
------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: October 14 2008 at 14:52
Were Post 15 to 26 deleted/hidden by Jim?
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: October 16 2008 at 18:18
And if so, what kind of smut and foul corruption did they contain?
------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: October 17 2008 at 02:50
sigod wrote:
Resist young man, resist!Post 27The parochial post - Martian prog is better than Venusian prog!
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Poppycock! Even as an example of a 'parochial' post, this is blasphemy..!
Venusian avant prog metal always had the edge, especially with the likes of Felixstowe Tamarind and Otto Magna-Carter at the forefront of the sub-genre. FFS! Otto used to play his laser mandolin whilst sitting in a bath of rice pudding...by remote control...from another planet! Beat that.
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: October 17 2008 at 06:12
You have no idea what you are talking about.
If you think that Martian prog is crap, I have three words of you; The Mystic Tentacles.
Since their third album - Wizard's Fist (a Rock Odyssey) which included
the
only use in prog rock of a startled donkey for the lead vocals, they
have lead the way in human/animal progressive collaboration. The
track 'Venusian Prog Is A Big Pile Of Poo' I think says all there is to
say about the state of the scene on that particular planet thank you
very much.
The ultimate masters of the paper nappy and distorted kazoo.
------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: October 17 2008 at 06:18
Post #28 - reference some obscure bands that no one has heard of.
( http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=52037 - http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=52037 )
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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: October 17 2008 at 07:58
sigod wrote:
You have no idea what you are talking about.
If you think that Martian prog is crap, I have three words of you; The Mystic Tentacles.
Since their third album - Wizard's Fist (a Rock Odyssey) which included
the
only use in prog rock of a startled donkey for the lead vocals, they
have lead the way in human/animal progressive collaboration. The
track 'Venusian Prog Is A Big Pile Of Poo' I think says all there is to
say about the state of the scene on that particular planet thank you
very much.
The ultimate masters of the paper nappy and distorted kazoo.
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Oh, is that right, Mr Martian prog fanboy!?
I grant you, the Mystic Tentacles were the first to incorporate animal/human progressive collaboration in their music, but I ask you..where is that ing donkey now, hey? He cant even get session work. Lunar based prog metal heads Dream Crater even declined his services for their last album 'Scenes from the back end of my ass'
In any case I prefer the tribute act 'OldRicks Testicles' and they're neither from Mars or Venus, their from Titan, and are trail blazers in their own right. Thats how prog I am sir..
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: October 20 2008 at 09:05
Post 29
The capitulation post (a very rare beastie this one):
Okay Blacksword, you're right. Venusian Prog is better than Martian Prog...
...but Dream Crater are sh*te!
------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: October 20 2008 at 09:28
Post 30
The obligitory bashing of Dream Crater!
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Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: October 21 2008 at 02:17
And Dream Crater isn't even Lunar Prog Metal, its just plain old Moon Rock!
------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow"> https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp
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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: October 21 2008 at 12:46
Tapfret wrote:
And Dream Crater isn't even Lunar Prog Metal, its just plain old Moon Rock!
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Dont open that can of worms!
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