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Topic: bugs
Posted By: dude
Subject: bugs
Date Posted: August 05 2008 at 11:16
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I found this bug,its rather unusual,it landed on my window pane and i can see it now.It is about 18 inches long and somewhat green in color and has eight legs its wings beat occasionally and it has fangs which melt the glass somewhat as they touch,MY GOD i can see it now and i can HEAR it through the thunder and driving rain.
WAIT THERE IS ANOTHER!!! my God where are they coming from!!!!???? and now i can hear sounds at my door there are more of them!!! THEY ARE BASHING AT MY DOOR TRYING TO GET AT ME I CAN SEE THE WOOD SPLINTER!!!! I HAVE MY GUN BUT ONLY A FEW BULLETS...........
THE DOOR HAS NEARLY CAVED IN NOW I CAN SEE FEELERS AND HEAR THE BEATING OF THIER HELLISH WINGS OVER THE SOUND OF THE STORM,OH MY GOD THE DOOR IS BREACHED THEY ARE HERE!!!!!!!...................TELL MY WIFE I LO...................
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Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: August 05 2008 at 11:20
| Someone's been at the glue again. |
Posted By: Easy Livin
Date Posted: August 05 2008 at 11:22
| Sorry to be a party pooper, but the bugs section is over active just now with real (computer) bugs, so I've rather spoilt the joke and move this thread. |
Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: August 05 2008 at 11:39
Were all your 1107 posts so stoned, dude? 
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Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: August 05 2008 at 12:09
I can believable. |
dude wrote:Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: August 05 2008 at 19:41
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"I'm bugged you all look like insects In your brand new sunspecs I'm bugged I'm bugged I drop a little note through my sympathetics door I think I'm going ga ga I just can't take anymore At first I see 'em swarming from a dark and midnight nest And when I see 'em fiddling well I think you've guessed the rest! ... I wake up in a cold sweat and I run into the street And just like in my nightmare they are jiggling at my feet I take a dead man's lighter and I burn them to the floor But where there was a dozen there are now a hundred more I'm bugged" XTC  ------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 02 2008 at 18:08
Every known bug has six legs. Every known spider has eight legs. Does it mean that a buggish eight-legged creature is necessarily a spider? But what if it shares more characteristics with bugs than it does with spiders? (If I had six legs, would I be a bug or a six-legged person?) |
Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: September 06 2008 at 10:01
| Where would you buy pants if you have six legs? |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: September 07 2008 at 15:04
Looks like he picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 07 2008 at 16:41
If I had six legs, I would wear a dress.  |
Posted By: Toaster Mantis
Date Posted: September 07 2008 at 16:43
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Is it possible that dude lives near an Arrowhead Project base?
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