apples
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Topic: apples
Posted By: dude
Subject: apples
Date Posted: July 23 2008 at 11:42
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If i had 5 apples and took away 3 apples how many apples would i have in my apple stash hidden in my secret apple stash place so that the number of apples is directly proportional to my hunger and the hunger of my hippie friends secretly hidden in the rainforest growing thier magic mushrooms,where x is the number of hippies,y is the amount of pizzas needed to end munchies and p is the hidden variable.................
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solve for p
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: July 23 2008 at 11:48
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He he he, you said "pee."
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 23 2008 at 12:15
I laughed so hard when I read that and I think it's really ironic because you said "pee" too. 
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: July 23 2008 at 12:49
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p=3.14159 |
Posted By: JayDee
Date Posted: July 23 2008 at 20:42
Shouldn't that be Pi?  ------------- 
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crimhead wrote:Posted By: Mikerinos
Date Posted: July 23 2008 at 20:49
| LOLZ |
Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: July 23 2008 at 21:54
| In order to solve for p, I need to know what the radius is and how many Oreo cookies are left in the cookie jar. |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 23 2008 at 21:56
| ^ and as stoned as dude when he started this thread |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: July 24 2008 at 00:41
Only if it's apple. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 24 2008 at 04:00
| The last time I had one it was pineapple, not Pi-apple. |
Posted By: JayDee
Date Posted: July 24 2008 at 05:59
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He meant apple-Pi.
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 24 2008 at 06:10
Oh. 
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Posted By: JayDee
Date Posted: July 24 2008 at 09:33
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Pi, Pi, Pi, Delilah?
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: July 24 2008 at 09:35
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The answer is 42, of course.
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Posted By: JayDee
Date Posted: July 24 2008 at 09:41
Show me an equation......  -------------
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: July 24 2008 at 09:52
 = 42 -------------
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Posted By: JayDee
Date Posted: July 24 2008 at 10:01
Ah, I thought: =42 Or  -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 24 2008 at 10:28
^ 
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Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: July 24 2008 at 19:13
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That's hilarious!
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 30 2008 at 17:30
| The answer is 2. |
Posted By: YesFan72
Date Posted: July 31 2008 at 07:31
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I decided to post another logic puzzle on here. A milkman has two empty jugs: a three gallon jug and a five gallon jug. How can he measure exactly one gallon without wasting any milk? ------------- 
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 31 2008 at 07:44
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Easy: He fills the bigger jug. Then he pours three gallons from the bigger jug to the smaller one. Then he drinks the three gallons from the smaller jug. Then he pours the two gallons from the bigger jug to the smaller one. Then he fills the bigger jug. Then he pours one gallon from the bigger jug to the smaller one. Then he drinks the three gallons from the smaller jug. Then he pours three gallons from the bigger jug to the smaller one. Then he drinks the three gallons from the smaller jug. Now there's one gallon in the bigger jug, nothing in the smaller jug, and nine galllons in the milkman. |
Posted By: YesFan72
Date Posted: July 31 2008 at 07:47
There is also a simpler way to do it without the milkman consuming milk. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 31 2008 at 07:49
| The milkman holds the nine gallons in his mouth and then spits them in bottles or something? |
Posted By: YesFan72
Date Posted: July 31 2008 at 07:51
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First, fill the three gallon jug. Pour that into the five gallon jug. Fill the three gallon jug again. Using that jug, fill the five gallon jug. There will be one gallon left over in the three gallon jug.
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: July 31 2008 at 07:57
Oh. 
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 02 2008 at 17:57
But how does the milkman know he has a three gallon jug and a five gallon jug? And even if he did know, how would he know that the jugs remain the same size when filled with milk? 
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Posted By: npjnpj
Date Posted: September 04 2008 at 04:44
| If there are three people in a lift and when it stops, five of them get out, then two have to get back in so that it's empty. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 15 2008 at 15:35
| What if the lift can only hold ±3 people? Wouldn't it have crashed before the five people got out? |
Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: September 15 2008 at 20:50
| What's a lift? |
Posted By: npjnpj
Date Posted: September 16 2008 at 04:34
| sorry, elevator, as in face-elevator |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 16 2008 at 10:48
| How many gallons of apples can a milkman put in a face-lift? |