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Topic: Sausage
Posted By: Snow Dog
Subject: Sausage
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 10:56

I like em all



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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 11:02
It´s just Lips and Arseholes 

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Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 11:04
Smorgasbord

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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 11:04


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Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: John Gargo
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 11:07
If it walked on four legs, chances are I'll eat it.  I don't descriminate among animal meats. 


Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 11:08
I´ve only got 3 legs 

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Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
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Posted By: John Gargo
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 11:11

Originally posted by Velvetclown Velvetclown wrote:

I´ve only got 3 legs 

Consider yourself lucky....



Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 11:12






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Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 13:17

daddy would you like some sausage?



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Posted By: philippe
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 13:19
Share about progressive rock music and related!!!!!

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Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 13:39
Originally posted by Radioactive Toy Radioactive Toy wrote:

daddy would you like some sausage?

My God, I can't believe anybody other than myself remembers that movie.



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'n you should have us all
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 14:13

Originally posted by philippe philippe wrote:

Share about progressive rock music and related!!!!!

Yes Sir! At Once Sir! Get stuffed!



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Posted By: Easy Livin
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 14:52

Snow dog.

Why did you start this thread in the main discussions when it has nothing to do with prog? This is a genuine question.Confused



Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 15:10
Dont know really, I guess I felt like being an a**ehole, besides even proggers gotta eat.

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Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 15:12
Originally posted by Easy Livin Easy Livin wrote:

Snow dog.

Why did you start this thread in the main discussions when it has nothing to do with prog? This is a genuine question.Confused

ErmmCos By-Tor made him do it,Easy.

He's always pushing Snow Dog around,but hopefully one day Snow Dog will be victorious!Big smile



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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 15:13
That darn By-Tor Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Posted By: Hierophant
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 15:24
seriously - wtf  


Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 15:34

Originally posted by Hierophant Hierophant wrote:

seriously - wtf  

Yeah,its all baloney!LOL

 

 

Look away girls...............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gosh that brings tears to the eyes!



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Posted By: Easy Livin
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 16:01
Silly sausage!LOL


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 16:07

Pigs on the wing



Posted By: richardh
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 16:28

Perhaps we can make a game of this thread in order to make it relevent.So name these famous prog tracks where the word sausage has been cunningly used to replace the real word.I know it's tough so you'll need to concentrate:

Sausage Evil 9

By Tor And The Sausage Dog

Close To The Sausage

Suppers Sausage

In The Court of The Crimson Sausage

Fanfare For The Common Sausage

Sausage

 

 

 

(A special congratulation for whoever gets the last one)

 

 

 



Posted By: John Gargo
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 16:35

Wish You Were (a) Sausage



Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 16:40
Originally posted by richardh richardh wrote:

Perhaps we can make a game of this thread in order to make it relevent.So name these famous prog tracks where the word sausage has been cunningly used to replace the real word.I know it's tough so you'll need to concentrate:

Sausage Evil 9

By Tor And The Sausage Dog

Close To The Sausage

Suppers Sausage

In The Court of The Crimson Sausage

Fanfare For The Common Sausage

Sausage

 

 

 

(A special congratulation for whoever gets the last one)

'21st Century sausage man'

'Pychadelic sausages go up in smoke'

'Sausage suppers ready'

'Alans Psychadelic sausage breakfast'

'Selling sausages by the pound'

'Sausage crawlers'(Genesis~)

 

 

 



Posted By: Litl
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 17:06
Only Metal Heads eat sausage.

Symphonias don't eat red meat.  They breathe and put spirolina in their morning smoothies.

Art Rockers eat things that crunch.

Canterberries drink chamomile tea and eat fruit and anything cheesy.

Fusioneers like red wine and finger foods.

Space/Experimentalists > certain cacti/fungi.

Kraut Rockers?  Too obvious to say...

And Neo-phytes eat whatever is served.


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 17:17

Originally posted by Litl Litl wrote:

Only Metal Heads eat sausage.

Symphonias don't eat red meat.  They breathe and put spirolina in their morning smoothies.

Art Rockers eat things that crunch.

Canterberries drink chamomile tea and eat fruit and anything cheesy.

Fusioneers like red wine and finger foods.

Space/Experimentalists > certain cacti/fungi.

Kraut Rockers?  Too obvious to say...

And Neo-phytes eat whatever is served.

 

Your saying you have a lot of bad habbits?



Posted By: Litl
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 17:33
I'm in that spirolina time of life    


Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 18:04
Journey to the Centre Of the Sausage!!!!!!

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Posted By: John Gargo
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 18:11

Now Now.... hold on.  That's just silly!  It started off well enough, but then it just got too silly.  [/Monty Python]

 



Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 18:14
A Sausageful Of Secrets!!!!!!!

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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 18:56

Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Journey to the Centre Of the Sausage!!!!!!

 

Yeh

'6 sausages of king henry the 8th'

King Arthur & a plate full of sausages at the round table'

 



Posted By: Metropolis
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 20:16


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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 20:39

Originally posted by Metropolis Metropolis wrote:

Some Pink Floyd:

'Sausage at the gates of dawn'

'Saucerful of sausages'

'More Sausages'

'Ummayumma'

'Obscured by sausages'

 

Enough of my pillocking about now.

 



Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 20:42
Worst?

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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 20:43

Originally posted by tuxon tuxon wrote:

Worst?

 

Trying to cheer the sleepy place up tux



Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 20:44
Awake here

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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 20:46

Originally posted by tuxon tuxon wrote:

Awake here

That make 2 of us



Posted By: Spanky
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 20:59
Riddles are Abound Tonight.

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Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: April 10 2005 at 22:36

Marillion - Clutching At Sausages

1. Sausages Hobbies
2. Warm Wet Sausage
3. That Time Of The Night (The Short Sausage)
4. Going Under
5. Just for The Sausage
6. White Sausage
7. Insausagicado
8. Sausage Song
9. Slainthe sausage
10. Sausage Mice
11. The sausage Straw
12. The end



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Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: April 11 2005 at 02:36
jefferson airplane - have you seen the sausage?

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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: April 11 2005 at 03:31
Originally posted by philippe philippe wrote:

Share about progressive rock music and related!!!!!


Phillipe.

OK, OK, it shouldn't be here in the main forum, but I just cannot resist...

Pork, Leek & Chilli; if anyone has ever had one of these beauties at a festival from The Real Meat Company, they'll know - sausage heaven (followed by toilet Hell).

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Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: April 11 2005 at 06:07
Originally posted by aqualung28 aqualung28 wrote:

Originally posted by Radioactive Toy Radioactive Toy wrote:

daddy would you like some sausage?

My God, I can't believe anybody other than myself remembers that movie.

Isn't that a song from Tom Green?



Posted By: Metropolis
Date Posted: April 11 2005 at 06:41
^  It's from Freddie got Fingered

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Posted By: Moribund
Date Posted: April 11 2005 at 07:23
Anything by Frankfurter Zappa


Posted By: mirco
Date Posted: April 11 2005 at 08:31

In italian prog:

PFM: Storia di un sausage

RDM: Sausage contamination

Banco: ...di sausage

Locanda: forse le sausage non si amano piu

 

And that great funky band, red hot chili peppers susages.



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Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: April 11 2005 at 08:43

I really assumed this was going to be another "Why isn't Primus in the archives?" thread.

 



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Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: April 11 2005 at 08:44
Come to think of it, my favorite sausage is Andouille...it's not listed, of course. Damn polls! 

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Posted By: Swinton MCR
Date Posted: April 11 2005 at 09:17

Iv'e eaten all the strongest meats, laid down on coloured sheets.......

Seriously - I have eaten nearly every living thing - even humans if you include the wife



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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 11 2005 at 12:36
Puerto-Rican swine does me fine! But seriously; what would make you ask this question?


Posted By: Beau Heem
Date Posted: April 11 2005 at 13:10
Starless and sausage black




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Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: April 11 2005 at 14:10

Selling Sausages by the Pound - Genesis

Mekanik Destruktiw Chorizo - Magma

A Sausage Full of Secrets (or did somebody do this one already?)

A Sausage's Tale - King Crimson

I Believe in Eating Sausages - Greg Lake 

Thick as a Bratwurst - Jethro Tull

...come to think of it, Zappa's Burnt Weeny Sandwich is a sausage themed piece of prog for real.

 



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Posted By: Easy Livin
Date Posted: April 11 2005 at 14:42

The of course there's

Be Bop Deluxe's "Live in the saus-age"
Blue oyster cult's "Saus-agents of fortune"
and Focus's follow-up to "Hamburger concerto", "Sausage concerto" (what else!)

Oh and Spock's beard's "The light-ly fried sausage".

 

 



Posted By: Alucard
Date Posted: April 11 2005 at 14:48

The original title of "The torture never stops" was :

the night of the iron sausage



Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: April 11 2005 at 14:52
Originally posted by Alucard Alucard wrote:

The original title of "The torture never stops" was :

the night of the iron sausage

 A mighty classic - love the version off YCDTOSA #1. A gifted guitarist, innovative composer, acerbic social commentator and true connoisseur of sausages - Frank Zappa, what a guy!



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to the already rich among us...'

Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom




Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: April 11 2005 at 16:15



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'Like so many of you
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Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom




Posted By: PROGMAN
Date Posted: April 12 2005 at 05:48
Pork!!!!

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Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: April 12 2005 at 09:13

mothers - we're in it for the sausage



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Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: April 12 2005 at 09:48
Burnt Weeny Sandwich from Zappa , anyone?

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prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword


Posted By: arkitek
Date Posted: April 12 2005 at 12:24
yum yum sausages!!!!! pork and apple are the best (getting this topic back to what it originally meant to be about not king arther or king henry the 8th)



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