Breaking News: Attack on Iran!
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Topic: Breaking News: Attack on Iran!
Posted By: Blacksword
Subject: Breaking News: Attack on Iran!
Date Posted: January 08 2008 at 08:30
In a surprise move, which goes against the wishes of NATO and all the member states, the Republic of Ireland has decided to take unilateral military action against Iran.
The shock move comes as US secretary of State, Condoleeza Rice has put all other engagements on hold and has flown to Dublin to try and defuse the situation. Coming through immigration at Dublin she told journalists, that Ireland risked taking the relationship between Iran and the west to 'new depths of instability' and that 'millions of people could be displaced when Irelands weapon is deployed' She urged restraint, saying that there could be no justification for using Chris De Burgh against Iran, and that nuclear weapons would be sufficient.
. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7146354.stm - Grave threat to world peace
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: January 08 2008 at 12:30
There's no need for that!
The horror, the horror ![](smileys/smiley5.gif)
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Posted By: Man Erg
Date Posted: January 08 2008 at 12:50
'' Laaaaydeeee in red...''
Aaaaargh! ![](http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j37/ManErg/surrender.jpg)
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Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: January 08 2008 at 14:20
They will surrender immediately, there's no other option. Unless they lock him away somewhere where he can't record any more songs.
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Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: January 08 2008 at 14:31
ouch....![Pinch](https://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley26.gif)
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Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: January 08 2008 at 14:41
Talk about weapon of mass destruction!
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Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: January 08 2008 at 15:55
I would not be surprised if the Ayatollahs, being used to a different alphabet, misread "Ireland" for "Israel" and feel forced to take certain steps.
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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: January 08 2008 at 15:56
Lets hope he plays the 'Fundamnetalist mix' of his old hit "Dont pay the Taleban"
Sorry couldn't resist..
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Posted By: Neil
Date Posted: January 09 2008 at 14:48
I doubt he'll do Patricia the Stripper either![Tongue](https://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley17.gif)
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Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: January 09 2008 at 15:10
^^^ or Spanish Train....![Ermm](https://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley24.gif)
------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: January 09 2008 at 15:39
He's just there for the oil, it's not a REAL attack.
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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: January 09 2008 at 15:47
Dont think he'll be playing many songs from this album either..
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Posted By: Neil
Date Posted: January 09 2008 at 18:40
Posted By: 1800iareyay
Date Posted: January 09 2008 at 23:09
Jesus, don't scare me like that.
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: January 10 2008 at 03:15
fandango wrote:
^^^ or Spanish Train....![Ermm](https://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley24.gif) |
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