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Topic: Fitysent
Posted By: Shakespeare
Subject: Fitysent
Date Posted: September 23 2007 at 12:04
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My favourite 50 Cent song is the one with the 13 minute Moog solo in 9/8. (What's it called again? I think its the one with the lyrics which are a metaphor for human consciousness and the elements.) Anyway, what's your favourite Fity song? |
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Posted By: Leningrad
Date Posted: September 23 2007 at 13:04
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Posted By: moreitsythanyou
Date Posted: September 23 2007 at 13:14
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It's fitty not fity. -------------  <font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR] |
Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: September 23 2007 at 13:17
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Actually its "fiddy" |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: September 23 2007 at 13:20
| Too right, you. |
Posted By: Dim
Date Posted: September 23 2007 at 13:22
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I like the one with the non stop blistering slide guitar and weird xylophone percussion that preaches non violence and vegiterianism! ------------- 
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Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: September 23 2007 at 13:27
| OH I forgot about that one! |
Posted By: Dim
Date Posted: September 23 2007 at 13:29
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Classic! -------------
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Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: September 23 2007 at 21:15
| I like his new song called "I get money (for doing nothing)". |
Posted By: The Doctor
Date Posted: September 23 2007 at 21:29
I like his track about ho's and thuggin out. Unfortunately, he has done that same song over and over again. It's amazing how many different ways you can talk about ho's and thuggin out.  ------------- I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you? |
Posted By: moreitsythanyou
Date Posted: September 23 2007 at 21:35
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I heard he ripped off Hiya Den A Mowh-in a lot.
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Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: September 23 2007 at 21:49
| I heard he got shot in the brain and survived. |
Posted By: moreitsythanyou
Date Posted: September 23 2007 at 22:01
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He owns part of Vitamin Water. (So I don't drink it) He should rap about water more often and not use it as a metaphor for semen or something like that. ------------- <font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR] |
Posted By: The Doctor
Date Posted: September 23 2007 at 22:04
What a shame. That he survived that is.  ------------- I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you? |
Shakespeare wrote:Posted By: ghost_of_morphy
Date Posted: September 24 2007 at 15:51
co-signed!!!!
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Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: October 09 2007 at 16:18
| Supposedly he said that if his new album sold less than Kanye West's, then he would quit his career. Kanye owned him. |
Posted By: Nanook
Date Posted: October 11 2007 at 19:11
Is this the non-prog music forum, or the that ain't music forum? Just checking.
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Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: October 11 2007 at 19:26
| Oops I meant to put this in "discussion not related to music!" |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: November 27 2007 at 17:12
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I still can't even begin to understand why anyone in their right mind would even CONSIDER listening to his material. I suppose the people who listen to him aren't in their right mind... Just kidding. The fellah rocks my socks. So talented, unique, inspiring, and, above all, makes me want to shoot somebody in the face. That's the most important thing in music. My motto is "If it don't make you wanna shoot someone in da face, it AIN'T MUSIC!" |
Posted By: laplace
Date Posted: November 27 2007 at 17:15
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I accidentally heard twelve seconds of "In da Club" on the radio and then I couldn't move any of my limbs. Fortunately the radio melted ------------- FREEDOM OF SPEECH GO TO HELL |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: November 27 2007 at 17:17
| /Nothing can withstand the amazing talents of FIDDYSENT. I heard he has to switch mic's between stanzas, otherwise they'd explode. |
Posted By: 1800iareyay
Date Posted: November 27 2007 at 17:20
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This is my new favorite thread. You guys know he'll be in the upcoming movie Righteous Kill, which will put DeNiro and Pacino together for the first time since Heat. I'm sure both are thrilled at the prospect of learning some acting tips from Fiddy. |
Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: November 27 2007 at 17:34
Actually, to the amazement of doctors everywhere, the bullet passed clean through his head without hitting any brain tissue at all. -------------   |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: November 27 2007 at 17:43
Nine times. |
Posted By: arcer
Date Posted: November 27 2007 at 18:23
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My favourite is the one where he asks people to live a non-violent life, and on which he deplores our materialistic western society that reveres things over people in which he finally delivers a heartfelt lecture on the rights of women to determine their own fortunes via economic empowerment, ownership of their own bodies and real equal opportunities in the workplace and the home. Best of all, on the outro you can hear him doing the vaccuuming and the school run. |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: November 27 2007 at 18:27
That was Mike Patton playing the vacuum, right? Man I love Patton/Cent collaborations. |
Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: November 27 2007 at 18:49
Fiddy really "weirds up" Patton's music; I always buy those albums expecting to hear Patton's trademark easy-listening mixture of smooth jazz and new age, but instead all I hear is him screaming. Must be Fiddy trying to torture him to death or something. ------------- |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: November 27 2007 at 18:59
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Fiddy kind of goes nuts some times. I wish he could be laid back and normal like Patton. John Zorn is easy-listening/healing compared to Fiddy. |
Posted By: moreitsythanyou
Date Posted: November 27 2007 at 23:30
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It's like there's music and there's audio art. Fitty is the latter.
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Posted By: aapatsos
Date Posted: November 28 2007 at 07:25
My favourite 60 cent song is the one that he does not take part in...
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Posted By: T.Rox
Date Posted: November 28 2007 at 08:40
I like the Fiddy songs that are so full of profanity they cannot be played on the radio ... because the radio is the only place I would be in danger of hearing any of his  !------------- "Without prog, life would be a mistake." ...with apologies to Friedrich Nietzsche |
Posted By: Visitor13
Date Posted: November 28 2007 at 08:54
Have you actually ever listened to the guy? 
ALL of his songs are about that. |
Posted By: Man Erg
Date Posted: November 28 2007 at 08:56
Was he wearing re-inforced steel underwear? ------------- 
Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb. |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: November 29 2007 at 19:38
Guess where he was wearing it. |
Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: December 19 2007 at 20:19
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Shakes you said there were 0 good rappers but Fiddy is pretty much the epitome of good music so if you don't like Fiddy you don't like good music that's just simple logic.
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Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: December 19 2007 at 20:21
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I don't like good music. I don't like bad music, for that matter. |
Posted By: King Crimson776
Date Posted: December 19 2007 at 22:16
| There is only one greatest fiddy song and that is "Straight to the Bank", in which he disses all of his fans for buying his pointless sh*t over a drum sample taken from the title track of MDK. Class, right there. |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: December 19 2007 at 22:17
*Scratches head* |
Posted By: King Crimson776
Date Posted: December 19 2007 at 22:20
| track 6..., basically the title track |
Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: December 19 2007 at 22:20
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He was probably referring to Mekanik Kommandoh, which is sort of like a title track. Edit: he beat me to it. ------------- |
Posted By: King Crimson776
Date Posted: December 19 2007 at 22:27
pwnd. |
Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: December 20 2007 at 04:29
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OMG, his cover of Beefheart's "Making Love to a Vampire With a Monkey On My Knee" is like 3ven betterz! ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 20 2007 at 05:34
| It seems I'm the only one here who doesn't particularly like him. |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: December 23 2007 at 16:50
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Gues what? He had a concert in Pristina (my city) a few days ago... (First international act to came here damned)... But gues what? 1/3 of local "rock-ers" and "metalheads" went there... That's something!!  (Sorry for wenting off topic ) |
Posted By: Petrovsk Mizinski
Date Posted: January 11 2008 at 04:26
Vompatti must be the only person that doesn't enjoy Fiddy6scent. I have always been a big fan of the song that's about violence, bling, hoes, and all general materialism. I'm sure you know that song, everyone.
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Posted By: King Crimson776
Date Posted: January 11 2008 at 17:27
| ^^ Yeah it's called Fiddysent, It's a very long monotonous epic, I wouldn't recomend it. |
Posted By: Petrovsk Mizinski
Date Posted: January 11 2008 at 21:09
^^ I'm eagerly awaiting Fiddysent's new epic album, 1dollarfiddysent, of course named in honor of his father -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: January 12 2008 at 08:01
| Is this the guy whose albums sell for 50 cents each? I mean, it says 50 cent on the cover, right? |
Posted By: Petrovsk Mizinski
Date Posted: January 12 2008 at 08:09
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^Well the thing is, fiddy, by nature is a really materialistc guy, so unfortunately, he bumps the price up to 52 cents. i was nearly going to buy his album 'We have guns, bling and hoes y'all', but i could not bear to pay such a capitalistic greedy price I'm afraid. -------------
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Posted By: Petrovsk Mizinski
Date Posted: January 25 2008 at 23:53
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Fiddy Sent aint funny anymore? Or is the Humor just too cheap? (50 cent cheap)
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Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: February 09 2008 at 12:18
| That's low. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: February 09 2008 at 16:53
There's nothing wrong with hitting 50 centimeters under the belt. |
Posted By: Petrovsk Mizinski
Date Posted: February 10 2008 at 05:36
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^Exactly -------------
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Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: February 22 2008 at 12:29
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I like that song where he counts to fifty, but it's about 8 minutes long, he never makes it to fifty, many numbers are missed and sometimes letters are thrown in. Sounds like a genius to me. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: February 22 2008 at 16:03
| I'm not his greatest fan, but I have to say his Christmas album "Ho, ho, ho!" is really awesome. |
Posted By: Petrovsk Mizinski
Date Posted: February 22 2008 at 20:41
I've got that album on CD, Vinyl, mp3 and wav format too  -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: February 23 2008 at 06:25
| ^ I have it on cassette and 8-track. I also have a copy of it burned on my brain. |
Posted By: Petrovsk Mizinski
Date Posted: February 23 2008 at 21:19
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^wanna trade the 8 track for the CD and the cassette for the vinyl? -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: February 24 2008 at 07:36
| ^ OK. You name the place, I'll name the time, and we'll make the trade. |
Posted By: Petrovsk Mizinski
Date Posted: March 17 2008 at 00:31
In Chişinău. -------------
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Posted By: moreitsythanyou
Date Posted: March 17 2008 at 00:35
Puns like these deserve recognition  ------------- <font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR] |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 17 2008 at 06:20
In one (1) hour. |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: March 17 2008 at 17:18
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Patti, I'll trade you the version burnt onto your brain for my invisible and weightless and textureless mini-disc version. |
Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: March 17 2008 at 17:44
what the...?  ------------- 
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 17 2008 at 18:23
Sorry, but I can't quite scrape it off. Besides, don't you know it's illegal to trade copyrighted contents of the mind? |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: March 17 2008 at 18:25
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Not in my country. Chişinău. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 17 2008 at 18:35
| Nah, I think I'll keep it for now. |
Posted By: laplace
Date Posted: March 17 2008 at 18:43
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Youse guys has piqued my curiousity. Can someone recommend a good fitty album to start with? I'd prefer something from the more accessible side of his hoover.
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Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: March 17 2008 at 18:47
| You'd like that album with the song |
Posted By: Petrovsk Mizinski
Date Posted: March 18 2008 at 07:58
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Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: March 31 2008 at 10:38
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Gimme some props yo http://www.last.fm/music/50+Cent - http://www.last.fm/music/50+Cent |
Posted By: LinusW
Date Posted: March 31 2008 at 11:15
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"Fiddy is amazing. I especially love his song in 9/16 with the 12 minute
moog solo where the lyrics are a metaphorical counterpart to the
Trotsky propaganda of Orwell's Animal Farm. I also love that song where
the furious xylophone and glockenspiel duet supports the powerful
lyrical domain of the metaphor for human consciousness and the
elements. FIDDY RULES! INTELLIGENT MUSIC FOR EVER!" I fell of my chair laughing! ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/LinusW88" rel="nofollow - Blargh |