Rhyming Thread.
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Topic: Rhyming Thread.
Posted By: Trickster F.
Subject: Rhyming Thread.
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 05:05
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This has recently become the hot thing in the VR, so I thought I'd bring it here.
Basically everyone tries to rhyme with the phrase the first poster typed down, and it goes on until a new page is reached. When that happens the first poster on the following page starts afresh until the next page, and so on and etc. There are no limitations aside from the ending syllable, and you can respond as many times in a single page as you like. It is preferrable though that users communicate with each other's posts instead of just sticking to the rhyme though.
 On this page, for instance, users will rhyme with the word "wed".
I'm being told that Fish is getting wed.
How many tears has Stoney shed?  ------------- sig |
Replies:
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 05:10
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Whatever you do don't mention to Fred,
That he could come here and talk about sheds. |
Posted By: progismylife
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 05:11
| When he does, will the villagers have fled |
Posted By: Trickster F.
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 05:16
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Can you see the red on the sofa bed? ------------- sig |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 05:19
| Ned had led Jed into thinking the bed was red |
Posted By: progismylife
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 05:20
| then it will sink like lead |
Posted By: Trickster F.
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 05:26
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I am surprised this has been left unsaid, ------------- sig |
Posted By: progismylife
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 05:36
is, then, the emo Ansen dead? The death is something he would dread |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 07:09
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His cremation fires shall burn bright red,
And the ashes interred beneath my shed!  ------------- 
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 12:05
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By whom are we with these lies fed? He did not die, he merely fled! |
Posted By: Trickster F.
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 12:27
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In fact, from whence did this rumour spread? ------------- sig |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 12:29
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Every phrase here is going to end with "ed". (aed, ead, ied, oued, aeioued). ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Melomaniac
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 12:33
Gets me confused in my head...  ------------- "One likes to believe in the freedom of Music" - Neil Peart, The Spirit of Radio |
Posted By: Trickster F.
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 12:33
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That explains the essence of this thread! ------------- sig |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 13:08
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What? That it is dead
Laid down to bed
For it has bled...
Or so it was said
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Posted By: laplace
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 13:12
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and yet so easily prevented!
------------- FREEDOM OF SPEECH GO TO HELL |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 13:14
| Is this getting a little far fetched? |
Posted By: herring
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 13:15
| ted was fed by ned with poisoned bread and dropped dead. |
Posted By: laplace
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 13:21
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not only fed, but tricked and misled
------------- FREEDOM OF SPEECH GO TO HELL |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 13:22
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The king is dead
They cut of his head
I've heard it said
That he bled
And it was red
All over his bed
Or so I've been led
To believe by Fred
Who has now fled
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Posted By: magnus
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 17:26
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but the fact is, none of you guys have any actual street-cred :edit: oh my, I'm supposed to come up with a new word now! Let's make this page the page that rhymes with................... "Bone"! What do progheads REALLY spend their time on when they are all alone? ------------- The scattered jigsaw of my redemption laid out before my eyes Each piece as amorphous as the other - Each piece in its lack of shape a lie 
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Posted By: progismylife
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 17:29
| they sit and wait for the ringing of the telephone |
Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 17:30
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After a day of posting, they fall prone.
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RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 17:32
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And then they moan
For failing to pay off what they've been loaned
and they also groan
Having flown
Twenty miles across the United Stone
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Posted By: Passionist
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 17:33
| Perhaps it's the king, calling from his throne! |
Posted By: KoS
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 17:35
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give him a home give 'em a bone  |
Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 17:35
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Save an animal, eat a drone.
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RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 17:44
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Who was found dead by the phone. |
Posted By: Melomaniac
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 17:46
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Who was dragged down by the stone... ------------- "One likes to believe in the freedom of Music" - Neil Peart, The Spirit of Radio |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 17:48
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your manager and agent are both busy on the phone selling coloured photographs to magazines back home Hah! now guess where that line come from(e?)
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 06:26
| Is it written by some clone? |
Posted By: Trickster F.
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 09:27
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I guess the author is unknown... ------------- sig |
Posted By: Man Erg
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 09:32
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Then this must be a secret tome... ------------- 
Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb. |
Posted By: Trickster F.
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 09:34
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...written by some man on his own. ------------- sig |
Posted By: Man Erg
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 09:47
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Smoking something that he had grown... -------------
Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb. |
Posted By: Trickster F.
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 09:53
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...after playing his trombone... ------------- sig |
Posted By: Man Erg
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 09:58
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He heard a strange and distant drone... -------------
Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb. |
Posted By: Melomaniac
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 09:59
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... who happened to be accident prone. ------------- "One likes to believe in the freedom of Music" - Neil Peart, The Spirit of Radio |
Posted By: Trickster F.
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 10:06
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And had a plethora of sins to atone... ------------- sig |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 10:31
| ...and was unsure if there's more than one correct way to pronounce 'poem', so, just to make sure he wouldn't break the rules of the game, he decided to end his sentence with the word 'pome'. |
Posted By: Trickster F.
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 10:36
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(new rhyme time)
I'm being told there's life on Mars. ------------- sig |
Posted By: Man Erg
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 11:56
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Where the inhabitants eat Havana cigars... -------------
Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb. |
Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 11:57
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In life behind bars. ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: Trickster F.
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 11:58
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And as the transport use their arse. ------------- sig |
Posted By: Melomaniac
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 12:02
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They leave their brains in neat little jars... ------------- "One likes to believe in the freedom of Music" - Neil Peart, The Spirit of Radio |
Posted By: Man Erg
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 12:05
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Through which you can see the stars... -------------
Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb. |
Posted By: progismylife
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 12:06
| And then they show off their scars |
Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 12:07
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Driving around in imaginary cars... ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: progismylife
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 12:08
| While trying to avoid the Russian czars |
Posted By: Man Erg
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 12:09
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On golf courses with imaginary pars... -------------
Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb. |
Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 12:11
With pirates going "YARRR"...
 ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: progismylife
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 12:11
| and getting stuck in the pits of tar |
Posted By: Man Erg
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 12:13
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where fx pedals go fuzz and wah -------------
Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb. |
Posted By: magnus
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 12:30
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So.... anyone have any friends named Lars?
------------- The scattered jigsaw of my redemption laid out before my eyes Each piece as amorphous as the other - Each piece in its lack of shape a lie
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Posted By: Trickster F.
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 13:36
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I know a metalhead named Lars.
He obviously hates guitars. ------------- sig |
Posted By: progismylife
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 14:03
| While People get sick while having SARS |
Posted By: Trickster F.
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 14:46
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As well as loathing gazing at the stars. ------------- sig |
Posted By: magnus
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 14:47
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Cheesus, that's such a farce.............
------------- The scattered jigsaw of my redemption laid out before my eyes Each piece as amorphous as the other - Each piece in its lack of shape a lie
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Posted By: Trickster F.
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 15:00
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What else can one expect from rhyming around Mars? ------------- sig |
Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 17:24
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While eating Havana cigars? ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: memowakeman
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 17:47
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Driving beautiful cars... ------------- Follow me on twitter @memowakeman |
Posted By: moreitsythanyou
Date Posted: March 07 2007 at 18:30
Let's hope they don't stop at bars  -------------  <font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR] |
Posted By: Abstrakt
Date Posted: March 08 2007 at 09:17
| Can anyone light my cigars? |
Posted By: kazansky
Date Posted: March 08 2007 at 09:19
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ask to the stars ------------- The devil we blame our atrocities on is really just each one of us. |
Posted By: Abstrakt
Date Posted: March 08 2007 at 09:20
| And i might aswell be on mars |
Posted By: Trickster F.
Date Posted: March 08 2007 at 10:05
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(Erm, why is nobody changing the rhyme?)
Does everybody know it's Rico time? ------------- sig |
Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: March 08 2007 at 10:07
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He's drinking fine wine! ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: progismylife
Date Posted: March 08 2007 at 10:08
| Hey get back in the queue! Er I mean line! |
Posted By: magnus
Date Posted: March 08 2007 at 10:43
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fine! but please don't whine.....
------------- The scattered jigsaw of my redemption laid out before my eyes Each piece as amorphous as the other - Each piece in its lack of shape a lie
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Posted By: progismylife
Date Posted: March 08 2007 at 10:45
| Please avoid this sign |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 08 2007 at 15:51
| Where shall we dine? |
Posted By: pianoman
Date Posted: March 08 2007 at 17:28
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Thats not mine. |
Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: March 08 2007 at 17:31
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He scratched you behind! ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: pianoman
Date Posted: March 08 2007 at 17:32
| Relax and unwind |
Posted By: progismylife
Date Posted: March 08 2007 at 18:21
| Lots of masterpieces I did find |
Posted By: laplace
Date Posted: March 08 2007 at 18:27
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*pays you all no mind*
------------- FREEDOM OF SPEECH GO TO HELL |
Posted By: progismylife
Date Posted: March 08 2007 at 18:32
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To the deaf and the blind |
Posted By: pianoman
Date Posted: March 08 2007 at 19:01
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(Changing Rhyme) What will we do? |
Posted By: magnus
Date Posted: March 08 2007 at 19:58
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You changed the rhyming word before we were on a new page, you, you... pile of stinking poo!
------------- The scattered jigsaw of my redemption laid out before my eyes Each piece as amorphous as the other - Each piece in its lack of shape a lie
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 09 2007 at 00:07
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You will soon rue
The start of this coup. And I'll not shine your shoe, You pile of poo. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 09 2007 at 00:10
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Oh screw you! Turn purply blue Listen to crappy Mew You bunch or medicated goo. -------------   
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 09 2007 at 00:14
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Your fighting foo will affect nothing new,
Even while drinking a mountain of dew. So next time you spend all your day in the loo, Remember the seat may be covered with glue. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 09 2007 at 00:19
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I'm a member of So Solid Crew Innit so neat and speshly blue Me momma's Madeleine Peyroux Sweet innit like, super duper cuckoo? -------------
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 09 2007 at 00:26
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If that's your position, I'll open the flue,
Letting in airflow to ward off Peyroux. However I warn you: she likes Entre nous, So any remarks might just simmer your stew. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 09 2007 at 00:34
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Well my superduper cuckoo especially wants to crap on you very much like Phil Collins did to Genesis and their road crew. -------------
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 09 2007 at 00:47
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After watching the sun, my eyes went askew
So tell me what happened, then let me ask you: Do you think I willfully catered a crew That lauded and flattered and spoiled them too? Well do You? |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 09 2007 at 00:52
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No, I was listening to Bitches Brew Then I put on put on Gong's You Had a short break for the loo And finished with Zappa's The Grand Wazoo I'm innocent m'lud, so screw you! -------------
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 09 2007 at 00:58
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Is that how you dance in your sister's tu-tu,
Or do you prefer a nice brown muumuu? Carefully, gingerly, delicate too Yelping and howling-- not unlike a zoo. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: March 09 2007 at 01:02
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I actually much prefer tiramisou If I had a sister, she'd be Lulu A kind-hearted Scottish moo Who doesn't care for vindaloo -------------
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 09 2007 at 01:25
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Oh man I give up, I give in, I say fooh!
My talents are waning, I'm no match for you But move on, hold sway, persist now, I do A fly in the ointment, I've wakened anew. |
Posted By: Abstrakt
Date Posted: March 09 2007 at 10:40
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In this moment i am a candle
It's not too big to handle
Now let's go shoot some wax at wendall
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Posted By: magnus
Date Posted: March 09 2007 at 14:54
You changed the rhyming word too early! Therefore, I'll go back to the previously used word! So, some day, I thought about visiting the zoo. But then I figured there weren't any zoos around here, so I felt like a foo'! ------------- The scattered jigsaw of my redemption laid out before my eyes Each piece as amorphous as the other - Each piece in its lack of shape a lie
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Abstrakt wrote:Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 09 2007 at 15:26
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Why are there no zoos there, I don't have a glue, but Nelson Goodman said that all emeralds are grue. |
Posted By: magnus
Date Posted: March 09 2007 at 20:14
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Is what you are saying here, really true? For if so, we must find something new to do! ------------- The scattered jigsaw of my redemption laid out before my eyes Each piece as amorphous as the other - Each piece in its lack of shape a lie
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Posted By: progismylife
Date Posted: March 24 2007 at 20:35
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I do not know what to do So I decided to ask you |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 31 2007 at 16:12
| In this moment I'm a shoe. |