The NEW HUSBANDS Store
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Topic: The NEW HUSBANDS Store
Posted By: mystic fred
Subject: The NEW HUSBANDS Store
Date Posted: February 28 2007 at 07:57
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THE NEW HUSBANDS STORE
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in London , where a woman may go to choose a new husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. THE NEW WIVES STORE To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited  -------------  Prog Archives Tour Van 
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Posted By: kazansky
Date Posted: February 28 2007 at 08:03
that's cheers me up a bit, thanks  ------------- The devil we blame our atrocities on is really just each one of us. |
Posted By: Wilcey
Date Posted: February 28 2007 at 08:14
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too true!!!!
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Posted By: progismylife
Date Posted: February 28 2007 at 08:16
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Hilarious!
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Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: February 28 2007 at 08:18
| Nice one Steve. |
Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: February 28 2007 at 09:36
 very good, and very true!!------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson |
Posted By: Raff
Date Posted: February 28 2007 at 09:44
I would've stopped at the fifth floor.... Incidentally, the one I found (not yet my husband, but hopefully very soon) corresponds exactly to the description of that floor's contents! So, this means I'm not impossible to please?As to the Wives store...  |
Posted By: mystic fred
Date Posted: February 28 2007 at 11:16
he must be a man-in-a-million! there were only 2 men on that floor anyway..
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Ghost Rider wrote:Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: February 28 2007 at 11:19
Do I detect one very worried man now?
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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: February 28 2007 at 21:00
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: March 01 2007 at 12:30
And I'm the other one  ------------- 
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