The life is...
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Topic: The life is...
Posted By: Mandrakeroot
Subject: The life is...
Date Posted: December 27 2006 at 18:18
THE LIFE IS AN IMPRESSIONISTIC PAINTING!
AND FOR YOU?
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Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: December 27 2006 at 18:51
For me it is sh*t.
------------- http://www.last.fm/user/ocellatedgod" rel="nofollow - last.fm
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Posted By: Barla
Date Posted: December 27 2006 at 21:38
The Miracle wrote:
For me it is sh*t.
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Sad hearing that from someone...
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Posted By: ClemofNazareth
Date Posted: December 27 2006 at 21:43
The Miracle wrote:
For me it is sh*t.
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Hey, that's a Dead Milkmen song!
"I ran into a friend of mine
said was gonna take some words
and make them rhyme I said you can
fool some of the people some of
the time, but you can only fool
half the people half the time
He "Yes I do believe this is
true. Would you like to go sniff
some glue? We'll fly to where
the skys are blue and look
for things both bright and true"
And on a pretty Sunday morning
a bunch of pretty Baptist girls
linked ther pretty hands and sang:
Life is sh!t, life is sh!t
The world is sh!t, the world is sh!t
and this is life as I know it.
this is life as I know it.
And in the sky I saw Richard Nixon
smoking a lacey with Mr. Dickson
He said "Son there's something
I must say I do not believe I've
found a better way" And then a
vision came and it looked a lot
like Bob Crane. And Bob sang:
Life is sh!t, life is sh!t
The world is sh!t, the world is sh!t
and this is life as I know it.
this is life as I know it.
And when my friend and I were
done we went to rest upon the
sun 'cause life takes from us
the things, we love and robs us
of the special ones and puts
them where where we can't climb
and we only miss them all the time
And we sing:
Life is sh!t, life is sh!t
The world is sh!t, the world is sh!t
and this is life as I know it.
this is life as I know it."
------------- "Peace is the only battle worth waging."
Albert Camus
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 28 2006 at 06:40
Posted By: JayDee
Date Posted: December 28 2006 at 06:43
Is a gift.
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Posted By: toolis
Date Posted: December 28 2006 at 06:47
life is a joke...
and not a good one...
i'm not laughing...
------------- -music is like pornography...
sometimes amateurs turn us on, even more...
-sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes you are the statue...
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Posted By: andu
Date Posted: December 28 2006 at 06:48
someone wise said "life's something that happens to you while you making other plans"
------------- "PA's own GI Joe!"
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Posted By: andu
Date Posted: December 28 2006 at 06:50
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f**king big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of f**king fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the f**k you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f**king junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f**ked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose LIFE... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
------------- "PA's own GI Joe!"
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Posted By: MikeEnRegalia
Date Posted: December 28 2006 at 06:52
It's a box of chocolates, didn't you know?
------------- https://awesomeprog.com/users/Mike" rel="nofollow">Recently listened to:
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Posted By: andu
Date Posted: December 28 2006 at 06:55
Posted By: progadicto
Date Posted: December 28 2006 at 17:38
andu wrote:
someone wise said "life's something that happens to you while you making other plans" |
It was Woody Allen??? I'm not sure...
Mr. Doctor from Devil Doll said:
LIFE IS JUST A STATE OF MIND...
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Posted By: Witchwoodhermit
Date Posted: December 28 2006 at 18:21
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f**king big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of f**king fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the f**k you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f**king junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f**ked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose LIFE... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
I liked trainspotting too.
For me, life is just a bus stop. I'm just waiting to move on.
------------- Here I'm shadowed by a dragon fig tree's fan
ringed by ants and musing over man.
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Posted By: freekske
Date Posted: December 28 2006 at 18:26
Posted By: magnus
Date Posted: December 28 2006 at 19:40
Life's like a low-budget movie. The actors' performance is poor, the script is a boring cliché, and you have no idea who wrote this piece of horse sh*t.
------------- The scattered jigsaw of my redemption laid out before my eyes
Each piece as amorphous as the other - Each piece in its lack of shape a lie
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Posted By: freekske
Date Posted: December 28 2006 at 20:24
Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: December 29 2006 at 01:19
Life is life, na-na-na-na-nah!
------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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Posted By: freekske
Date Posted: December 29 2006 at 01:25
Life is like a sh*t-sandwhich the more bread you have, the less sh*t you have to eat.
------------- Yes it is!!
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Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: December 29 2006 at 01:35
The life is the life.
Think about it. Think about it reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal haaaard.
But not too hard.
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Posted By: Australian
Date Posted: December 29 2006 at 01:47
Life's a bitch...
and then ya die.
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Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: December 29 2006 at 01:49
But you don't really die. You just experience death for eternity.
Just here to cheer you guys up!
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Posted By: Australian
Date Posted: December 29 2006 at 01:51
Fine then.
Life's a bitch...
and then ya experiance death for eternity
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Posted By: freekske
Date Posted: December 29 2006 at 01:51
Posted By: pepefloyd
Date Posted: December 29 2006 at 13:06
is all that happens while you breath... is simple like that ..
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Posted By: Mandrakeroot
Date Posted: January 03 2007 at 09:56
LIFE IS A WONDERFUL PIG!!!
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Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: January 06 2007 at 21:58
Life is a serpent that eats its own tail.
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Posted By: Chris H
Date Posted: January 06 2007 at 22:02
Life is too short. Everytime you blink you waste some of it, so take your chances when you can, because you never know when your last day will be.
------------- Beauty will save the world.
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Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: January 06 2007 at 22:21
Life is a bowl of cherries, only they're artifical.
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