The Best way to commit suicide
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Topic: The Best way to commit suicide
Posted By: Tuzvihar
Subject: The Best way to commit suicide
Date Posted: December 22 2006 at 13:13
I can't make up my mind...  ------------- "Music is much like f**king, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent." Charles Bukowski |
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Posted By: Abstrakt
Date Posted: December 22 2006 at 13:17
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Hanging yourself!
Overusing of sleeping pills would be an alternative
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Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: December 22 2006 at 13:18
Listen to Dragonforce until your face melts off. Case in point:  ------------- 
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: December 22 2006 at 13:20
Listen to Marillion, you'll die of boredom. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Stjernestøv
Date Posted: December 22 2006 at 13:29
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I'm not sure. But if I were to commit suicide, I'd like to be in the forest, with my back against a big, beautiful tree, and a nice view. :) ------------- "My stories? No, my little lord, not mine. The stories are, before me and after me, before you too." |
Posted By: chamberry
Date Posted: December 22 2006 at 13:36
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Which one is less painful?
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Posted By: Revan
Date Posted: December 22 2006 at 13:40
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I just wouldn't. PS I don't think jumping from a bridge would kill you ------------- 
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Posted By: ResidentAlien
Date Posted: December 22 2006 at 13:44
...tell that to all the people who kill themselves by jumping off a bridge each year.  |
Revan wrote:Posted By: Tuzvihar
Date Posted: December 22 2006 at 13:54
It will if you can't swim. ------------- "Music is much like f**king, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent." Charles Bukowski |
Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: December 22 2006 at 13:55
And it depends on how high the bridge is and at what angle you hit the water (if there is water underneath it). -------------
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Posted By: progismylife
Date Posted: December 22 2006 at 13:56
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I think this would be interesting.
Take some poison and then jump off a really high bridge and while falling through the air, shoot yourself with a gun at the same time as pulling the parachute release chord so your dead body floats to the ground. |
Posted By: Tuzvihar
Date Posted: December 22 2006 at 14:06
 ------------- "Music is much like f**king, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent." Charles Bukowski |
Posted By: progismylife
Date Posted: December 22 2006 at 14:07
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^^
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Posted By: MikeEnRegalia
Date Posted: December 22 2006 at 14:18
Nice. I'd add a bomb that will detonate when you hit the ground.  ------------- https://awesomeprog.com/users/Mike" rel="nofollow">Recently listened to: 
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Posted By: chamberry
Date Posted: December 22 2006 at 14:31
One question, why would I use a parachute if I won't feel anything after I shoot myself?  -------------
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Posted By: progismylife
Date Posted: December 22 2006 at 14:33
So your body floats to the ground, obviously. But maybe if there was no parachute that would be better. It would be harder for the hospital to determine cause of death. |
Posted By: video vertigo
Date Posted: December 22 2006 at 17:45
I think that the golden gate bridge is the #1 suicide spot in the US. ------------- "The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse." - Zappa |
Posted By: progismylife
Date Posted: December 22 2006 at 17:47
I think someone made a movie about some of those suicides. |
Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: December 22 2006 at 17:50
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Ok, it is Christmas.
There is nothing amusing about suicide. Enough of this for feck's sake!!! This will just end in a flame war or silliness. Thread closed. |