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Topic: 3 items...
Posted By: Man Overboard
Subject: 3 items...
Date Posted: November 07 2006 at 03:52
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This is a game my friends and I have played for years. It started 10 years ago, when my cousin was a cashier at a Texas grocery store. Every week, this woman would come in and buy the same 3 items every time. A bag of cucumbers, a small box of condoms, and a tube of KY Jelly. This got me thinking... what other combinations of 3 items could cause a cashier to look twice? I'll lead with an anecdote and an example. In May, I stopped by a local Wal-Mart and saw that a friend of mine was starting her new job as cashier. Wanting her to feel welcome, I brought up a 36-pack of Lifestyles lubricated condoms, an economy size bottle of Astroglide lubricant, and a copy of Brokeback Mountain. She never forgave me.  However, not every example need require condoms or other sexual perversions. Say the day before Halloween, you go in and walk to the checkout with a large bag of apples, a kit for making caramel apples, and a box of straight razors. What reaction do you expect? Your turn!  ------------- https://soundcloud.com/erin-susan-jennings" rel="nofollow - Bedroom guitarist". Composer, Arranger, Producer. Perfection may not exist, but I may still choose to serve Perfection. Commissions considered. |
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Posted By: JrKASperov
Date Posted: November 07 2006 at 03:57
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Some butter, matches and a goldfish.
------------- Epic. |
Posted By: Neil
Date Posted: November 07 2006 at 05:40
A funnel, some sawdust and a puppy ------------- When people get lost in thought it's often because it's unfamiliar territory. |
Posted By: Pnoom!
Date Posted: November 07 2006 at 13:55
| A cow, a plumber, and some hair gel. |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 07 2006 at 15:28
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Spermicide jelly, a Toothbrush and some aspirins. ------------- ĦBeware of the Bee! |
Posted By: video vertigo
Date Posted: November 07 2006 at 21:29
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cyanide, water and paper ------------- "The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse." - Zappa |
Posted By: BePinkTheater
Date Posted: November 08 2006 at 17:18
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Raw fish, digital camera, viagra. ------------- I can strangle a canary in a tin can and it would be really original, but that wouldn't save it from sounding like utter sh*t. -Stone Beard |
Posted By: Abstrakt
Date Posted: November 09 2006 at 13:16
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Oil, A Hammer & A Pumpkin |
Posted By: ClemofNazareth
Date Posted: November 09 2006 at 17:50
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hacksaw, ice chest, air freshner
------------- "Peace is the only battle worth waging." Albert Camus |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: November 09 2006 at 17:54
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a long piece of tarp, a christmas tree, and a huge vat of KY jelly ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: November 09 2006 at 23:27
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12 latex condoms, a flask of vaseline and 12 hamsters... ------------- ĦBeware of the Bee! |