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Posted By: Yukorin
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Date Posted: August 27 2006 at 04:04
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Posted By: Dreamer
Date Posted: August 27 2006 at 05:56
Don't be surprised, this is a progressove rock site.
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Yukorin wrote:Posted By: Australian
Date Posted: August 27 2006 at 06:50
I have trouble... ------------- 
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Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: August 27 2006 at 07:22
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As long as this stays light-hearted and non-explicit then it can stay-in "Just For Fun."
----------------------------------------- Ok Yukorin I have a question: I'm a middle-aged male who has suffered trauma and thinks he is an oriental of the opposite sex,rather like Eric Cartman in Cow Days,how can I meet interesting people on the Internet? 
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Posted By: Trickster F.
Date Posted: August 27 2006 at 07:25
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Tony wins this thread. ------------- sig |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: August 27 2006 at 07:36
Get a MySpace account, say you like George Formby, Peter Kaye and Fred Dibnah and make sure you have Jeremy Bender as your Homepage tune. You'll find suitable gender benders in no time! Sorted! -------------   
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Posted By: Yukorin
Date Posted: August 27 2006 at 08:34
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Posted By: Viajero Astral
Date Posted: August 27 2006 at 12:10
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Ok, here's one of a noob with girls. How I know if a girl like's me? ------------- 
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Posted By: merry
Date Posted: August 27 2006 at 12:51
She'll do something extravagant to impress you, like tickets to Ricky Martin (beacause you're a music nut) ------------- This sentence have three erors |
Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: August 27 2006 at 13:33
 good one merry.This thread is nuts... ------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
Posted By: heyitsthatguy
Date Posted: August 27 2006 at 14:52
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Oh all knowing Yukorin, why does life suck?
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 27 2006 at 15:13
This thread IS nuts
My problem with girls, honestly is on me. I never really tried that hard. I have tried before but it didn't work out so I gave up for a time. There's been a time or two I can think of that I probably could've hooked up if I put some effort in....but I didn't
Besides I havnt bothered lately because I'm going to college in less than a week.
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Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: August 27 2006 at 15:16
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------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
Posted By: darksinger
Date Posted: August 27 2006 at 15:28
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dear yukorin,
would i be too forward in inviting a potential boyfriend to attend mass to Cthulhu? i really like this guy and he's open-minded, but i was afraid bringing religion into the mix early on could be risky... ------------- 
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Posted By: Tuzvihar
Date Posted: August 27 2006 at 15:51
My case exactly... ------------- "Music is much like f**king, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent." Charles Bukowski |
Posted By: heyitsthatguy
Date Posted: August 27 2006 at 16:07
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Well, my problem with girls is that I'm too weird and none will talk to me. Seriously, I don't have a single friend that's a girl, nor do I talk to any on a semiregular basis. I haven't even talked to a girl outside my family for longer than one or two sentences for about 3 1/2 months -------------
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Posted By: Trickster F.
Date Posted: August 27 2006 at 16:17
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This thread is more depressing than any Funeral Doom album I've heard in my life! ------------- sig |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 27 2006 at 16:22
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Besides I am honestly fine with where I'm at. I have friends that are girls, I can talk to girls no problem and MOST talk to me without any problem. I'm a little weird for a lot of them but hey, my closest girl friends are weird too.
Maybe I'm just crazy, but right now the girlfriend thing just isnt a big deal to me.
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Posted By: Mikerinos
Date Posted: August 27 2006 at 17:21
THIS IS THE THREAD FOR FLOSSY!!!!!  ------------- 
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Posted By: Badabec
Date Posted: August 27 2006 at 17:49
Hey, same thing with me... |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: August 27 2006 at 19:40
¿What is that? ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Bern
Date Posted: August 27 2006 at 20:14
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Ask Yukorin and he won't answer
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RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
Posted By: Viajero Astral
Date Posted: August 28 2006 at 00:22
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BTW: We Sucks  -------------
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Posted By: Yukorin
Date Posted: August 28 2006 at 02:08
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Posted By: darksinger
Date Posted: August 28 2006 at 14:34
Thanks, Yukorin!
Another question-when eating monkey brains, is it proper to use a fork or a spoon? This usually throws me at get togethers... -------------
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Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: August 28 2006 at 16:43
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@darksinger: when eating monkey brains, just use your bare hands All knowing Yukorin, why do I feel old when reading all these questions people ask you? ------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
Posted By: Yukorin
Date Posted: August 29 2006 at 01:35
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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: August 29 2006 at 01:43
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All knowing Yukorin: recently, I noticed that my shadow follows the lead of and empty chicken that use to talk to me in tongues that were manufactured by the same guy that invented the front part of the seats of the living rooms of Tanganika. At that same time, I met my actual girlfriend, who is not a camel, but loves to read newspapers while my taxidemist doesnt exist. So: ¿should I buy one?.
Editing: I removed a misplaced "n". It was superficial. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Yukorin
Date Posted: August 29 2006 at 01:44
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Date Posted: August 29 2006 at 01:46
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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: August 29 2006 at 11:07
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Ok then. ¿How is one supposed to find something that has to come spontaneously by following instructions?. I mean, love, attention of the opposite sex, whatever, is directly related to how comfortable you feel with yourself. Amog other things, off course, all related to how healthy is your interaction with the world. ¿How is anyone supposed to acomplish that by following steps based on the experience of another individual?.
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Posted By: Yukorin
Date Posted: August 29 2006 at 11:17
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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: August 29 2006 at 11:31
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And... (¡Oh Allmighty Yukorin!) ... ¿why should anyone follow the advice of a so called "Womanizer Man Whore"?. The way I see it, a Man whore can tell you everything about earning some money on the streets and getting a manager (¿pimp is the word?). Finally: ¿are you serious?. Sorry, but I really think nobody will never take the advice of an online text (that reffers to himself as womanizing man whore) for any important matter.
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Posted By: Yukorin
Date Posted: August 29 2006 at 12:06
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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: August 29 2006 at 12:37
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Well, what I see between the lines of every reply of this thread is... ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Badabec
Date Posted: August 29 2006 at 15:38
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Confusion...?
------------- Mesmo a tristeza da gente era mais bela E além disso se via da janela Um cantinho de céu e o Redentor - Antônio Carlos Jobim, Toquinho & Vinícius de Moraes - Carta ao Tom 74 |
Posted By: Godfrey
Date Posted: August 29 2006 at 15:43
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Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea-cake? ------------- 
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Posted By: bhikkhu
Date Posted: August 29 2006 at 15:55
That was one of my past incarnations as well
Honestly, I don't recommend it ------------- a.k.a. H.T. http://riekels.wordpress.com" rel="nofollow - http://riekels.wordpress.com |
Posted By: Yukorin
Date Posted: August 30 2006 at 12:44
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 31 2006 at 15:20
| Am I supposed to ask something? OK, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? |
Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: August 31 2006 at 15:25
If you didn't lie in your profile, you've got 10 years of experience to catch up with. Maybe I can teach you some things ------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
Posted By: Yukorin
Date Posted: August 31 2006 at 22:56
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Posted By: darksinger
Date Posted: September 01 2006 at 07:36
thank you! grubs and centipedes...stir fried or deep fried? and do i need a dipping sauce? -------------
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Posted By: Yukorin
Date Posted: September 01 2006 at 10:22
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Posted By: darksinger
Date Posted: September 01 2006 at 17:18
actually, i'm having quite a bit of fun with this... -------------
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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: September 05 2006 at 01:00
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Me too. When I need to find company, I just use my natural talents. I don't have a lot of those, but I'm relaxed and happy. The man whores, I think, only exists on the cyber space. And this thread shows what happens when they have to deal with reality. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: September 05 2006 at 01:01
Well, they can find you, but my guessing is that they are searching for something else. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: September 05 2006 at 11:40
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------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
Posted By: darksinger
Date Posted: September 05 2006 at 14:19
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Dear Yukorin,
I think my neighbors are aliens. They make strange noises at night. at first I thought they were theremin musicians, but when I told them how much I liked theremin music, they gave me a strange look. Sometimes, there will be a light on at night and I can see the silhouettes of strange machines inside. They keep getting packages even though I never see them have friends over. Furthermore, I have seen strange lights in the basement, like at a Yes show. several of the neighbors' dogs disappeared since they have moved in as well. A few times I have been in my yard working and I feel as if someone in their house is watching my intensely ever since I asked about the theremins.
so, I was wondering-should I invite them over for a BBQ sometime or what? You think they might be vegetarians? -------------
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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: September 05 2006 at 19:15
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All tide magnitudes Yukorin:
I've been thinking a lot about my sandwich lately. It's kind of green, but when the squirrels come to my place, they sound british and make toast that remind me that famous charisma label. ¿Do you think that Scotland Yard would be upset if I eat green things in the company of rodents of any sort?. On the other hand, I have the other hand. That seems to bother my cousins. They are from this very country, but act like robots. I would not ask about this, but lately, they have been building robots that looks like cousins, so I also wanted to ask if I can borough some dust from your continent. I must be prepared for anything. Thanks. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: September 05 2006 at 19:20
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Dear Yukorin, have you killed a computer in cold blood.... I've been having dreams of opening the disk drive... putting a 12 gauge in the opening.... and pulling the trigger.... help me ... please... ------------- The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: September 06 2006 at 16:07
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Dear Yukorin: ¿did you just farted?. That's disgusting... ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: darksinger
Date Posted: September 06 2006 at 16:28
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dear yukorin:
i just ran out of room for bodies in my cellar...do you think it'd be too forward to ask my friends if i can bury some in their cellar? -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 10 2006 at 05:22
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Back to the subject: Dear Yukorin, what is the right way to approach a girl? I've been suggested to use the pick-up line "Do I come here often?", but since I don't go to bars I haven't had a chance to actually try it. Also, I don't feel very confident in making a conversation, so should I just start buying her stuff right away? I'm 19 years old and weigh around 70kg, am I fat? |
Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: September 16 2006 at 23:43
Said the Talkie-Toaster to Holly...... Awesome Red Dwarf reference!!!!!!!!!!!!1  -------------  |
Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: September 16 2006 at 23:44
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Since Yukorin has seen fit to edit every single post of his/hers in this thread,I see no reason to leave it open. ------------- |